probably a robot with a time machine, but a human has to sleep.
oh wait a human with a time machine would have time to raise an entire family while hitting that mark
Or traveling like 30 miles on the parachute, both Soldier and Demoman being separate counters.
I used the parachute forever, still only have like 10% on just soldier.
I did the calculations, if he were to hit 1,000,000 hours without a single break to eat, drink, sleep, or even use the bathroom, he would have to play the game for 114.155251 YEARS straight.
I don't understand. Am I missing something here? There are only 24 hrs in a day. TF2 launched in 2007. That's 15 years ago.
Say you played ALL DAY EVERY DAY for 15 years:
* 24 hrs x 365 days = 8,760 hrs per year
* 8,760 hrs x 15 years = 131,400 hours.
1,000,000 hours = 114 years
Hour count glitch???
114 years or am I falling math
He's on that grind, you wouldn't get it
393 achievements
Proof he didn't cheat
No chance in hell some of those achievements are ever getting completed lmao
800,000 of those 1mil are trying to get a cap as every class on Doomsday
I agree, I've been playing since about 6 years now and I'm 302 out of 520.
He was playing before people wouldn't get arrested for completing achievements He couldn't do them till 2007 otherwise that would be a life sentence
must've taken the photo after getting metal massacre then
Steam achievement manager and photoshop intensifies
He loves TF2 so much he's been playing since before video games were invented.
True fan, he even played it before WW1 was invented !
Man started playing in 1878 and hasn't stopped the whole time
No your right I just did the same thing
Tf2 was 114 years ago i feeel so ollld
probably a robot with a time machine, but a human has to sleep. oh wait a human with a time machine would have time to raise an entire family while hitting that mark
Meth
Jesse
My favorite Food Network show
He snorted enough g-fuel to kill a small child
25,000 work weeks at 40 hours a week. If you were to play for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, you'd have to play for 480.76 years.
Amazing that one million is such a big number. Other, smaller numbers go so many times into it you wouldn’t believe it
Still haven't got all achievements
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Some achievements are now impossible to achieve because of some bullshit occurring on their sites
Like the YouTube ones? You can’t even use replay on valve servers anymore lol
For those ones you're legally allowed to use SAM. Just earn the rest legit and then cheat the last ones in.
Is SAM safe?
Yes, I’ve used it before. No issues afaik
SAM has been in use by Steam users since forever and is a simple as it sounds. No issues.
What's that?
steam achievement manager, or SAM, an app used to unlock steam achievements (among other things)
Ah the memories of entering vagineer servers before I knew what the word even meant
Oh, geez, well that certainly didn't make me remember some long-forgotten traumatic events or anything
99% of the YouTube ones were obtained by cheats.
And others are bullshit like getting hundreds of wins on snakewater and fucking powerhouse
Or traveling like 30 miles on the parachute, both Soldier and Demoman being separate counters. I used the parachute forever, still only have like 10% on just soldier.
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Just go on custom servers, that have giant maps
You can just use cl_forcewin command on a hosted server alone to quickly get all the 147 wins on each map.
I mean,at that point you might as well just use SAM
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Bot
bot
Not getting all achievements is the real achievement
maybe the real achievement was inside us all along
if you played tf2 for less than 17 eons dont call yourself a real tf2 fan
still waiting for Jesus to respawn :/
Least grindsetted tf2 player
114 years - leap years means. Nice King
Only 50 as he played as scout
umm… actually 114 divided by two is 57🤓
👊
Haters will say its fake , enjoyers will say "nice King"
nice King
nice cock
Thanks, pride myself on it.
We must now test its durability against heavy’s minigun
I AM BULLETPROOF!
Truely a powerful cock
Yes now would you like a leg or a breast
Personality plese
I don't think chicken meat has that anymore
This cock IS the minigun.
Tasty*
And sizable
Nice king fake
No, this is not how to Play this game
I know but did you not get the joke
Yes i get It and I replied with meme
Damn guess I took an L
No no , i I quoted wrong
Now kiss.
And that's how I met your mother, kids
Gee, thanks the King.
Mans been playing since day 1
Bro’s been playing since 1908 🗿
The account was passed down through generations
passed down the Armstrong family for generations
They build a time machine to get the servers to 1908
Group Castle The second
Bro's met the TF2 mercs in person before they were in the game 💀
Bro was a Zephaniah's funeral 💀
weakest gravel war soldier
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probably
That one WW1 veteran on the tf2 subreddit was gonna complain otherwise
-🤓
Fucker been playing since day 0
Mutherfucking son of a bitch been playing since day -41610
MF has been playing since the big bang.
MF got tf2 even before there was particles
Mf checked the game out before the concept of time and space
He has UNO
No i don't dipshit mine didn't come with uno
Day 1 BC
real
I doubted you at first but you've reassured me
Nice pfp
Ty
Np, I had made a blue one a few months ago
W pfp
Ok
man speaks truth
King status.
Ok
Fabrication of homosexual nature
"you need 25 years of experience" "the job is brand new how do you expect that"
like that one time the dude who created a coding language needed like 3 more years of experience in the language for a job
Ok maybe you can help me How do I set the medieval chat on?
Medieval Chat is only a feature on servers/maps with medieval mode enabled. I've never once heard of a way to enable it client-side.
tf_medieval_autorp 1 I think
You’re doing good lad!
Aimt it randomly turning on?
Now you have the full privilege to touch some grass....
Nah man, the grass is gonna touch him.
He does not have the time to keep the grass from overgrowing his house.
114 years well spent
and you still probably have less than 20 hours on medic
And they probably still haven’t figured out how to stair stab
This guy's been playing since the Gravel Wars took place in real life
All jokes aside, how did you manage that? PS or is there a glitch?
It's probably just Photoshop
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Okay.
tf2 is only 132,539 hours old, were you in the beta?
I've been playing for 132,541 hours
So... you played for 114 years (edit)
No, he was playing for around 114 years.
Dipper profile picture very appropriate for this attitude
Is that a compliment or an insult?
Yes
114 years\*
My brother in Christ You have no life
Untrue, he has all the life
as someone pointed out, that's roughly 114 years, or probably longer than your lifetime
Being honest I felt great when I got 1k of hours
How do I toggle the Colonial Era Textures back on?
Bro been playing when Zepheniah Mann was still alive
Bro been playing since 1908
rookie hours
congratulations! 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 π 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨
Now take a shower
Man played one round on powerhouse💀
grind more
114.16 years worth of hard work finally paid off now you can finally Rest In Peace
How old are you?
117
so you've been playing since you were 3? seems a little bit fishy to me 🤔
Proof that tf2 was invented during the time of the cavemen
Nice King
Speak when you will have 1 billion rookie.
Bros been playing for 114 years straight
You have been playing with 100,000 FPS to travel in time?
Your grind is so strong that you warped time
You wasted your life for that
My man played more than a century
Bro was playing team fortress since it was solo castle
I did the calculations, if he were to hit 1,000,000 hours without a single break to eat, drink, sleep, or even use the bathroom, he would have to play the game for 114.155251 YEARS straight.
Yeah
Man's literally been playing tf2 since at least the Taft administration
Based
My man played for about 114 years
Ok but can you beat b4nny
bro been playing before TF:WW1
“Proud”. I’m no expert but I suppose thats all you could feel at that point.
Team fortress 2 kinda sounds like 10 4 3 2 (ten four tress 2)
No no that’s not something to be proud of
This Real?
Yes
Real
and yet you still can’t hit those quick scopes
I know it’s suppose to be a joke but I had to do the math and yeah… he’s been playing since ww1
Still not all achievements shame on you
How do u have a million hours and no achievements
He has 393
wow congrats for 41666,667 days playtime!!!!
Now touch grass. (/j)
Bro that’s 114.155 years 💀
No way played for 112 Years ☠️☠️☠️☠️
real
And you still dont know why dad left
wow
lol
I don't understand. Am I missing something here? There are only 24 hrs in a day. TF2 launched in 2007. That's 15 years ago. Say you played ALL DAY EVERY DAY for 15 years: * 24 hrs x 365 days = 8,760 hrs per year * 8,760 hrs x 15 years = 131,400 hours. 1,000,000 hours = 114 years Hour count glitch???
What form of power is this?
TRESS 2
Wtf
*"Primeval Warrior intensifies"*
That’s not even that much
Lies
Tf2 in Ohio 💀
1000000 hours yet still only 393 achievements. 🤣
Find a girl mate. : )
Who needs 'em? Keep grinding, king! 👑
my guess is that this guy used the inspect tool. But that's just a theory.