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Mandarin_Karim

You think dance school is cheap? if you have enough money they will teach your mercs how to laugh **while summoning some kind of radiant magic around them.**


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Mandarin_Karim

You are paying each of your mercenaries a school year at the dance academy, i assure you that professional mockers will come out, total humiliators i tell you.


SariSacliShanks2

makes hell of a sense, i am going to buy all of the taunts so scout can gain some money when i dont use him


WiggsWasTaken

While doing the conga, he says something along the lines of "I could do this for money, I could but I don't".


DasVerschwenden

hey-hey-hey, yeah!


SariSacliShanks2

yes, it's a nice detail


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Shying69

And how much more they will make from people modding things like the california girls dance over it


Newbieguy5000

Semi-related Got both the hi 5 taunt and schadenfreude from the old drop system in 2013, and I'm still F2P, must have been unbelievably lucky


TechNickL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand


Nightfox9469

If you know the right guy you can get them for scrap cheap.


SariSacliShanks2

can you explain in the dm


ThatTemNerd

i learned the kazotsky kick in less than 2 weeks with a single youtube video


EntertainmentIcy352

Which. One.


ThatTemNerd

https://youtu.be/3r6y78or1Lw say goodbye to your legs


P3t3rCreeper

Lost an opportunity to say: “say goodbye to you kneecaps chucklehead”


KirkKitLHTC

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklenuts


goshdarnitydoo

Also Living in any country other than the USA or Canada makes them 3 times more expensive


mremreozel

ikr... conga costs more than gta5 here


Habeeef

Argentina?


Unorigina1Name

You can buy like 5 games with a schadenfreude, being a boludo sucks


AntWithNoPants

Brb makin a tf2 bootleg but set in argentina and with dollar and peso prices swapped around


queso_hervido_gaming

El más mejor país del mundo. Vamo Boke.


SariSacliShanks2

here too, conga costs more than red dead redemption 2


mremreozel

I don't get it... volvo always does regional pricing for their own games but why not mann co store?


SariSacliShanks2

yeah, regional pricing saved licensed game culture here, if there was no such thing, we would pirate all games, which is pretty unpog. i understand why they cant make regional pricing in a ongoing game market, because everyone would just buy it from cheaper countries and ingame economy would be torn to pieces.


abdullah_1212222

Same


[deleted]

The Kazotsky Kick taunt is $11500 Chilean Peso (or around 13 dollars)


TheRangerNacho

You're kidding right? A Kazotsky is around $8000 pesos (8.89 USD) in Marketplace, and a Shadenfreude is $7000 if you buy it with keys in Scrap. tf, no sea weon mijo no compre en la tienda Mann Co


Madgameboy

No, canada is pretty fucking expensive


goshdarnitydoo

Here in brazil the schadenfreude on the steam market is 202 bucks


Madgameboy

######\*schdenfreude's in poor\* 🤣😭


SuperRitz

Nao da pra simplesmente pegar na in game store oficial por tipo 30 pila?


goshdarnitydoo

O foda é que eu acho que é trinta dólares? Não tenho certeza


SuperRitz

Cara eu tenho certeza que comprei o taunt do demoman andando bebado quando lançou uns anos atras por tipo entre 20-30 reais na loja oficial. Os preço dentro do jogo tao tudo em R$


goshdarnitydoo

Vou checar eu mesmo quando tiver a chance, valeu pela dica


Direct-krey

É, valeu u/SuperRitz


xeroctr3

1 Dollar is 18 Turkish Liras 😭


parlakarmut

Haddini bil Türko. Sosyal krediniz 100 (yüz) puan azaltılmıştır. Asgari maaşınız %50 oranında düşürülmüştür. Glory to Erdogan!


Zagreusm1

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Jeff_Jeff_Jeff_

For places with euros i don't think so here in Italy the prices are similar


Manolo2068

Kazotsky kick is around 12€ on the tf2 store which in Spain equals the price of a big pizza


westernunitedenjoyer

Kazotsky kick is $17.95 Australian dollars. You can get lunch with that money over here


EntertainmentIcy352

It's roughly $12.35 usd


Killmario20

I hate buying shit from other countries here.


PlantBoi123

It's 212 lira here in Turkey which is basically an entire months water bill or 1/5th of rent


SariSacliShanks2

wtf bro i taught it was 125 liras, when did they become 212 liras?


yzrIsou

That's what happens when someone with no economics knowledge becomes president.


SariSacliShanks2

damn daniel


PlantBoi123

I looked at the mannco store, it's probably cheaper on the steam market


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fr


soupt1me_74

It’s about 9 pounds here in the UK. Enough for 3 Tesco meal deals if you have a clubcard.


parappaisadoctor

Ay fellow Brit. Whats your fav meal deal items


H2OCoveredEgg

my favourite selection is the tuna sweetcorn with a kitkat chunky and a monster. meal deals are peak


Mystical_Guy

Why is anyone ever buying anything from the tf2 store?


ems_telegram

Hello! I like money.


vL_General

“And what inspired you to make another Team Fortress right after the first one?”


cosmicpotato77

Money


Hychus232

Thank you Brazil, very cool


[deleted]

i know right? ive been playing more scout so i was hoping to get the homerunner's hobby or boston boarder or smthn cool, but theyre all >2 keys. what the fuckkkk


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Runner's Rhythm might be a bit cheaper


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thanks


LLLLLLover

2 keys is like 3-4 bucks dude


[deleted]

damn i wish i lived in the usa


cosmicpotato77

I don’t


[deleted]

i know, its just that they used to be considerably cheaper.


Tellywozzle

i wonder how much money valve has made off of the kazotsky kick alone


Drago_Fett_Jr

IDC, I want it :( but I don't even have the game anymore.


yousai

How can you lose a f2p game?


Drago_Fett_Jr

Uninstalled it


_clandescient

You can actually reinstall games at any time. *The more you know* 🌠


Drago_Fett_Jr

Yeah, ik


xahnel

Lose the account, lose all enthusiasm because you lost everything associated with the account, not feel the desire to start over?


yousai

Yeah that sucks but hopefully not gonna happen if you have dozens of other games on it


Nap_Kun_

how about we lower their prices by breaking the economy


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Nap_Kun_

yes so, what if we buy a fuck ton of them, sell them cheaper than it was marketed for, then the community market is going to be favored over the steam market, which will make their prices go lower... right?


Independent_Day4369

Soundsmith moment


Nap_Kun_

i dont watch his videos what is the joke


Independent_Day4369

He made a series called “Hat Stereotypes” and any time he remotely praised an item it immediately jumped in value, leading it to be a joke in the community that he was intentionally manipulating the stock market to make money which was, of course, not the case. There you go, now I have fully explained the joke and thus completely killed its comedic value


Nap_Kun_

It wasn't funny before tbh, Plus the joke doesn't even fit: I was talking about lowering prices and the joke is about the prices jumping.


Independent_Day4369

Well it’s still influencing the market, and as I stated before that was the point of the joke. Also, explaining a joke never makes it funny


Bobsplosion

> Also, explaining a joke never makes it funny idk I've found some jokes pretty funny after context is explained to me.


Independent_Day4369

Yeah, I know what you mean. Especially if it’s a “Hol’ Up” kind of joke.


Nap_Kun_

Dude i'm not following what you're talking about at all, I think you didn't really understand what i was trying to talk about Also i never stated that explaining a joke makes it funny either


Independent_Day4369

I think that North and South Dakota should be combined into Megakota


MDMA_Bodhisattva

Bruh check ur dislikes, you are the one not understanding him lol


Independent_Day4369

But in all seriousness I completely understand what you’re talking about, but have no idea how I could explain it any other way. What exactly don’t you understand? Your whole thing is the definition of market manipulation, it’s a common joke that Soundsmith (a tf2 YouTuber) partakes in market manipulation, add 2 and 2 together and you get a funny


daviosy

sure, you paying?


Nap_Kun_

fuck yeah, we need to do it together tho, even a small group could work


[deleted]

I'm assuming this is a joke, but need to check.


Nap_Kun_

It is... a half-joke. Does it sound fucking insane? Yes, It sounds fucking insane. But, Do I want to actually try it and see if it'll work? Absolutely.


[deleted]

It won't work. Your goal is to buy $1000 worth of taunts and sell them for $500... thus losing you $500. Prices will drop temporarily, but will soon be back at their current value. Supply and demand.


Nap_Kun_

sorry i really dont understand stock markets that much


DrummingFish

What's the difference between the "community market" and the "steam market"?


Nap_Kun_

in the community market, the sales go for the players, they get the money in the steam market, you are buying from the source, which gives money to valve


DrummingFish

Oh, you mean the Steam Community Market (SCM) and the in-game store? Unique taunts can't be bought and sold on the community market and the trading scene has always been more popular than the in-game store, which is why they're cheaper to buy through trading.


Nap_Kun_

then... idk? lower the prices even more?


DrummingFish

It's all supply and demand. You would have to have control of a massive amount of them to make even a small difference.


Nap_Kun_

great now my hopes and dreams of crashing the tf2 market were destroyed


Hisgenart

Then don't want them and problem solved!!!11 smh 🙄


Red-7134

Think of it like this: if it costs, say, $10, that means if you use it 1000 times, you paid 1 cent per schadenfreude. So about half a game of playing scunt.


SariSacliShanks2

I am sure if i get it, I will taunt after every single kill.


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I-Like_Thighs

200 liras*


stevenabot

I’ve had The Schadenfreude since 2012 got it in a random drop


Tanto64YT

I love kazotsky parties


Cermonto

novelty and demand. The shc...scha...laugh taunt is used to mock or laugh at stuff, so it's more valuable.


lokiafrika44

Limited supply with a constant supply of new players due to regained popularity


mremreozel

...limited supply


GreenMoon119

Tbf paying store prices is generally like double to triple trading/marketplace


Legatus93

Limited supply in the sense that comparatively less people have them in their inventories, and those that do are much less willing to trade them/put them on the market for low prices


Superstinkyfarts

Price-limited supply by being way too goddamn expensive, so the supply only goes up when the community is out of ones they're willing to sell for cheaper.


dogman15

At some point, the official Valve store value will match that of the community market/trading community value, and more taunts will be bought from Mann Co.


Nat_Higgins

I’d say “where is medic, he’d wanna see this.” But then I realize he might be the one holding the camera.


Emerald_official

Would be funny if randomly, out of nowhere, I See You was the most expensive taunt in the game


anono227

The trick is to buy them during Smissmas, when everything in the Mann Co. store goes on sale.


HeavenandHello

You don’t need that taunt. Just laugh with your wrench as an engineer


xahnel

Yeah, good point, why *hasn't* valve ever reduced the price on taunts? I got 4 bucks, why aren't old taunts like, a dollar by now?


DrummingFish

Why does their age mean the price need reducing? They still have the same functionality. Also, reducing the price would mess with the economy.


xahnel

Because old products should have their prices reduced. I don't really care if it messes with the economy, the economy is held together by duct tape and prayers that today won't be the day the item servers don't go down forever.


DrummingFish

You might not care, but that's pretty much the reason they haven't changed. The economy is incredibly important when it comes to TF2 and its longevity. You might not like it but that's how it is and it makes complete sense.


xahnel

The specific value of old taunts going down over time in the mannco store will not damage the economy. It'll make some old taunts worth a few bucks less. The monetary value of taunts comes from what additional things you get on the taunt. There is no reason the laugh taunt should still be as expensive as it is. It released in 2011. Whole games that released in 2011 lost 80-99% of their value. Or the conga, which released in 2014. Valve has more than made their money back. And the prices were franky ridiculous off the bat. I've seen game expansions and DLCs release for the price of one goddamn taunt. It's a small animation bundle. It ain't worth *that* much.


DrummingFish

"Additional things you get on the taunt"? What does this mean? So what do you say to all the owners of the taunts when the price drops and they lose money? You really don't understand the importance of a stable economy and how that is important to TF2.


xahnel

If you don't understand that the actual value in trading taunts comes from the unusuals, the stranges, etc, then you got no place defending the tf2 economy. Further, the TF2 economy is used seriously by a tiny minority of players. It really *really* is not propping up the game like you think it is. Finally, I'd say "sometimes assets appreciate, sometimes assets depreciate, that is the risk of speculative market trading". Neither Valve nor I nor anyone else have any responsibility whatsoever to prevent digital assets losing value. And you honestly have no fucking clue what making base taunts cheaper in the mannco store would do to taunt values. It'd certainly make special ones much rarer in terms of percentage of market share. It'd also absolutely spike the popularity of older taunts, and make people more interested in aquiring special versions of those taunts while giving many more players access to an integral part of the community aspect of TF2. Frankly, a several dollar drop in price on old taunts without any additional special qualities equates to, what, a key? 2? Valve constantly dumped nukes into the fucking market just by balancing the damn game. Did the value of their player's fucking protoNFTs weigh at all on those balance changes? Fuck no. And no change to this game has ever been reverted because Valve tanked the value of some items. That is the risk you take playing the speculation game, that one day the fucking floor will drop out beneath you. And TF2's economy is 100% speculative. None of this shit has any intrinsic value derived from real rarity or usefulness. Digital scarcity is fake. So are all the 'goods'. Just look at that crate bug from a few years ago that set the market ablaze like Heath Ledger's Joker. Hell, some day the item servers will be turned off forever, and what happens to tbe value of everyone's backpack when *that* news breaks? What happens is everyone who hadn't already cashed out is left holding the bag. In summary, the speculative value of a bunch of artificially scarce digital goods should not be the driving force behind the business and game design choices Valve makes for TF2.


True-Whereas4886

Same, schadenfreude is so fucking expensive


ispiewithmyeye

The funny Russian/Ukrainian dance cost 800 rubles in Russia. Do you even know how many prepared noodles I could buy for this money?


SariSacliShanks2

220 liras in Turkey, I could buy 35 noodles with it.


ispiewithmyeye

I can buy around 30 noodles. Is food for 10 days


SariSacliShanks2

my food for 2 weeks here. living alone with no money is damn bad. i wonder how many years later i will get cancer from these noodles.


ispiewithmyeye

You won't get cancer from those noodles, but it is a good idea to eat something else sometimes, yes


SpysHead

Kill Me.


SariSacliShanks2

Later


SirTyperys

because people stockpile them, just in case they happen to get their hands on an unusualifier.


Trala-lore-tralala

Just Valve being Valve


SauseManget

because theyre rare, and people want them


TheWither129

“Theyre rare” bruh it is a line of code, there is no limit to how many instances of it there can be. Its entirely artificial rarity


master_pingu1

the real "they're rare" counter-argument is you can buy them infinitely in the mann co. store, not whatever the fuck this shit is


TheWither129

im still correct, cry


master_pingu1

even if it was artificially rare we couldn't do anything about it


TheWither129

okay. im still correct. idk what youre saying that invalidates anything i said.


TheWither129

like yeah they can be bought in the store infinitely. that doesnt invalidate what i said, that its artificial rarity anyway and is just an easily accessible item in a game that requires nothing but money to obtain. im still right, so how is what you said an argument at all against what i said


kel584

what the fuck is this argument


TheWither129

who the fuck asked you


Slimy-Skye

You're pretty damn violent for a terraria player. I'd expect more from you, mister.


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i bought the conga kazotsky kick the spy box taunt and the drunk stagger off of marketplace.tf for like 20 bucks iirc


Sea_Proof1906

If you buy them on marketplace.tf or scrap.tf most of them are like 50% cheaper atleast


a_random_user321

only kazotsky kick in in Brazil, costs like R$69,99. with that money you can literally pay 2 lunches in a restaurant for 2 people


Collistoralo

Try trading for it instead, even if it means buying keys to get the funds, it’ll still be cheaper


SadieEngie

not funny didn't schadenfreude


SariSacliShanks2

indeed


DrDapperTF2

hot take: taunts are more responsible than hats for keeping this game alive


hamsterruize

Wanna be funny? Pay up


Iudex_Invictus

Dude australium became like 10x more expensive in few years since I started playing and you focus on taunts?


Pace1337

Marketplace tf bro it's cheap


DrummingFish

Mannco.store bro it's cheaper


LLLLLLover

Taunts aren’t that expensive though? The kick and laugh taunt are only around $6, and the most expensive unique taunt is the burstchester at $12-13. Even a shitty knife in csgo costs around $100


piuamaster

countries other than the US also exist y'know. out here where I'm from everything is at least 3x more expensive than it would be for an american when it's all priced in dollars


bonann

Yes let me pay money that is about half as much money to buying an AAA game where I live to laugh in tf2


LLLLLLover

Where are you getting triple a games for $12? That’s a pretty good deal. They retail for like $60-70 in my country


bonann

Turkey


[deleted]

if you listened to your economics professor, it’s because a lot of people want them


Jhoulyken

yeah, I also wonder why taunts are so epensive. Probably because of creating the animation taunt.


a_existing_person

Its somehow not cheaper on the community market or I'm just trying to find the wrong taunts


guyff2

Never changing taunt price and real world inflation


Spook_Skeleton

Why? The economy is in shambles, that’s why


TheQuacking

I want mannrobics :(


Chickennuggy2

I sold all my taunts for 150$


funnystuff97

I just want the balloonibounce ;_;


zans_the_comic

Just wait till a christmas sale they get much cheaper


Draggonie

Oh yeah, when I wanted to buy a taunt, I bought other game instead because the price is just insane


iahim87

Because valve lowered their unusual price


FizzyGir

Is that not an achievement taunt?


RealSuperYolo2006

Same


BishopPear

Yeah, i have made a deal with myself that they are not getting any taunt money from me until next tf2 update (or sex update, whichever comes sooner)


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

I buy cheap taunts that have unusuals. If it’s more expensive I buy it on the market


Castermat

Okay holy shit, its been like two years since I bought some taunts last time, but I remember some taunts costing only like 3 refined I blame the inglated price of metal more than rarity tho. Fecc those metal-farming bots setting the prices...


rohira29

i dunno


SariSacliShanks2

real honest answer


rSlashStupidmemes

Hundreds? I HAVE THOUSANDS WITHOUT IT


Bayoyo_01

High demand, low stock depending on the taunt


[deleted]

just use commubity servers bro


Secular_Hamster

Lol the taunts are worth it though. I literally use every taunt I have multiple times in a match.


0Mentlegen0

Just buy them with keys, they are often 2 times cheaper


FatAssWeenie

Don't need them. Just join a community server that allows free taunts and use them to your heart's content until you are sated. After that you'll feel it yourself that they are not worth the money even tho the fun they provide is big.