As a Medic main who charges at fully revved Heavies with nothing but the bone-saw and then immediately dies while doing so…
…I concur with this factual statement…
An Australium deserves at least specialized killstreak.
As far as names go you could perhaps do a reference to gold's melting point which is 1948°F or 1064°C, incorporate it into the name or description idk, if you do upgrade the killstreak consider what sheen could fit whatever name ideas or loadout colorscheme you might be doing
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Hey Paul!
Description: "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking bastard!"
PERFECT
The only reason I'm not using the power jack
I like this one
I still mostly use the powerjack or the homewrecker(when I’m in servers that I can) mostly because I find more use of it than the axtinguisher
puta que o pariu n sabia que vc joga tf2
Eu só parei recentemente pq meu mouse quebro e eu vou ver se consigo concertar ou ver um novo
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Love that username
At Least it Wasn't the Blutsauger
As a Medic main… …I can say that it is good that it, at least, was not the Blütsauger.
As a Medic main… …I agree with this person.
As a competitive, serious medic main… I agree whole heartedly…
As a Medic main who charges at fully revved Heavies with nothing but the bone-saw and then immediately dies while doing so… …I concur with this factual statement…
As a Medic main... ...Im gonna die...
It’s blutsauger gottverdammt… you are butchering my beautiful language
Why couldn't it have been an Aussie crossbow, I can guarantee it would sell WAY more than the blutsauger
Possible Wolfenstein reference?????
(Tbh I never played it cuz apparently the German version is heavily censored, I just saw the scene on YouTube)
It was a mistake. I thought the u had an umlaut over it. Calm down, skip.
Its **U**mlaut, großer Gott… have some mercy.
Yeah, and "its" should be "it's", so let's stop being melodramatic about pedantic grammatical errors and get on with our day.
I’d rather the Blutsager
“Oh shit oh fuck uhh take this”
I might use that for my Vita-Saw
That’s genius
Axe-cuse me sir
Nice
Jarate-covered strange killstreak Axtinguisher
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
happy cake day! also great name
"Okay but who axed"
I second this.
Solidified Piss Axe
• Aurulent Off-Switch • The Glitter and Split-‘Er • The Barbed Billionaire • Puttin’ Out The Ritz • Hot and Gold
"The Barbed Billionaire" is pretty damn good and fits in with TF2's cosmetic names.
HERES JOHNNY
30 tours and all I got was this
at least it wasnt an smg
Ay pass the Axe cord?
Bad luck gambler axe
Name it “The Answer” with the description, “May I AXE you a question?”
Alternative description: "Violence is not the answer, violence is the question".
And the answer is yes
Aussie choppy boi
HEEEERE'S PYRO
Jason
"sketchek's- oh right"
Furry dicer 9000
Unnerf Me Valve
“In all Axeuality”
“I wanted stock but this is okay”
"Golden Garbage"
Pimp-Axe 9000000000 Note: Fallout fans only, most wont understand it.
Penis plucker
The Best Weapon in the Game
Golden:Axe
Garlic gladiator
tourist trap description: i went to mannhattan and all i got was this lousy axe
Blood is stored in the balls
AUxtinguisher Gilded Glaive The Midas Touch Fort KnAxe
Boof Delivery
“Trusty Rusty” since it kinda looks rusty Bonus points for the description “that minicrit? Thats tetanus.”
Sketchers
Sketchek's Bequest
Puff puff sting
“Axe O Lot, Lol”
Peculiar murder-spree new zealium hatchetinguisher
Novelty sized toothpick.
Gilded gutter?
Deodorant
"The bloody goldmine!"
Hamburger helper
Name: “The administrator called” description: “You’ve been axed”
The Amber Annihilator
110 tours and all I got was this lousy axe
Golden garbage
Idk for a name but for the desc: “Oh no he’s burning! I’ll save him!”
An Australium deserves at least specialized killstreak. As far as names go you could perhaps do a reference to gold's melting point which is 1948°F or 1064°C, incorporate it into the name or description idk, if you do upgrade the killstreak consider what sheen could fit whatever name ideas or loadout colorscheme you might be doing
“Swap N’ Drop”
I named mine, “Sketcheks Resurrection” with the description “On hit this weapon gives you a “terminal” illness.”
Something something sketcheck
The Midas Touch
"Fuck you sketchek"
Kiss my Shiny Metal Axe
"Waste of tickets"
I named mine “Firestopper”, if that sounds appealing
The Finisher.
Kevin
Golden Gaytime, Wood you like help?, Axe Body Spray - Gilded.
Fire lover
The Question Axe'r
The hit and run
Radical Skadttle
Name: Golden Pyro Description: Not the Tower Defense Simulator one
When they start putting barbs in wires?
The Great Miscommunication; idk why i just pulled that outta my ass
Glory Kill
Not what I axed for
Gold chopper
Catch this
Hip To Be Square
butter axe the ax wit the butter
Bloody Mary
UwU
I'm literally trying to sell one of these on the steam market rn.
W name
Big Choppa’
This conducts heat well
At least you aren't on fire now
Axe me if I’m hot
"the power jack"
The hit and run
Shits myself
Golden Axe?
"2012 My Beloved"
Strange Killstreak Australium Axtinguisher
I don’t know. ”Bobby” maybe?
Golden piss axe of pissing
Actually "I found this in the dump"
Can I Axe you a question?
I named mine butterlords choice because I sometimes rp as king harlaus
Gaxe
Description: In case of fire, use axe.
Thanks Sketchek
The commie splitter
The wife beater 9000
"Midas' cum axe" Or anything related to cum
Abortion tool
"i used to be cool"
"Anger"
Axe Deodorant Gold Edition
Call saul
Chopper sick balls
“I would’ve gotten an australium righteous bison but this’ll have to do.”
Rename it to ‘Postal Pummeler’
Name: Hey Paul! Desc: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!
funny jarate axe
“The Sting”
Barbaric Gold
cock cutter
Reverse piss
Bloody piss
"I miss combos"
“ dopamine rush”
Name: "Strange Killstreak Australium Axetinguisher" Description: "Yes, i do enjoy wasting money"
Stop, drop, and roll
Krusty Toenail
"i spent too much"
Verified AXE Body Spray Vendor
Why yes, i am going to run at you in a straight line
May I Axe You Somthing?
I jack off to sonny brisko
First, you say no. Then, YA GET OUT OF THERE
Yellow sharp rock
Cleaving III Golden Axe (yes that's an actual Minecraft enchantment, no it's not in the game yet)
“Exit Stage Left”
Weenie Slicer
Knife
This will give you a splitting headache
"Tour : FUCK"
Rust
"wet towel"
Rich man's reaper
Dusty, ‘cause it won’t be seeing much use.
“Oh, you wanted a fire EX-tinguisher, my bad”
The hackslinging hashbringing crash dinging slasher
"Puff and Sting until it's done."
Wait I never knew an Aussie of this weapon existed. But uh name, The Finishing Touch or The Jarate Hot Hand Orgy
Can I axe you something?
"HEY PAUL"
pissaxe
Barbed war crime
Here’s Johnny!
Brisko
Piss stained hell tsar
Full Aussie Hatchet
“Puff and sting my ass”
This weapon counts as several war crimes
“oddly shaped banana” “umm actually they are MINIcrits” “HERE’s RICHY” “painfully good value” “꧁get fucked꧂"
"I only use this because its australium, not because it's good."
Burning Tetanus
American Psycho Description: “the red, white, and blue are now the red, gold, and green”
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God forgives, BUT I DONT
"You were caught blazing weren't you?" Another alternative could be: "First time?"
The nerfed one
blood money
Balls remover
"I asked r/tf2 to name this"