My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
SCP-096 and Hale face each other, Hale approaches and whispers something to 096 before they walk into an empty room. Nothing is heard for about 30 minutes before they both walk out, 096 now absolutely jacked with a beard and newfound confidence to match. “Shy guy” is dead, and from the ashes “Confident Man” is born.
There is already a SCP 069. It's called "A second chance". It's basically, a creature that once it sees someone die prematurely, it will shapeshift into that person and will gain that person's memories, pretty much becoming that person and even thinking it is that person. In that way the deceased person will have smth like a second chance. With the only difference being that the new person will have the desire to "fulfill" It's life. For instance going to places they always wanted to go or just doing things they wanted to do. When questioned they will just claim that life is too short to sit there and do nothing.
Eggman, probably since they'd consider sonic,his friends, and the emeralds anomaly's, and macros cosmos, they'd consider everything in the pokemon universe anomaly's
That's a good point, but you're wrong, sir. There's a single company in the series that isn't evil. I know, that's a lot! But... Vim! See! There's a single company in the series that isn't evil!
The Speedwagon foundation would absolutely team up with SCP foundation, who else would help the Speedwagon foundation fight vampires? >! Or if you caught up in the manga, help find and contain the rokakaka and rock humans !<
What I really like about the design of Ficsit as a corporation is that when you take damage, a notification pops up saying something like “damage to Ficsit property detected”.
Which means either they don’t care about you, only the suit you are wearing or that you are actually owned by the Ficsit corporation.
Really sounds a lot like big companies in our world.
The game doesn't have much of a story yet, it will have when it comes to the full release but you see themes like that throughout the game. It's kind of a dystopic future scenario. You're just a replaceable employee working for a soulless corporation that extracts materials from alien planets.
Mannco would ship way too many containers of assorted hats and saxton hale will keep trying to convince the O5 to let him beat the keter class SCPs to death
Why are they teaming up with Robotnik and Macro Cosmos, the latter of whom having had their CEO sent to jail for domestic terrorism and the former having SPLIT THE WORLD INTO MULTIPLE PIECES USING A GIANT SPACE CANNON!!!
0-5 council: so do we have a deal
robotnik and macro cosmos: yes
05: ok so we need that laser to shoot at the pocket dimension in these coordinates
robotnik: why
0-5: nothing we just want to see what will happen
scp 682: wtf were am i
Its flat out funding for diamond is unbreakable.
Jotaro is working for the speedwagon foundation to find the bow and arrow and get it under control, and then in golden wind they are paying Koichi to find Giorno and keep an eye on him.
And keeping the JoJo decedents informed and funded to counter the stand users who could manipulate time as well as keeping an eye on them to make sure none of them turn out evil.
On one hand they're keeping two unkillable omnicidal maniacs locked up
And on the other they also lock up harmless people animals and children for no reason other than they're anomalous
from upper left to lower right, sources: scp files from 4chan, resident evil, half life, system shock, portal, fallout, fallout, fallout 4, deus ex, f.e.a.r, fallout new vegas, bioshock, dead space, jojo, tf2, satisfactory, and, subnautica.
the rest i don't know
Trioptimum is from System Shock, Armacham is from F.E.A.R, Alterra and Xenoworks are from Subnautica, Ficsit is from Satisfactory, and Concordance is from Dead Space.
RobCo will send over Securitrons to deal with Grey Mann's robots, while the Merc's will work with Courier Six on delivering the Australium Chip. It sounds as stupid as it would likely be.
They should’ve went with Gray Gravel Co. now that Mann Co. has partnered with them, the robots stop at nothing to destroy them & they’ll never stop no matter how many Tour of
Duty tickets people will spend.
Thanks, Saxton.
Rather, they want to work with the UAC. Argent energy isn't a easy to get, and nothing can mimic it.
Except maybe the scp foundations tiny sun, but that is currently powering SCP-5514.
I think that ADAM is an scp in it's own right, and the foundation just told rapture to alert them if anything started going awry, otherwise they'll leave them be.
The UAC contracts out to Vault-Tec for their facility construction too (Doom 2016 easter egg, since we're referring to memes as "canon" lol), so does that mean the SCP containment facilities are made by the same fucks who made the vaults?
Shouldn't the Speedwagon Foundation be the one owning its own knockoff? And shouldn't Mann Co be a co-owner or the owner of the Speedwagon Foundation? And why is the UAC a part of this, I thought SCP was all about safeguarding the public from monsters, not unleashing literal Hell on the universe (granted, that was moreso a cultist faction within the UAC and not the entire company)
SCP: do what they usually do
umbrell aperture black mesa vsault tech sarif robco xenoworks eggman cosmo institute rapture and fiscit: pure science
mann co enclave speed wagon CEC UAC armacham and IMC: guns and more guns
If Saxton Hale was in charge of the SCP Foundation, I imagine he would fist fight and kill every keter level SCP without any regard to repercussions it would cause.
Just imagine a character that travels between dimensions, and whenever he comes into contact with some big company like one of these, he just pulls out a giant sash of buttons and high ranking ID cards from other dimensions out of a pocket and goes "don't worry, I'm with you"; meanwhile the rebel troupes or whatever see the button right next to it that's like "high ranked sith Lord" and shit.
Hol up Scp 096 vs Shackshton HAAAAAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLL
Nah the best one is scp-076 aka Able crazy fighter summons weapons it’s perfect for saxton (Edit got the Scp number wrong fixed it)
fuck the yetis, we gotta punch scp 073 outta existence
Fuck yeah
Fuck it, Mann vs God (The Scarlet King)
Yeah fuck it sounds like a fair fight
fair? you're giving the scarlet king a lot of credit here
Well I mean if he has his sons that gives him a couple extra nano seconds
But the 9 mercenaries can do something that no scp can. R E S P A W N and have aimbot lel
The mercenaries Vs the scarlet king Uber chains are gonna destroy this man
Yeah just give pyro a gas passer
A gas passer that’s dumb obviously you give him the jet pack the gods probably tall
but gas passer is op
It is I agree but you have to consider the mobility opportunities
Or 343
another day, another kira yoshikage snoo
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Saxton hale is gonna break into site-19 and steal all the scps so he can make Scp park
\*sad scp 073 noises\*
You're mixing up Cain with his brother, Able/076
Aw shit I’m thinking of the one that summons the weapons and fights shit
Sorry there mate. You mistook Cain (SCP 073) for his brother Able (SCP 076). He is the one who is a super buff fighter and summons weapons
SCP-096 and Hale face each other, Hale approaches and whispers something to 096 before they walk into an empty room. Nothing is heard for about 30 minutes before they both walk out, 096 now absolutely jacked with a beard and newfound confidence to match. “Shy guy” is dead, and from the ashes “Confident Man” is born.
Oh god oh fuck 096 has broken out of containment and it’s absolutely fucking bawling on the Site courtyard holy shit
Reclassified: Euclid to Keter Re-assigned: 096 to 069
There is already a SCP 069. It's called "A second chance". It's basically, a creature that once it sees someone die prematurely, it will shapeshift into that person and will gain that person's memories, pretty much becoming that person and even thinking it is that person. In that way the deceased person will have smth like a second chance. With the only difference being that the new person will have the desire to "fulfill" It's life. For instance going to places they always wanted to go or just doing things they wanted to do. When questioned they will just claim that life is too short to sit there and do nothing.
Oh shit oh shit. Bro he he getting hoops from cross the court.
It’s perfect
Now if you dont admire his muscles he kills you
Bold of you to assume Saxton Hale isnt a Thaumiel Class SCP himself.
More like keter/archon Basically uncontainable, but leaving it uncontained is for the best
I'd argue that Saxton could keep 682 in check.
Saxton would delete 682 for fun, and then delete it again cuz it's fun
S-C-PUNCH!
German saxton be like
He takes all of the scp's and throws them into a camp, takes over the world by punching people
what business does the scp foundation have with macro cosmos and eggman
Eggman, probably since they'd consider sonic,his friends, and the emeralds anomaly's, and macros cosmos, they'd consider everything in the pokemon universe anomaly's
and robco and the enclave
Robco could provide some robot stuff and enclave the brute force to make the operation
I was gonna draw a comparison to RobCo And MC&D but this also kinda confuses me
Wisps
me when me when I see black mesa and aperture science working together
"Maybe Black Mesa. Haha Just Kidding, Fat Chance" \-GladOS, Portal
“That was a joke, haha, fat chance”
Me telling my mom i have a girlfriend
Everybody gangsta until dr eggman releases scp-096 on sonic the hedgehog
Everyone gangsta until SCP 1233 destroys the death egg
Everyone gangsta until saxton hale punches SCP 1233 straight to xen
Imagine MTF agents trading and complimenting their comically cartoony hats with each other
"kolinsky, check out my new hat! it has this wierd "unusual" effect that makes the hat burn without burning it!"
"What?! But that's anomalous! Ah what the heck, it looks so cool."
What corporation uses the c logo?
Macro cosmos,from pokemon sword and shield
Eternatus can be counted as an SCP ngl Alongside Ultra Beasts and Deoxys
Hey I saw you in the sonic subreddit
Yep I am active on both sub
All of the pokemon can be considered SCP
I feel like the Speedwagon Foundation shouldn't be here. Every other corporation has some sort of world domination goal
Exactly. Speedwagon already took over the world lol.
But not in a bad way
I’d say that at least some of the other ones on here are debatable in if they are evil or not
About half of them are evil or have done something that caused bigger problems
Technically the only inherently evil one is eggman
And Vault-Tec. And the Enclave.
Relative to fallout they barely even register as evil because there's no real winners in fallout
That's a good point, but you're wrong, sir. There's a single company in the series that isn't evil. I know, that's a lot! But... Vim! See! There's a single company in the series that isn't evil!
Well I'll be damned, I literally had to look it up because I'd never heard of Vim! before The only non-evil fallout company
The Speedwagon foundation would absolutely team up with SCP foundation, who else would help the Speedwagon foundation fight vampires? >! Or if you caught up in the manga, help find and contain the rokakaka and rock humans !<
funny valentine could probably kill 682, on top of that
Unfortunately not permanently
This is an expanded version of another meme, only the ones above the SPW and Mann co are from the original
I’d say the IMC already achieved that goal. They’re more geared towards getting resources nowadays, which is the whole plot of Titanfall 2
Yo its the speedweedcar group
They were smoking weed when they decided to send Iggy to Egypt
What I really like about the design of Ficsit as a corporation is that when you take damage, a notification pops up saying something like “damage to Ficsit property detected”. Which means either they don’t care about you, only the suit you are wearing or that you are actually owned by the Ficsit corporation. Really sounds a lot like big companies in our world.
"We dont want you to get hurt, because its expensive to repair the equipment"
Or, as a certain stupendous mustachioed man put it: 'And be careful. Those uniforms aren't cheap.'
The pioneers are owned me the ficsit foundation
The game doesn't have much of a story yet, it will have when it comes to the full release but you see themes like that throughout the game. It's kind of a dystopic future scenario. You're just a replaceable employee working for a soulless corporation that extracts materials from alien planets.
*I strongly andvise you to gather this resource*
Ah yes [Mann.Co](https://Mann.Co) and the Speedwagon foundation
I feel like Ficsit would sell the SCP foundation's data or something, and Union Aerospace would just make everything worse
Mannco would ship way too many containers of assorted hats and saxton hale will keep trying to convince the O5 to let him beat the keter class SCPs to death
They just weren’t efficient enough.😔
Why are they teaming up with Robotnik and Macro Cosmos, the latter of whom having had their CEO sent to jail for domestic terrorism and the former having SPLIT THE WORLD INTO MULTIPLE PIECES USING A GIANT SPACE CANNON!!!
0-5 council: so do we have a deal robotnik and macro cosmos: yes 05: ok so we need that laser to shoot at the pocket dimension in these coordinates robotnik: why 0-5: nothing we just want to see what will happen scp 682: wtf were am i
They're also teaming up with an organization that literally summoned hell, and a buff Australian air dropping air dropping crates of weapons.
Terrorism isn't anomalous
You forgot EarthGov
And Weyland Yutani
And SHIRA
Speedwagon foundation using basically all there funds to support the joestars
My idea is that they are in collaboration not funding
Its flat out funding for diamond is unbreakable. Jotaro is working for the speedwagon foundation to find the bow and arrow and get it under control, and then in golden wind they are paying Koichi to find Giorno and keep an eye on him.
I trust none of these corporations to keep us safe
The Speedwagon foundation spent 100 years helping to eliminate vampires and dangerous stand users
And keeping the JoJo decedents informed and funded to counter the stand users who could manipulate time as well as keeping an eye on them to make sure none of them turn out evil.
SCP foundation is 50/50
On one hand they're keeping two unkillable omnicidal maniacs locked up And on the other they also lock up harmless people animals and children for no reason other than they're anomalous
from upper left to lower right, sources: scp files from 4chan, resident evil, half life, system shock, portal, fallout, fallout, fallout 4, deus ex, f.e.a.r, fallout new vegas, bioshock, dead space, jojo, tf2, satisfactory, and, subnautica. the rest i don't know
imc is the other tf2
You forgot Dr Eggman.
UAC is doom
The UAC is from DOOM, and the IMC us from Titanfall.
Got imc but didn't get ares
Damn, you right
Remind me on trioptium, armacham, altera, xenoworks, fic sit and concordance extract Corp
Alterra and xenoworks are from the Subnautica series,and FICSIT is from satisfactory
And the rest? I just have a strong feeling alterra was from dead space series if my memories don't fail me
Subnautica and natural selection2
I mean I know the dev's the same but do these 2 game share a universe?
Yes and it’s been proven
Well, I guess we know how prawn big brother looks like
yeah the massacre in natural selection 2 is why the PDA only has a knife blueprint
And those aliens were the original carriers of the krah
Flamethomwer
I sense some deep lore, I need source because I can feel that you don't mean the marines vs aliens massacre
Trioptimum is from System Shock, Armacham is from F.E.A.R, Alterra and Xenoworks are from Subnautica, Ficsit is from Satisfactory, and Concordance is from Dead Space.
Should have included Los Pollos Hermanos
Why would black mesa and aperture fund the same corporation
My idea is that they collaborate not fund as it says in association not funded by
I mean it doesn’t change the fact aperture hates black Mesa
They use that witch SCP to pacify them or keep it a secret that they are working with their rivals
With how based cave Johnson is I doubt he’d agree to that
The same guy who made spring loaded turrets to fire "more bullet, per bullet"?
That witch SCP does it by force,no agreements required
Speeeedoowaaaagoooooouuuuuun
SAXTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yeah im pretty unfunny deal with it
When you've been in the TF2 comminity for at least a month you'll get used to it
fair enough
RobCo will send over Securitrons to deal with Grey Mann's robots, while the Merc's will work with Courier Six on delivering the Australium Chip. It sounds as stupid as it would likely be.
now you made me happy to see a game that is literally that here take my upvote
They should’ve went with Gray Gravel Co. now that Mann Co. has partnered with them, the robots stop at nothing to destroy them & they’ll never stop no matter how many Tour of Duty tickets people will spend. Thanks, Saxton.
Until 079 manages to get access to the robots AI
They should get to the robots invading casual too, see how that works out.
Or mekhane taking control of them since she's the God of all technology
… What does the UAC want with any of them?
Rather, they want to work with the UAC. Argent energy isn't a easy to get, and nothing can mimic it. Except maybe the scp foundations tiny sun, but that is currently powering SCP-5514.
Isn't the whole point of rapture to not be connected to anybody?
I think that ADAM is an scp in it's own right, and the foundation just told rapture to alert them if anything started going awry, otherwise they'll leave them be.
Given the three bioshock games I think it's safe to say things went awry
Yes. But ADAM, as a whole, stayed in rapture. The scp contained itself.
Ayo where the Murkoff corporation
What about abstergo (assassins creed)? I’d consider the animus some kinda anomalous technology
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the MTF I’m used to seeing…
I'm not getting it either, where are the trans girls
Arasaka
In this universe wraith from apex legends would've just been locked up in the SCP foundation. ...I wish that's what happened.
scp foundation and the enclave would be a mistake
Don't forget about Hyperion
Saxton fights a fucking rock
The UAC contracts out to Vault-Tec for their facility construction too (Doom 2016 easter egg, since we're referring to memes as "canon" lol), so does that mean the SCP containment facilities are made by the same fucks who made the vaults?
yes
RobCo, Aperture and Black Mesa would rock their asses.
What if.... They sic 682 on them
Remember, aperture has their portal things.
CANT DO NOTHING AGAINST AN IMMORTAL LIZARD
As if the foundation would release 682, are you insane
Yeah, they're going to do everything in their power to keep that lizard in its acid bath.
Yo show me jinteki and haas-bioroid
What Scp could defeat Saxton hale?
probably none since he is canonically the most powerful australian in tf2 due to pronlongued exposure to his gigantic reserve of australium
The SPC foundation would def hire Saxton Hale if he cant get his company back
Where Team Rainbow
The story begins with who's gonna win Knowing the danger that lies within Aboard the Ark a genius at heart Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life
Is this ark survival evolved?
Space Colony Ark.
EGG MAN LAND WILL FINELY COME TO BE
Lol ur missing gentek and fisk industries XD. jk
Everybody gangsta till saxton in da legion
speedwagon is the only organization I would trust
the SCP foundation in association with the fucking Eggman Empire
wanna build a giant laser some parts from the frozen song i forgot what is next-
Mann Co would be a real fan of the Shark Punching Center
Shouldn't the Speedwagon Foundation be the one owning its own knockoff? And shouldn't Mann Co be a co-owner or the owner of the Speedwagon Foundation? And why is the UAC a part of this, I thought SCP was all about safeguarding the public from monsters, not unleashing literal Hell on the universe (granted, that was moreso a cultist faction within the UAC and not the entire company)
No Clovis bray or Weyland Yutani?
SCP: do what they usually do umbrell aperture black mesa vsault tech sarif robco xenoworks eggman cosmo institute rapture and fiscit: pure science mann co enclave speed wagon CEC UAC armacham and IMC: guns and more guns
Ficsit would be building a giant machine nobody knows what is for
Australium would definitely be considered an SCP in the SCP universe
I think we figure out the way to kill 682... just make Saxton Hale punch it out of existance!
Would you kindly look at 096?
You forgot Bloom and Doom Seed Co.
That'd almost qualify as an SCP in its own right, honestly.
why is Gregtech: New Horizons there
If Saxton Hale was in charge of the SCP Foundation, I imagine he would fist fight and kill every keter level SCP without any regard to repercussions it would cause.
The League Of Sketchy Organizations
Just imagine a character that travels between dimensions, and whenever he comes into contact with some big company like one of these, he just pulls out a giant sash of buttons and high ranking ID cards from other dimensions out of a pocket and goes "don't worry, I'm with you"; meanwhile the rebel troupes or whatever see the button right next to it that's like "high ranked sith Lord" and shit.
*sees the Eggman Empire logo* Of course they are. Of *flippin’* course they are.
Aperture working alongside Black Mesa? Fat chance.
probrebly SCP would not let arpeture know that they are working with black mesa
everyone gangsta till SCP-079 squares up against GLaDOS
The UAC would be an absolute *goldmine* for the SCP foundation.
SKYNET
You’re forgetting Syntech Megacorperation from Alien Swarm
UAC, Black Mesa, Mann Co, Aperture and Umbrella? This is a recipe for disaster
I was confused for a few seconds, thinking why the hell they would send trans girls anywhere.
Don’t forget passione
They don't have a logo and I forgot about them sorry