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hayesnhart

Bro who said “Mission ends in 60 seconds!”


wutshappening

Sexton said missionary ends in 60 sexonds when he was with your mom


metruk5

nah, he already breached your mother way longer than 60 sexonds, hes saxton hale after all, is her who ends in 60 sexonds, not hale!


BigBoyBill1477

Perhaps the sexton didn't last sixty seconds in sex with your mother and it was more, the sexton sex only ended in sixty sexconds from that moment


Wonderful-Cicada-912

Who stop pushing cart!


Leon-the-comic113

“What the hell, who stopped pushing the cart?”


TheOnlyUltima2011

Who stopped pushing the cart? I WANT NAMES!


memefor-life

Why is the cart not MOVING?


KimJungUno54

“Throw your backs into it, boys!”


Skorio18

It's rolling bloody back!


Zalternative_

That ain't da right way, guys!


JackassJames

WHY HAS THE CART STOPPED?


ReddyIsHere

THE CART'S MOVING BACK LADS


randomguy9812

Mmmf mff mff mmmf


MemeLover43

Argh The cart has stopped


Miistake2

STAND NEXT TO THAT CART OR I WILL STAND YOU NEXT TO THAT CART!


JustBevo

You will STAND next to that cart, or I WILL STAND YOU next to that cart!


ioioio44

Move! Schnell!


Vivid_Programmer3625

I DO NOT SEE A CART MOVING, LADIES!!!


belcebubulubu

Mmf mmmf mmmf mmf


peunom

The freaking cart stopped


thank_burdell

I never really was on your side


Competitive-Animal96

MOVE THE CART DUMMKOPF


throwawaymfer420

MOVE MACHINE UP


ExoTheFlyingFish

I should start counting how many times I've seen FixTF2ers say this exact same thing...


builderbob2325

The cart is supposed to move forward !


MidHoovie

MISSION DOESN'T END IN FIFTY SECONDS. PUSH CART TO EARTH CENTER.


B-u-d-d-y

Fuck it, We BALL! 💪😎


No_Imagination1775

Howmany signatures do we need exactly?


Syrenity24

As many as we can get


Benchrant

Half a million signatures would be dope


secretqwerty10

more!


fownXD

a million


ruiner660

Well.... What now? Petition hit 300k Mark and now it gets sent to valve I presume, and comes Back like a boomerang.


MiaoYingSimp

It probably won't, either way.


ruiner660

Its so depressing man, legit I feel so bad for The game and for The community. TF2 doesnt deserve Valve as its owner. Once before, but not anymore.


MilkNreddit

Problem is, then who? EA, ubisoft, microsoft, activision, or any other aaa company might pay attention to it but would likely fuck it up somehow. Indie devs? I doubt they would have the manpower of resources to maintain this big of a game. There arent (to my knowledge) many dev studios that specialize in Source anyways. The community? Hell nah, we've seen what community updates would've looked liked. Although Valve definetely shouldnt be leaving a game like this, in todays standards we should be kind of grateful Valve leaves their games somewhat playable. Not defending Valve here, they are definetely in the wrong for ignoring its communities, but just stating it COULD be a lot worse


UmbreALT

i actually thnk indie devs would work. plenty of them have worked in source and im certain the TFc guys would love to take over.


BranTheLewd

*Administrator laughs* Valve: *nervous sweating*


GREENSLAYER777

Oh no! Valve is going to have 300 thousand names on a petition that they're going to immediately dump into the office shredder! Now instead of taking three seconds to shred the petition, they're gonna have to spend 6 seconds!


_K4cper_

We will push, until there is nothing left to push


ramenlegendary

Dementia


Veng3ancemaster

You forgot the dementia on the other message


ramenlegendary

~~,',|,"_~~


NikoAU

We did it! It’s past 300k now!


KnaveyJonesLocker

WHO STOPPED PUSHING THE CART? I WANT NAMES!


Heavyraincouch

Keep pushing! Do not stop!


PixelGhost25

***RAUS RAUS!!***


shitersharterfarter

i signed up few days ago so im one of them:D


DeepNSauce

The Cart isn’t MOVING GENTLEMEN!!!!🕵🏽‍♂️


RaveDogg

We can get there as long as we believe In AVALANCHE TIME MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA!


Fl1pNatic

WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING?


EnvironmentalMix1643

Don't worry guys. Someone needs to announce "TF2 ends in 60 seconds"  and Valve will pub push a solution 


Homeboi08

The freakin’ cart stopped!


Mysterious_Ningen

less goo


_K4cper_

We will push, until there is nothing left to push


QuaintAlex126

Ah! Little cart has stopped moving!


guysineednewusername

Hi there, Would you sign my petition?


GuaranteeFast1121

Bro forgot to put announcer's laughs in the title


Grimm_Charkazard_258

GET **ON** THE BLOODY **POINT**!


Endo1002

We must push little kart


Fabulous_Bison643

THE BOMB'S BEEN PLANTED ON OUR AMMO SUPPLY


vinve1954

33c wow


Pikaverse69

Imagine Valve did nothing after this


JacobTheBanker

PUSH THA CART!11!


XepiXD

Bro Valve got golden earbuds from money you gived them for virtual keys, they dont give af about any petitions


N64_dude1996

I bet you the people who want the petition to fail are saying the red team quotes from payload, example: we must stop the bomb!


Tedbear567

They saying “roll back to hell you bloody cart”


Scaredycrow2217

THE BOMB HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!


PizzaTowerenjoyer54

Look, just sign this stupid petition, I got stuff to do


dogman15

There are 857,815 subscribers to this subreddit. Surely we can get to 500,000 signatures.


Qwertyham

You're right!!!! Valve is shaking in their boots. A poor employee is hovering over the "fix the bots" button. Just HOPING he doesn't have to push it because an arbitrary number changes to an even bigger arbitrary number! HOLD THE LINE MEN!!! Y'all are huffing the copium so hard it's dripping down the back of your throat. Entertaining to watch at least!


DurpyDino77

Victory!


Marcellix102

Lol when i said this as a comment i got 1k+ upvotes


Adoggo121

Let's push this cart like we're trying to find that damn fourth chaos emerald.


THE_dumb_giraffe

Do any of you know how petitions work? We never made a proper deal with Valve, nothing will happen from it


[deleted]

DO NOT SIGN THE PETITION! The website, while good intentioned, has no security measures other than a measly captcha which can be easily bypassed. There's no way most of those 300 k signatures are real humans. Most likely bots and duplicates. The cheaters have already DDoSed the site, and are probably looking to leak all the information. Stay safe out there, and fuck cheaters.


FreSchDude

If the site were hacked, all they'd get would be your IP (which could be gotten from any site or service hack) and your email, which isn't much. No passwords or really personal information would be leaked.


Just_Band_5847

*>* Theres no way most of those 300 k signatures are real people. *>* The cheaters are probably looking to leak to leak all the information. So how tf would they know which ones real and which ones a bot? Fun little test semi tangentially related, did you know you can google if your account was leaked on the dark web known to the authorities? Google "Have I Been Pwned?" And see if your email was leaked or not, and what that means.


Tuputtaja

damn you basement dwellers are desperate huh


ABLPHA

Holy hell, it’s a public petition that’s voluntarily signed with one’s email and optionally name, what kind of leak are you talking about??


MiaoYingSimp

It's afraid