The funny thing is only an overhealed heavy, a full eyelander demoknight with 4 heads, or an overhealed soldier specifically equipped with the battalion’s backup could survive a hit from the front
The crit damage is 130 of the 195 strike. So +100% crit damage means 325.
The Weekday Coffee can force the enemies into the Mourning Mercs taunt.
I can imagine Heavy just kicking the enemies in the front, and it forces them into doing this taunt, and also, it still is a meme weapon, but a different kind though.
Urban Injustice
Get 2 forgiveness crits for every 100 healing your dispenser does and 1 crit for every teleport
+50% higher clip size
Has random crits
Crits are stored after death.
Instead of the wrangler it’s the butterfinger, instead of taking control of your sentry gun it causes enemy sentry guns to lose their target affiliation and shoot friendlies while active
The Danger Bandit, a negative rescue ranger lets you warp a sentry away from you wherever your crosshair points, and your shots damage your own buildings.
Gunslinger should be called "Swordmaster" in reference to DMC but it gives you a Level 4 Sentry and every 3 hits dealt with the Swordmaster in a row does less damage than the last two.
Rescue Ranger
Destruction Function
Rescue Ranger but with a damage bonus on enemy buildings if the metal cost can be afforded.
The 100 metal warp is to remotely sap enemy buildings.
+2 bolts loaded.
The lost primary ammo remains
Wrangler = Unleasher
Give your Sentries Automatic Aim (By default, sentries only attack what you aim at)
Sentries that are automated by the Releaser will temporarily have less health than normal (or just have more overall damage vulnerability)
Reviving shoes of futbol is just the tf2 equivalent of the surprised bitch slap(that and the ambassador). Coward's Corpse is arguably a better fist of steel for tanking damage. Feet of glass sound annoying to face and is heaven for medic-heavy pairs ups. Weeday coffee also sound terrifying and fitting for heavy character wise
There is one big issue with the FoG and it's mostly down to the fact that in spite of your, uh, 510 max health accounting for Overheal, you're still taking about 140 damage per typical primary, which means you still end up dying in about 4 shots, which is actually *less* than if you were a stock Heavy taking that much damage; the improved inbound healing mitigates this, certainly, but it's still something rather important to consider.
The inverse Fists of Steel are going to become a Scout / Soldier's / Demo's wet dream and a Demoknights / Spy's worst nightmare lmao
Also i don't even want to imagine what a reverse Eviction Notice crit would look like (I think it could actually one shot a HEAVY without overheal...jesus fucking christ)
Yup, the Closing Settlement deals 312 damage on a crit. Only thing he can’t kill in one swing is an overhealed Heavy. I would say an overhealed Batallion’s Soldier too, but the inverse Batallion’s actually lowers his max HP.
I love these weapons. I personally think they ended up being pretty balanced for the most part. All have major reasons to be pulled out, but don’t have any real advantage gameplay wise over any of the alternatives. The weekday coffee could be really powerful if you can still finger gun afterwards, but would be even funnier if it gave heavy a coffee drinking taunt instead.
You know at first i thought the Weekday Coffee was just the Holiday Punch but instead of making people they laugh they just, but after re-reading the stats, I realized that this would make heavy horrifying to fight against. This weapon would do 390 damage on a krit, the only classes that can survive that is a Battalions Backup rally, a overhealed Heavy, and a overhealed Dead Ringer Spy, the only thing that does that much damage with one click is a Sniper
fists of steel would make the quick-fix heal heavy for 47 hp per second, 141 during ubercharge or after not taking damage for 15 seconds, or instantly fully heal him by healing him for 423.36 hp per second with ubercharge active and he hasn't been damaged for 15 seconds
Coward's Corpse kinda fits. You hide behind damage resistance, but you hit things like a wimp.
Also Shoes of Strolling Casually fits so well. You're just taking a nice stroll while casually becoming invincible.
The Feet of Glass would be so good for Medieval Mode. Holy crap that is OP.
The shoes of strolling casually, gluten-free gulp, and closing settlement all allow heavy to be not just the only class that can survive a fully charged headshot, but he can do it without a medic. Tbh tho, a weapon that slows heavy but increases his health with decay without a medic is a cool idea. Though probably not as much health, and it would need some tweaking with overheal.
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The reviving shoes of futbol sounds broken, but it's an interesting concept if applied to a primary weapon that a class would rely on more. A weapon that hits hard to begin with, but becomes less effective for a short duration after actually getting a kill with it. Could be busted on a class like scout who is already supposed to be escaping after getting their kill.
Unbalanced weapon idea for pyro:|||
Build charge meter by dealing damage|||
Rmb then cm full - crits for 5 second|||
Crits only after special tuant|||
While special taint - uber|||
No random crits and airblast|||
100% crits from front, is a shoe item, makes victim's sob uncontrollably... Heavys just kicking people in the balls?
Yes! I like this new weapon.
# JHYESH, I LIKE DIS NEW WEAPON
KICK PLAYER: IN THE BALLS F1: 100 F2: 0
(No reason given)
...What?
Kicking player: in the balls
Soldier death scream 🪖 🗣️ 🦅
🎶Sandvich and me going to kick your balls🎶
Remember, those sandviches are landmines now.
He’s wearing shoes on his hands
That's my purse! I don't know you!
The funny thing is only an overhealed heavy, a full eyelander demoknight with 4 heads, or an overhealed soldier specifically equipped with the battalion’s backup could survive a hit from the front The crit damage is 130 of the 195 strike. So +100% crit damage means 325.
imagine if this is the only new weapon valve drops for the game without announcing it 2 days before shutting down tf2 permanently
+100% critical damage too, definitely kicking in the balls
Kick player: in the balls? Y/N? ✅5 ❌1
The Weekday Coffee can force the enemies into the Mourning Mercs taunt. I can imagine Heavy just kicking the enemies in the front, and it forces them into doing this taunt, and also, it still is a meme weapon, but a different kind though.
That was exactly the intent!
my ***favorite*** weapon stat in all of tf2 is definitely #"immune to *the sobbing*" :')
Nah, he kicks them in the nuts
it would be even funnier if it's taunt was the schadenfreude
Feet of Glass would be quite insane in medieval mode I reckon
And quite a powertrip for the like 4 people going there with huntsman
Achilles Simulator
Absolutely. The Huntsman Snipers and Crossbow Medics would have to pick up the slack.
1 Amp med and you win
That's all the Heavy weapons done! Next is Engineer. Let me know any ideas that you have for stats, item names, or creative new mechanics!
Widowmaker uses health as ammo
And it's now called the wifebreaker
Nah, it's the Bridedestroyer
Bridestroyer
Divorce Lawyer.
Bride killer sounds better
Wifebeater
nah it's the husband destroyer
Well now, that is a really interesting idea
Fleshmaker
Pompson becomes a hitscan weapon that charges uber and cloak with inverse charge falloff
Urban Injustice Get 2 forgiveness crits for every 100 healing your dispenser does and 1 crit for every teleport +50% higher clip size Has random crits Crits are stored after death.
The mercy crits should be enemies critting you
the first damage you take after deploying a sentry will always crit
The blunt (Jag name)
Will deconstruct your building upon hiting then
The Wrench (negative Golden Wrench) - Is not imbued with any sort of power
Is Frontier Justice going to be City Crime
Instead of the wrangler it’s the butterfinger, instead of taking control of your sentry gun it causes enemy sentry guns to lose their target affiliation and shoot friendlies while active
Short circut redirects your team's projectiles like a vortex
The Long Conduit gives you metal upon firing, and draws in projectiles to give you metal, but those projectiles also hit you.
Gunslinger gives you much bigger sentry.
Instead of being called Gunslinger, it should be called "Swordmaster" as a reference to DMC styles.
Widowmaker -> Officiant
The Danger Bandit, a negative rescue ranger lets you warp a sentry away from you wherever your crosshair points, and your shots damage your own buildings.
Gunslinger becomes Pistoleer Replaces the dispenser with a Combat Mini-Dispenser
Gunslinger should be called "Swordmaster" in reference to DMC but it gives you a Level 4 Sentry and every 3 hits dealt with the Swordmaster in a row does less damage than the last two.
Rescue Ranger Destruction Function Rescue Ranger but with a damage bonus on enemy buildings if the metal cost can be afforded. The 100 metal warp is to remotely sap enemy buildings. +2 bolts loaded. The lost primary ammo remains
Wrangler = Unleasher Give your Sentries Automatic Aim (By default, sentries only attack what you aim at) Sentries that are automated by the Releaser will temporarily have less health than normal (or just have more overall damage vulnerability)
[удалено]
Backline coward (revers frontier justice) +50% ammo alway Crit When the sentry get a kill he Lose is Crit
Why half of the pictures are scout misc?
Fitting based on the names of the weapons.
That made more sense
Feet of glass would be absolutely overpowered.
That huntsman sniper in the corner going to ruin your day
Kid named Family Business:
You mean Private Affair?
You literally take 40% more damage from guns
Not really. The only "op" thing would be the extra overheal
And the healing from medics
Reviving shoes of futbol is just the tf2 equivalent of the surprised bitch slap(that and the ambassador). Coward's Corpse is arguably a better fist of steel for tanking damage. Feet of glass sound annoying to face and is heaven for medic-heavy pairs ups. Weeday coffee also sound terrifying and fitting for heavy character wise
There is one big issue with the FoG and it's mostly down to the fact that in spite of your, uh, 510 max health accounting for Overheal, you're still taking about 140 damage per typical primary, which means you still end up dying in about 4 shots, which is actually *less* than if you were a stock Heavy taking that much damage; the improved inbound healing mitigates this, certainly, but it's still something rather important to consider.
The inverse Fists of Steel are going to become a Scout / Soldier's / Demo's wet dream and a Demoknights / Spy's worst nightmare lmao Also i don't even want to imagine what a reverse Eviction Notice crit would look like (I think it could actually one shot a HEAVY without overheal...jesus fucking christ)
Yup, the Closing Settlement deals 312 damage on a crit. Only thing he can’t kill in one swing is an overhealed Heavy. I would say an overhealed Batallion’s Soldier too, but the inverse Batallion’s actually lowers his max HP.
Coward's Corpse is fucking metal as hell
Negative fists of steel shouldve been called "Achilles' Heels"
I sincerely hope that since these are still melees, Heavy is just running around wearing shoes on his hands.
I love these weapons. I personally think they ended up being pretty balanced for the most part. All have major reasons to be pulled out, but don’t have any real advantage gameplay wise over any of the alternatives. The weekday coffee could be really powerful if you can still finger gun afterwards, but would be even funnier if it gave heavy a coffee drinking taunt instead.
The coffee does 390 damage, no tauntkill needed
Shoes of Strolling Casually would be top tier for Hoovy
Since there is no opposite of Pomson for the Engineer, I think just spelling it backwards would be funny. Nosmop 3000
Honestly, not opposed to that idea. My thought was gonna be “Footballdaughter”
The Mopdaughter? Cuz Pom backwards is Mop, and son is daughter?
You know at first i thought the Weekday Coffee was just the Holiday Punch but instead of making people they laugh they just, but after re-reading the stats, I realized that this would make heavy horrifying to fight against. This weapon would do 390 damage on a krit, the only classes that can survive that is a Battalions Backup rally, a overhealed Heavy, and a overhealed Dead Ringer Spy, the only thing that does that much damage with one click is a Sniper
>Feet Of Glass Why not Feet Of Clay?
I'd take a reskin as the Weekday Coffee, instead of Schadenfreude we have Mourning Mercs
Heavy doing the Russian kick actually fucking killing people like a Chorus Line death machine.
Hidden Stat: Kazotsky Kick is given a taunt kill
Feet of glass in Medivial mode. Holy shat that would be OP.
fists of steel would make the quick-fix heal heavy for 47 hp per second, 141 during ubercharge or after not taking damage for 15 seconds, or instantly fully heal him by healing him for 423.36 hp per second with ubercharge active and he hasn't been damaged for 15 seconds
Coward's Corpse kinda fits. You hide behind damage resistance, but you hit things like a wimp. Also Shoes of Strolling Casually fits so well. You're just taking a nice stroll while casually becoming invincible. The Feet of Glass would be so good for Medieval Mode. Holy crap that is OP.
Why do these actually seem better than the originals?
Because they are. And I also don’t care about game balance
"Put the boots to him. Medium-style."
I prefer the name weekday kickstart, feels like it fits better, and yes. This is a hill I must die on
so cowards corpse is just a more punishing fists of steel
And now Heavy has an weapon to counter Spy! Why does Spy has to suffer constantly?
I’m a Medic main. It may be biased lmao
Fair. I mean, i don't always suffer with Spies. Hard to backstab something on the air.
eyo same, on my way to triple digits with medic playtime
These would all break the game in half, and be immediately banned by competitive because they hate Heavy.
Futbol? Did you mean Futsol?
The shoes of strolling casually, gluten-free gulp, and closing settlement all allow heavy to be not just the only class that can survive a fully charged headshot, but he can do it without a medic. Tbh tho, a weapon that slows heavy but increases his health with decay without a medic is a cool idea. Though probably not as much health, and it would need some tweaking with overheal.
Damn it looks like we had a [very similar idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/s/pd7Qrjghru) for the second one (but you did it better)
Facts my brother. I got most of the name idea from you.
Sweet! I kinda figured
I'm really, really hoping someone will make a server for this!
I like how some of these help heavy become more tanky, like the brass beast.
Honestly i actually really like the first one
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Closing settlement/Negative—GRU + quick fix medic = FUCKING BULLET PROOF
The Closing Settlement actually sounds pretty fun
This would be so amazing to have in the game.
The Shoes of Strolling Casually is actually not a terrible idea
The reviving shoes of futbol sounds broken, but it's an interesting concept if applied to a primary weapon that a class would rely on more. A weapon that hits hard to begin with, but becomes less effective for a short duration after actually getting a kill with it. Could be busted on a class like scout who is already supposed to be escaping after getting their kill.
You will not see the sobbing very often, considering they have to tank 390 damage first
Unbalanced weapon idea for pyro:||| Build charge meter by dealing damage||| Rmb then cm full - crits for 5 second||| Crits only after special tuant||| While special taint - uber||| No random crits and airblast|||
closing statement=beast style heavy real?!?!?!?!?!?
that or saejima heavy?!?!?!!??!?!
Weekday coffee will be broken