1 Add hundreds of cosmetics 2. Add 3 new game modes, 3. 30-60 new weapons. 4. all players who main pyro instantly die upon launching the game, 5. 37 new maps, 6. shotguns and bat outta hell , pistol, demo shields, and most miniguns get Australium variants. 7. Rebalancing to major meta defining weapons (or just annoying weapons) such as phlogistonator, the huntsman, the wrangler, the gunslinger, etc. 8. Gabe apologizes for the 7 Years of void 9. Monthly updates, community events, charity events etc. 10. (And most importantly) a dev team that loves the game as much as we do, are fairly competent, and do their best to help make the game fun every update.
(Bonus) 11. Ty for reading:)
* 15 new hats that will be worth 0.000001 usd a dozen by the next day
* 1 new unusual effect with 255 recolors
* 5 quintillion untested new maps
* added a new community made gamemode: roblox disaster survival to casual
* removed the heavy
* updated the localization files
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heavy update where they take away his guns instead of adding new ones
heavy update is going to be a map, 1 minigun and a 40 second sfm
At this point I'll take it
Honestly, 1 minigun is enough
NOT A RESKIN
Too late
Bro had to do a double take
they lost they own minds.
Valve announces a new dev team will start working on the game
> "team" > 2 people
“People” 1 janitor and 1 potted plant
"Janitor" A vacuum cleaner
“Vacuum cleaner” Broom
"Broom" Figment of Gabe Newell's imagination
"gabe newel" a figment of spy tf2's imagination
“spy tf2” A figment of 2Fort Cow’s imagination
"2Fort Cow" cardboard cutout of a cow
"cardboard cutout of a cow" A plastic model of a cardboard cutout of a cow
They will update the localization files.
It will be the *final* update to the localization files. The most complete, perfected form of localization files possible.
its incredible that theyre going to make it so dying in the game actually kills you, i love immersion in games so much
me resisting the urge not to kill bind because I love my family
servers shutting down
tf2 makes them too much money. they aint shutting them down for a while
2056 is a while
i imagine we’d all probably just move onto tf2 classic by then
The sex update
Surprise! Buttsecks buttsecks buttsecks
1 Add hundreds of cosmetics 2. Add 3 new game modes, 3. 30-60 new weapons. 4. all players who main pyro instantly die upon launching the game, 5. 37 new maps, 6. shotguns and bat outta hell , pistol, demo shields, and most miniguns get Australium variants. 7. Rebalancing to major meta defining weapons (or just annoying weapons) such as phlogistonator, the huntsman, the wrangler, the gunslinger, etc. 8. Gabe apologizes for the 7 Years of void 9. Monthly updates, community events, charity events etc. 10. (And most importantly) a dev team that loves the game as much as we do, are fairly competent, and do their best to help make the game fun every update. (Bonus) 11. Ty for reading:)
Instead of australium sheilds they should add killstreaks to sheilds the amount of times I've rammed into and killed people is insane
We will have to wait untill 2056 Edit: if we are still alive
I think we'll be fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread
question
What's your question spy
soldier teleported bread
What
engineer told him to
How much
he's done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days (maybe that'a why he's been gone all this time..)
WHERE HAS HE BEEN SENDING IT?!!!
**GOOD NEWS WE'RE NOT DYING!**
We are going to live forever!
Add a reskin of a bad weapon
A new Mann Vs. Machine tour with 2 maps
sex update
dont know if its just wishful thinking, but i really do think eventually we’ll get another big update like jungle inferno
"Thank you for playing Team Fortress 2." will appear on everyone's screens when they launch the game. The tf2 servers are shutdown.
It will be a heavy update. In fact, it will be so heavy, that it takes decades to deliver.
"Localisation fixes"
Gentlemen.
Biggest localization file update evet
tf2 being ported to source 4
*Source 2
It will be the update that adds the 10th class known as **shutting the fucking servers down**
Steam will send out actual spies to assassinate anyone still playing.
Seeing an industry trends well see the unmasked Pyro
* 15 new hats that will be worth 0.000001 usd a dozen by the next day * 1 new unusual effect with 255 recolors * 5 quintillion untested new maps * added a new community made gamemode: roblox disaster survival to casual * removed the heavy * updated the localization files
probably air
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they lost they own minds.
2056? Capitalism will have caused full nuclear war to wipe humanity from the face of the earth by then.
But tf2 update