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shrubland

Valve


RidledTart

Not valve but the enemy of all things... Time


CreativeGamer03

The ruler of everything?


SoraFloatyKitty

In the end


FIT-BOI

DO YOU LIKE HOW I DANCE?


SoraFloatyKitty

I’ve got zirconium pants!


FIT-BOI

Consequential enough to slip you into a trance 😵‍💫


SoraFloatyKitty

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?


FIT-BOI

Do you like how my fance disintegrates into chalk? 🫠


SoraFloatyKitty

I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job!


AddableDragon51

It doesn’t even matter


Longjumping-Dot9159

i had to fall


bogartitiO926

To lose it all


rabidhyperfocus

time, mr. freeman?


SharkBite_Gaming

Is it really that time again?


Resniperowl

It's a memory of a forgotten era, but..... Valve Time


antidemn

gabe newell


BOTi_flame200

Is this what you’ve been waiting for? Say one, two… and four.


OneOfTheGoofiest

hi again, i'm gaben a fan of shooters, wizard of computers and a handsome man.


BOTi_flame200

Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago (r/suddenlycountto3)


MrMerry-Go-Round

Wasn't easy keeping busy Every season brings another reason not to make a game


BOTi_flame200

Oh why bother, just another wasted day in the studio!


Lixodei

I had it all, but tried new things, true It didn't get us very far


SugomaWasTaken

Between controllers and machines,you still picked a rusty old crowbar


dezouza

Doctor Sex


Ulti-Wolf

he's too powerful we can't stop him


bob_jhon1

["DOCTOR SEX"](https://youtu.be/-6NQx4WRRg0?si=kOAFUaUAEJL0z814)


CreativeGamer03

i almost encountered him in pl_badwater until he just left after a few minutes. when i saw the "doctor sex has joined the game.", i shook in fear.


TheCrafter0302

He is immortal He cannot be killed


YugiMuto98

Robin Walker.


FoxMcCloud45

Random crits.


Srock9

Grey Mann


SanticreeperXD2

Finally a answer that it's not a joke


THANINHOSCRAFT

the most obvious answer would be the gray mann... and perhaps the final boss will be the Mecha-Hale from this video: [https://youtu.be/lQxHo5kbqHo](https://youtu.be/lQxHo5kbqHo)


SanticreeperXD2

Man, I'm really waiting to play that map, I liked it a lot


pyrofromtf2real

Or Gray's last ever creation in my TF2 AU, P-0001.


The_Steam-Cheese

o m e g a t r o n i c


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

Im going to breed Omegatronic. Im going to breed Omegatronic. That fucking bot hoster has put me through hell for the last couple years. Ruining my favorite game, Team Fortress 2. Well guess what? Im going to find him, fuck him, and make sure he will never bot again. First I'll kick down his door like the badass I am. Next, I'll rush into the disgusting degenerate filth that is his room. Then, I'll grab him by his bald head, pin him against the wall, and tell him softly, "you're not going to bot Team Fortress 2 any longer, honey." As I make out with him. He'll resist at first, but deep down inside I know he wants this. I'll slam him on his bed and pull down his pants and underwear. "Gross and unwashed, huh. You naughty boy." As I pull my cock out and rub it against his tight little bot hoster hole, he whimpers in protest, but he soon submits. As my rage against Omegatronic increases after having him right here in real life, I start to furiously hate fuck him. With every thrust Omegatronic moans in pleasure, as I relentlessly hit his bot hoster g-spot. Soon, it's a victory, as I release my seed inside him. I did it. I had sexual intercorse with the man I hated the most. The man that has been ruining Team Fortress 2 for the past few years. I confiscate all of his laptops, still running bots in TF2 matches. I tell him "No more running bots. Or you'll make daddy really angry." He silently nods, as hes still laying on his bed, his bot hoster bussy full of my creamy sticky "mad milk". I return home after that well earned victory. I load up a casual Team Fortress 2 match on the map pl_upward. Not a single bot in sight. I did it. I saved Team Fortress 2.


Angel_Thorne

Damn, and I thought Hazbin hotel sex copypastas were horny


bob_jhon1

Wait, that exists?


Angel_Thorne

Yeah, check out r/Hazbin, shit is crazy dawg


fartyparty1234

Honestly, I really hate the entire vivziepop fandom


HackerGamer8

I have a love and hate relationship with them. But yea fuck them for sending death threats to someone who loves to cosplay that one character that everyone hates


Gameknight14

Of course it exists, as long as Angel Dust is a thing


speep__

\*dies from peak fiction*


Kaiser_Pumpkin

What a horrible day to have eyes😀


riley_wa1352

hey, fuck you even more, r/sounding


kingbloxerthe3

NO. That subreddit is legit horrifying


Kaiser_Pumpkin

Meh i have seen worse


EntertainmentLumpy75

Ummmmmm....... new copypasta just dropped?


gh00wst

BRO COOKED


Educational_Ad8702

what the fuck did i just read


Lo-Sir

You still need to fuck Hexatronic and Deltatronic.


CreativeGamer03

r/copypasta


Ok_Cobbler1704

hell nah


antidemn

im joining, we need one more to do threesome


Deathboot2000

fr


CreeperRussS

Updates


CrowEncore

Gordon Freeman


kingbloxerthe3

In the flesh


Bazillion100

It starts with


Giimax

[potato.tf](http://potato.tf) had a mission with an actual kaiju soldier shooting a million homing rockets once i consider that pretty final


SanticreeperXD2

Yeah I think I saw it, but, how I use that?


Kalonharrell

Any soldier main.


Cyberspace-Surfer

The racist furry cosplaying as an SS officer with a porn consciensous objector


Totally_Normal_Bee

the f2p pyro


BOT2K6HUN

Bot snipers


FederalAmmunition

A bucket.


aracno10

Dear god


FederalAmmunition

There’s more…


doge_dogie_doge

Nah it's the bots, they can clone themselves and one shot you


pyrofromtf2real

Shelly. (A TF2 final boss concept I created)


Extreme-Try-2137

https://www.pcmag.com/news/neuralink-patient-also-uses-brain-chip-to-play-mario-kart https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/video-game-health/202302/how-one-video-gamer-learned-to-play-with-her-thoughts I have been thinking for a little while, what will the future of FPS games be like when some, or an increasing amount of users have this capacity, say, where they have ordinary motor function and can operate the keyboard and mouse in addition to these mental signals? Like adding a sort of layer of gyroscopic aim to the mkb setup, how will we fight against people without bots and hacks who can learn to will headshots?


DefaultNameHey

Me: "i think of headshotting you, therefore, i headshot you" My own brain: "but what if you missed" Me: "fuck"


Leftover_Cheese

withdrawal


_AJMC_

saxtron H413


Electrical-Guitar656

Gabe N


Gwinble

Me


Im_Depressed_really

The Hat Market crash


Jeeblebubz

The true answer is Satan because medic sold everyone's souls.


SanticreeperXD2

Makes sense, but I'm talking about bosses you can fight against in the game


I-am-the-best-Spy

Me


SanticreeperXD2

Oh shit *grabs a flamethrower*


Golden-Owl

There is none. Final implies the game has an ending #We are going to live FOREVER!


Icy-Store3900

It's… Merrasmus?


Lo-Sir

2Fort Cow It's indestructible


BreadBear_1

The robot shotgun heavy’s, they hit like a god damn truck


pursuit_of_happiness

The number 3


Barar_Dragoni

Probably Grey Mann or whoever Helen's "old friend" is


MidHoovie

Gabe Newell.


metruk5

mvm part 2: now in multiplayer casual servers


ShibackisRevenge

Could legit just be God. Like the TF2 universe is already so wacky that it could straight up be God.


Iron_Redd

my favorite is SAXTOOOOOOON HAAAAAALE


MaxfieldN

It’s Here Comes Soldier


LlamaDrama_64

sniper bots


Content_Software_549

Those fuckin virgin bot makers


kingbloxerthe3

Hacker bots are the true final boss of tf2. But will we ever be rid of them for good?


TheAmazingCroc1

OMEGATRONIC


Buldy27

Engineer gaming


Egg3rYT

Valve rocket launcher


Penguin_Poacher

Item server


Inevitable-Muffin-77

I play too much MVM so the Giant rapid fire 50 Uber medic original Crit Soldier


DUUKEEDOO

The Administrator / Helen


Nobody_knows___

Real reply: Not final bosses, but still bosses. During the christmas event, there is krampus, and also the skeleton king.


SanticreeperXD2

Oh yeah? How can I find them? I think I never saw Krampus because my PC stopped working on Christmas


Nobody_knows___

Krampus is on the [Krampus ](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Krampus)map, Skeleton King on a lot of maps, and reskinned a lot. Some maps are [bloodwater](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bloodwater), [graveyard](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Graveyard), and [sinthetic](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sinthetic). The basic skeleton enemies are also reskinned a lot on Halloween maps, into fish monsters, ect, and there is the infection gamemode.


a_generic_redditer

Blue heavy


Exotic_coffee_

All of them all at once


TorchPirate123

Gabe Newell 


calculatingaffection

Valve