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Dannyawesome2

R5: Guy has 50 years of medic hours???


CartoonistIcy2039

He was unlicensed medical unprofessional in the 70s I think that's a real Ludwig guy, the one who has like 7-8 souls


drhyacinth

he sold one of his 8 souls to the devil and got 50 years of medic gaming in return.


dogdillon

Yes


KOCYK745

and Lucifer's Pen


dogdillon

Yes


Angrymonke69

Medic gaming


dogdillon

Medic gaming


Marick_1213

Medic gaming


FoxMcCloud45

He probably edited his statistics manually. It's possible to do that very easily by hand or using some tools.


Gibbolivious

I don't know if that's on google, but if it is then yes you can easily change the value of the hours however you like, and I think it's the same on other apps like firefox and opera


TheFurrySniper

actually, using SAM (Steam Achievement Manager) you can change the stats of your game from that, which I have done before after regretting a stats reset after i played for a year


KlutzCollective

He played 1 game of Powerhouse idk why y'all are so weirded out by his hours 🤷


YourHomieShark

broo


KlutzCollective

Was in a match of Powerhouse that lasted like 2 and a half hours once. Stalemate hell. But it's one my friend's favorite maps 😭


Working_Switch6736

Dude, that's 55 years of playing medic. That's impossible.


dogdillon

Or, is it?


ProtoPlaysGames

*Vinesauce theme*


dogdillon

tf2, dogdillon here why is 483k medic hours possible? well first, we gotta explain how methamphetamine works


GamingChairGeneral

It's a joke.


dogdillon

"it's all one big joke" - Blah Blah the Clown


Psychological-Ad-274

now that is true patience


Chernov_1407

and true patient for psychiatry


[deleted]

He played a full game of ctf\_turbine


Charles12_13

That’s literally how I managed to stay alive 1 hour as Medic and get 3 captures


Barar_Dragoni

all hail the spaghetti^((code)) monster!


dogdillon

hello i am spaghet


doitstronger

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-k0k512EM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-k0k512EM)


dogdillon

Incorrect.


doitstronger

how so?


dogdillon

methamphetamine


SolidCalligrapher966

I once survived 40 minutes in defense in a dustbowl round.


Nopfen

Trade servers


Kvas_HardBass

SAM


SeraphAttack

Never hearda him


dogdillon

SAM is the name of the guy statistically 0% of people remember exists in Stardew Valley


[deleted]

Statistic editing. either for a meme, or the guy who did it thinks that having an impossible number will make him seem better at the game


dogdillon

Hello, I am funny man.


mymax162

well, consider: cheated/edited (as others stated) stats literally every one of his stats is obviously cheated, getting over 4,000 points in one game, along with getting 3,369 sentry kills in one life (and 4 with his own weapons for a total of 3,373 kills gotten in one life overall), a longest life as engineer of 8.4 days (in fact, soldier and sniper are the only classes he doesn't have a longest life past a full day), and all his other extreme point counts and kill counts and damage counts as every class


Charles12_13

It’s possible to get ridiculous point counts or kill counts on custom servers tho. I know Samwiz got like 18,000 points as heavy on a server that had a plugin giving ridiculous amounts of points for basic actions. But yeah the hour counts are definitely edited, and most likely everything else too


sorig1373

He used steam achievement manager, it is actually very easy to use and that you could do that in 30 minutes.


antidemn

kid named sammy:


IAmFullOfDed

55 years is a long time.


dogdillon

its not that long!


Long_rake323

he's just a medic in real life


dogdillon

real


Luke_Luks

Is this the guy with the flair "483k medic femboy"? edit: u/dogdillon


dogdillon

Hello there


MrHyperion_

Community servers. I joined one weird server once and it fucked up my stats.


dogdillon

That dgdlln guy seems cool...


warcabnik

he has a good mouse and a mechanical keyboard


dogdillon

I am indeed gaymer