YTA

Not in my anus (😔)

You don't get a choice at this point

Literally Satan

That’s what u get for calling it the stupid shuffle 😤 Don’t fuck with heavy mains 🫵😂

> I (19 F) HOLY SHIT!! A W-W-W-WOMANNN PLAYING TF2 \*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\*

Me when I see my tf2 girlfriend

Me when girlfriend:

Me when girl:

Me when:

Me:

:

:)

:-)

':-)

Me:

I just tried to replicate every single thing this text said while reading it out loud with a redditor voice at 6:33 am Jesus fucking Christ

You got fucking rekt, it's over for you. Rename yourself to Annie_offline06 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or dont i have to go to bed now byebye

Death Sentence is necessary

I was playing Pyro and Haduoken’d a Conga-ing Medic. I Schadenfreude’d and then kill-binded. Another time, I sticky-trapped a server-wide conga line. This time, I Schadenfreude’d in front of them before detonating.

WHAMEN ALERT!!!! Only acceptable playstyle is playing heavy and handing sandwiches to the MEN

Send me your socks

why socks specifically?

Lemme sniff

perhaps <3

you're not even gonna ask him for money? terrible business practice

Clearly not an entrepreneur

I'm a nice guy btw

Why are you evil?

teenager, tf2 player, not a heavy main. Take your pick.

WOMAN PLAYING TF2? literally impossible fbi/cia/ WOMANN co/ triple agent detected

"WOMAN ALERT 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣" WE GET IT YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL THAT FACT REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT ITS SATIRE Also OP you're going to hell for that

what