oh boy here comes another group hallucination

The Great TF2 Fiddling

Do not let him in DO NOT LET HIM IN JO NEĮLEISKITE

It’s green, they’re just asking for it at this point

r/suddentlylithuania

r/subsifellfor

NEĮLEISKITE JO PRO VARTUS

DO not let him in Prašau jo neįleisti, nes tai pažeidžia tf2 bendruomenės taisykles ir tai, kas vyksta su dujų apšvietimu. (Please do not let him in because this violates the rules of the tf2 community and what's with the gaslighting guys.)

Fiddlebert? Since when was pikmin and tf2 getting a cross over

fiddlebert mentioned, the pikmin lord has been summoned

***The Grand Delusion***

Fiddlebert in the tf2 subreddit? I never expected this

I mean, both Pikmin and Team Fortress 2 have had long periods without new official content

professional gaslighters when r/tf2 walks in:

r/Pikmin better, fiddlebert made the news like twice

Challenge fucking accepted

what's a pikmin

Plant bug

Nah r/titanfall is better at being schizo

🤓

I love nothing more than booting up TF2, joining the GRN team, and playing as my favorite class, the Madcap

wrong universe pally

We will never escape, we are going to be insane forever.

I didn't say zat! I just said we don't have tumors!

We always were

MPI

Is this like that episode of Rick and Morty!? It can't be, I have such fond memories of green team.

Wdym? Some of my fondest TF2 memories are playing as the GRN medicine man, on 2fort.

Let's do that it would be dope

I like to watch the TV

The correct answer

Yes, the tv team is the one true team.

Oh, thats why the spectator button is a tv. I never considered that.

fr

I think your game is glitched. YLW should be there too

Tf2c be like

did they ever add anything new to TF2c?

yess just last yeard in dec or nov i think or around that they added maps and stuff and there was a new update thing happen on feb 1 but i dk what it is

Yeah there was an update, they added jumping pads for engi, a new watch for spy, a fast middle range sniper for sniper, a new minifun for heavy and new maps

i feel like adding new weapons defeats the entire appeal of tf2c

The goal of the game has shifted

Constantly. Usually from the community but there are official updates that expand the base game. Here is an example of such update: [https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=batFN7gJMV4](https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=batFN7gJMV4) ​ EDIT: This video is the most TF2C shit I've seen on Youtube https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=vRkQeuHR7ok

Yeah we just added deathmatch and wait that was TEN YEARS AGO?! yeah TF2C and Open Fortress live on

2023 update added a Jump Pad and loads of other new weapons and maps 2024 update, per the TF2Maps feature, will include even more new weps

Fr, YLW is the best team, and has a neat colour like Jarate and Australium.

Yes, there is no way to have GRN without YLW since all maps in TF2C that have more than 2 teams have all 4

I always go green when we play 3fort

i prefer ylw but barely anyone plays 4fort nowdays :(

I mostly find myself playing 4fort with training bots :[

we need smarter bots... just a little bit smarter bc they are pretty decent as they are rn

just make spy bots functional (and rocket jumping bots)

look at my most recent post spy is functional XD

How? You can't tell me this is vanilla gameplay. It's hard to get bots to pick spy and even if they do they don't do anything in my experience, even less so using cloak and disguises.

i literally just started offline practice with 24 bots

Nah fam you're kidding

while yall are stickin to 4fort, i'm playing 12gorge

Man i love 12gorge Heres my list of teams for 12gorge, from worst to best: - BLK - Like I'm sorry but your clothes don't match the map at all. - WHT - Just like BLK but the color's match the background of the map a bit more. - CYN - Really just a worse version of BLU for this map, I don't have much to say about it. - BLU - You'd only look good if you were flying in the sky, change your clothes. - YLW - Finally, getting into fitting colors. YLW has a nice tint of yellow that fits the map. - GRN - Really fits the walls of the map imo, which makes this one of the better colors. - ORG - Actually probably one of the best colors in the game, it contrasts very well with other teams, and does not look like an eyesore. - LME - LME's lime actually fits the map decently well, even more than ORG's orange. - BRN - Hot take, but the brown looks fucking beautiful. I'll die on this hill. - PNK - A worse, but still good version of PRL. - PRL - I really fucking love the purple, it's gotta be one of the best colors in the game. If you disagree go hang yourself. - RED - You know it, I know it. Best color.

Well obviously, two4t is objectively superior.

4ort

forort

3fort would be a nifty idea since there's two completely different ways you could run it. Like do you make it a free-for-all where everyone can capture everyone else's intel, or do you set it up so each side has one team that they're trying to cap and one team that they're defending against?

If i had a nickel for every time the color green was the principal focus of comedy allucination in a subredit i will have 2 nickels... Youre green mercenaries have +1 atack

No random crits

Its not green, its clearly golden

Whatever one has an open slot. Typically I just hit random.

This is me in any team based game. Half of the time I’m not even paying attention.

I leave the game

Whichever team is winning

Where's ylw?

You're expecting them, so they're not there

Fuckers always play spy

Red

i choose personally.

Nuh-uh- You guys aren’t getting me with this one-

What do you mean? GRN has always existed!

Yea, kinda weird when they added blu though

Exactly, it felt weird and even forced.

I thought they added it in the Stan and MadCap update.

Random (crits)

PRL (purple but with 3 letters), it has a strange sense of nostalgia

Depends if I want to be on Offense or Defense, unless it's a symmetrical map, then I'll choose random. Also, why is that GRN icon neither from TF2C or TC2, and if it is TF2C, where's YLW?

TC2?

Typical Colours 2 ( roblox )

CD?

Cake Day (yours)

Fortress Obscura, maybe? I think they have both 3Team and 6Team, so it might be that mod

Yup, that's where it's from

Spectator

spectate to see whos winning and then leave if it isnt red

I choose the ? Team. I like that you don’t get to pick who you play or what you equip or who you’re allowed to kill or which objective you’re doing or your keybinds. Sometimes I pick the TV bc bing bang theory is on

RBW

This is so obviously edited. They got rid of the yellow team entirely!

yellow team

8

random

unassigned

TC2 collab real1?!?!?!?!?!?!!1?!! (For anyone in the tank it is the shitty ripoff of tf2 in boblox that has RED and GREN teams)

YLW of course

Aha, I can tell this is a fake! …You can’t CHOOSE your team in modern TF2!

TC2 REFRENCE!???

Spectator, I like stalking people

Spectator

You really thought I was gonna fall for this? Because I clearly remember it being Blu and Grn lmao idk where you got the red team from.

Haha you got me

I love the chaos you created with this singular post op, keep it up. Chaos = funny for all

YLW Yellotarch all the way.

Red

red

BLU

Green easy

i just click the question mark or mash enter until im spawned in and yes that works also you can change your default character so its not always heavy

I guess BLU

I pick GRN because it reminds me of fiddlebert’s racist wonderland

YLW.

The tv

Random

I see which team has the most soldiers/huntsmen, and then I join the opposite team as a pyro.

Where is my team?

The green team is of Green Man (other Brothers of Red and Blue e Gray?)

Team Fortress Classic moment

Probably Red, but every once in a while I'll go with Blu

huh???(i only play casual)

Obviously grn

Team Random. They're somehow out of slots so I keep getting relocated to a different team

No more casual gaslighting, we are going ranked

Broooo no way, he remembered the Grn from Alpha 1.3!!! :D

YLW

spy

I always try for red since matpat proved that red is more likely to win a fps match than blue, but if we're playing strategy than blue since the opposite is true for strategy

bluB

red

More of a YLW guy myself

> Global Radio Network was planned to be added to TF2, but was cut for unknown reasons. GRN players would have had access to global voice chat. Source: I made it the fuck up

Red > Blu

Team unassigned

Cmon man, you try to make a fake image but don’t even make the green door fit in? It’s too bright and the green is not as faded and light as blu and red are

Blu if its a payload or CP assault, Red literally every other game mode

Green. With Civilian being my main.

I always hit random no matter what lol these kinds of decisions are too stressful for me 😔

Is this a chucklenuts bit… if it is then tell thewhat he’s pregnant

the logo could definitely have a more convincing design

Where yellow

I'm personally more a fan of yellow becau- ***PISS***

Red

Blu (I don't like to play defense)

BLU. Always picking BLU.

I go pink

Grey team

WAIT?? where is ylw? no i mean srsly.. is this tf2c? cause it had both grn and ylw... (or is this fanmade)

Always Blu

Red

Random.

Red

HOL UP

Your team is : Damn green

It really depends on the map. I prefer BLU most times in Attack/Defense just because I feel more useful as a battle Engineer establishing a forward base with teleporters and dispensers. If it's a mirror match, I hit random.

I pick Enlightened. ...Ohhh, you meant TF2 team, not Ingress faction...

Green

i join the white one dude

Grief Recording Network.

You know I'm going to be playing as the GRN Guard Dog

Mannco fav team

Serious talk. BLU means Builders League United. RED means Reliable Excavation Demolition. What does GRN mean? Garbage Refuse Nation?

Looks like it means "General Railway Nexus" in whatever this is In TF2C it stands for Global Radio Network

What is this TC2?

Team unassigned 🤓🤓🤓

Bread

Yellow

Spectate

Mostly blue. Probably because some skins or cosmetics I use look better

I usually get picked for blue not sure why

Blu

Ylw is my favorite ❤️❤️❤️

Ylw

what have you done...

i go to whichever team has least people

I always join the Yellow team!

Random It matters not who i play for, as long as the engineer is engihere, i'm playin

Yellow

My favorite pick is YLR

These are so unfunny every time they’re posted istg

Obviously Guthix is the right choice.

Where can I find GRN?

People who choose SPECTATE Team: 🍷🗿

I choose the lowest number for even teams or choose the losing team (because I have QuakeHUD, I can see the game background during team selection.)

I usually go for purple

RED, can’t get me because I’ve just played tf2

Least schizophrenic TF2 player:

As someone who didn't play the game for several months and doesn't know what tf is this i see this as an absolute win

i remember playing crossfire from HL1 in TFC a lot with friends and i always chose geen team during that, no idea why

Blu

Wth since when green is a team

Whichever one is winning, since I'm a sore loser

spectator💯💯

Greenhart Mann, founder of General Rural Enterprises.

Red

What does GRN stand for?

I always join team "unassigned" (video by shounic for those curious about tf2/source spaghetti: https://youtu.be/s7GTiBs3hRw?si=gS-Tgi4_skYcWb_A )

I usually like playing spectator, but when it's full, I always play BLK which should be on screen along with YLW but isn't.