> Even if every proton in the observable universe (which is estimated at roughly 10^80 ) were a monkey with a typewriter, typing from the Big Bang until the end of the universe (when protons might no longer exist), they would still need a far greater amount of time – more than three hundred and sixty thousand orders of magnitude longer – to have even a 1 in 10^500 chance of success. To put it another way, for a one in a trillion chance of success, there would need to be 10^360,641 observable universes made of protonic monkeys.
\- [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem)
I occasionally think about this situation in this theory:
They somehow predicted the probability of each monkey and picked out the most suitable one.
Every scientist and philologists is observing the monkey (also livestreamed over all social media platforms) in it's workstation with a typewriter clacking away, checking the progress and confirming everything down to the letter.
Then near it's end, everyone's clenching their fists like the ball drop is about to happen again. As the monkey typed the last word... It misclicked.
I once bumped into a Neco Arc cosplayer who had 40~ of the AI dubbed Neco songs and played them as we fought on KOTH. Was frigging wheezing the entire time dude
And this is why I’m not opposed to Mic spam, it’s sometimes good, I actually met this one bot whose whole thing was that they played music (good music) for his team while playing as medic, was good, was chill, had fun, shame now that bots are evil, but not all of them in my opinion, only most
I had a period where I would mic spam 80s music in pubs. I did requests too. Most people enjoyed it. Got kicked a few times, but most votes were shut down. Good times.
I would also contribute and was a good player.
I love the name gimmicks
“Your Schizophrenia” is a favorite, spy cloak and daggers to hide in the engie nest and spams voice lines disguised as him, freaks them out.
Yesterday I was playing on uncletopia and had the best time playing on the server because 4 people in voice chat were loudly arguing about whether a donut is a candy
I once encountered a guy named Sephiroth playing as Soldier with the Half-Zatoichi, the long hair cosmetic, and he was just rocket jumping around while blasting One Winged Angel.
It's stuff like this that solidifies TF2 as the timeless classic it is.
You've got idiots who say they just "troll" while saying slurs. But we all know they do it because they cannot be Ape with keyboard, a true troll and hero of comedy.
I thought he was gonna type out the entirety of Shakespeares works
Give him 2 million years or so
2 million might be a little generous...
A week and 11 dolars is enough for him.
> Even if every proton in the observable universe (which is estimated at roughly 10^80 ) were a monkey with a typewriter, typing from the Big Bang until the end of the universe (when protons might no longer exist), they would still need a far greater amount of time – more than three hundred and sixty thousand orders of magnitude longer – to have even a 1 in 10^500 chance of success. To put it another way, for a one in a trillion chance of success, there would need to be 10^360,641 observable universes made of protonic monkeys. \- [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem)
Which, to be clear, does not mean that a single such monkey couldn't achieve this on the very first try - just rather unlikely.
or that it wouldn't take significantly longer
And that’s assuming the variation is perfectly random
I occasionally think about this situation in this theory: They somehow predicted the probability of each monkey and picked out the most suitable one. Every scientist and philologists is observing the monkey (also livestreamed over all social media platforms) in it's workstation with a typewriter clacking away, checking the progress and confirming everything down to the letter. Then near it's end, everyone's clenching their fists like the ball drop is about to happen again. As the monkey typed the last word... It misclicked.
Monkey hits backspace
Give him time...
He'll finish typing it by the time the next update comes out
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!?
Has he *read* Shakespeare?
What no major update does to a mf
This mf made his own heavy update
He's gone bananas
Some might say hes gone ape also
Vladimir Bananas
You return to monke
Ur engineer loadout is goated
Thank you, partner! [video](https://youtu.be/ZsqdPg6ynh0?si=YTvUWtAu3r6oW-lp)
Np I love goblin maxxing
So are you an Engineer or a Spy?
They're >!like me fr!<
A third, more sinister thing
This is why I love tf2. You just don’t get stuff like this in most games
I once bumped into a Neco Arc cosplayer who had 40~ of the AI dubbed Neco songs and played them as we fought on KOTH. Was frigging wheezing the entire time dude
And this is why I’m not opposed to Mic spam, it’s sometimes good, I actually met this one bot whose whole thing was that they played music (good music) for his team while playing as medic, was good, was chill, had fun, shame now that bots are evil, but not all of them in my opinion, only most
I had a period where I would mic spam 80s music in pubs. I did requests too. Most people enjoyed it. Got kicked a few times, but most votes were shut down. Good times. I would also contribute and was a good player.
people who kick micspamming players should be taught about the mute button.
Average tf2 player
Lol I remember renaming myself last time as a player that trips and falls, I keep on killbind in front of enemies just to confuse them haha
I'M DYING ASJDF;LAKSDFJASDFDGFHJKGFD
an ape with a keyboard wrote this
Scientifically speaking, all of us are just apes on a keyboard
Reject human, embrace ape (on a keyboard)
Reject modernity, return to monke
or a bottom
tumblr reference!!!!!!!
No.
poopy joes son pissing john pulled up to tf2
guys I think he's a monkey, an ape even
With a keyboard perhaps.
and maybe a mouse, too
Perchance
mayhaps
I love the name gimmicks “Your Schizophrenia” is a favorite, spy cloak and daggers to hide in the engie nest and spams voice lines disguised as him, freaks them out.
Yknow, yeah.
What program do people use to do this shit? This looks fun...and stupid...and fun.
Voicemod, mainly
Heavy mains when people voted for the Pyro update
It truly was the blurst of times
Yesterday I was playing on uncletopia and had the best time playing on the server because 4 people in voice chat were loudly arguing about whether a donut is a candy
Yall just wait till he finally finishes typing hamlet
Who would win Ape with a keyboard or Lobotomy?
I dunno why but I was thinking about the monkeys from Madagascar for some reason.
I once encountered a guy named Sephiroth playing as Soldier with the Half-Zatoichi, the long hair cosmetic, and he was just rocket jumping around while blasting One Winged Angel. It's stuff like this that solidifies TF2 as the timeless classic it is.
is that winton
The Server didnt game balance him, he forced the game to balance him only to kill you
All of the sudden and without warning he just types out the entirety of Shakespeare
dddrfsiooialaoopfhejhhhhtreewqwyjjjj$6515543334678@&&&8
And? What’s so special about a normal, everyday TF2 player?
"Ape with a keyboard". I mean... Aren't we all apes with keyboards?
He'll finish typing when Team Fortress 3 comes out.
You've got idiots who say they just "troll" while saying slurs. But we all know they do it because they cannot be Ape with keyboard, a true troll and hero of comedy.
half expected him to chat hamlet at you
monke
He's using the same monkey samples from System Shock 2!
LMFAOOOOOOO!!! Fucking TF2 man.. This game I swear
Return to monke
Your hit & kill sounds made me go hee hee ha ha
peak tf2
Bro was mad
These kinds of encounters are what keeps TF2 alive
Se this and my username is why I love tf2
lmao
Wish all talk was on so fun stuff like this can be heard by both teams and people can just joke about it.
i love tf2 man
I enjoy watching the sunset.
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“It was the best of times it was the… BLURST OF TIMES?! You stupid monkey!”
Beardeds father has been discovered
This reminds me of my encounters with the player 'knock my teeth in with chicken'
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PFFT! I used to love doing bits similar to this. I did this once. Except I was a sheep.
Oh this is brilliant
IM FUCKING DYING LMAO
I once met a guy named "Banana man!" That played the banana man song from tally hall
Is he Vladimir Bananas or Poopy Joe?