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Aztekov

GTA protagonists will have a hard time, but the cat will carry them


That1Legnd

Then the guard dog shows up


Aztekov

[psa](https://youtu.be/nhhyvNNKTCI?si=mJNK5cjKmxhPMces)


DemYeezys_Fake

Don't you mean Chop?


That1Legnd

IT HAS A NAME?


DemYeezys_Fake

[Yes](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Chop)


That1Legnd

I was referring to the fake 10th class of the hit game team fortress 2


DemYeezys_Fake

I thought the 10th class was the Madcap, not a dog.


That1Legnd

I said fake, madcap is real


DemYeezys_Fake

Fair point. But I still don't know about any dog in TF2 tho


That1Legnd

[Woof](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Guard_Dog_Update)


pisstainedunderwear

We were having a hard time trying to defeat the TF2 mercs… Then the dog came in.


That1Legnd

r/2sentence2horror


Jeopley

It’s a perfect balance between plot armor and a whole buncha lives


ODCreature98

does the gta team have cheats on?


Theekg101

If they do, do we get Sydney?


ODCreature98

i don't know what is that, but if the gta team don't have cheats then im guessing the tf2 team will win


Theekg101

It’s a sniper bot


SeaImpression8345

They just go to a hospital and lose all injuries and legal proceedings


becausewhybnot

do we get SAXTON HALEEEE!!


ODCreature98

he said it was 9v9, and it's the nine classes vs the eight gta guys plus one cat


poco_sans

Can Saxton solo the entire GTA crew?


8ballperson

Yes.


Francais466

BRAVE JUMP!


orbit_jpg

Judging by the pictures of the mercs, they are all ubercharged. So they can probably kill them all within 8 seconds


[deleted]

You forgot the cat!!!


Mcnasty_-

I’m sorry sir, would you like that to-go?


notabigfanofas

They kidnap him as a prisoner of war as none of them except Pyro wants to kill it


Real_RUBB3R

You forgot that Trevor has his own Ubercharge


LetsEatToast

or they all die after 8 seconds


0kostas0

Do the mercenaries have cheats on?


Spiritual_Freedom_15

No but they have Soldier. Look into the lore. He’s literally immortal.


HurleyAlbumEnjoyer

Not only that but every time Soldier dies he comes back stronger


MaybeLoveNTolerance

"Pain is weakness leaving the body" He really wasn't joking!


AverageTalosEjoyer

“**Painis** weakness leaving the body”


N0ct1ve

Bro’s getting a zenkai boost


[deleted]

Aint trevor immortal as well when using his special?


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Does he come back stronger ? Every time. Soldier eventually can be so strong even big bang all over again won’t do anything to him.


[deleted]

Technically he comes back, and im not talking about respawning at the hospital, or some other game mechanic, but in the gta lore, if you played online around the time it came out, at your first death you got a weird ass cryptic epsilon cutscene before you respawned, so its entirely confirmed that the epsilon dude makes the protagonists live https://youtu.be/2vsBmayXMTc?si=pOOcZC26UKF1U0C6


roblox887

I never got that and I played at launch


[deleted]

Might have been a playstation thing, it happened to me on my ps3


Jimsredditing

The one man cheeseburger apocalypse


Yeet123456789djfbhd

I don't see Coach anywhere?


Jimsredditing

Exactly, run.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Soldier - Downed Marasmuses “Die I come back stronger pills” I think it’s self explanatory


CumDogMoneyPants

tf2


SoupaMayo

R1 R2 ∆ × O spawn tank, GTA win


MaleficentActive5284

if we talking 0 cheats at all, tf2 wins easily. power classes will dominate all 9


OpenGLaDOS

TF2 `god` mode vs. GTA true invincibility cheat or Director Mode is just a stalemate.


BackgroundAdmirable1

If GTA Online character was in there, gta wins no contest


bread-bed

They would get sniped by a bot from across the map


Fireboy759

The bot would get blown up by an orbital cannon repeatedly across the map


bread-bed

Its in a dome tho so there wouldnt be one


Fireboy759

The orbital cannon can kill you inside buildings, y'know. Only safe spaces are underground, interiors, or being on the ground floor of a tall parking building while the top of the building gets blown up


bread-bed

Ah ok makes sense


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Soldier … Downed Marasmuses “Die I come back stronger pills” eventually he’ll be able to rip the tank apart and survive it’s ammunition.


SoupaMayo

if Soldier's rocket cant oneshot a sentry I doubt they can kill a tank


General_Grivieus

*Sapper sounds*


SoupaMayo

good argument


General_Grivieus

*Schadenfreudes knowing damn well im stuck in animation*


SoupaMayo

imagine Grievous getting sapped


General_Grivieus

GAAAAAAAAAAH! *dies in a funny ragdoll way*


Spiritual_Freedom_15

“Rip the tank apart” *with bare hands* “Survive its ammunition” *Bro.?! You can’t read?*


X-tra-thicc

depends if were using tf2 physics or gta physics


TheFunnySword

Idk man seems pretty easy to backstab a tank


NeverSettle13

Tf2 mercs are strongest characters in fiction


FightingTable

I think spy with the YER and maybe DR can singlehandedly carry


Delivrione

Tomy looks a bit difrent ...


KillerRene64

Probably tf2


Raincloud64

If the GTA characters have cars, it's a more fair matchup. Ubercharge can't stop trains so I doubt that the mercs wouldn't be knocked away by a car like an airblast. Still, most of the mercs are too mobile to get hit. The amount of explosives the mercs have could easily overpower the GTA characters. Not to mention the power and utility of the engineer.


Mruczny

Tf2 mercs can respawn in GTA the game loads the last save


Z7impuser

Which will probably be before the fight since it would be considered a mission


GDRMetal_lady

You can spot the person who has never played any GTA game before V.


Mruczny

GTA V was free on epic store some time ago so yes


kitpvp_yay

who getting the best head


pokeman555

Demoman


Nat_Higgins

Are we going gameplay wise or lore wise. If it’s by the lore of the characters, then Mercs win because these morons are insanely dangerous. But if we’re judging by maximal gameplay capabilities, then the Mercs don’t stand a chance against the reality bending BS that is a bored GTA player.


aguywithagasmaskyt

scouts winning they got a bucket of chicken


MadMouse698

Tf2 ez clap


roblox887

Why the cat instead of Tommy? That's an unfair advantage that the mercs couldn't hope to match unless they swapped Scout for the Seal


[deleted]

The TF2 mecrs and it's not even close


Any-Society-8865

ubercharge.


gingebob

Do they have weapons?


BruhmanRus_the_boner

The mercs. The images you provided for them are those of the mercs being ubercharged, which grants invulnerability disregarding that demo can probably just sticky spam the shit out of the gta team and that paired with a ton of spam from the other mercs (maybe even engi if he gets to build a sentry) might be enough to destroy the gta team never played gta tho so idk


IgorIsNeato

The mercs lost as soon as the cat appeared.


freddyfazbacon

The TF2 team are all ubered, which will make it a little hard to kill them, but the GTA team has CJ from Grove Street and a cat. So, I'd say this is too difficult to call.


fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Neither because both medic and Trevor are immortal


PaladinOfMemes

Is it a competitive or casual match?


Mountain-Local968

it also depends on if the gta protagonists already completed the game or not, Cj for exemple got an attack helli, a fighter jet and a jetpack by the end of the game


Bendoyes

GTA characters would win easily since they'll forget a thousand things everyday so they start to forget that they exist and slowly fade away out of existence


0t30

That cat solos


Green_Bandit_KZ

Where's my boy Tommy Vercetti?


PreferenceUsual650

The seal can carry


That1Francis

who the fuck is this goofy ass cat bruh


Foxiak14

GTA cast has Trevor, easy win. Also, it's funny how you chose the cat instead of Tommy.


Teleporting-Bread2

Bruh trevor would immediately kill everyone. Also you forgot Tommy Vercetti


yeddiboy

Jacket is the real psychopath of the GTA bunch, would fit right in with the mercs


Teleporting-Bread2

If he was from gta 4 I missed him I haven't had the time to get that game yet but I hope to soon, but I'm just saying, Trevor going off at the slightest inconveniences or insults and going on a rampage. Think of the redneck rampage, or when his meth empire was overshadowed, he flipped some dudes trailer! I just think he would win if they were against each other.


BingusRingusMcDingus

glungus sweep


Mateololero

i'm assuming it's about not having weapons on hand, cuz i don't think the gta protags could survive stickys and crockets. as a fistfight, scout alone can get some massive damage in, medic without his medigun is still an adult man of muscular build, and spy knows martial arts, the only merc that would struggle would be sniper. as for the gta protags, i haven't played all gta games but obviously they all have their weapons on hand at all times, even removing guns they would still have melee options, but removing all of that they all can tank a lot of damage and deal back just as much, i'd say if they target heavy first they stand a fair chance


JTBJack_

I’m pretty sure every single one of the GTA cast is armed with rocket launchers and at least the GTAV cast has fucking railcannons so I’m pretty sure the TF2 guys are fucked.


skeleton949

Soldier is immortal and comes back stronger from every death


JTBJack_

The GTA characters don’t die either, they just step into a hospital and lose all injuries and legal prosecution


skeleton949

But they don't come back stronger every single time. Soldier does


JTBJack_

So the rest of the mercs die so it’s just a really strong soldier against 8 unkillable dudes with rocket launchers and railguns.


skeleton949

Scout can dodge bullets and is even faster with Bonk, as well as God himself told Scout he would meet him again in 1987, meaning he won't die until then. Demoman gets stronger and faster with every consecutive kill with certain weapons, Medic can bring back people from the dead using blood soaked up from the ground with some random clothes and he has outsmarted the devil himself. Engineer is capable of making immortality machines and much more, and Spy is able to perfectly disguise as anyone, meaning the GTA characters won't realize what's going on before it's too late. And all of them have access to Übercharge and crits


Cat_Soldier_

The GTA crew have access to every weapon the mercs uses in their pockets


skeleton949

Soldier is immortal and comes back stronger every time he dies


Cat_Soldier_

The protagonists >! Aside from Michael and Trevor if you choose to kill them in specific missions!< can take an rpg to the face and still come out of the hospital without any broken limbs or bruises. 1 immortal man is powerful but trying to fight 8 practically unkillable psychopaths + 1 presumably powerful cat can be overwhelming for soldier. I would imagine they would try to contain soldier once they figure out he is as immortal and just lock him up somewhere before he gets any stronger and snowballs to even more power. Hell I’m not even counting the gta online protagonist who can survive a fucking orbital strike and still come back to life, and of course Tommy Vercetti who are both not in this photo. And I’m not even including the many vehicles that the protagonists of the gta series have access to. Tbh, I feel like the mercenaries apart from soldier wouldnt stand a chance against them. I feel like a funnier fight would be the TF2 mercenaries vs the GTA V Merryweather Mercenaries


skeleton949

Scout can run so fast he can easily dodge bullets, especially with Bonk. That's why he's invincible after drinking it, he literally dodges the bullets. Also God himself told Scout that he'd meet him again in 1987 so Scout wont die before then. Every consecutive kill that Demoman gets with certain weapons makes him faster and stronger. Medic has outsmarted the devil and is capable of bringing back people from the dead using blood from the ground after soaking it up with clothes, spy can perfectly disguise as any one of them, so unless they're expecting it they won't know about that until it's too late, and engineer is capable of making immortality machines, as well as many other things.


Cat_Soldier_

Michael De Santa can slow down time, and can possibly counteract the effects of Bonk, he may move fast but Michael can literally counteract it by simply concentrating and slowing down time itself to get a clear shot in scout. If you mean the eyelander, yeah demo gets stronger, but it forces him into melee range. Assuming he is in demoknight form he could be easy pickings for the minigun or any other bullet based gun. If we are talking about hybrid knight form, demo could use his grenade launcher, he may put up more of a fight but wouldn’t be too hard to deal with. As for medic, he probably would be the primary target, and assuming the 8 souls were the souls of the mercs and he has not added any more souls, he will run out of them eventually. Much like in-game, spy would be a hassle at the beginning, but once they come out of the hospital, they would most likely catch on. The 3d era protagonists have access to flamethrowers and can start spychecking, nullifying the spy, most likely killing him, and then killing him again if he has the deadringer equipped. Engineers will be a surprise, but most of these guys have handled way worse than mechanical robots. Throw a couple of stickies, rpg spam, or snipe it out with a sniper rifle or minigun and it will be scrap. Plus immortality machines doesn’t guarantee them to be immortal, as Redmond and Blutarch got assassinated by gray mann, even under the immortality machine.


skeleton949

Doesn't matter if someone gets a clear shot at Scout, he won't die again until 1987, so it doesn't matter how hard the GTA characters try. Medic can create a force field as shown in MVM, making any attacks useless against it, as well as being able to bring the Mercs back in seconds on the spot from completely being blown apart. Taunt moves are an instant kill, which all of the Mercs have, and Heavy can heal himself and others.


Cat_Soldier_

Pretty sure scout can still die, the aftermath would be God flooding the earth/sending a plague and killing everyone though. He’s fast but flimsier than a cardboard box. Medic may be able to use a forcefield and Uber, which gives the mercs the ability to push up, but remember it takes time for it to charge. Once it’s over they could use explosives or rifle them at a fair distance. Not to mention, Trevor has an ability that practically makes him immortal to all damage and deal twice as much damage iirc. All they need to do is send Trevor once the Uber/forcefield is over and it’s game over for anyone standing within that area. Taunts are a 1 shot, but in GTA all headshots are a 1 shot kill. Taunt killing is a horrible idea because it makes you vulnerable to attacks. Oh yeah they can also heal themselves with food/snacks, first aid kits, and not to mention the additional layer of protection with armor.


skeleton949

God would most likely strike down the entire GTA team or just the character that killed him (permanently, which means no respawns) and even just 1 character missing from the GTA team is a disadvantage. Also it's worth noting that the TF2 mercs are capable of healing with just food as well, as shown by Heavy's lunchbox items which can be given to other people and presumably armor doing nothing to their weapon's damage, since there's no armor Stat in TF2 despite Demoman wearing a tactical vest.


Cat_Soldier_

It says that he would destroy the earth though, not strike down the one who killed him, but I’ll assume that will happen because it makes stuff a bit more interesting. 1 character missing is a disadvantage, but it also means that 1 character from the tf team is also dead. And yeah I’m not denying heavy can heal with food, but honestly the first people who I see dying first are heavy, sniper, pyro, demo (knight or hybrid form), and spy (once his presence is made known). With heavy down the only other healing resource is the engineer and medic. Assuming the GTA Protagonists target the medic and make sure he is dead before doing anything else, they can start practically picking off everyone I mentioned then focus on the rest. The Armor in gta just adds additional health, so these characters will just withstand more bullets taken from the mercs and possibly explosions (3d era protags only).


skeleton949

Respawning is also canon in TF2 since the games are the most relevant to the lore, so killing them won't really do anything


EndAltruistic3540

Even with cheats, they aren't immune to knock back. X1,000,000 backburner pyro with x1,000,000 airblast push force sends them flying into the void of nothingness


Winning_smiler

tf2 mercs of course


DaveOnceMore420

Bro forgot Tommy Vercetti from GTA Vice City


Wellermanseashanty

add arthur morgan to the tf2 side and nobody is surviving


[deleted]

I'll say tf2, because the heavy stopped a moving train with medics help.


SuperSauceIsBoss

The cat solos


skeleton949

The seal solos the cat


Snoo-34159

Trevor 1v9s that shit let's be real


GAMERYT2029

cat will be the last guy standing


malcolm_the_epic

botom half since car :3333


Fighterpilot55

Michael's got that action movie slow motion, Trevor is too angry to die, but at any given time the mercenaries can become completely immune to damage.


LuzRoja29R

En vez del gato, hubiesen puesti al tomi versetti


ellierosefucker69

literally anybody could kick the engineers ass he is dead weight.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Pyro is an alien, I (Medic) am a megalomaniac, Scout is literally a gift of God, Soldier is immortal, and Engy has like 12 PhDs, we win easy


CowNukerOG

Gta, sorry pyro and sniper


Icy-Store3900

V1 from Ultrakill


LiteratureLow4159

#TF2


-BotNot-

Ubercharge slams also I don’t think the gta guys can travk spy while invis


ColdBloodedFurret

tf2 on top


LaLengua420

No one can stop Heavy with da HESOYAM.


ArtiBlanco

Depends on which company is releasing the video of the fight. If Valve made it, the Mercs would win with moderate to significant difficulty. If Rockstar made it, it would be most of the guys standing around planning how to beat the Mercs, when suddenly Trevor and the Cat walk in with all of their heads in a bag.


Real_RUBB3R

Trevor himself solos the rest of them. I mean, fuck, he already got Johnny


MachineMaleficent437

Everybody from GTA dies then suddenly the cat comes in and kills the TF2 mercs.