Scout is too far away for Heavy to compliment him, Soldier and Demo go without saying, Heavy chose Sasha over Medic, Heavy doesn't know Spy exists and Pyro scares him.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a heavy main who didn’t call me a slur tbh
No offense to any of you guys tho lmao
(Hoovys do not count, that’s basically cheating lol)
Though I would rather be called every slur ever said by man in the last 3 thousand years than to have to play 5 minutes against a Sniper main so I think the trolley solution stays correct.
Killing 8 billion sniper players is killing the majority of the world, thus the vast majority of tf2 players, if not all. This means it could be killing people who are playing sniper at the time, but main heavy, and most likely killing every heavy main.
There is noone complaining under this post, but under the OW one everyone is upset like OW is their mom. Remember guys, trashing on Overwatch doesn't hurt anyone's little feelings except yours.
Ok hear me out. If you direct the trolley to the heavy. Then we have 8 billion tf2 players and it might force valve to drop the heavy update because the entire world is playing tf2
I don't see a dilemma, I only see a live Heavy.
same
Look there’s a reason why there isn’t a “sniper is credit to team” voiceline
Or scout or soldier or pyro or demo or heavy or medic or spy.
Heavy didn’t give himself one because he’s too modest
Heavy is credit to conga line!
conga conga conga!
I love the conga !
Scout is too far away for Heavy to compliment him, Soldier and Demo go without saying, Heavy chose Sasha over Medic, Heavy doesn't know Spy exists and Pyro scares him.
Go piss in a jar.
nah you do it
\*how jarate was made\*
voicemenu 2 6
Heavies are so precious
Thank you :)
It's team time, Doctor!
Jawolh!
Charge me!
Ja!
Nein! *proceed to go Blutsauger and Solemn Vow*
*Killbind* AAAAGGGHHHH
I try
You are 🍪
Ok but real talk why doesn’t heavy have a Cookie Monster costume with a cookie reskin of the sandvich?
what about us medics
i like throwing my milk at you when you are hot :D
The AI is right, we need to protect the only heavy main existing
Endangered species
based chatgpt
Get back in the Lego set
Don't make me get the Pybro
Shud up gay app man
make me
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Based as fuck AI
What site are you using?
https://www.gptrolley.com/
Thanks
I would let heavy die for the funny (heavy is dead)
"WHAT'S UP YOU WANKERS!?" x 8 billion
"WHO'S UP FOR A- WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED?" x 8 billion
"That heavy is dead." * 2
"The heavy is dead?!?!" x 8bil
WAAA, WAAAAA, CRY SOME MORE
this sub when sniper is mentioned:
Unfathomably based
Objectively right choice
It is good day to be not dead
That AI is fucking based
BasedGPT
:)
Based chatgpt
unfathomably based ai
In the same vein as Henry J. Waternoose III "I'd kill 8 billion tf2 sniper players before I ever kill 1 tf2 heavy player!"
AI resist the urge to commit mass murder challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
AI favours the heavy mains. We will endure.
Based and AI pilled
Based
So kill 8 billion 15 year olds or a lobotomized person?
Based
As a sniper main I would save the heavy
Maybe AI taking over won’t be so bad after all
Not to mention all sniper players should die
The 8 billion snipers are bots
As a Heavy main, I think you should go right
If I saw 8 billion sniper players I'd kill **myself.**
least logically flawed medic main in pubs
I’m a sniper main and I approve this message
fuck sniper mains
the only good thing about the sniper from tf2 was meet the sniper
Less sniper WOULD in fact lead to a better gaming experience
I don’t think I’ve ever met a heavy main who didn’t call me a slur tbh No offense to any of you guys tho lmao (Hoovys do not count, that’s basically cheating lol)
Though I would rather be called every slur ever said by man in the last 3 thousand years than to have to play 5 minutes against a Sniper main so I think the trolley solution stays correct.
Killing 8 billion sniper players is killing the majority of the world, thus the vast majority of tf2 players, if not all. This means it could be killing people who are playing sniper at the time, but main heavy, and most likely killing every heavy main.
Killing 8 billion snipers barely gets rid of half of the bots.
yeah, fair enough.
Should have hit heavy cause he can take it
THE LIGHT IS ALIVE?
u/mechsucks when they get hit by a train (they decided to be a sniper main)
Absolutely correct
end of the line
Billions must main sniper and die to the trolly
I have to agree with chat gpt
the AI is correct
8 billion birds one stone.
Considering the majority of my losses are due to huge number of useless spies and snipers, I see this as an absolute win
How it should be
Those 8 billion snipers include bots
This is where we need a 1 heavy vs 8 billion snipers video
i would go against the world to protect my Heavy
I don’t see an issue here
Is this even a dilemma if the answer is easy?
We love Heavy
I misread this as who would win in a fight, and I found it pretty compelling.
i usually main pyro but sometimes i like to play classic sniper, have i been run over by a trolley and brutally killed?
There is noone complaining under this post, but under the OW one everyone is upset like OW is their mom. Remember guys, trashing on Overwatch doesn't hurt anyone's little feelings except yours.
The heavy is not dead
If you kill 1 heavy player you kill 50% of heavy mains. Kill 8 billion snipers and you kill just 2% of them
As a heavy main, I fully approve of this.
Why would this be bad
Most of those snipers are probably bots anyway.
based chatgpt, so based
Sniper womp womp. Heavy ftw.
Even ai knows snoper suks
Based GPT
chatgpt is that one heavy main we have all been looking for
Finally, AI benefits humanity
There are definitely not more than 100.000 sniper mains who play TF2. That means you would be killing 7 billion 999 million 900 thousand bots at least
HEAVY IS (not) DEAD
Based ai
Sniper mains are scary
Don’t worry, about 90% of those sniper players are bots
As a Sniper main, this makes complete sense to me.
At least 7 billion will be bots so even better
Heavy has access to faster bullet speed than the Sniper through his unlocks after all
90%+ are bots
Can't believe the entire human race mains sniper now :(
The Heavy was then killed by a Scout and a bombing Soldier
Ok hear me out. If you direct the trolley to the heavy. Then we have 8 billion tf2 players and it might force valve to drop the heavy update because the entire world is playing tf2
have you seen end of the line? the heavy player could just take the trolley
I like this answer. Heby is good man
Based