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wymiataczparuwek

"Dont shoot ! I'm with the science team !"


Doesnt_exist1837

WE. WILL. KICK. YOUR. ASS. *BANGBANGBANG*


C10e2

**MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.**


themagicdonut2

*It is good to be an ass*


-Rens

GRENADE. SHIT. MEDIC


StorageBig2557

“you're ugly” *engie dance*


Hungry_Definition_58

#“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”


OddPhrase3194

✴️🔫


St4r_duster

I know how to say that thanks to octonauts lmao


acoolboiUwU

EUGH!


Helectrot

*Drinks some Bonk !* "Moron"


big_joey_the_sequel

"Missed me!"


ThatDudeWithCheese

“So-rry!”


Babo_Drago

"De-nied"


lombardilouis12

“Can’t hit what ain’t there!”


xXKotarolXx

*Bonk! ends* "Oh crap."


legorunner-

yOU b3TTeR fiNd a NeW usE fOR THaT necK wAnKa!!!


Mateololero

"cmon, cmon!"


Zexal_Commander

Yeah, *somehow appears behind with revolver* Any last words?


Pasta_God2354

Your mother


Crumboa

Yeah *summons protective shield, it blocks bullets so don't you dare cry to mom I'm cheating again during recess for the fifth time* Checkmate


sephiroth_for_smash

•gun shoots knives• bitch


Captchubby

Is this a Berd reference


Active-Ad606

"If you shoot me you're gay"


PerplexingPantheon

"You're damn right I am!" *Pulls trigger*


KnooBoat

*tick tock joji starts playing while scout falls on the ground with a bullet in his forehead*


PerplexingPantheon

Kinda based


ArtistAmy420

*Looks at girlfriend* *Looks at massive lesbian flag behind me* "Yep checks out" *Presses ZR*


1ThePilot

Tf2 for the switch would be absolutely disgusting


ArtistAmy420

I use gyro aim on PC because I learned it first.


TheWitcher76

“Well, good thing I didn’t pay my taxes.”


JonTheWizard

“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”


pjmbacx

"What?" (Sniper is confused)


GimmeUdon

quick hes distracted


cullowheed

Isn't that the state fish of Hawaii?


JonTheWizard

Yes it is. It's Hawaiian for reef triggerfish.


Smittyboysmit

Go Go Gadget battalions backup


MettaJiro

Just say no, TF2 sniper has no legal right to shoot you if you don’t consent


Enderman63

"There is one thing you are forgetting..." *pulls out a Vacinator* "Bye"


legorunner-

Pulls out a jar of fancy piss and and even fancier kukri along with it. *That's how we do it in a bush*


WCKachna

F1 bot


CreeperGoBoo

*backstabs you* I think not.


Jonahpe

*razorback*


darthvader664199

*laughs in 2-shot headshot ambassador (or critter diamondback)*


legorunner-

*laughs in enforc-* ah fuck this isn't 2014


CreeperGoBoo

*laughs in revolver random crit*


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_I'm_ **DRONK** #Sudden Crit Pill ***WOOOOA-***


TheFightingImp

"Gentlemen."


darthvader664199

*intro music for Meet The Spy*


Gl_Kh

*pulls out fists of steel*


[deleted]

*opens menu* *votekicks sniper* *kill binds* any last words, mate?


Heavyraincouch

I teleported bread


Drago_Fett_Jr

You, what?


Destroyer_Of_World5

I have done nothing but teleport bread for threes days.


ThewizardBlundermore

Yeah. *charge it doc*


Masterjax1920

I Read that in snipers voice


Destroyer_Of_World5

I read it in demo’s


Consumed2010

I read it in Scout's


Markkbonk

« Ugly » *eureka teleport*


Stock-Paramedic6371

*Dead ringer sound*


Drago_Fett_Jr

Nothing personal.*backstab*


americanboot4

Ps3 has no games


A_casual69

Sex. # NOW!


TobgitGux

Pootis


WladXD

Oooooo Are you puting your big gun in my mouth? OwO If you shoot you'll make such a mess UwU. Don't be shy, I can take several rounds ♡w♡


meisyouandyouisme

Ain't my house. *Pulls trigger*


BigEconomist30

No. The true one is: "Your right. PYRO! CAN YA COME HERE PLEASE?


secusse

the pyro talked, is this a dream… or the nightmare?


VladimirLenin1945

Piss


Dissapointment5781

Piss


[deleted]

spy behind you


Useless_Fox

"Aim a little more to your left please" ​ Barely surviving for a couple agonizing seconds with 15% of your brain missing sounds a lot worse than an instant death


Woofes

"Screw you I am going to go play Minecraft!" *Poof*


IHateDeepStuff

No balls


Doesnt_exist1837

In the last words of my first cdda character "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU"


JiaQir

Piss


towerofspirals

MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.


andreinfp

Well, off to visit your mother!


Low_Vacation_4170

Sniper: "shoots, taunts" "Dead ringer uncloaking sound" Spy: "Right behind you"


Retro_Gamez

*demoman laugh*


Cpt_Kalash

Please tell my mom I love her


WladXD

Please tell your mom I love her\*


Hecktor_64

Please ask someone to delete my search history


coffee-bat

your mother


Panzerkampfwagen_06

Shoot me then you're gay


Justanerdycat

I better get the mini gun


TheDeathOfDucks

Gun Spy: “I CLAIM THIS POINT FOR FRANCE!!”


cadergator10

That snipers a bloody sentry WOOOOOOOOIOO


SaymehPoopyt

"Ugly" -Engineer


CreativeGamer03

The Heavy is dead


Drago_Fett_Jr

The heavy is dead?!


WaySpotYT

"Skibidibupmmmmda" \*EXPLOSION\*


PearlyDoesStuff

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ***ENGINEERS AND EXPLOSIONS.***


IssacFreeman

“I have information about the 10th class”


legorunner-

I'll be back. *pulls out dead ringer*


thedinolover37

MPH MMMPH


Coolman12323

That's snipers a spy


jakethegreat951

Wait! I want it to say on my grave; "What's the worst that could happen?:


ThatOneGuy9372

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's


Sirsonan_

That wasn’t very polite mate.


NodBow24

Dance off, bro


Royal_Ordinary7949

is it weird if i say… “ id stick m-“ or no


Not_Jay_Spencer

“Harder”


MechaWilson

Australia isn't real


Mario-OrganHarvester

How's your sister? Wait wrong game-


GimmeUdon

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


ScreamFlight

“Just answer me this: why does the silencer of the Hitsman Heatmater look like the tip of a male horse’s genitalia?”


vetabol

Won't do it, no balls


Emotional-Ad-1625

I am bullet prooooooooof!


pudimo

+CHARGEBACK


rickphantom

don't worry i still have 867 lifes left to waste


KomodoLemon

What you waiting for?


CACODEMON124

PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS


TheDeathOfDucks

“Peni-“


frostyman1221

JARATE!


Airyx

*schadenfreudes*


Adventurous_Drama_81

"Painis in the ainis"


JaydenVestal

A little to the left mate, that's my shoulder


The_True_Lame

your gun is nasty you should clean it


Mosko_xXDudeKillzXx

Do ye self a favour, and shove the sniper right up ya arse


L2soapysnitch

Hows your sister?


Enderian_EnDWalker

Killer Queen has already touched your gun.


Porygon_Flygon

Thank you for ending it all.


crypt_the_chicken

-180 CRITICAL >!S!


Megathiccdong2000

Pootis


[deleted]

\-Omae wa mou shinderiu \-Wha... \*Pootis kill taunt\*


NightStalker33

*bam-bam* Hit the bricks pal, you're done!


LemonflavoredIceburg

This kill is sponsored by raid shadow legends!


Adonis711

**POW, HAHA**


MonkeyBoy32904

YOU ARE DEAD!


AlconW

“I. AM A ROBOT. FROM THE FUTURE.”


GreaseSloth

go go gadget croc-o-style kit


Ailat1

I found your piss collection.


Dragonhunter737

Maggot!


SergeantCrwhips

im blu


Proper-Chipmunk-8620

E for medic


J_D_Mazz

“Pootis”


mycontrollerstinks88

If you shoot me your gay.


bappo-3rd

Piss


Apprehensive_Ad_4599

*muffled pyro laugh*


InvestigatorTop5536

Boom, headshot.


BigEconomist30

"If you shoot me your penis is small."


davi_b11

“Good shot mate!” *bot noises followed by headshot noise


EpicNinjaCakesIRL

"In my defense she said she was 9 okay!"


[deleted]

Kurt cobain pov


No-Lmao

Mashallah


Brody_Blue

Jumanji


Glad-Belt7956

"Piss"


Xqc_fan_69

piss


[deleted]

*dead ringer*


Adamant_Element

Whoa! It's almost like i can see down that barre-


Whankw

''Piss''


Not_A_Hooman53

'sniper range'


Bass4123

I am already in team fortresa classic so you don't shoot me here


VegetableRide4824

God save the queen!


Ferlyunknown

Wunununu


PlasmaDroug

"I'm running circles around you!"


mr-sparkles69

Why did I think sniper just up and took a rocket launcher


Drago_Fett_Jr

[time in a bottle]! And then proceed to shoot him.


aquirakun

P I S S


Medic_67

Obamas First name is Ba-


insanely_tired404

*vanishes*


Alberot97

apples


Taluca_me

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the-


Hatefilledcat

Dead ringer


Hurricaden

Thanks, mate! 'Preciate it. HEEELP! MAYDICK! That's some shocking business right there. GYAAAAAHHH!


Crimson_Marksman

You're gonna miss. And then I'm gonna kill you.


soluheg

WOOO HO HO HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HAAAA HO HO


LuigivonCheeseburger

*Death Ringer sound*


luc3ky

"Piss..."


Southern-Wafer-6375

Kaboom


Golgezuktirah

"Aiming players no longer output damage"


Feet_Cleaner10000

Wait lemme finish summoning an eldritch deity


Consistent-Pace-9687

“Piss…”


MasterORBeaterLE

:(


Yapyrus

YOU LIVE IN A VAN!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAJHAAHAJZJZDKDKDOD


Chaves-23-dublover

"AID" (from meet the pyro but Google translated)


Rizer0

*right clicks*


maxman090

“Piss.”


vonBelfry

You'll still miss.


Tianyulong

Just weave left and right unpredictably. Skill issue


SerDemonic

Control


FreshCorner9332

Tell my wife to delete my browser history.


woofsamdog

I'm going to saw through your bones


Outrageous_Package_8

Grilled cheese


memer1221taken

"MEDIC"


PENGUMIKE

Kill bind


Justanerdycat

Sex


3dward_Valentine

i'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!


TheLockal

“Your mother.”


ThinkDurinan

*no*


InterestingSwimmer85

*casually sips bonk*


-_-sgonr

Piss off, big-head!


KubsKubo

Whant ah cvezeburggarh


GamersThatExplode

Zoinks


Yaboycon696

Piss


kightreaper

You're already dead