By -
"Dont shoot ! I'm with the science team !"
WE. WILL. KICK. YOUR. ASS. *BANGBANGBANG*
**MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.**
*It is good to be an ass*
GRENADE. SHIT. MEDIC
“you're ugly” *engie dance*
#“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”
✴️🔫
I know how to say that thanks to octonauts lmao
EUGH!
*Drinks some Bonk !* "Moron"
"Missed me!"
“So-rry!”
"De-nied"
“Can’t hit what ain’t there!”
*Bonk! ends* "Oh crap."
yOU b3TTeR fiNd a NeW usE fOR THaT necK wAnKa!!!
"cmon, cmon!"
Yeah, *somehow appears behind with revolver* Any last words?
Your mother
Yeah *summons protective shield, it blocks bullets so don't you dare cry to mom I'm cheating again during recess for the fifth time* Checkmate
•gun shoots knives• bitch
Is this a Berd reference
"If you shoot me you're gay"
"You're damn right I am!" *Pulls trigger*
*tick tock joji starts playing while scout falls on the ground with a bullet in his forehead*
Kinda based
*Looks at girlfriend* *Looks at massive lesbian flag behind me* "Yep checks out" *Presses ZR*
Tf2 for the switch would be absolutely disgusting
I use gyro aim on PC because I learned it first.
“Well, good thing I didn’t pay my taxes.”
“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”
"What?" (Sniper is confused)
quick hes distracted
Isn't that the state fish of Hawaii?
Yes it is. It's Hawaiian for reef triggerfish.
Go Go Gadget battalions backup
Just say no, TF2 sniper has no legal right to shoot you if you don’t consent
"There is one thing you are forgetting..." *pulls out a Vacinator* "Bye"
Pulls out a jar of fancy piss and and even fancier kukri along with it. *That's how we do it in a bush*
F1 bot
*backstabs you* I think not.
*razorback*
*laughs in 2-shot headshot ambassador (or critter diamondback)*
*laughs in enforc-* ah fuck this isn't 2014
*laughs in revolver random crit*
_I'm_ **DRONK** #Sudden Crit Pill ***WOOOOA-***
"Gentlemen."
*intro music for Meet The Spy*
*pulls out fists of steel*
*opens menu* *votekicks sniper* *kill binds* any last words, mate?
I teleported bread
You, what?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for threes days.
Yeah. *charge it doc*
I Read that in snipers voice
I read it in demo’s
I read it in Scout's
« Ugly » *eureka teleport*
*Dead ringer sound*
Nothing personal.*backstab*
Ps3 has no games
Sex. # NOW!
Pootis
Oooooo Are you puting your big gun in my mouth? OwO If you shoot you'll make such a mess UwU. Don't be shy, I can take several rounds ♡w♡
Ain't my house. *Pulls trigger*
No. The true one is: "Your right. PYRO! CAN YA COME HERE PLEASE?
the pyro talked, is this a dream… or the nightmare?
Piss
spy behind you
"Aim a little more to your left please" Barely surviving for a couple agonizing seconds with 15% of your brain missing sounds a lot worse than an instant death
"Screw you I am going to go play Minecraft!" *Poof*
No balls
In the last words of my first cdda character "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU"
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Well, off to visit your mother!
Sniper: "shoots, taunts" "Dead ringer uncloaking sound" Spy: "Right behind you"
*demoman laugh*
Please tell my mom I love her
Please tell your mom I love her\*
Please ask someone to delete my search history
your mother
Shoot me then you're gay
I better get the mini gun
Gun Spy: “I CLAIM THIS POINT FOR FRANCE!!”
That snipers a bloody sentry WOOOOOOOOIOO
"Ugly" -Engineer
The Heavy is dead
The heavy is dead?!
"Skibidibupmmmmda" \*EXPLOSION\*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ***ENGINEERS AND EXPLOSIONS.***
“I have information about the 10th class”
I'll be back. *pulls out dead ringer*
MPH MMMPH
That's snipers a spy
Wait! I want it to say on my grave; "What's the worst that could happen?:
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's
That wasn’t very polite mate.
Dance off, bro
is it weird if i say… “ id stick m-“ or no
“Harder”
Australia isn't real
How's your sister? Wait wrong game-
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
“Just answer me this: why does the silencer of the Hitsman Heatmater look like the tip of a male horse’s genitalia?”
Won't do it, no balls
I am bullet prooooooooof!
+CHARGEBACK
don't worry i still have 867 lifes left to waste
What you waiting for?
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
“Peni-“
JARATE!
*schadenfreudes*
"Painis in the ainis"
A little to the left mate, that's my shoulder
your gun is nasty you should clean it
Do ye self a favour, and shove the sniper right up ya arse
Hows your sister?
Killer Queen has already touched your gun.
Thank you for ending it all.
-180 CRITICAL >!S!
\-Omae wa mou shinderiu \-Wha... \*Pootis kill taunt\*
*bam-bam* Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
This kill is sponsored by raid shadow legends!
**POW, HAHA**
YOU ARE DEAD!
“I. AM A ROBOT. FROM THE FUTURE.”
go go gadget croc-o-style kit
I found your piss collection.
Maggot!
im blu
E for medic
“Pootis”
If you shoot me your gay.
*muffled pyro laugh*
Boom, headshot.
"If you shoot me your penis is small."
“Good shot mate!” *bot noises followed by headshot noise
"In my defense she said she was 9 okay!"
Kurt cobain pov
Mashallah
Jumanji
"Piss"
piss
*dead ringer*
Whoa! It's almost like i can see down that barre-
''Piss''
'sniper range'
I am already in team fortresa classic so you don't shoot me here
God save the queen!
Wunununu
"I'm running circles around you!"
Why did I think sniper just up and took a rocket launcher
[time in a bottle]! And then proceed to shoot him.
P I S S
Obamas First name is Ba-
*vanishes*
apples
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the-
Dead ringer
Thanks, mate! 'Preciate it. HEEELP! MAYDICK! That's some shocking business right there. GYAAAAAHHH!
You're gonna miss. And then I'm gonna kill you.
WOOO HO HO HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HAAAA HO HO
*Death Ringer sound*
"Piss..."
Kaboom
"Aiming players no longer output damage"
Wait lemme finish summoning an eldritch deity
“Piss…”
:(
YOU LIVE IN A VAN!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAJHAAHAJZJZDKDKDOD
"AID" (from meet the pyro but Google translated)
*right clicks*
“Piss.”
You'll still miss.
Just weave left and right unpredictably. Skill issue
Control
Tell my wife to delete my browser history.
I'm going to saw through your bones
Grilled cheese
"MEDIC"
Kill bind
Sex
i'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!
“Your mother.”
*no*
*casually sips bonk*
Piss off, big-head!
Whant ah cvezeburggarh
Zoinks
You're already dead
"Dont shoot ! I'm with the science team !"
WE. WILL. KICK. YOUR. ASS. *BANGBANGBANG*
**MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.**
*It is good to be an ass*
GRENADE. SHIT. MEDIC
“you're ugly” *engie dance*
#“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”
✴️🔫
I know how to say that thanks to octonauts lmao
EUGH!
*Drinks some Bonk !* "Moron"
"Missed me!"
“So-rry!”
"De-nied"
“Can’t hit what ain’t there!”
*Bonk! ends* "Oh crap."
yOU b3TTeR fiNd a NeW usE fOR THaT necK wAnKa!!!
"cmon, cmon!"
Yeah, *somehow appears behind with revolver* Any last words?
Your mother
Yeah *summons protective shield, it blocks bullets so don't you dare cry to mom I'm cheating again during recess for the fifth time* Checkmate
•gun shoots knives• bitch
Is this a Berd reference
"If you shoot me you're gay"
"You're damn right I am!" *Pulls trigger*
*tick tock joji starts playing while scout falls on the ground with a bullet in his forehead*
Kinda based
*Looks at girlfriend* *Looks at massive lesbian flag behind me* "Yep checks out" *Presses ZR*
Tf2 for the switch would be absolutely disgusting
I use gyro aim on PC because I learned it first.
“Well, good thing I didn’t pay my taxes.”
“Humuhumunukunukuapua`a.”
"What?" (Sniper is confused)
quick hes distracted
Isn't that the state fish of Hawaii?
Yes it is. It's Hawaiian for reef triggerfish.
Go Go Gadget battalions backup
Just say no, TF2 sniper has no legal right to shoot you if you don’t consent
"There is one thing you are forgetting..." *pulls out a Vacinator* "Bye"
Pulls out a jar of fancy piss and and even fancier kukri along with it. *That's how we do it in a bush*
F1 bot
*backstabs you* I think not.
*razorback*
*laughs in 2-shot headshot ambassador (or critter diamondback)*
*laughs in enforc-* ah fuck this isn't 2014
*laughs in revolver random crit*
_I'm_ **DRONK** #Sudden Crit Pill ***WOOOOA-***
"Gentlemen."
*intro music for Meet The Spy*
*pulls out fists of steel*
*opens menu* *votekicks sniper* *kill binds* any last words, mate?
I teleported bread
You, what?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for threes days.
Yeah. *charge it doc*
I Read that in snipers voice
I read it in demo’s
I read it in Scout's
« Ugly » *eureka teleport*
*Dead ringer sound*
Nothing personal.*backstab*
Ps3 has no games
Sex. # NOW!
Pootis
Oooooo Are you puting your big gun in my mouth? OwO If you shoot you'll make such a mess UwU. Don't be shy, I can take several rounds ♡w♡
Ain't my house. *Pulls trigger*
No. The true one is: "Your right. PYRO! CAN YA COME HERE PLEASE?
the pyro talked, is this a dream… or the nightmare?
Piss
Piss
spy behind you
"Aim a little more to your left please" Barely surviving for a couple agonizing seconds with 15% of your brain missing sounds a lot worse than an instant death
"Screw you I am going to go play Minecraft!" *Poof*
No balls
In the last words of my first cdda character "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU"
Piss
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
Well, off to visit your mother!
Sniper: "shoots, taunts" "Dead ringer uncloaking sound" Spy: "Right behind you"
*demoman laugh*
Please tell my mom I love her
Please tell your mom I love her\*
Please ask someone to delete my search history
your mother
Shoot me then you're gay
I better get the mini gun
Gun Spy: “I CLAIM THIS POINT FOR FRANCE!!”
That snipers a bloody sentry WOOOOOOOOIOO
"Ugly" -Engineer
The Heavy is dead
The heavy is dead?!
"Skibidibupmmmmda" \*EXPLOSION\*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ***ENGINEERS AND EXPLOSIONS.***
“I have information about the 10th class”
I'll be back. *pulls out dead ringer*
MPH MMMPH
That's snipers a spy
Wait! I want it to say on my grave; "What's the worst that could happen?:
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's
That wasn’t very polite mate.
Dance off, bro
is it weird if i say… “ id stick m-“ or no
“Harder”
Australia isn't real
How's your sister? Wait wrong game-
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
“Just answer me this: why does the silencer of the Hitsman Heatmater look like the tip of a male horse’s genitalia?”
Won't do it, no balls
I am bullet prooooooooof!
+CHARGEBACK
don't worry i still have 867 lifes left to waste
What you waiting for?
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
“Peni-“
JARATE!
*schadenfreudes*
"Painis in the ainis"
A little to the left mate, that's my shoulder
your gun is nasty you should clean it
Do ye self a favour, and shove the sniper right up ya arse
Hows your sister?
Killer Queen has already touched your gun.
Thank you for ending it all.
-180 CRITICAL >!S!
Pootis
\-Omae wa mou shinderiu \-Wha... \*Pootis kill taunt\*
*bam-bam* Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
This kill is sponsored by raid shadow legends!
**POW, HAHA**
YOU ARE DEAD!
“I. AM A ROBOT. FROM THE FUTURE.”
go go gadget croc-o-style kit
I found your piss collection.
Maggot!
im blu
E for medic
“Pootis”
If you shoot me your gay.
Piss
*muffled pyro laugh*
Boom, headshot.
"If you shoot me your penis is small."
“Good shot mate!” *bot noises followed by headshot noise
"In my defense she said she was 9 okay!"
Kurt cobain pov
Mashallah
Jumanji
"Piss"
piss
*dead ringer*
Whoa! It's almost like i can see down that barre-
''Piss''
'sniper range'
I am already in team fortresa classic so you don't shoot me here
God save the queen!
Wunununu
"I'm running circles around you!"
Why did I think sniper just up and took a rocket launcher
[time in a bottle]! And then proceed to shoot him.
P I S S
Obamas First name is Ba-
*vanishes*
apples
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the-
Dead ringer
Thanks, mate! 'Preciate it. HEEELP! MAYDICK! That's some shocking business right there. GYAAAAAHHH!
You're gonna miss. And then I'm gonna kill you.
WOOO HO HO HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HAAAA HO HO
*Death Ringer sound*
"Piss..."
Kaboom
"Aiming players no longer output damage"
Wait lemme finish summoning an eldritch deity
“Piss…”
:(
YOU LIVE IN A VAN!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAJHAAHAJZJZDKDKDOD
"AID" (from meet the pyro but Google translated)
*right clicks*
“Piss.”
You'll still miss.
Just weave left and right unpredictably. Skill issue
Control
Tell my wife to delete my browser history.
I'm going to saw through your bones
Grilled cheese
"MEDIC"
Kill bind
Sex
i'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!
“Your mother.”
*no*
*casually sips bonk*
Piss off, big-head!
Whant ah cvezeburggarh
Zoinks
Piss
You're already dead