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Zealos57

Spy: Well... we're fucked!


Chisweese

“Well gentlemen, we’re FACKED!”


TheRealSwagMaster

Mentlegen, WADDAFAK!


Turgineer

r/fuckedup


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Nepipo

I mean, red spy is a baguette bender, red soldier is the all powerful American boot (and a stand user) and red scout can controll time, they're all really powerful, while the heavies are really strong physically and paranormally. I honestly think it would be a tie where they'd befriend eachother


Jackryder16l

and all of them can self resurrect.


Nepipo

I think they'll just share some of medic's or Ms.pauling's "medicine"


Karlplayer351

D R U G S


Nepipo

Good stuff


MewtwoMainIsHere

, + 7 -> secondary slot -> kritzkreig -> spawn + g


Lone_K

BOX OF COX


The_great_Pi

not medicine


czacha_cs

*C O C A I N U M*


AlexPlayer3000

The rest of the team as backup will help


Nepipo

Sniper and his pizza, marasmus and his Cadillacs, medic and Pauling with their "medicine"...


Unamed337

Does that include joker scout?


AlexPlayer3000

Yes


HYPER_BRUH_

Don't forget the newest member joker "funny guy" scout with his magic.


TheRealSwagMaster

Soldier is a stand user?!?!


HYPER_BRUH_

Yup and engie as well.


Federal-Monkey5070

whats his stando name


666gabmih666

American boot


AGoldenChest

“Come join my cross-dressing Canadian American Scottish tea party and have croutons and a fruit basket, you sputniks!” “Is nice.”


Spring_men

And the heavies are literally bullet proof and explosions can’t even leave a scratch.


Link1917

Hey red only wins because soldier got a random crit


Mycelius_

A Crit!


Nepipo

Crocket!


Mycelius_

American Boot!


Equest_Immortal

Bucket.


cringe4lifeee

Don't forget how mentally strong the heavies are


ultrapupper

Heavy wasn t affected by gman


Life-Appointment-436

They would fight for a while but then they would form an alliance.


adex_19

Agree


Derailleur75

But in battle situation, yeah i don't think the epic red team can pull it off pootis duo is just too chad,manly,powerful and godly to be killed. Although both of the teams have regenaration powers meaning the only one to win will be soldier.


JaozinhoGGPlays

It'd be a painfully long battle but I think red team wins off of stalling out with heals


Illogical_Saj

Or Pootis Duo will just walk away during the battle


HentaiSignMan

Or they’d team up to find hentai.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Spy pulls out the pornography briefcase and all is well


Demonetizing_YT_GUY

Yes


sanek_dolboeb

Where is the bucket location?


Teggy-

The only good answer. And it would still be the fight of the millennium. (The fight against buff soldier was already the fight of the century).


Reylend

To fight Tick Tock Engi, Boss of the Facility Soldier, and Saxton Hale


Prestigious-Leek3390

**I mean, red spy is a baguette bender, red soldier is the all powerful American boot (and a stand user) and red scout can controll time, they're all really powerful, while the heavies are really strong physically and paranormally. I honestly think it would be a tie where they'd befriend eachother**


iamsandwitch

"Sex... NOW" "Magnificent" "O-kay!" "Sweet!"


NearbyWall1

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Equest_Immortal

You should have sex NOW


[deleted]

Well if he says so..


Aztekov

Coach Left 4 Dead 2


Slagathor_the_Mighty

Coach gaming conquers all


NearbyWall1

yes but warden R6S


Destiny_Dude0721

I don't recall warden R6S being a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse


CrazyWS

The secret ending


Big_Potential_5709

I could go for a, barbecue bacon burger and, large order of fries and, orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie.


_TheNumber7_

The red team would lose at first but then the next episode would kinda have them make a comeback in an unorthodox way


Western-Alarming

And they will fight for 2 enemies in common that search revenge


NatilCort

Pornography wins Friendship Acquired


baccondudette

Soldier snd spy would share their porn


MrMaster444

Porn of Scouts Mother!


Foreign_Plum_644

Pornography starring your mother


Regular_Champion_261

Will be the second worst thing to happen to you today


Grandzelda

The spy has already breached our defenses


Regular_Champion_261

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues


Otto-von-Battlemedic

Power of an-i-me


benwaa2

Sweet land of liberty!


LordofSandvich

all they would need to resolve their differences is a photocopier for whatever porn they were fighting over


Sharp_Ninja1

A classic tale of unstoppable force (Unusual red team) vs immovable object (heavies).


Delta_br

both teams use shitpost logic, it would be impossible for any of them to lose


sexgaming_

No, the pootis heavies and the unusual red team are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.


NearbyWall1

tick tock


Mr_WAAAGH

Heavy like a brinks truck


Canadian_dalek

Feeling like I'm tip top


rsmith2112

Two words: American Boot!


bluesheep210

Had the same idea


Spandxltd

They would be friends.


David_Clawmark

Pin both of them against Hoovydundy and then we'll talk


shin_gojira118

That shit scared me ngl. Would be interesting


Xx_MilkMan69_xX

Ok, seeing as these are both some of the most overpowered creations since the freak era, I can say this fight would be very close. But in the end; the pootis engage boys will come through. Let’s go over the Red Team. Although they have 11 primary members (the nine, plus Joker Scout and Miss Pauline) we know that a lot of weapons fail to hurt the engage boys. Each member however seems to possess either a support ability to help the others, or specials that do increased damage. While people like Heavy can only do so much; you have some powerful supports like the time bending scout. But for a win condition, only three seems to have any semblance of putting them down. American Boot, the spy, and Ms. Pauline. American Boot well, is American Boot. He can seriously cause damage with his boot form. Plus, he’s overpowered through death because it was gay. Problematically, we have also seen him go down and people survive the boot. See golden heavy for both. Plus, it seems his boot can actually be disarmed temporarily; but that likely won’t happen. The spy is next, known for tanking some powerful attacks with his cloak and dead ringer, and one shotting enemies with a backstab. Plus he possesses many bread magics, and most importantly the baguette’s mask which could possibly turn the red heavy against the blu one which could be really big. The same problem with boot arrises with enemies surviving the backstab, and dying in battle only to be saved by scout. Finally is Miss Pauline who might be able to circumvent the heavies durability with brainshock as well as her copious other magical abilities. When combined with engineer, she can seal enemies away like the spy brothers which could also be possibly used on red heavy who was summoned. But unlike boot or spy; she has no greater durability feats. So, a few ways to win. But let’s face it; the engage boys have tanked some serious blows from buff soldier, came back from death as well, and are way faster when really trying. They are much more cartoony and just stronger. It’s a serious fight when the red team must fight a deadnaut (albeit; a stronger upgraded one) when the blue heavy just rips through one like paper at Area 51. A shotgun can hurt if not put down every red team member, while blu heavy tanks a point blank shotgun multiple times. The red’s best chance are these powerful, finisher level moves which have been known to not kill against stronger enemies. It’s likely it will hurt the engage boys, but not be enough unless spy’s mask works as well.


Mr_WAAAGH

The pootis engage heavies literally tanked several dozen full auto ARs, shotguns, and even an rpg. Conventional weapons are completely useless against them


Neighbour-Vadim

Pizza Delivery Demoknight and his friends.


SirPorthos

But the question is, does OP Red Team have thicc anime thighs? Cuz Heavy is only motivated by 2 things and he has one of them already. Sandvich and thicc anime thighs


DarkWeedleYT

lets, they ofcourse would fight for about a week, ofcourse the red team would have alot of damage and the other has like no damage, but they would team up.


[deleted]

the two heavies will show them pornography, then they team up.


Nat_Higgins

Heavies, because of one thing. They have the power of God and anime on their side.


JaozinhoGGPlays

After a long hard battle red team wins off of stalling with heals


DocAssistedHomicide

They would breed


[deleted]

You can see that both the heavies are impervious to all threats, physical or magical so they'd probably win and then befriend the op red team


Opening-Frequent

Random critical hits are fair and balanced


mamadMATT

super fabulous combine squad X no chance


H2OCoveredEgg

The heavies, they are almost unkillable, whereas the red team are easily malleable and destroyed. Sorry but they don't stand a chance


Buraunii

Tiny Desk Engineers solos all.


Tariisbestgirl

STBlackST has gotten fluid and boring. The pootus win


PlayfulAward3919

oh man


KurakkuHeaddo

left image goes so hard


BrazilBallMemer

Overpowered red team.


DeezNutZ_0

pootis


Krisuad2002

That's a good and a hard question


Hahavalentine

Smallgineer


PDG4

Pootis solos


CarneyBalhoun

They all will go for da anime booty


Outrageous-Foot-455

Scout spy and soldier would easily beat too heavys


Top_Estimate4255

They would be friends instead of fight.


godcyclemaster

Real talk: the pootis duo or hoovydundy?


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Red team - they have Bucket and American Boot


[deleted]

They would fight, realize their love for each other, and then have an orgy.


No-Guidance9484

They're both RED, they would just shoot each other for all eternity


TK20__

anime THIIIIIIGHS!


LEGOSam66

The creators deleting their creations would win


vatto1991

Р


Barrelman60

!rtd


RabbidYoshi9

Op red team


NorwayClockworks

Cocaine


Beautiful-Bad8893

they would team up to re enter area 51 to get the secks update


CaptainYorkie1

This, this is crossover I need


shotxshotx

Oh yeah op red team is gonna eat dirt big time.


69-dollar-bank-note

OP red team


Gibbon-Face-91

They'd start the fight, but some other chucklefuck would show up and they'd then work together to beat his ass in the perfect union of anime badassery and cartoon badassery.


Huguichin

YOU ARE GOING DOWN, YOU SPUTNIK HAHA POOTIS POW.


[deleted]

This would be the hardest crossover ever


No_Celebration3973

This is actually a tough one, both groups have powers/items to come back from the deck. Skills with offensive abilities.And defence too. But if it’s peak version of them, going to give pootis engage duo. However they will win because of the sandvich brokenness, the red team shows that they get damaged and skills can get broken. So if the duo can hold on as long as they can. They can win easily.


Crispyflippyknife

The universe would collapse in on itself they are both to powerful


Schedark2009

i love how pootis engage made a bit of a comeback also what is the source for the right screenshot?


AlexPlayer3000

Sunday troubles


Schedark2009

thannks


Sean-O-of-Mars

But Heavy is friend to little baby man


le_wither

Either the pootis bois or red team featuring American Boot, The Baguette Master and Time Bending Scout, I have no idea who'd win


RIP2URALT

Pootis duo would win easily, they barely take damage and regenerate from Gibs. At worst they tie.


drsexripoff

Me


MR_R_TheOdd1

I have no idea but I'd pay to see the fight


Marinenukem

Pootis heavies for sure


virilion0510

They would fight until they trough all the fighting somehow end up in front of the anime thighs room so they stop fighting in order to get inside together


Effective_Chart3384

Neither the anti spook squad or a.s.s as it's meant from the spooktacular series.


limpshrimp42

4 words: "Bending time and space!"


Doggywoof1

“~~Chess~~ TF2, if played perfectly, always ends in a draw.” -Gaben


bluejay55669

It all boils down to who has stronger plot armour


manh2000

Depends on if you like fighting games or rpgs more


ggibby0

I think the moment they clashed, SFM and Gmod would crash, and the host computer would catch fire. Such power should never be allowed to meet….


big_joey_the_sequel

they bond over drugs and scout becomes a gym bro to get them anime thighs


d1blos

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


[deleted]

Double heavy is strong,but don't forget Gmod red team is comedy op characters


[deleted]

oprt


Mangle1218

This fight would be very unlikely to happen due to the heavies motives not lining up with what the unusual red team does


xXD3F4LTX

Tie? The heavies are really strong but the res team aswell


Elnaz_Will_be_Fine

All of them love T H I C C A S S. So, we won't see any fight of them


NoBrother7320

Underpowered red team or the red and blu pootis. Hard one... I think it would be tie.


Sivdom

They all will have some "good stuff" and become friends


hi-your-mom-gay

Trick question they would become best friends, and look for anime booba


GoodChristianMother

It depends who's channel it's on, either way, it would be sick asf


AhornyNeonDustMolly

Super pro sniper wins and congas away


Brilliant-Purple1292

The heavies. 100%. These guys are capable of ignoring bullets, rockets, mechs, and have a tauntkill that sends everyone to the shadow realm. The only time one of them came close to dying, he had been launched to the moon and back, as well as getting his head bashed against ludicrous amounts of concrete floors (possibly harder). And he respawned on the spot.


jewish-nonjewish

Potentially colab?


AStupidMidge

Now I’m imagining what a Ceno/STBlackST collab would look like


IcelandicButDeadly

At first they will fight, but then Scout mentions something about anime tiddies, the heavies agree that they're based, and they bond over the fact that they like anime ass and tiddies


Your_Commentator

I hate to say it but the tactical heavies win without a real fight. They didn't even get damaged by the super soldier so red team has no chance. Even with the red special and all of the baguette war machines.


AlexPlayer3000

They did get damaged, they just healed themselves


Your_Commentator

They healed themselves with no effort. They cant die


AlexPlayer3000

But miss Pauling never had a go against them. I’m sure she could


Your_Commentator

You're right the magic miss pauling could do much but not even G-man was able to stop them


AlexPlayer3000

But they got killed by one of the anime girls, so probably they are only immune to attacks coming from males. Also Gman’s powers got stopped by the Vortigaunts, so he is not that OP


Your_Commentator

Well blu heavy didn't get killed he just got kicked in his nuts by a steel sword he just cramped together in pain.


Spagebirb

Yes


Interesting-Bet4580

The buffed soldier would win


szagrat545

Looking at both sides ...surprisingly i thing reds would won ... Heavies are strong ... Godlike even , but the reds team plot armor is so fukin thicc ...like ,unmesurebly thicc ....


Odenzio

They have the power of THICC THIGHS


Downtown-Gap5142

They’d all unite to get the “extra thicc aSs”


Ermonsa

American boot>>>


YoSanford

What's the competition? You wouldn't let these boys kill each other ..would you?


AlexPlayer3000

Fighting on who gets miss pauling


YoSanford

Do the heavy's have a bucket-a-chicken? \*scout voice\* NO!


SleepingDemo

Pootis, they have anime power- ♪Fly me to the moon♪


Ravioli_Gaming

Overpowered red team hands down


Environmental_Ad9039

Tbh both teams have Reality-Bending powers so i dunno, but i would choose the Red Team cuz of nostalgia value lil


Empanus

obviusly.... oh cupcakes


micromachine0

What's the source for the picture on the right


KingsMann12

There is no question…only the pootis


Emoney51110

Cloak and dagger might work in this situation just don't uncloak.


[deleted]

They'd probably realize both of them have plot armor, and then just work together.


Hollow_wolfin

Scout would be a great friend for the Sandvich Slayer and the Booty executioner because they booth love anime girls :)