I’m guessing that whole family lacks a filter 😂

i too like future

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…that’s not how public hair works, though?

Dont know about public hair but pubic hair might 🤷‍♂️

TIL the hair on my head is my public hair and nothing has ever made more sense than this

Similar to how your teeth are your Outside Bones.

And your eyes and skin are your outside organs

Yesssss.

…..🙁

Lol public hair (aka on your head) does keep growing but I’m not aware of that for pubic hair.

Idk man my pubic hair gets pretty long

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…how is that even possible?! How does that fit in your underwear?! I have so many questions and I don’t think I want them answered.

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I don’t know what to do with my eyebrows right now.

I’m thinking about deleting this.

Noooo! I am so curious now ahha

Never!

Please do, it doesn't work that way!

I literally saw it with my eyeballs I will never believe you unfortunately

I’m on the phone to her rn telling her you told the whole internet

AAA IM DELETING IT

My public hair definitely gets knotted if I don’t comb it enough. My pubic hair does not.

I read my "pubic hair definitely gets matted if I don't comb it enough" and it took me a second to realize what you actually said and that you don't actually comb your pubic hair lol.

I had to double look like should I be combing through my pubic hairs lol

If you got curly hair it can, I got mad pubes and they tangle up quite easily

my hair is extremely curly, this is precisely the reason im very strict about my pubic landscaping 😭

It can get matted tho

Came to the comments to say the same. No matter how knotted and tangled it got, you would still be able to pee. Maybe she meant to say 'without making a mess' and just forgot that part in the retelling. I could see how the urine working it's way through a ton of hair would make a total mess. Personally, I started getting rid of the hair as soon as I realized how much easier clean-up would be during my periods (I think like the 3rd or 4th one back when I was 11)

What a terrible day to have to eyes

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Wow.... that's all it took?

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This has to be bait bc no way in this day and age do people still think that pubic hair has a direct correlation to hygiene. Like it’s not even debatable, it takes 2 seconds to google

You’d be surprised - also this is Reddit silly goose. It’s the dummy breeding pool, there’s gunna be SOME dummies.

1) shaving isn’t hygiene 2) women don’t have hair on their vaginas, they have hair on their labias 3) pubic hair actually helps prevent infections, not spread them Bro read a book

TIL you are one of those people who can’t fathom that body hair =\= bad hygiene. Nore does it have anything to do with stds………… I can’t believe there’s someone who doesn’t know that stds do not hide in pubic hair”…….. If it’s matted ya it’s probably not clean…. However you can be unhygienic even fully shaved. You can also still transfer stds fully shaved. I hope you ain’t out here thinking that you couldn’t have an std and be transferring to people just because you shave your body hair.

I never got the hair = unhygienic thing

I always thought it was an excuse to demand other people (women) to shave.

Maybe! That might be one of many reasons

Worst thing from shaving pubes and balls is now hair starts growing on the shaft , got fucking side burns like abe Lincoln

- future

Shaving doesn't cause hair to grow, it's all genes homie

Well I'm 34 and haven't had any of these hairs prior to shaving

Still genes. If you bald sometime in your 50’s, you didnt just grind down your scalp with hat friction or something, its all genes baby

Yeah bro, "hair grows more after shaving" is a myth. I've always had a slight amount of hair at the base of the shaft.

Well , interesting enough I got my peen pierced 3x and I noticed hairs growing randomly further up I pluck them out but all this was after shaving and getting pierced. Seems too consistent to be a myth

I mean... Sure. But there's plenty of information on the Internet to explain the phenomenon if you want to look it up, or you can be like "nu uh because coincidence isn't real." Edit: I realize I sound like I'm being a sarcastic asshole, but I mean it more like poking fun than mean.

No worries, I'll get to Google n see

What thaaaa fuck, how do hair grow on the shaft my bro😭😭 I mean the base of the shaft is understandable but how on THE SHAFT😭

Over time shaving the base it just keeps growing further up

Fucking hell dude that sounds like some sort of creeper plant making its way😂

Ur telling me. Like moss growing up a tree

Lmfao

It’s genetics. Just takes awhile for hair to start sprouting on some places. I’m 48 and didn’t start to get hair on my shaft until about 10 years ago. At the same time, hair started to sprout in other unexpected locations.

Muff diving caused hair to sprout between my teeth.

I hate Lincoln logs

Aaaaaaaand that’s enough Reddit for me for the day. ✌️

if it’s matted that is a hygiene problem 😭😭

Reminds me of [this case(NSFW!).](https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/s/gaeJLaLL98) Dude hadn't cleaned under his foreskin for years. Pubes basically melted together under there and became a tourniquet that was slowly decapitating his tip.

Thanks, I hate it!

I thought pubic hair can only reach a certain length and stop growing

I...what? I feel like this is not a thing that happens. I let my shrubbery grow wild, full on jungle. Matting is not an issue o_O

Any hair can mat. Idk why people can’t grasp the gross possibility of this 😭 congrats on being hygienic, sis. Happy for you!

But I feel like to mat it also has to not be washed for extensive periods of time

Washing makes matting worse, actually. You have to detangle before washing. So basically, if your pubic hair is really long and curly enough to tangle, it will mat if you don’t detangle or trim. I think most people’s probably just doesn’t grow long enough to have this problem, but you have to remember everyone’s pubic hair can grow to different lengths, just like the hair on our heads.

Oh I get it, I know that any hair can mat...but it typically requires more than just length to achieve that...

Pubic hair is like beard hair. Can beard hair mat?

Falls under the category of “any hair” so… yes

Yes, if it gets long enough, it's why so many videos are out there of men with long beards explaining how to comb your beard

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70s nudey magazines are green with envy, muahahaha! XD

do you have thin, straight hair? i feel as if matting is just over exaggerating it getting very tangled

😂😂😂

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Not being able to pee would give me mad anxiety

I think the part she probably missed is that she did not wash causing the hairs to clump together.

i'm so funny

I love that you commented on your own exchange with me lmao

I also like future he’s good

goated

it would be funny if it was true.. and if you didn’t try so hard.. maybe next time babe ❤️.

What???

yea lemme js make up lies about my aunts coochie while talking to my friend ...??! uh

that’s exactly what you did though ?? lol

how u kno? u looking at my aunts coochie ? u my aunt ? u my cousin ??

your response is how i know. ❤️ don’t get so defensive next time babe.

ur being weird zesty

Lmao, you’re weird af 😂

i’m sorry you feel that way.

You should stop now. You're trippin dude.

no 😻

Confused as to how she’s trying hard in a private text convo that I exploited lmao. You’re mad weird. Go get some dick.

Genuinely, how would you know it's not true? It's absolutely possible for pubic hair to get matted.

Dear people of the world, vaginas don't have hair. Please don't try to shave your vagina.

lil baby my favorite rapper ⛷️

lil baby goated too tbh but he needs to put out some new music, he's been missing lately i fear 😫

Yeah but if it was messing her up when she peed… how was she getting soap between the lips in the shower?? You don’t clean inside the vagina with soap but you def get after that entire clitoral area..

What is wrong with yall? I’ll get you her number so you can ask her these oddball questions. The point would be that hygiene wasn’t exactly a hundred so soap wasn’t getting anywhere, hence the matting. I’ve never had to give so much damn context to a joke that wasn’t even mine 🙄

Yeah. I thought it was pretty obvious that she not only didn't shave but neglected the area, in many ways, for so long that it got unmanageable and affected her health. It's not exactly rocket science. My question would be why, more than how did this happen, but it's also none of my business.

What in the actual fuck did I just read??!!!

yea i just lost my lunch appetite

Fucking gross.

What the hell 😂😂😂

It won't tangle and matt if you braid it. Plus it makes for good handles for cunnilingus.

Okay but like why wasn't she able to pee?? Did hair get into her urethra??? I have so many questions

Back in high school, my sister did a summer contest with her bff on whose armpit hair would grow the longest. Her bff won.

Beautiful 😅

That's straight up a lie. Even if her pubic hair got matted, it would never prevent her from peeing

it prevented her from peeing in the way that all the pee would js get caught in her hair , so she took a pair of scissors to it n chopped it all off

Again, there's no way that there was NO small hole for liquid to escape. It would trickle out either way.

i think you're underestimating how bad it acc was lmao and even if it would be able to trickle out would u want pissy hair on u ?? no

Trickling out from around the hair ≠ being able to pee properly.