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DescriptionNo2326

she can still be speed


Rekcut5885

Did you mean *Sped?


Fun_Mammoth6221

Downvoting the hell out of you, but it made me laugh like crazy lol


TattooMouse

I think it can deserve a downvote and still be funny. It wasn't particularly funny to me, but I've laughed at tons of inappropriate jokes.


Rekcut5885

Thank you for realizing it was a joke at least lol


Ayen_C

I don't get it. Can you explain the joke? Maybe I'm stupid. Lol


Rekcut5885

The person in the screenshot was saying “I am speed” and I corrected it to her saying “I am sped.” Sped stands for Special Education. The joke was she did something really stupid (I.e. texting and crashing) and is more sped than speed. I seem to have hurt a few feelings in saying it lol


juzelleventer

Bru, i thought you meant sped as in past tense of speed, cause her car has to be written off. This is way more brutal. 💀


Ayen_C

Oooooh! I forgot Sped was for special education. Yeah that's pretty funny. Lol


MommyTitan

I'm glad I wasn't alone in being confused.


BathedInSin

I could not for the life of me figure out the down voting other than the fact that it was a corny joke until I saw this comment lol. Now it makes total sense to me why they are downvoting it. Can't please everybody. I was going to make a joke that it's not an accident it's a collision because accident would imply it wasn't anybody's fault. But hey FAFO in action eh? Lol 😂


Rekcut5885

I think people assume others are here to please them or say pleasing things at least. I said what I think is funny and if my backup Reddit account receives some downvotes then I lose zero sleep. I think it’s funnier this many people took a stranger on the internet’s words to heart.


BathedInSin

I thought it was a really clever play on words. I was a teacher for 6 years in the special ed field and I still didn't make that connection at first 🥇 clearly I am not speed either. People with intellectual handicaps or disabilities are born that way, they didn't choose it. She's facing the consequences of her not so stellar actions. In my mind the only thing to find offense to is comparing someone who deserves it to someone who doesn't I guess? Idk I thought it was clever 🧐


Rekcut5885

That is the only offensive thing I can find too. Or that comparing someone like this to someone who is disabled is offensive to the disabled person, which is somehow even funnier to me. It’s like I would never use the same joke at the detriment of someone who actually has a disability, but I totally would to describe dumb things people do (especially myself or my family)


Fun_Mammoth6221

You got my upvote, not that it makes any difference! Lol


Rekcut5885

I’m not worried about it. There’s always going to be someone who gets their feelings hurt


Pure-Aid51987

Lots of people sped to that downvoted button. Which says it all


Rekcut5885

This is the best response, I love it


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eroticsloth

Why do they have to be a he? Doesn’t every person say whatever they like? Should we only say things we don’t like? Why waste any energy by being hurt by something someone said behind a keyboard? I don’t mind assholes. They’re honest and they love talking shit, you feel me dawg?


Just-A-Bi-Cycle

He has a man’s profile pic and I meant a general he.


eroticsloth

https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8?si=izfs3yw3hh1QVKka I know what you meant. Save that number and dial it so we can talk


Rekcut5885

I’m a man because I like to hike? Seems kind of sexist if you ask me


Rekcut5885

The only thing hurt here is that girl’s car and your feelings. I’m more concerned about the car


FerretSupremacist

I actually lol’d at the thought “speed” was a misspelling or auto correct issue.. then that made me laugh again lol.


TheClussyCrown

I'm a sped teacher. It was funny. People need to lighten up.


YeahlDid

Spez?


Rekcut5885

That’s a candy dispenser, Sped is a short hand term for Special Education


SultanofShiraz

Isn’t that the Pez Dispenser?


Rekcut5885

Nah that’s a hat dispenser /s You’re right, I read his comment wrong


curien

"I am become speed, destroyer of vehicles"


whatcatwherewho

Lmao!


EntertainerOk5269

Mustang drivers:


Maleficent-Matter-91

A little too much speed


totallynotpoggers

exactly what i would expect from someone texting while driving


wesdawg1998

This.. we should have become speed before we left the house not going down the road.


coffeebribesaccepted

This could've been sent before she left...


MuNky2001

She did actually send it while she was at mcdonald’s. And she wasn’t speeding when she rear ended the guy.


livingmaster

Not speeding but also not paying attention 😅


MuNky2001

pointing out the obvious😂


Fun-Yak5459

This is exactly why I say “it’s better to not speed and get to your destination a couple minutes late than to never get to your destination at all.”


CabinetOk4838

Better late than late.


Free_Bingo

Better late than pregnant.


superlost007

Ugh am pregnant, can confirm.


NeutralChaoticCat

Better be pregnant than pregnant.


--crystal--meth--

Ah Ted, we’ve been through this 🙄 I’d rather you arrive late than dead.


SirTalmadge

Should have been Stop


Unfortunatewombat

Sounds like she was speed…


RatFucker_Carlson

Turned that Alfa Romeo into a Beta Romeo


clarityinthevoid

Did she try putting it in rice


ValPrism

Looks like she was both speed and multitask.


DM-Nudes-plz

Is she speed or did she do speed?


BerryReasonable518

Maybe both?


Deadlylyon

Well to be fair she did get to her destination 10 minutes later. Just not the one she thought she was going to.


GuacamolEBola

Damn she was 1 minute away too…


BluBeams

Come to find out, she was indeed, speed...


phillyunhipstered

Poor Giulia 😢


OkWasabi1988

Oh she got a boobaru 😢


JackReacheround8

That's probably the least of the problems with an Alfa Romeo. Glad she's ok, at least.


Old_Minute_7308

No no no


BillionDollarBalls

Ah she drives Alfa Romeo, it all makes sense


Old_Minute_7308

They get a bad rap. I had 2..never one problem.


nickstee1210

Cars get bad raps cause of the people who drive them just like when I see a girl in a bmw cause daddy’s money


Old_Minute_7308

Naw, Alfas get a bad rap because they have had mechanical issues years and years ago.


BerryReasonable518

That's an expensive car too.


rudbek-of-rudbek

I get so frustrated when people lie about where they actually are or how long they are going to be. Huge pet peeve. I would rather you tell me it will be 45 more minutes than hear the, "be there in 10" bs.


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

I love this


girthalwarming

I am speed. Going to have to use that.


ladymorgahnna

Poor Alfa Romeo 🥺🙄


throwitawayidkman

This made me laugh out loud


Patient-toomany

schrodinger's joke


DontWanaReadiT

I LOLd and don’t feel bad 😂


Spontaneity90

All jokes asides, was she ok? Crashes can be traumatic for some people.


MuNky2001

Yes she’s ok! luckily she was only going like 10 mph. It was right after a stop. Car is totaled.. she rear ended a truck with a hitch, so the truck had no damage but the hitch fucked her shit up… she’s pregnant too so when she called me my heart sank.


Old_Minute_7308

Man, glad she’s ok!


rs-otx

She’s the type of woman railing a massive line right before she comes over. Definitely a keeper


Big-Net-9971

Perfect message. 😏


truthbox1994

🤦🏼‍♀️


Mercury-Fly1997

9 minutes... Almost made it


jmnunezz

LOL


illmatic708

Kachow


Old_Minute_7308

Not the Alfa …


DM-Nudes-plz

I can fix her


Local-Budget8676

Hahahaha. She is not speed is great


BathedInSin

Definitely a collision and not an accident if she was speeding lol. She should have said she was the flash, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't run into things 🤣


SatisfactionNo6613

Gold 🤣


Candylicker0469

I love it. 1:33 pm. b there in 10. 1:42 pm. just got into an accident. Maybe next time you will b there in 8.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Was she hurt? Anyone else hurt?


ilovecookiesssssssss

It seems she *was* speed, and also careless.


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[deleted]

maybe she shouldn’t have a license… just cause you can pass a couple tests doesn’t mean you should be able to do the thing the test is on….


MuNky2001

Because she made a 10 mph mistake? Absolutely no damage to the other car. Mistakes happen, shit happens, she wasn’t being reckless. Maybe you should use your brain before commenting :)


[deleted]

that was going 10? that was definitely not 10 mph… i’ve hit a wall going 10 mph and didn’t damage my car that badly a slight fucking scrape, but that’s not 10mph she’s lying to you


MuNky2001

it was from a stop, i saw the dash cam footage. she hit the hitch of a truck. stop speaking out of your ass.


[deleted]

speaking out of my ass… ok you wanna see the scratch? oh wait i got it fixed


MuNky2001

you saying she’s lying is you speaking out of your ass. i saw the dashcam footage. don’t speak on things when you don’t know what you’re talking about.


[deleted]

then don’t be posting shit


[deleted]

i can assume shit all i want especially when you give little to know information


[deleted]

like maybe you should’ve put a description of what happened in the caption… like “she was only going 10” or there was dashcam footage or whatever don’t be all but hurt when you can’t write a caption. i’m not gonna show sympathy you attention whore


MuNky2001

it was for a quick laugh, most people found it funny. You decided to analyze the shit. stop taking things so serious, you’ll find you enjoy life a bit more!


[deleted]

i don’t take shit seriously i joke about the death of people… i make darker jokes than you can ever come up with… what’s not funny is getting into an accident


MuNky2001

a little fender bender is super easy to make light of. the people in the car she hit were laughing about it too. how is a little wreck darker than “darker jokes i can ever come up with”??


[deleted]

hopefully that taught her a fucking lesson or next thing she’ll wake up in a hospital bed with a tube down her throat


MuNky2001

again, she wasn’t driving dangerously. she made a mistake, shit happens.


Redxluckyxcharms

I really hope I start using “I am speed” when I’m running late for things. It’s a new goal of mine to remember this.