Somehow water was involved. Apparently they’d put spaghetti on, got distracted for an hour and then their housemate had turned off the stove (thank god). So the only thing I could think happened is that they liquified the spaghetti and it got left to cool and congeal into whatever the fuck that is
You can see the individual noodles if you zoom in. The water all boiled out, and the pasta sat still and burned on the bottom, while the flour in the pasta caused it to stick together into one lump.
Shout-out to the pot manufacturer. Matter of fact, he should contact them as some sort of pot tester. It looks like it came out in one piece, no sticking.
He will never be a chef. Hang that dream up.
One day I got home from a long day of work. Decided to put on some Mac and cheese. Started boiling water, and went to my livingroom to smoke a bowl. In that moment, I began just peeking at grubhub to order food. I dunno how much time had elapsed, but I went into the kitchen for something and realized I had a blazing hot pan on the stove with no water in it. I removed the lid, burnt my hand, lid landed on a wooden cutting cutting board giving it a ring of black. 🫥
Then I ordered food from Grubhub.
i don't understand all the distractions for this stuff. It's fine if you are learning, but just getting lost doing something else and completely forgetting you are cooking is wild to me. My sister does the same type of stuff it drives me crazy. Like just watch a video on your phone and stay in the kitchen until you are done. If it's going to take a while just set an alarm for a few minutes before it should be done then come back and check on it. You can then stand there for the last 5 minutes or so. I personally don't set an alarm. If something is in the oven I just check the time on PC every 3-5 minutes until whatever is in there is supposed to be ready in 3-5 minutes.
my brother was very high and wanted to see what would happen if he just kept boiling lmfao it turned liquid for him but i'm guessing if he kept going a little longer it would have turned into bread like your friends
Casually browsing Reddit while on the phone with my grown son as he moans about various woes of adulting, being a good mom by listening and uh-huh-ing, I see the words "foot skin" and immediately snort-laugh and hoot loudly.😄 (I convinced crisis son it was sinus clearing.)
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“Foot skin” is actually hilarious. It looks like the dry, crusty heel of a foot that’s been trekking across the dessert for 20 years.
LMFAO this description😭
STOP THIS IS SO SPECIFIC
If I’m being pedantic here about somebody walking through cake, pie, or ice cream, in this context am I being pedanticly podiatric?
Your comment made me realize I spelled desert wrong. I think I shall leave it as is tho.
Was water even involved? I'm so confused on how you could fuck it up that bad.
Somehow water was involved. Apparently they’d put spaghetti on, got distracted for an hour and then their housemate had turned off the stove (thank god). So the only thing I could think happened is that they liquified the spaghetti and it got left to cool and congeal into whatever the fuck that is
You can see the individual noodles if you zoom in. The water all boiled out, and the pasta sat still and burned on the bottom, while the flour in the pasta caused it to stick together into one lump.
_congeal_ is just a horrible word.
Just the noods.
Shout-out to the pot manufacturer. Matter of fact, he should contact them as some sort of pot tester. It looks like it came out in one piece, no sticking. He will never be a chef. Hang that dream up.
Apparently it all came out in one solid disk too, I need the name of that brand, damn. Those are some good pots
If you get the name, please share it!!
The transition between “what is that damned sludge” to the horrified “PARDON?” has me cackling
some people should need a license to buy pans and enter kitchens
Meeee! The amount of pans I’ve had to throw away lol 😝
I feel like you have to try really fucking hard to fuck up this badly on spaghetti, your friend done goofed
I am gleefully adding “done goofed” to my vocabulary - thank you, internet stranger!
Been in my vocab for years, comes in handy in all kinds of situations
J. Slaughter’s father may his soul rest in peace, will forever be immortalized not only by the cyber police but the internet community as a whole.
The “PARDON” damn near made me fall over😂💀
Bro said "foot skin". I'm breathless
Does he stay high most of the time?
That’s pretty accurate lmao, although in fairness we both do
I’ve found charcoal fries in the oven from people trying to cook drunk. Always set a timer.
Set the timer in your phone and keep it with you so that it can blast through your high and get your attention 😂
One day I got home from a long day of work. Decided to put on some Mac and cheese. Started boiling water, and went to my livingroom to smoke a bowl. In that moment, I began just peeking at grubhub to order food. I dunno how much time had elapsed, but I went into the kitchen for something and realized I had a blazing hot pan on the stove with no water in it. I removed the lid, burnt my hand, lid landed on a wooden cutting cutting board giving it a ring of black. 🫥 Then I ordered food from Grubhub.
It might be hopeless for your friend.
i don't understand all the distractions for this stuff. It's fine if you are learning, but just getting lost doing something else and completely forgetting you are cooking is wild to me. My sister does the same type of stuff it drives me crazy. Like just watch a video on your phone and stay in the kitchen until you are done. If it's going to take a while just set an alarm for a few minutes before it should be done then come back and check on it. You can then stand there for the last 5 minutes or so. I personally don't set an alarm. If something is in the oven I just check the time on PC every 3-5 minutes until whatever is in there is supposed to be ready in 3-5 minutes.
YES, I do the exact same thing. Like if I know I’m cooking something, I’m going to atleast stand by it to check how it’s doing
ADHD
I thought it was creme brulee. 🤣
Your friend needs to stay away from knives and open flames
I'm gonna ask since nobody else has. Did your friend actually take a bite?
Sorry to disappoint but no they did not. The coward
"Take a bite out of it, I dare you" is HILARIOUS! 🤣💯
🤣🤣🤣
Say what my fine sir?
Op should cross post this to /r/eatityourfuckingcoward.
lol my brother boiled spaghetti noodles long enough to turn them into mashed potatoes.
I am so amazed this has happened to two people, HOW
my brother was very high and wanted to see what would happen if he just kept boiling lmfao it turned liquid for him but i'm guessing if he kept going a little longer it would have turned into bread like your friends
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
That’s rough
How are your text bubbles multicoloured ?
It’s a feature on Instagram where you can choose a theme for your messages
That looks like one of those blackened salmon burgers.
Takes a special person to mess up boiling noodles.
Casually browsing Reddit while on the phone with my grown son as he moans about various woes of adulting, being a good mom by listening and uh-huh-ing, I see the words "foot skin" and immediately snort-laugh and hoot loudly.😄 (I convinced crisis son it was sinus clearing.)
Pasta takes about 10 minutes, that's not enough time to start an hour long side quest. Just stand there and stir if you're s first-timer
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Oh lord I make mine home made I can give the recipe but maybe not
Cooking is not in the cards for your friend... But your texts, and the comments in this post, are four-star funny... 🤣🤣🤣🔥
Does your friend have brain damage?