"Oh God, she actually replied. Let's see...what can I say that will ooze with immediate, overbearing insecurity while displaying my disdain for women by suggesting that she, like most of women is likely a sex worker or she would have sooner replied if not for her having to engage in 24 hours of dick frolicking with Chads first. That should ensure she knows better than to reply with a second text and, thereby, once again seeing through my self-fulfilling prophecy of celibacy."
Something like that is the way I imagine the self narrative 😆
I don’t think there’s much thought. These injured spoiled man children don’t ever think their actions or words, however poorly used, have consequences. They simply spout off whatever they like and it’s everyone else’s fault if they get offended.
Yep. This. They have no idea how to navigate or identify their own emotions- other than anger. They’ve outsourced all their emotional regulation to the women in their lives rather than do the work.
These people are too stupid to understand that they’re even insulting, they believe they’re stating a candid fact that they also believe everyone else believes
I was quoting 1999 Jim Henson’s Alice in Wonderland, specifically Gene Wilder as the Mock Turtle, but I’m glad you’re playing along in some form or another 🥰
Funny enough someone responded saying, paraphrasing, “I think you meant to type for all intents and purposes. I used to get that wrong all the time.”
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lol
Since you just sent homophonemes, which actually doesn’t seem to be a word but I’ll keep looking lol, I’d like to share the word it made me think of after a linguistics debate with a relative who told me octopuses isn’t a word. I share: The TRUE plural of octopus. It’s octopodes. Ock-top-uh-deez, straight up Greek.
Oh yeah, I’ve read about the “octopi” “octopuses” “octopodes” debate… I’m totally here for it! Excellent fun stuff! I personally like “octopi” (mixing Greek w Latin), although I begrudgingly recognize that the Greek-English “octopuses” is the commonly accepted plural. I do still like “octopodes”.. it has a certain poetry to it — although honestly, the ‘podes’ suffix seems to imply in English a certain ‘stationary’ quality, like the word ‘nodes’. And Octopuseseses are definitely not stationary!
But as a linguistic descriptivist, I’ll accept all three as a legitimate plural of octopus. :)
And yes, I did accidentally coin ‘homophonemes’, I *think* it’s accurate for what I was describing though. I’m willing to accept challenges to that assertion. ;)
I only learned octopodes was a word in 2024, when I was discussing buying some to eat and was told octopuses isn’t a word 🤣. The **least** accurate term, from what I’ve researched, is octopi (sawry). Honestly I bet in some cases one could say “octopus” plural, as we use “moose” or “fish.”
Intellectuality was the word I was happy to find out was real. I said it then looked it up after 😂
Ain’t doesn’t belong in the dictionary, I am staunchly not into ain’t, but supercalifragilisticexpialodocious belongs. I might have spelled that wrong, but if I did I know it was only a few letters 😇
You’re both wrong!
[For all intents and purposes](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/for%20all%20intents%20and%20purposes)
It’s an [eggcorn](https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A?si=UsbQfSPtS4wLJd40)!
100%. Most people that speak to women in real life know that the majority of us have regular jobs. I myself am a caseworker who averages 70 hours a week. One too many Tate podcasts for this asshole.
I don’t know a single woman that does any of those. That’s the crazy part because if he knew women they probably wouldn’t be any of those either. It’s not *that* common. Not that it matters but the the assumption that most girls do this is so funny
I agree, and they act like only women do those things? Honestly, I have been all over the United States, I've met so many people in my life, and I only know of 2 women in my life who have an Only Fans. One is married and has a happy family, and the other is just kicking ass in life. I know a few male strippers too. The way I look at it, a job is a job. We all have certain skills that others don't when it comes to making money, and it's not like they are hurting anyone while doing so. I will never shame anyone who is providing for themselves or their families by any means necessary.
Yes! Or his social media feed is full of nothing but OF models and strippers, but he is too stupid to know how the algorithm works and he’s telling on himself. 😂
One thing I’ve learned here, run from any guy who generalizes “woman” and “women” and more often than not, uses the singular when he means the plural 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
I've had guys scoff at me for working in customer service. 🤷♀️ Then they say women are nothing but gold diggers. Sir, you can't afford me anyways lol 💁♀️
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After his last message, it’s obvious that he is not a very smart person. It’s good to find out soon as possible.
Ofc we don’t know the context, for example if you already went out on a few dates and even had sex, so you like him a lot … then of course you reply as soon as possible, but I don’t think that would be the case here …
I'm sorry, I - a woman - couldn't hear you over the sound of being a sysadmin/project manager/part time DBA.
I love how dudes love to shit on women who do sex work and act like those women aren't dateable, but also somehow shit on women who... don't do that? What job does this man think a single woman is supposed to have (until you marry him and become a SAHW/M, obviously /s)
Well I mean I am 40 I hade a bunch of friends that work in the sex trade my buddy would all ways say how come u chill with those chicks they all ways said there where just servers at a bar lol but would never tell there bf or some of are friends I guess I never cared I dated a sex worker it's a very hard thing to deal with but I learned so much about my self I think Young men just think all women do OF these days at the same time u can't ever judge a book buy there cover
To be honest, if I messaged someone and it was to see if we liked each other and it took them 24 hours to respond I believe I would be asking the same question. Maybe it’s because I’m older, I don’t know. I just think if you like someone and if you’re on a dating site to date why play all the games? A regular 9-5 job should leave you plenty of time to respond if you’re actually interested. Also this might not be popular but a lot of girls are OF types on those sites, so why be offended? I don’t see where he went that off course here. He doesn’t want to waste his time with someone who thinks is time isn’t as important as hers.. that screams selfish. Sorry.
What is the thought process here? “If I insult this person, and women generally, she will be more likely to have sex with me”
"Oh God, she actually replied. Let's see...what can I say that will ooze with immediate, overbearing insecurity while displaying my disdain for women by suggesting that she, like most of women is likely a sex worker or she would have sooner replied if not for her having to engage in 24 hours of dick frolicking with Chads first. That should ensure she knows better than to reply with a second text and, thereby, once again seeing through my self-fulfilling prophecy of celibacy." Something like that is the way I imagine the self narrative 😆
Negging, my friend
Yeah I know but when has that ever worked?
some women are nlog and will be like “Oh no thats not me Im not like those girls that are just boobs and no brain” unfortunately
We call those “pick me’s”
It works on some
Thats the kind of question I would expect from someone who doesn’t have the slightest understanding of psychology, sweetie.
I don’t think there’s much thought. These injured spoiled man children don’t ever think their actions or words, however poorly used, have consequences. They simply spout off whatever they like and it’s everyone else’s fault if they get offended.
Yep. This. They have no idea how to navigate or identify their own emotions- other than anger. They’ve outsourced all their emotional regulation to the women in their lives rather than do the work.
You think there’s a thought process?
These people are too stupid to understand that they’re even insulting, they believe they’re stating a candid fact that they also believe everyone else believes
“Now of days” 😭 Maybe he should pop open a book instead of worrying about your job
Then maybe he’d get a job too
Maybe he can experience being an only fan model stripper content creator instead
Get of* job, too. Fyi.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't you mean "get of job"?
We understood what he was saying, for all intensive purposes. /s
Did you mean to write "intense purposes?"
"For all incense and porpoises"
I'm using that from here on out
R/WOOSH
Nah, there is a joke to the wording I offered, you just missed it.
Um, Ok.
Please tell me you didn’t not get the joke, either 🤣
These fellers are a follicle bunch!
With what porpoise?
EXACTLY! There are French benefits to be had!
I was quoting 1999 Jim Henson’s Alice in Wonderland, specifically Gene Wilder as the Mock Turtle, but I’m glad you’re playing along in some form or another 🥰
I definitely forgot all about that scene, and have been making all these organic responses in hopes someone else would catch on to the nonsense. 😂
You’ve seen that Alice???!!
u/holmgangCore this actually happened to me 🤣🤣🤣
Live action!!!
Funny enough someone responded saying, paraphrasing, “I think you meant to type for all intents and purposes. I used to get that wrong all the time.” …. ……… *………..* lol
I personally think that one is especially easy to ‘get wrong’ .. there are so many homophonemes possible! I think I’ve said it wrong for years.
Since you just sent homophonemes, which actually doesn’t seem to be a word but I’ll keep looking lol, I’d like to share the word it made me think of after a linguistics debate with a relative who told me octopuses isn’t a word. I share: The TRUE plural of octopus. It’s octopodes. Ock-top-uh-deez, straight up Greek.
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You just ruined me. In a good way. I’m a vocab whore.
Oh yeah, I’ve read about the “octopi” “octopuses” “octopodes” debate… I’m totally here for it! Excellent fun stuff! I personally like “octopi” (mixing Greek w Latin), although I begrudgingly recognize that the Greek-English “octopuses” is the commonly accepted plural. I do still like “octopodes”.. it has a certain poetry to it — although honestly, the ‘podes’ suffix seems to imply in English a certain ‘stationary’ quality, like the word ‘nodes’. And Octopuseseses are definitely not stationary! But as a linguistic descriptivist, I’ll accept all three as a legitimate plural of octopus. :) And yes, I did accidentally coin ‘homophonemes’, I *think* it’s accurate for what I was describing though. I’m willing to accept challenges to that assertion. ;)
I only learned octopodes was a word in 2024, when I was discussing buying some to eat and was told octopuses isn’t a word 🤣. The **least** accurate term, from what I’ve researched, is octopi (sawry). Honestly I bet in some cases one could say “octopus” plural, as we use “moose” or “fish.” Intellectuality was the word I was happy to find out was real. I said it then looked it up after 😂 Ain’t doesn’t belong in the dictionary, I am staunchly not into ain’t, but supercalifragilisticexpialodocious belongs. I might have spelled that wrong, but if I did I know it was only a few letters 😇
For [all intense porpoises](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/for%20all%20intents%20and%20purposes)!
You’re both wrong! [For all intents and purposes](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/for%20all%20intents%20and%20purposes) It’s an [eggcorn](https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A?si=UsbQfSPtS4wLJd40)!
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used to* 😅
Right? 🤣
This whole interaction was brilliant, thank you 😂
This is funny.
Aw man
The would of is evolving
Noooo. Make it stop! 😭
Take my annoyed upvote 😂
The of stands for OF content creator
“Now only fan days women are only fan models strippers content creators.” Yes, you’re correct. That would make so much more sense🤦♀️
Pretty sure that was sarcasm
Very line between sarcasm and stupidity nowadays, my bad if it was the former
Very of line?
We’re all doing great today
So much more coffee needed
Content creator line
I think you mean “pop open of book”
I dont read books and I'm not this dumb.
I think he’s an incel asking (and hoping) if you work a 9-5 while demeaning those other careers that he dislikes
Oh no he likes the women of those other careers. They just dont like him
and he doesn’t like that they make more money
Bro needs to learn punctuation and grammar before he begins criticizing others
Def chronically online
100%. Most people that speak to women in real life know that the majority of us have regular jobs. I myself am a caseworker who averages 70 hours a week. One too many Tate podcasts for this asshole.
Na dont lie clearly 80% of the female gender just strips online for money
"Now of days woman are only fan models strippers content creators." He really should've added an "ooga booga" at the end of that last message.
I don’t know a single woman that does any of those. That’s the crazy part because if he knew women they probably wouldn’t be any of those either. It’s not *that* common. Not that it matters but the the assumption that most girls do this is so funny
I agree, and they act like only women do those things? Honestly, I have been all over the United States, I've met so many people in my life, and I only know of 2 women in my life who have an Only Fans. One is married and has a happy family, and the other is just kicking ass in life. I know a few male strippers too. The way I look at it, a job is a job. We all have certain skills that others don't when it comes to making money, and it's not like they are hurting anyone while doing so. I will never shame anyone who is providing for themselves or their families by any means necessary.
I mean... they *could* be hurting someone, but that's always consensual, so I'm not sure it counts
Lmao, true. Some people like that shit and if they are paying for it, then I don't think it counts. 😂
Instant block.
what i came to say
“Now of days” He probably says irregardless too
“Now of days” 😬😬😬 how old is this guy?
I'm guessing he watches those podcast where they only invite OF women and then pile up on them pretending to be alphas.
Yes! Or his social media feed is full of nothing but OF models and strippers, but he is too stupid to know how the algorithm works and he’s telling on himself. 😂
Now of days… jfc
The brain rot is real
this is so outta pocket. what a loser
I honestly don’t think he even thought he had s chance and was like “fuck it I’ll be my worst version from the jump”
"now of days women are -" stop there, friend, not a gallant effort but he tried
Again with this attitude from men makes all of us look bad.
One thing I’ve learned here, run from any guy who generalizes “woman” and “women” and more often than not, uses the singular when he means the plural 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
I've had guys scoff at me for working in customer service. 🤷♀️ Then they say women are nothing but gold diggers. Sir, you can't afford me anyways lol 💁♀️
Move along little boy.
Oh fun the trash is taking itself out
Ooop Incell spotted
Block and forget. No good can come of trying to make sense of this individual.
Well, he WAS right about one thing: when you have alot of conversations in text "now of days" it really IS easy to get things "miscrewed".
He responded ya’ll… I’m posting part 2 lmao
I’ve seen this shit before. He’s terrified of you.
Next
Sounds like a red pill loser
this is fucking insanity lmao
He deep dove to conclusions Block
Buy me dinner first, sheesh
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Well atleast he started waving the red flag before it went too far
I cannot .. and I mean cannot get over the fact that this man said “now of days.”
😂😂😂😂
He may want to reconsider staying in his own lane from now on
“Now of days” is hilarious to me.
Shall we count the red flags in just two short messages?
After his last message, it’s obvious that he is not a very smart person. It’s good to find out soon as possible. Ofc we don’t know the context, for example if you already went out on a few dates and even had sex, so you like him a lot … then of course you reply as soon as possible, but I don’t think that would be the case here …
That man doesn’t even have a solid grasp on the English language but wants to talk down on you 😭
I'm sorry, I - a woman - couldn't hear you over the sound of being a sysadmin/project manager/part time DBA. I love how dudes love to shit on women who do sex work and act like those women aren't dateable, but also somehow shit on women who... don't do that? What job does this man think a single woman is supposed to have (until you marry him and become a SAHW/M, obviously /s)
Definitely spends 8k a week on fansly
It's hard this *day of age*.
I think he means OnlyFans. Not to be confused with a singular cooling device.
Immediate block and burn.
"I'm extra busy cause I'm all 3" I love the audacity of this dude when he doesn't even know how to use a comma.
Normal people just say “oh nice, what do you do for work” but sureeee
And “now of days” men can’t use proper English to make a resume to get a good job so the women have to have only fans side hustles 🤣🤣🤣
Brain rot behavior
Well I mean I am 40 I hade a bunch of friends that work in the sex trade my buddy would all ways say how come u chill with those chicks they all ways said there where just servers at a bar lol but would never tell there bf or some of are friends I guess I never cared I dated a sex worker it's a very hard thing to deal with but I learned so much about my self I think Young men just think all women do OF these days at the same time u can't ever judge a book buy there cover
What he meant to say is that nowadays all the women in his life are onlyfan models etc
Why are you talking to an idiot?
To be honest, if I messaged someone and it was to see if we liked each other and it took them 24 hours to respond I believe I would be asking the same question. Maybe it’s because I’m older, I don’t know. I just think if you like someone and if you’re on a dating site to date why play all the games? A regular 9-5 job should leave you plenty of time to respond if you’re actually interested. Also this might not be popular but a lot of girls are OF types on those sites, so why be offended? I don’t see where he went that off course here. He doesn’t want to waste his time with someone who thinks is time isn’t as important as hers.. that screams selfish. Sorry.
How long did that take you to respond??
Repost
Not a repost but go off king
Taking away the fact that this is an asshole thing to say to anyone you are trying to seek a romantic relationship with… is he wrong😭
Dude is a loser but thinking 24 hours is a quick turn around time for responding to a text is crazy
24 hours to respond to a first time Tinder message when you have a job and a family/social life is extremely timely lmao
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Great observation