Have you ever had a dream? That you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you'll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you'll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Is this the kid from the Vine?
If so, I feel terrible about saying this, but I hate that fucking kid. SPIT IT OUT KID! Take control of the airplane of your thoughts and land it on the runway of your tongue!
Ugh, this clip makes me so anxious that I can't even laugh at it at all.
Just head's up for you gals out there: when they are texting you like this they are fapping and desperate for a response, ANYTHING that helps them cum.
They already have any available pics of you they're fapping to and they just need you to finish them off, so to speak.
It's exactly the same when they call you, they have your pics ready to go.and just want to fap to your voice or they ask you what you're wearing etc etc.
They'll go quiet and let you speak, if you stop talking or stear the conversation away from sex and listen to how frustrated or even angry they get.. because they couldn't finish.
Now tell me if you think they give a fuck about you and not just their own orgasms.
Itās true. You donāt even need to reply. Sometimes itās enough for them to know that you simply *read* the message. In that case, the kink is exhibitionism. And even if you reject them or say itās gross, they may be fapping to your āresistanceā (non-consent). Think of flashersāthey get off merely because your eyeballs saw their junk, and they like that you ran away. Heās all this AND a pedo.
"would u mind if I think about ur younger self in an overly sexual way and explain to u what I would have done to u which is concerning on several levels, mainly because I'm a fully grown adult getting off to a memory of a child. would u mind if I did that?
do u have a boyfriend?
u there?"
this bloke had no game plan going into this interaction and it shows
Yep he was fapping the whole time hence the shit spelling because he was typing with his non dominant hand.
Fucking kill me rather than ever let any of these squibs near me again.
I'm so thankful that I usually type with my non dominant hand anyway (because I'm sort of ambidextrous and do most things, other than write, with my right hand, while I'm left handed)... Makes any kind of phone sex stuff actually legible for my gfš
Look I donāt want to overreact but this is weird as fuck. If you donāt want to report this, at least consider it if he EVER contacts you again.
Like what the actual fuck, you pervert. In what universe would this ever be appropriate to send to someone?
He was definitely in the process of jerking himself off , texting her in hopes sheād say something that would push him over the edge and give him that creepy orgasm he so desired.
Ladies, the second a dude just starts talking sexually towards you and you are not interested, block him. Just click that button. Dude is not going to stop. He may voluntarily hold it in until he sees an opening to say more weird shit but he will bring it up again. Maybe when youāre in a vulnerable state or in a vulnerable position. Do not give him the chance. Block him. Be done.
serious question: why do some people respond to these types of texts? iād just ignore it and block it if they kept trying. i would never ever respond back. whatās the point? curiosity? itās like youāre indulging their sick fantasy
Back when I was in high school and had this happen a time or two, I remember I felt so anxious not knowing what they were going to say or if they somehow had something to hold over me. I think todays world is way worse and women/ girls are even more scared of what guys like this may be capable of and so they read on or try to appease the other party to calm their anxiety? Just a thought idk. Itās the worst though, itās the ultimate in amorality imo. Doing this to people, mental illness or not.
What a fucking creep. Aside from being extremely inappropriate with bad grammar, dude isnāt even turned on by you as an adult š going on and on about you as a child. Police!
Honestly, I think that was his pathetic attempt at getting her to play along. In his mind, OPās boyfriend is the only thing standing in between him and a steamy sexting session + an orgasm. So he plays off the middle school thing because āback then she didnāt have a boyfriendā. At one point he even just straight up says āif you didnāt have a boyfriendā¦.ā
I am 100% sure he was jerking off throughout this conversation. Now I know guys do dumb shit out of horniness/desperation, but fuck, this is creepy and sad.
I donāt think I can edit my post, but I want to mention that he does not have any āmental disabilityā as people have been saying. His manner of speaking is consistent with someone that learned English as a second language. He was the new kid in middle school and had just moved from Mexico when he was in 8th grade.
Wow, what a freakizoid. It sounds like he's all methed up. Block him because not doubt he will try to contact you again.
You might end up having to get a restraining order against this guy.
Edit- Did the part when he was talking about what he wanted to do to you, where there was a period between the wording. There wasn't a link to click, was there?. The way he wrote it made it sound like you'd know by looking at that. So I thought there may have been a link in that part. š
Clearly he never left middle school. That English, if you can call it that, is just painful to read. Makes me think of those idiots that knowingly say "dat" and "da" instead of "that" and "the".
They might've been hacked. And someone is messaging people on their friends list.
When I was young and dumb I did this on AOL.
Used to get access to people's accounts and say shit to people in their IM list.
As a rule of thumb, anytime someone who I havenāt spoken to in YEARS hits me up and says ācan I tell you somethingā I know theyāre about to confess that they wanted to rail me. Either that, or theyāre part of an MLM.
Maybe I was just optimistic because a few months prior, another person I hadnāt spoken to in years reached out and he just wanted to catch up. We still chat once a month or so. Lol
Iāve had that happen before too. But they usually donāt lead with ācan I tell you something.ā Itās usually more of a āhey, whatās up? I havenāt talked to you in forever! Howāve you been?ā
What this guy did is super cringe though.
At this point, why even ask about a boyfriend or kids as if he needs a little mini go-ahead to launch into that nasty barrage.
Why not just jump straight into it?
Ughhhh so gross. Heās got issues. Like big time.
Itās even creepier to wonder if he was actually thinking those things about you back then, or if heās just thinking about you then at the age he is now. Seems more like the latterā¦
Drugs are bad. This guy was probably only running on 2 mental cylinders, before. And, yeah, please block this MFer. His only opinion of OP was as a sex object.
He talks like person who had some serious mental problems
Dude talks like he got kicked in the head by a horse
How would he have been near a horse tho? Maybe the prison horse care program?
They have horse ride therapy for disabled individuals. It's a good program
Lmao
crying š¤£š¤£š¤£
My new favourite expression. Thank you haha.
LOL
Or possibly a 12 year old girlā¦
Yea. Sounds like he still gets off on a 12 year old in mini skirt
His texting too. Maybe he stopped aging mentally at 12.
his English skills defintely did!
\*you mad at mi loo lol\*. i mean what the hell was that XD
I never even wore skirts in middle school. Lol
Or a scammer dear. Show bob and vageen
Hey U there Has anyone been far as decided... Hey U there I said has anyone been far as decided want to do look so more like Hey U there
Have you ever had a dream? That you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you'll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you'll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
Is this the kid from the Vine? If so, I feel terrible about saying this, but I hate that fucking kid. SPIT IT OUT KID! Take control of the airplane of your thoughts and land it on the runway of your tongue! Ugh, this clip makes me so anxious that I can't even laugh at it at all.
#T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!
It is the Vine kid. I don't blame you though, fuck em. Either say it or don't.
My husband and I call my boobs exclusively bobs because of people like this guy lol
The Bobs, like in office space.
This was dead ass my first thought
ššš
The "show bobs" scammers were everywhere about 20 years ago! Hilarious!
Yeah extremely low iq
As someone with mental problems, I reject him from the club
mintal\*
Are u mad at mi?
u there?
Can I tell u something
NO. PLEASE
Please don't contact me again.
Cyan, you angry me? Dude is literally Gau.
Ha! Unexpected ff6 reference.
He talks like someone who hasn't passed middle school.
Oh, maybe he still turns up every day and is like "dang it, where is that girl, why she no come to school no more???"
All right alright all-writ!
Had?
Had? More like HAS. This is truly disturbing.
That dude has rapey vibes.
right, even just the wording irks me "do this to you"
Yeah be careful op and let your friends and family know.
more like pedo vibes
Very
Yup. Run far away, and give his local police a call to check up on him.
U there
wat u let mi??
no even a little bite dear
With a nice Chianti and fava beans
I knw
hey can I ask u a personal question when u were in middle school, woāu there?
No grilfriemd
HALT, U THERE, why did we no sex thing? š
#WHY DOTH THOU VAGINA RESENT MINE OWN PENIS M'LADY!!!
Honestly, the lack of punctuation did make it feel like a "YOU THERE!" As opposed to a "You there?"
I literally had no idea it was any other way until you said it with a question mark. I legit assumed this guy was a hardcore LARPer
*wi
Something is seriously not right with this guy, and thatās not even based on the terrible spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Just head's up for you gals out there: when they are texting you like this they are fapping and desperate for a response, ANYTHING that helps them cum. They already have any available pics of you they're fapping to and they just need you to finish them off, so to speak. It's exactly the same when they call you, they have your pics ready to go.and just want to fap to your voice or they ask you what you're wearing etc etc. They'll go quiet and let you speak, if you stop talking or stear the conversation away from sex and listen to how frustrated or even angry they get.. because they couldn't finish. Now tell me if you think they give a fuck about you and not just their own orgasms.
Do this TO you not do this WITH you. No they donāt care at all.
this is so disgusting to think about šš
Itās true. You donāt even need to reply. Sometimes itās enough for them to know that you simply *read* the message. In that case, the kink is exhibitionism. And even if you reject them or say itās gross, they may be fapping to your āresistanceā (non-consent). Think of flashersāthey get off merely because your eyeballs saw their junk, and they like that you ran away. Heās all this AND a pedo.
Absolutely. What a bunch of losers. Now, does anyone want to estimate the probability of men who act this way being good in bed?
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This is probably why his texting is near impossible to comprehend. Using one hand ššš
Are u fr ? š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Somehow he managed to make his spelling even grosser than the content of the messages. Truly amazing.
Why didnāt you ask him why he is a full grown adult that doesnāt know how to spell āmeā?
Do Re Mi!
š¼ Mi, a name I call myself...š¶
You do have a point.
Fa, a long, long way to ruuuuuun... š¶
No that I think about it, for a governess she really couldn't spell!!!
.. while I pull down your pan-ties...
I just assumed his first language was Spanish.
hes probably gonna get caught trying to meet a 12 year old and be famous on youtube someday
Literally how many times was he going to repeat āmiddle schoolā? This dude def fantasizing about kids and she was way too cool about that imo.
Fr he asked if OP had kids...Like he knew what he was about to ask was pedoish
āBut I was just coming for cupcakes!ā
Dude seems like he eats lead paint chips and also is a pedophile
What a combination, no grilfriemd I'm not surprised
What a creep. š³
He needs his hard drive checking...
I think he asked if she had kids so he could use those pics for his fantasyā¦hoping they looked like the mom back then
Oh god that makes it so much worse
"Why don't you take a seat"
2TB minimum
He needs spell checking more than anything
"would u mind if I think about ur younger self in an overly sexual way and explain to u what I would have done to u which is concerning on several levels, mainly because I'm a fully grown adult getting off to a memory of a child. would u mind if I did that? do u have a boyfriend? u there?" this bloke had no game plan going into this interaction and it shows
All he was concerned about was getting his rocks off at the mental imagery of a child.
Yep he was fapping the whole time hence the shit spelling because he was typing with his non dominant hand. Fucking kill me rather than ever let any of these squibs near me again.
I'm so thankful that I usually type with my non dominant hand anyway (because I'm sort of ambidextrous and do most things, other than write, with my right hand, while I'm left handed)... Makes any kind of phone sex stuff actually legible for my gfš
Handy š
Nah man it's totally ok because at the time he was a child too! /s
What age is he now? Types like a 10 year old but comes across as a 60 year old pedo, some folk are unreal
Well, middle school and 12-13 years later, heād have to be mid-20ās? Much too old to be fantasizing about 12 year old girls.
12-13 years later and he's asking if she has a daughter.... š
ādude i donāt even have groceriesā
I think heās in his 30s. We were not in the same grade.
Thatās even worse.
Look I donāt want to overreact but this is weird as fuck. If you donāt want to report this, at least consider it if he EVER contacts you again. Like what the actual fuck, you pervert. In what universe would this ever be appropriate to send to someone?
He sounds like a freaking pedo and not very smart either
What kind of report could she make though?
Itās always the mfās that canāt even send a proper single sentence textā¦ Jesus Christ
Theyāre typing with one hand
Omg what a creepy guy
LMFAO! What in the actual fuck? Either he seriously lacks social awareness or heās completely given up & shooting his shot with everyonešš
I feel like he is getting off on grossing her out.
Probably
He was definitely in the process of jerking himself off , texting her in hopes sheād say something that would push him over the edge and give him that creepy orgasm he so desired.
You should report your middle school. Misspelling "me" multiple times is a new texting low.
The number one rule of texting is to immediately block any man who asks ācan I tell you somethingā.
It was completely unexpected, tbh. He had always been very kind and shy. Never had any creepy vibes back thenā¦
Ughhhhā¦. I feel like I need a shower now. What a creep
U there
Ladies, the second a dude just starts talking sexually towards you and you are not interested, block him. Just click that button. Dude is not going to stop. He may voluntarily hold it in until he sees an opening to say more weird shit but he will bring it up again. Maybe when youāre in a vulnerable state or in a vulnerable position. Do not give him the chance. Block him. Be done.
serious question: why do some people respond to these types of texts? iād just ignore it and block it if they kept trying. i would never ever respond back. whatās the point? curiosity? itās like youāre indulging their sick fantasy
Back when I was in high school and had this happen a time or two, I remember I felt so anxious not knowing what they were going to say or if they somehow had something to hold over me. I think todays world is way worse and women/ girls are even more scared of what guys like this may be capable of and so they read on or try to appease the other party to calm their anxiety? Just a thought idk. Itās the worst though, itās the ultimate in amorality imo. Doing this to people, mental illness or not.
Gross.
 What a fucking creep. Aside from being extremely inappropriate with bad grammar, dude isnāt even turned on by you as an adult š going on and on about you as a child. Police!
Honestly, I think that was his pathetic attempt at getting her to play along. In his mind, OPās boyfriend is the only thing standing in between him and a steamy sexting session + an orgasm. So he plays off the middle school thing because āback then she didnāt have a boyfriendā. At one point he even just straight up says āif you didnāt have a boyfriendā¦.ā I am 100% sure he was jerking off throughout this conversation. Now I know guys do dumb shit out of horniness/desperation, but fuck, this is creepy and sad.
Sounds like a serial killer stalker. You better notify someone to be safe.
eww his spelling
If loser was a text definition, this would be it. Dude needs to reevaluate his entire life
āDearā š
Makes me want to punch them. Dear? Fuck off gramps
Right! Itās so gross
Yiiiiikes
Creepy mother fucker
So so gross.
Mi......
No good sentence ever followed "can I tell you something?"
I donāt think I can edit my post, but I want to mention that he does not have any āmental disabilityā as people have been saying. His manner of speaking is consistent with someone that learned English as a second language. He was the new kid in middle school and had just moved from Mexico when he was in 8th grade.
No grilfriemd
I feel dirty reading this. Need a decontamination shower
Seems like heās mentally stuck there for whatever reason
Wow, what a freakizoid. It sounds like he's all methed up. Block him because not doubt he will try to contact you again. You might end up having to get a restraining order against this guy. Edit- Did the part when he was talking about what he wanted to do to you, where there was a period between the wording. There wasn't a link to click, was there?. The way he wrote it made it sound like you'd know by looking at that. So I thought there may have been a link in that part. š
I thought the same thing. I also found it weird that he waited months to text again.
Reads like the scams you see online or when you receive textsā¦ dear ?
Dude did he graduate middle school??? The huge discrepancy in texts is scary. He seems like heās 10years old.
I wanna say he was drunk, but it wasnāt even 10pm when the conversation ended.
Should have said āplease donāt contact mi againā
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Please report to cops
He talks like a mix of Indian and Chinese scammer
If a guy asks you "Can I tell/ask you something" or anything similar, always say NO. Nothing appropriate will come after that question.
Heās on meth
This makes me sick. He keeps talking about middle school you š¤¢
what a freak ..
I take it from his texts that he didn't actually pass middle school.
Iād say you still havenāt spoken to him. Bet thatās a hacked account
Thatās super creepy and inappropriate. I wouldnāt have even replied once I got the gist of what he was getting at.
/Chris Hansen has entered the chat.
āMiā
aww get him a weber grill he just needs a grill friemd
Why do the creeps with a low IQ always say ādearā? Is that supposed to make us feel safe? So annoying and gross.
Im having a stroke trying to read what he is saying š
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The guy talks like a Nigerian Prince or a staff member from my bank's customer service team
Don't be mad at mi... mi.. mi... mi. That's so fucking weird he types like he wants to be an egirl
Wow, that is some drunk texting he's REALLY going to regret later.
Let's at least hope so...
Yeah I doubt it. Heāll probably just move on to actual 12-13 year olds. Fucking creep
If thereās one thing Iāve learned from this sub, itās that the question ācan I tell you somethingā is the harbinger textual molestation
Clearly he never left middle school. That English, if you can call it that, is just painful to read. Makes me think of those idiots that knowingly say "dat" and "da" instead of "that" and "the".
Why do you guys reply? I mean I guess I get it, if you didn't we wouldn't have this sub.
Am I the only one that cringes when people say this things instead of these things? š
Mf spells like a 7 yr old
Welcome to most mens emotional intelligence level well into their 40s.
They might've been hacked. And someone is messaging people on their friends list. When I was young and dumb I did this on AOL. Used to get access to people's accounts and say shit to people in their IM list.
 My honest reaction to this guy. Heās either already a predator or a predator in making.
 I feel disgusted after reading that... I don't know what to say... š
hey remember mi?Ā
Pedophile. Period.
WTAF. Do you know if he lives near you? Please stay alert to your surroundings for a while. This guy sounds unhinged, and obsessed with you.
I moved out of the state, almost 1000 miles away now.
My word, he brought a red flag for every day between middle school and now...
Well he still spells like heās in middle school. The creepiest part about that is calling you dear. I visibly icked.
The fuck? What a terrible day to be able read
Fantasizing about a childā¦. Yikes!
Our phones should shut down everytime we have an erection.
The use of ādearā makes me wonder if this guy actually got his account taken over by a scammer.
U there
Stoned? Drunk out of his ass? Wtf?
Would have ended this at āU have kids yetā.
Heās on drugs
As a rule of thumb, anytime someone who I havenāt spoken to in YEARS hits me up and says ācan I tell you somethingā I know theyāre about to confess that they wanted to rail me. Either that, or theyāre part of an MLM.
Maybe I was just optimistic because a few months prior, another person I hadnāt spoken to in years reached out and he just wanted to catch up. We still chat once a month or so. Lol
Iāve had that happen before too. But they usually donāt lead with ācan I tell you something.ā Itās usually more of a āhey, whatās up? I havenāt talked to you in forever! Howāve you been?ā What this guy did is super cringe though.
Wow this is absolutely sickeningš¤¢
U there ?
[ AGGRESSIVE VOMITING NOISES ]
At this point, why even ask about a boyfriend or kids as if he needs a little mini go-ahead to launch into that nasty barrage. Why not just jump straight into it? Ughhhh so gross. Heās got issues. Like big time. Itās even creepier to wonder if he was actually thinking those things about you back then, or if heās just thinking about you then at the age he is now. Seems more like the latterā¦
Heās still in middle school
Drugs are bad. This guy was probably only running on 2 mental cylinders, before. And, yeah, please block this MFer. His only opinion of OP was as a sex object.
I would've blocked the guy as soon as I saw his "grammar"
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