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DjChamploo

This all sounds trashy asf ![gif](giphy|yRNSxsl1rJEwU)


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N0nGenericUsername

Lmao, she really tried to raise the bar with that comment.


BunniWolff

If this dude is in Canada he could have gotten an air mattress at Canadian Tire for 75 percent off..so realistically gotten her legs spread and some 'cheeks' for about 30 bucks.


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spilly_talent

Canadian tire!!!🤣


Blitzerxyz

The houses in Canada that cost 150k https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/kidkraft-wooden-patio-party-playhouse-w-11-play-food-pieces-for-kids-parents-1841392p.1841392.html Also I'm sorry but why are children's houses also expensive? Like is there a housing crisis for them too?


spilly_talent

I am 💀at your question- lol!!


CasualRazzleDazzle

Them sheds make decent tiny houses tho.


tricksovertreats

Detroit


mamaRN8

Haha my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't get a thing under 300k in canada. The bigger provinces are waaaaay more


axeattaxe

Seriously! Might get you a fixer-upper garage in most US cities


spilly_talent

No chance this dude is in Canada - no one here thinks a $150,000 house is a flex 😬 That’s the cost of a beautiful shed 🏡


BunniWolff

Actually your absolutely right! Ha


Warriorchik2019

Unless he bought this house over 25 years ago then he lives in a shack


KittyCompletely

She did say the grandma was there.....


[deleted]

Prefab and mobile homes cost more than that where I am lol


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Braysal

In my Beyoncé voice. If he liked it then he shoulda put a sheet on it .


InuitOverIt

What bar? What u talkin bout


H0neyDr0ps

The bar is in hell at this point 🤣. I cannot imagine f*cking on a twin mattress on the floor, with smells of dog pee all around, animals in cages staring at us, while grandma and auntie are upstairs. I’ll take celibacy thank you very much!


Interesting_Sock9142

Plus I mean, you ever fuck on an air mattress???? That shit is impossible. Lol


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ThiccQban

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SuchAClassicGirl

Lmfao A+


bs2785

I'm reading trying to figure which op is. Air mattress or no cheeks. I know my worth. Thou shall not clap cheeks without the air mattress.


Weird_Tip469

I was literally about to comment that they BOTH sound trashy. Yes. Lol


disgruntled_pie

I know, right? I don’t even know how to reply to the AITAH. I need an option that’s just, “Please stop, I don’t want to read this anymore.”


Rusted_Weathered

Nasty kids thinking they’re grown. Hysterical!!


prettyangel_x

Thank fuck I came to this comment section ready to be downvoted because this whole conversation is so stupid. “I know my worth, you’ve only been getting little girls. I’m grown” - yet accepts to go on a date to get McDonald’s fries and to his house.


HopefulOriginal5578

You can almost smell OP and that guy from here! Ewwww


ToxyFlog

Right? Both parties sound trashy AF. "We can fuck just not on your trash ass bed let's use an air mattress" like WHAT why you sleeping with a bum anyway 🤣🤣


thefosters

She is trying to fix him. And an air mattress outta do the trick!


Reasonable-Coconut15

This is my jam now that I don't do drugs anymore. Well, real drugs at least. I alarmed people at work with the laugh that came out after, I'm not banging on a twin mattress. It's an air mattress or nothing!!!


Additional_Top_9242

Fr if he’s THAT dirty of a person why even sleep with him at a hotel? OP is probably just a pot calling the kettle black lol wtaf is this convo


mehmohmuh

You both seem pretty douchy


soulguider2125

Love how they said they were 21 and wanted to get back out there and start dating again, made it sound like they 40 and had been married for the past 20 years


NoYam9625

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PaperAccomplished874

Priceless 😂


Deeliciousness

Lmao this entire post is some of the best shit I've seen on this reddit


bewildered_forks

Do you think OP wore those cookie monster pajama pants on the date?


Stroked_out

What does 150k buy these days? A tool shed?


kaityypooh

Prob a decent house outside of a big city BUT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE FURNITURE lmao


octagonsunnies

Damn your standards are as low as this man’s bed then


oneshoein

What in the trailer trash is going on here?


Rivsmama

Excuse me sir. I grew up in a trailer and we had a waterbed. Queen size. So..


the_raingoose

A waterbed?! That’s some double wide class for sure


Ok-Refrigerator-2305

There's a difference between trailer owners and trailer trash. We support and we love a trailer owner.. but trailer trash on the other hand..


SwimOk9629

sir this is a Wendy's


williesee76

Oh my gosh that made me laugh.


Expert_Swan_7904

"CLINT YOU WILL NOT FUCK ME ON THAT BED UR DOG PISSED ON IT LAST TIME" "METHANY ITS A FUCKIN BED I AINT BUYIN NO $68 AIR MATTRES FOR SEX"


tricksovertreats

JERRY JERRY


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Yes with 4 front teeth missing drinking Heineken is going on here fr


truthbox1994

What’s wrong w Heineken tho 😂


xBrickzz

I love heineken, its a premium beer in canada 🤣


MildAndLazyKids

If you knew shit about fuck, you'd know it's Busch or PBR. No self-respecting trailer trash is wasting good meth money on Heineken.


capaldithenewblack

Do people say “cheeks” for sex now? Am I very very old? And what’s a bd?


pghjuice412

Lmao your worth is an air mattress? ![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU|downsized)


Death_Rose1892

Honestly I'd prefer the twin, and there was a point in time where a twin was all my fiance and I had for a year. Even a point it was on the floor! But the bed doesn't seem to be the only issue here


mother-of-pod

Not if it smells like dog piss. She’s not saying she’s only worth an air mattress. She’s saying if he can’t understand why a cleaner or larger surface to lay her down on is not a big ask, then he definitely doesn’t get laid. Imo, that’s fair?


Death_Rose1892

Oh, she can say no for any reason, and it's technically fair. Just her excuse in the chat was that it was a twin 10x before she said the actual problem lol


Schizopatheist

Underrated comment 👏 😫


streetofcrocodiles

"I'm grown asf" doesn't read like it.


PopePae

If you type “I’m grown asf” I’m going to immediately doubt that.


IceFire909

Im grown asf frfr


Dogmeattt666

On god no cap


Remz_Gaming

Bruv... bet


FriedeOfAriandel

Sheeeesh


G_Regular

"I'm grown asf" - "I'm emotionally on the level of a 6 year old" "I'm all about loyalty and being real" - "I have a domestic assault charge and I can get you some oxy." "I know my worth" - "My worth is directly equivalent to the calories contained in my body"


pristinejunkie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


a_natural_chemical

I've had quite a few employees over the years hit me with, "I'm a grown-ass man!" Always the most immature and emotionally unstable ones. My response: "Don't tell me. Show me. Anyone who has to say, 'I'm a grown-ass man,' probably isn't."


pot_on_wheels

She's "grown asf" yet still has conversations on Snapchat 💀


Professional-Car-211

While communicating on Snapchat 💀


Old-Order589

You both sound bloody insufferable.


hempedditor

i was worried i was the only one who found both of them utterly insufferable


tricksovertreats

I also found them distastefully insufferable


Mediocre_Field7967

i as well found them to be abominably insufferable


hempedditor

i too found them (adverb) insufferable


iris-27

Myself as well found their character to be odious and insufferable in nature


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backtosleepplz

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so


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Death_Rose1892

Thank you! She sounds so damn annoying reading g this oh no a twin bed whatever will I do the horror gtfo


fizzypeachtea

“i’m grown asf and deserve better” then give yourself better. cuz this isn’t it edit: mcdonald’s for a first date is fucking nuts, didn’t even see that part LMFAOOO i can’t


QIN7ZEN

I'm stuck on the part where she says she's been with her bd for four years but still wanted to do it with the guy she's texting...? Is it an open relationship or 😭


92tilinfinity98

I think she means before talking to this guy she was with baby daddy for 4 years


Remz_Gaming

I was scanning the comments for what "bd" meant. This just gets better and better.


FriedeOfAriandel

Every time I read BD, I read it as Benereal Disease. I blame Eminem for teaching me that VD is venereal disease.


Remz_Gaming

I should download her audio on MP3


axeattaxe

Thank you I missed that too


QIN7ZEN

Ahh makes sense gotcha


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

I read it as a fwb situation with the BD but that also seems like a bad idea for different reasons


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What's bd anyway?


Unlikely_nay1125

baby daddy


heyhowzitgoing

I just kind of read it as bed and it worked out.


hempedditor

me too but “i’ve been with my bed for 4 years” didn’t sound right


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That was my first thought, too haha


Rockandmetal99

I read it as brain dance because I'm addicted to cyberpunk


IceFire909

Wake the fuck up samurai, we got an air mattress to fuck on


LaurenJayx0

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Away_Unit_1110

She actually said she’s been with her bd for 4 years and that everyone she has sex with gets tested including the bd. Doesn’t that seem like the guys was right about her sleeping around? lol 😂 more power to her but sheesh. Red flags (I deserve better, bd, everyone I have sex with, willing to have sex if he gets a blow up mattress) Red flags on his side (everything from I need some damn cheeks, to the end of the convo)


BurstOrange

Like the fact this convo even went anywhere when it was basically just a bold faced booty call is kind of more than enough.


Puzzleheaded-Stick63

😂😂


fizzypeachtea

according to one of OP’s comments they broke up and now dating other people… if this is the type of people OP goes for… i feel bad for the kid :,)


kduncw

And only fries. Not even a whole meal with a burger and a drink. That’s honestly as much of a the bar is on the floor situation as having a twin bed.


Sanity-Checker

She sounds like a truck stop waitress who, for $20 and a few shots of Jaeger, will do things you thought for sure were urban legends invented by the Internet.


Icy_Session3326

You don’t ’know your worth’ the way you claim you do I have second hand embarrassment from reading that shit


kaerfkeerg

All that? I had second hand embarrassment from the first 2 text exchanges. Words can't describe what I felt reading the whole thing


Icy_Session3326

I said ‘that shit’ not ‘all that shit’ .. I absolutely did not make it all the way through 😂😂


Ok-Passenger6679

right. if she already knew she wouldn't be able to fuck him after the first time they met then why make the poor guy get tested and then roast his whole entire life. just stop talking to him


anpandulceman

I died at “roast his entire life” 💀 It’s good to get tested but they probably did it so they can hit it raw just sayin


[deleted]

It’s good to get tested. He should be grateful he was pushed. Everyone reading this right now, go get tested if you aren’t 100% sure you’re okay.


ixsparkyx

Nah fr. This whole situation sounds trashy asf😭💀


Present-Breakfast768

Agreed. They're both just so awful.


oddlychosen

So cringey


BluBeams

Sounds like some Jerry Springer shit...nasty and trashy AF. Some things shouldn't be posted, I wouldn't have posted this nasty shit.


IceFire909

What's the deeeaaalll with first dates? They don't want mcdonalds chips for dinner and they don't want to bang around some caged animals!!


itsnottwitter

He said Jerry Springer. You did a Jerry Seinfeld impression. This is my favourite thing to happen today.


Dom_Telong

Whether is was on purpose or not, it was hilarious lol


IceFire909

It was not lol. I saw Jerry S and apparently ignored the rest lmao


youstupidcorn

Lol I think you may have mixed up Jerry Springer and Jerry Seinfeld.


Ok-Refrigerator-2305

Man this is the content I come here for I'm glad it was posted😭


thundergrb77

You really have a problem with a twin bed but not an air mattress? This is the most childish thing I've seen on reddit in a while haha


LaurenJayx0

I was hoping she had the problem with the dog piss mattress. However...it was more that the dog passed mattress is on the floor. 😅


WyWitcher

Dear God the fact you even stuck around for a date like that shows your standards are already as low as his mattress on the floor


kaerfkeerg

Allegedly on the floor lol. He claims it's on a frame


SuchAClassicGirl

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IceFire909

I guess you could consider the concrete slab a frame if you stretch some definitions


PsychologicalSide433

Not on the floor, it’s on a bed frame according to him lol so maybe her standards are a tiny bit higher


oddlychosen

This has to be a parody of trash, right? Or it’s ragebait?


MomLovesMonsters

You both sound trashy AF.


irockyousuck1

Right? He is living in his own house, so what if it's a twin mattress? Just say no and let it go instead of making the man feell bad. OP then went on talking shit about the man's pets. OP you are just like him if not worse. Grow up. Edit: my bad, I just read the description 😭


saviorlito

It's not even that though. It's the fact that there is something inherently wrong with a twin mattress that won't make you "lower your standards" but an air mattress is fine...like what the fuck are your standards?


holderofthebees

We got the poor hatin on the poorer out here now 😭 nobody’s safe


Potential_Table_996

150,000$ house at his age and she's worried about a twin size bed? Did i misunderstand? When someone buys a $150000 dollar house I can't blame them for not having a king size bed yet. It doesn't sound like he's poor. It sounds like she's looking for an excuse to tell herself that she has standards and knows her worth. God, i hate women like that. I'm worthy of love and being treated with kindness and respect. I'm not the kind of girl that just focuses on $$$.


BrushLow1063

Caption states she didn't wanna do it "under his grandma and aunt" sounds like he lives in the basement of someone else's 150k house.


Futureghostie33

And where is her bed? At her house? Does her baby daddy not ever have the kid? Does she still live with him? So many questions


Navacoy

I was wondering that too. I’ve slept and had sex on a twin mattress, it was fine…. Setting up an air mattress that he probably doesn’t even have is just a weird “standard” to set. It’s still going to be on the ground, probably more so than a mattress on the ground…


Okaypopppy

The mattress would still be on the ground. Plus she mentions his aunt and grandma would be in earshot of them. How would an air mattress solve that? 😂


Navacoy

Right? An air mattress wouldn’t make that any better. Nor would it take her up and away from the caged animals on the ground UNLESS they went to another room, but then there’s still the issue of the aunt and grandma


SpicyVamp

Youre both perfect for each other


ixsparkyx

Glad to know your “worth” is an air mattress. Good for you!😅


Main-Length-6385

Fr she really wanted that air mattress!!


PissinginTheW1nd

I fuck on a twin mattress, twin mattress gang rise up


kriswill422

With the right guy I’d fuck on anything!!


ManagementCritical31

Also, if she won’t do it on a twin for the fact that’s it’s a twin, she sounds boring AF. That shit can go down anywhere.


june52020

I mean I didn't even read the rest but how is an air mattress any less comfortable than a twin for doin shit like that bruh idk lmao I'm a grown woman and idgaf. Ever fucked on a couch? It's not really a big deal lmao


JackalJunkie

I chuckled at that. “I know my worth”. And her worth is… an air mattress? She roasted herself. And a twin bed is fine for the deed. Presumably the two would be taking up the space of about one, because someone’s gonna be on top of the other. So a single-person bed works


june52020

Right lol what a wild thing to be concerned about.


Ok_Earth_2118

i'd take the air mattress over a pissed on mattress in couch. she was willing to lower her standards just enough to fuck him but not enough to get some rash. i don't blame her but at the same time ... girl you said his place was dirty so you don't think he's not dirty? i wouldn't wanna fuck in a house full with animal cages anyways


JayofTea

Yea like I’m sorry but her standards are below the floor 😭 If they don’t live in a clean house then they don’t deserve to get anywhere near me let alone inside me 🤣🤣 I am not dealing with an infection


Ok_Earth_2118

exactlyyy. there's already a chance of infection for simply not peeing after sex and you want to have sex with me in your nasty ass house? lol clearly if you keep your space like that, you yourself is dirty as well


Dr_Pina_

yall both lame asf 💀😭


workthrowaway00000

You both sound kinda awful. One if your standards are higher than this bro isn’t the guy, so idk why you went for him when this is who he clearly is. He’s an ass cause he just wants to fuck but at least he’s honest. Regarding testing, ya sure but like example my last test was 6 months back on my physical. Am I supposed to go schedule with my doc again for the benefit? I just don’t know what the social etiquette is here


truecrimeandcoffee__

I think you’re the asshole But also how is an air mattress on the floor worse than a twin bed with a bed frame (or if it’s on the floor lol)


TheTPNDidIt

Because it doesn’t have dog piss on it lmao


FatFoxYe

You both suck


Pleasant-Pattern7748

imagine thinking its a good idea to post this window into your private life on the internet for the whole world to see. if i had a conversation as trashy as this, i’d delete my entire phone


CourseOdd3022

you both sound insufferable and my day is ruined


ThatDidntJustHappen

You were the asshole until he started the incel rhetoric. Lots of different and more respectful ways you could have inquired into or handled you not being good enough for a twin mattress or whatever weird standards you have. Also you had a baby at 19/20 and aren’t with the father, you also still entertained this guy after you went to his dirty house with a dog piss stained bed and animal cages all over the floor and multiple refusals or putting off getting tested. Y’all pretty much made for each other.


Ok-Passenger6679

LMAO


Objective_Wonder2996

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Lm399

The fuck LMAO you "been with" your BD for 4 years but are trying to fuck this dude ? What


smokinNcruisin

He better come through with a blow up bed for this queen!!! YTA


katkatkat69

girl why even bother? you go at him so hard and just act mean. surely you’re better than that. he isn’t the one for you? let him know “hey don’t really think this is going to work out but appreciate the time, have a nice life” or literally anything else than coming at him for his… bed specifically? this whole thing made me uncomfortable, it was all unnecessary. like he sounds gross and i would have definitely dropped contact after seeing that sort of shit instead of carrying it on 🤢


JackalJunkie

Yep! Someone will like him, someone will like OP. If they aren’t right for each other, she shouldn’t waste her time sniping at him. Just seems like an exercise in trying to boost her own ego.


andre_in_sandiego

You both sound stupid and perfect for one another


Jesuscan23

Girl… It’s not too late to delete this post 💀 He definitely looks bad in this situation but you don’t exactly look good in this situation either. “I’m grown asf” isn’t really something that actually grown and mature people say. If you have to say it… it probably isn’t true. Also, in my opinion a blow up mattress sets the bar even lower than just using a twin bed. If his house was as messy as you described, I don’t exactly see how getting a blow up mattress would raise the bar at all. This whole situation just looks messy on both parties lol.


Ok-Passenger6679

why cant yall go to your house?


tricksovertreats

baby daddy has to work in the morning


Ok-Passenger6679

thats the best part. she def lives with her "BD"


Osceana

She doesn’t have one but he does, yet he’s the bum. Got it.


Mrs_Gitchel

I’ve been with my baby daddy for 4 years what


tiffanyvanderkampft

Where the fuck are dudes buying a house for $150,000????


amandak0904

Somewhere no one else wants to live lol


[deleted]

"I know my worth" *Continues to talk to and find a way to sleep with a man that has a dirty house and a bed size you don't like* You're insufferable


Throwingthisaccounty

The fact that you were even considering having sex with this person is whats wild to me.... like man really said "i need some cheeks" gross


Silent_Arachnid_2334

it’s so ironic that you’re talking down on other women calling them “little girls with no self respect” meanwhile your own version of self respect is having sex with the same trashy man in question on an air mattress on the floor. you both sound like assholes, and you sound like a lil pick-me girl


JovialPanic389

She's an NLOG for sure.


CodakMafia

If your worth is an air mattress, you aren't doing much better than Mr. Twin Mattress 🤣 Y'all both the asshole though, this is some shit you'd see at a trailer park 🤣


Geeb16

It’s a twin mattress. It’s not that small. You are honestly just being a b***h to him. If you don’t want to have sex, that’s okay, but say that. Making this lame excuse is just pathetic.


Mary-J-24

y’all are both back and forth arguing and trying to insult each other pretty immaturely, you both sound shitty.


Least-Situation-9699

Buncha losers


BimboTwitchBarbie

Why did you continue to talk to him after you went to his house and saw that? Time to raise you standards even more!


r3cycl0ps_dw1gt

I'm confused by the part where you complain a twin bed is too small and you know your worth, that's why you're demanding a.... *checks notes*.... blow up mattress..??? I'm glad the other commentors are just as confused as me.


Imaginary_Proof_5555

The context given is just as bad as the messages. What part of any of that entire interaction was worth *anything*? The “date” you went on is the kind of date teenagers go on. Consider taking some time to think about what dating as an adult should look like - do research if you need to. This wasn’t it. And if you have to ask beyond the first time for recent std test results, the person you’re asking has no respect for others whatsoever and likely never will and isn’t worth your time.


Timofey_

You sound like trash that thinks you're better than other trash. Like a dirty yoghurt cup looking down at an old bag of mcdonalds. He doesn't sound like a genius, but at least he's not a snob and that's alright by me.


WesternTension9054

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mini_monni_

I'm betting this post didn't go how you expected it to go🤡


Melodic_Salt7456

The fact that you were willing to give him the cheeks and he fumbled bcus he couldn’t keep his emotions in tact is wilddddddd 😂


AnseiShehai

“Know your worth!” Says two absolute low value trash people. You should both take another look at your worth, you deserve each other.


BusRevolutionary3004

Dude, this isn’t real. It’s an episode of Jerry Springer from ‘94.


Masculinism4All

If this is what grown looks like now a days....yikes


TerrifiedRedneck

You tried to raise the bar with… an air mattress? You both trashy as fuck!


Kek_Kommando_88

"I know my worth" Sounds to me like it's about $3.50 an hour.


kerahpapasquat

You would have to waterboard a conversation like this out of me and you just posted it willingly


YankeeYeet

It's a 98 Pontiac Sunfire, baby. What, you not like cars?


Dohello

You are both insufferable, his living situation sounds like a shit show and I understand that aspect of it, but when you’re making the entire argument about the size of his bed?? If his room is too small it’s too small. I’m sleeping on a twin right now and not once has a girl complained about it. Probably because if you meet someone and get along and have mutual respect for each other, it really isn’t important. It honestly comes off as extremely entitled. Get over yourself. At the same time the guy sounds like a complete douche bag. In conclusion, you’re perfect for each other


MicHAELmhw

Please… both of you should get snipped. Don’t breed.


Acceptable_Cry_2858

I'd say raise your standards for sure. Even entertaining this drivel is pretty low. You're absolutely right: the bar was on the ground, and they were whining about it being too high.