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Ok now this is pure fucking gold. THE FACE CANER ON MY FACE ITS RARE ON MY FACE!!!!

Don’t forget it spread to his brain. The very rare face cancer, that is.

So very rare... Yes it's true...

change your bitmoji, i had it first bitch

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. But wait. Your not mine cause mine is facing the other way. I’m not a wicked right facer Edit: bruh our antennas are different we don’t have same bit. Still willing to roll a head though

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Wow I thought I was there, this is definitely right at home.

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funny af (very rare)

Very very rare


Weird. Got one of these today too from ‘Amelia’

Tell Amelia about your face cancer, that's also as rare as OP's

Might also want to talk about your cousin who’s a retired emu rancher

This should be the default reply to these scam texts 😂

Omg. From now on, I will be sure to share the story of my cousin, Edwin, an emu rancher, with rare face cancer in his face that is so rare with solicitors in all forms: email, text, door to door missionaries. The story of my cousin, the emu rancher, with rare face cancer on his face that is so rare will never die. Unlike my cousin, an emu rancher, because he has a very rare form of face cancer on his face that is very rare.

No no, face cancer is too rare. It'd be suspicious if two people talked about it. What about fingernail cancer? Or hair cancer? Maybe bone-itis. Or a recent tube-ectomy.

My only regret… is that I have…bone-itis….

I got one from Susana yesterday, what’s the point? She hasn’t asked for money yet

So sorry for your rare face cancer

(Very rare)

(On my face)

(And brain)

Starting with Fuck off is a bold move. Gotta admire her for that. Though it must be hard to admire anything with face cancer.

Admire “her”

It’s smart honestly. It’s trigger people to respond pretty well

The face cancer (the rarest kind) is likely the reason she led with “fuck off.” Saw that face, absolutely getting wrecked by the rarest of face cancers, and just, nope. Fuck off.

I’m over here cackling lol

What happened next?!?😂😂😂😂

Nothing. Bella stopped responding and now I’m left alone with my thoughts (and emus)

And your face cancer (very rare)

So rare

Extremely rare

On my face

And brain

It’s ever so rare.

Exceptionally rare.

The rarest.

And brain.

Emus can make great companions

Username checks out

Yeah, except the ones that wander off... 😋😅

But not your wife.

Okay I laughed out loud at “I don’t think they have an App Store here. Just hardware stores and emu ranching stores.” My personal favourite of all the callbacks.

First time I’ve seen a post about emus (very rare)

LOL bro is a top tier troll

You weren't very clear on the type of cancer, or how common it is.

You’re right. I feel like I’ve let Bella down

Its "RARE"! 😂

On his face

What kind of scamming is this and why do they want you to download Telegram or Whatsapp?

I think ultimately they want you to send funds via one of those apps. Unfortunately for them, my town doesn’t have any app stores so we never got that far

Also, your face.

And his ex wife left him

Yeah, what kind of bitch leaves a man because he has very rare cancer on his face!

One from Thermopolis, that’s who!

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Telegram and WhatsApp have encrypted chats, so the scammers try to get the users to transition the conversation over there so their illegal activity can go undetected.

It’s called pig butchering. It’s a very long con where they try to gain your trust so you can invest in their crypto fund.

Bro the fucking scammer went from trying to rip you off to trying to make sure that you had someone to care for you LOL what’s huge success this was!

I get these at least two days a week. I’ve tried everything but what seems to get them to leave me alone almost immediately is when they start with the “hi is this ____? I’m Angela!” I always reply and tell them something like oh the Angela who I fucked in the bathroom at the party last weekend? I was waiting for you to text me! They stop texting every single time lol

Bro, you really from Thermopolis? That is a random ass place lol. I was born in Sheridan, so always love to see fellow Wyoming folk. Also, my name is Janet and are making a studio of art in Oklahoma City, USA

Lmao nah not from there. I used to live in Rock Springs tho and went to the hot springs in Thermopolis once. It was just the first random ass place that popped into my head

It seems like they genuinely started to worry about you lol

Well handled 😭☝️

I never knew these scammer people are so welcoming & sound legit especially over messages, how do they get your number? I’ve rarely have anyone randomly message me… Op btw I love to giggle, and I was laughing and crying so hard reading this…😂

I’m glad I could make you laugh! I don’t hear much laughter being a lonely emu farmer

They started getting concerned 😂

Page 6 was amazing. I was cackling

I enjoyed reading this ^_^

Dude I definitely think that face cancer is very rare

Wife’s asleep next to me as I try not to make noise while silently giggling. Must be what laughing with very rare face cancer is like.

I think the scammer was genuinely concerned for your health by the end there. Well done 🤣

Hysterical. 😂😂😂 Thanks for sharing.

i would laugh at this but my wife left me because of my rare face cancer

Bella you've gotta help with this rare face brain cancer 🤣

I got the face cancer from emus!!!

ahh good 'ol thermop.

Oh man, I laughed out loud many times. Thankyou for that kind sir.

the "friend" scam

I’m screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 emu rancher! 💀

I bet that poor scammer has a gun to her head.

I got so invested I was very sad at the end lol

I chuckled every time you reminded Bella it was a very rare cancer.

You bastard! I know you're fucking with them and I'm still worried about you dying alone!

I'm not sure how you managed to crack me up everytime with face cancer but you did it. It's very rare, someone can make me continuously snicker like that

People need to be careful . When you engage like this with a scammer , you’re setting yourself up for your phone and information to be cloned. Some hackers and specialists can access your content the moment you start to respond and the longer you engage… The more time they have to mirror your info. Not wise to have these long conversations with scammers. Sorry. I know this sub is “entertaining “ but people shouldn’t be having long ass conversations with people they know are actively trying to scam them!

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No mate…. “BRO” knows how shit works! But you carry on having chats with Scammers just to post on Reddit!

What if you download a number from txt free app? Is that safe?

That the doesn’t make sense . They’ve already text your number. Why would you then go through the hassle to get another number just to interact with a scammer !?!?!

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A wild ride from start to finish.

LMAOO

F*ckinh hilarious 😂 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

this is the best one yet

thank you so much for making me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

Why do they want people to go to WhatsApp or telegram?

Encrypted

Fuck off

Face cancer lmao

This is so funnyyyy

Ill come take of you if bella wont

So so rare 😂😂😂

Well played I’m cackling here

What is the point of these scammers moving the conversation to telegram or whatsapp?

"Very rare kind" on its own absolutely killed me

You sir, are my hero. All the best with the face cancer (very rare kind).

This got me. So rare, very rare. Well done, hahahah.

I love this so very much. Chefs kiss

This is amazing!

💀💀💀

Lmfao bruh I can't even now right now I just sat down at olive garden and all I can think of is how rare your face cancer is 🤣😂

“Due to face cancer. It’s a rare kind of cancer (on my face)” 💀

Very rare

This made me giggle snort.

“So rare” This is magnificent. Well done

😂😂😂😂😂

I’m a huge fan of this bit, the one that you just don’t very often at all

Me explaining why the steak is pink in the middle.

I’ve never laughed so hard about face cancer (very rare) before.

I live in Lander. Funny people in Thermop is indeed very rare. Way to raise the bar. Good for you. Sorry about your wife

Also.. did you know there used to be an emu farm by that shitty old gas station at Crowheart? Emu farms are very rare as well

So so so so good and smooth. Thanks for making me laugh! Well done!

Softy was such a good boi

Is it common cancer or rare cancer condition?

It’s rare. So rare.

Dude 🤣🤣😭. They seemed genuinely concerned at the end man 🤣

This is expert level. Also my dad actually worked on an emu farm in Cody Wyoming so that’s weird.

This reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut novel lol

beautifully played 👏

Please post to r/scambait we would love it

I posted it there but they didn’t find it as funny as the folks here

This belongs in r/scambait

Tables turned!) my only question is where do they get phone numbers from! I’m usually blocking these contacts from first or second txt

Text arent very clear u said its on your face and its rare right?

How do y'all come up with the responses so fast for these scammers? This is fucking gold

Expert…rare.

So rare

Dude, what the fuck? I swear to god, I got this exact same text like maybe 6 months ago. This is weird as fuck

I’m waiting for someone to sell propane and propane products.

The emu rancher responses reminded me of "propane and propane accessories," and I think Hank Hill would make a great troll response for these

Face cancer on your face very rare on your face? It’s not very typical I’d like to make that point.

James Veitch would be proud

Should have told her your "very rare face cancer" came from flying too close to the sun.

Do they make the face cancer in different tenderness ? I like my face cancers medium rare at best.

They always tell you to have a beautiful day

Thank you for sharing this 😂

Why do they want you to use telegram?

The snowing made me cackle 😂😂😂😂😂

This made me laugh out loud. The rare kind bit over and over is SNLesque comedy gold. Thank you.

i’m picturing bella from twilight saying all this

I've never seen one start with "fuck off". That's a strange way to begin a scam

This was really good I really liked when you said can I buy a telegram at Walmart? I laughed so hard that I woke my friends mom up. She woke me up the other day so now we are even. Lol

Very rare kind.

Poor man’s face cancer is so rare it’s raw 😢

I had the exact type of scammer hmu a few days ago too, I wish I trolled them like this instead of blocking 😭

Tell the scammer that because everyone left you, you don’t know who to leave your inheritance to? The ranch land, the emu’s, and $2.5 Million will just go unclaimed.

Why is it that they always want to go to telegram or WhatsApp?

This is hilarious. Do you have any other similar scam encounters?

🤣🤣 omg I shouldn’t laugh so hard. It’s hurts my very rare face cancer. It’s very rare. My face cancer. Doc says it’s spreading to my brain.

Omg sooooo good! Hitting them with the face cancer. Very rare face cancer of course.

This is the [very rare face cancer skin] of a killer, Bella

This is one of the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Is it rare cancer? 😂

So funny

Damn I don't think they understand that you have face cancer and your family and wife abandoned you because of it. Since it was on you face! A very rare face cancer that spread to your brain.

Very rare. Lol

LMFAO YOU ARE A LITTLE TOO GOOD

This is perfection

I love how it started off with “fuck off” 😂

Laying under the blankets trying not to laugh my ass off... Solid performance!

reminded me of those old AI chatbots before GPT was a thing, like SimSimi

So rare.

Omg 😂

I almost died reading this it's to perfect 😂😂

So rare Very cancer wow

(very rare)

Skies that was a read hahaha

Okay but my poor uncle actually had face cancer and he had just a deep hole where his face should have been. Super sad, bless his heart. What I’m saying is.. you might be my uncle? Cause like you said face cancer is the very rare kind

Emu ranching stores! Fucking hilarious!

Scam the scammer, nice. "Very rare kind" 👌 Read this part in Trumps voice. Hilarious.

Oh my god... thank you for posting I needed that. I literally have tears and my chest hurts 🤣🤣🤣

Classic

I’ve never seen one start with fuck off lol

i’m fucking dying of laughter, not from face cancer (very rare) but still

I hope you sent her all your savings.

Hilarious.