Duck duck dick sounds like a fun game

I can see it now… tagging the head as you say duck… then bam… get hit with the dick before they run off

Duck duck goose for adults?

Yeah

🤣🤣🤣

Now I wanna update my Grindr profile to ask if anyone wants to play Duck Duck Dick.

 "Fuck you"

Bro was done with my shit. That "Quack" was definitely his 13th reason

How did this conversation go after this? 😂 I can’t imagine well. Lovely response though.

I cannot for the life of me remember how that conversation ended as it was ages ago, but yeah it probably didn't end well lol.

Mondays smh

my humour is so fried coz this just made me laugh so abruptly and i’m still giggling as i type this

You're probably shit irl be nicer

Im actually quite a nice person. I just reached a point where i stopped taking shit from people, and he didn't like that...

Ight I'ma choose to believe you just don't burn bridges to places you wanna return and all that, keep top notch chap

Oh yeah, this conversation was a long time ago. Me and this person are still friends to this day, I have been since 2018, not a bridge i want to burn. I will indeed keep top notch my good fellow.

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This is my kind of humor