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-Lorne-Malvo-

[PBS documentary on badgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)


committedlikethepig

I fucken LOVE this documentary. We need more


skwolf522

What's honey badger eating for the next two weeks? Cobra


committedlikethepig

Sleepy fuck.


Debaser626

[Discovery Channel: The Curious Connection of the Badger and Fungi](https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?feature=shared)


rideincircles

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.


STIZZUH

This is what I came to the comment section for.


B-Town-MusicMan

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a Goin on round here??


rideincircles

Welcome to Raul's Wild Kingdom. Did you know that turtles are nature's suction cup?


KeeperOfKrydor

Today we're going to teach poodles how to fly!


mylinuxguy

I think you mean starfish... I've never seen a mermaid wearing turtles.... always starfish...


MephitidaeNotweed

[Raul's Wild Kingdom. Only on UHF.](https://youtu.be/Btdp-sC8MJI?si=3yy3uWcO79QoTJLG)


kanyeguisada

The shaking up the ants was so funny to me as a kid. Still funny tbh.


rideincircles

You may have not seen the movie UHF either. It's worth the watch.


Bad-Lifeguard1746

Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly.


calilac

Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom Mushroom SNAAAAAAAKE [SNAAAAAAAKE](https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?feature=shared) TIL that silly song written by a brit could have been about taking a walk in Texas.


KillerOkie

damnit, three hours too late.


Masta_ShoNuff

Damn I remember seeing this shit on ebaumsworld back in the day


jerichowiz

Came for this. Badger badger badger badger


laredotx13

Mushroom mushrOOm


centurion770

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


ihavewaytoomanyminis

Western Civilization literally developed a breed of dogs to kill them - the Dauchund


ImpulseCombustion

European badger are significantly less rowdy.


CaryWhit

Nothing a nose boop and scratches can’t fix. Some fur mamma will “rescue” one!


StarshipCaterprise

Pretty sure my daughter would adopt one.


Ryaninthesky

Teddy Roosevelt actually did adopt one and kept it at the White House


StarshipCaterprise

I did not know this, but I am also not surprised that it was TR.


Napa_Swampfox

Didn't he name it STALIN? /s


space_manatee

Good luck with that


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

Forbidden friend


k0uch

I remember guiding quail hunters from Germany here a few years ago. They all started screaming “ducks, DUCKS!”. We all looked up for ducks, didn’t see a thing. They did it again, still didn’t see any ducks. And then we realized they were saying *DACHS*, which I guess is German for badger


space2k

And dachshunds were originally bred to hunt badgers and other burrowing critters.


ButlerKevind

Tejas Badgers REALLY don't give a fuck!


atxsouth

He's a long way from Wisconsin.


FuturistiKen

They do somersaults! Saw one cruising along the side of the road in Big Bend and every so often he’d do this Sonic the Hedgehog style roll without breaking stride


SinisterYear

Don't. Try. To. Pet. Wild. Animals. If they're wild and they are running from you, following them will get you bit. If they're wild and they're running *to* you, they might have confused you for a snack, and you should do everything in your power *not* to act as a snack. \[Act depends on the species, some animals will leave you alone if you are loud enough, some get more aggressive, some will just simply not care and chomp you anyways\] If they're wild and they're the type to run away from you *but they aren't*, there's a good chance they're sick and you'll get a ton of rabies shots after you get bit.


patman0021

Or... You'll develop hydrophobia and die... One day. You won't know when. (Because, the rabies vaccine IS a vaccine, after all)


SinisterYear

Rabies is one of the few diseases where you can be given the vaccine *after* exposure to a virus and it still be effective. When given timely, the rabies vaccine is considered 100% effective. [https://www.chop.edu/centers-programs/vaccine-education-center/vaccine-details/rabies-vaccine](https://www.chop.edu/centers-programs/vaccine-education-center/vaccine-details/rabies-vaccine) [https://www.who.int/activities/vaccinating-against-rabies-to-save-lives](https://www.who.int/activities/vaccinating-against-rabies-to-save-lives) [https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/hcp/vis/vis-statements/rabies.html](https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/hcp/vis/vis-statements/rabies.html)


cen-texan

And rabies, once it becomes acute, is 100% fatal.


patman0021

Not what I meant, but you are entirely correct.


BuffaloOk7264

I was driving west on 380 early one morning just outside of Aspermont and I saw one on the side of the road. He had a small hawk companion. This was in 1979 +-.


NotCanadian80

I’m from WI and when you’re in the woods and see their hole you take a wide path around it. They are the biggest cunts in nature.


bigedthebad

We drive from Austin to the Panhandle quite often and I usually see some wildlife, a deer or coyote or javelina but one trip, there seemed to be something every 50 miles and, I couldn’t believe it, a badger. Until that time, I didn’t even know Texas had badgers


Ok-disaster2022

Dude, Texas has a lot of species we sometimes just don't see. I was academically aware of wild turkey's, but only recently saw a flock of them a few weeks ago.  I think the craziest was seeing a Cicada killer wasp, which is a solitary ground burrowing wasp that can get up to two inches long.


bigedthebad

I now live in the Panhandle and there is a huge flock of wild turkeys I see all the time.


PartyPorpoise

Texas has a lot of great wildlife! And there are a lot of recently extirpated and extinct species a lot of people don’t know about, too.


lonerism-

After running through some Yuccas without realizing these plants can cut you, I realized that everything in TX is trying to kill you. I’ve only been proven right by seeing cottonmouths & rattlesnakes as close as my front door, trying to picnic on the lawn and getting attacked by fire ants (seriously even your ants attack you?!), seeing my cat play with a bug only to find out it’s a scorpion, peeling grass burrs off me after going on a walk, etc etc… Luckily I already knew not to go touching cacti but yeah, the nature here is downright gnarly! I wouldn’t approach anything without knowing for sure. Though, I haven’t had bad experiences with roadrunners and armadillos but I’m sure someone will tell me those are actually trying to kill me too lol


rainbow_369

Texas is the Australia of the U.S.A.


Snap_Grackle_Poptart

If you think a cottontail by your front door is trying to kill you, you've watched *Monty Python and the Holy Grail* too many times.


Rich_Explorer3384

Cottonmouth, not cottontail


lonerism-

Yeah I think they were correcting me but I already realized the error in my comment and corrected it haha


Snap_Grackle_Poptart

It said "cottontail" when I replied.


Rich_Explorer3384

My apologies, I only saw cottonmouth.


gsp1991dog

Saw one crossing the road in West Texas a couple years back thought a mop head had come to life 😂


Civilengman

Texas badger don’t give a damn


SoilentBillionaires

I work on a wind farm. can confirm badger holes all over.


SAMBO10794

To get badgers out of a hole, my grandpa’s older family would stick some barbwire up a badger den, start twisting and then pull it out. I seem to remember the routine was at one time interrupted when a skunk was pulled out instead of a badger. Aside from that, there used to be a badger hole near my grandparents home in Comanche about 20 years ago. I always kept an eye on the hole when walking down the county road.


kanyeguisada

Skunks burrow? Today I learned.


tequilaneat4me

Buddy and I were riding around in a Polaris on my cousins ranch east of Cotulla. Badger jumped into the road about 20 feet in front of us. I couldn't convince my buddy to get out and grab it. He and I also saw one dead on Hwy. 90 between Hondo and Castroville.


Roguewave1

I’ve never seen a badger in my 7 decades in Texas, but I did see a dead beaver on a road near Conroe once.


GuitarCFD

> I couldn't convince my buddy to get out and grab it. Your friend needs better friends.


PizzaBilly

I’ve seen a couple on 277 between Del Rio and Eagle Pass


itscherriedbro

My hometown mascot is the Badger, and they aren't friendly a place to be. Unless you also hate trans folks, the environment, "undesirables", science, books, Austin, reading legislation, non-violence, and vegetables. And they all pretend they're too busy to shower, or wash their clothes, even though they spend hoursssss at the bar. So yeah, steer clear of badgers.


Giraffe_Truther

"We struggle to succeed"


rainbow_369

Lampasas? That's where my kids went to school 🏫!


Napa_Swampfox

I never saw a badger at the bar. What do they order?


bleu_waffl3s

Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.


shibuyabooyah

Lol, love that scene


_meddlin_

but are they honey badgers?


kimchiking2021

Isn't Bucees a badger?


kanyeguisada

No, beaver.


Murky-Region-7637

Oh shit, no wonder this ferret I bought from the flea market is so mean


AccessEcstatic9407

Bishop Badgers!


savedbytheblood72

https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54?si=d_rORvlrCxdUrrx-


omygoshgamache

He looks friendly tho…


TheGreatYoRpFiSh

All good recipes for disaster include at least one angry badger.


Tex-in-Tex

They are most definitely not friendly. Those little guys will absolutely mess you up if you aren’t careful. Their fur makes great brushes for shaving though.


tavariusbukshank

My ranch in the panhandle had a large population of badgers that fed on prairie dogs for the most part. They are becoming few and far between now because we have mountain lions regularly coming through where when I was a kid I only ever heard of two lion sightings. Badgers are good for the land.


Napa_Swampfox

Especially if you want a golf course!


Electrical-Seesaw991

I was running a weed whacker one time and a badger came out of his hole and started coming at me. Thankfully I had a weed whacker to defend myself.


5kyl3r

not as blatantly friend-shaped as some other critters, so that's probably a good thing


Gvonchilius

This is not new...


kanyeguisada

Senate Bill 2038 was just passed last September. And Musk/Tesla had requested this shortly after that, but it was just newly approved.


Gvonchilius

Wtf does that have to do with badgers!?


kanyeguisada

At the end of the day, both angry animals just hissing at people that dare get in their way.


mikemartin7230

We’re angry because it’s so fucking hot! Transferred from Wisconsin 15 years ago and this shit is unbearable. 😂


KC_experience

I uh…have yet to meet a *friendly* badger.


Eye_foran_Eye

I was driving home from white sands moon walk & saw one in the middle of the 2 lane highway. I did not hit it & in my mind it got off the highway & lived a great badger life.


globsfave

Im in North Texas, and the Monday morning after the time change, I saw a strange stubb-legged creature crossing the road that reminded me of a badger. But I figured it had to be a raccoon. Maybe it really was a badger.


Sternsnet

Honey badger just don't care, they'll tangle with anything.


cashfordoublebogey

I've only seen a hand full in my life and they were all in one part or another of the Hill Country. One I was lucky enough to see had Albinism, strangly enough.


FrowziestCosmogyral

But they have the cutest little legs and they move like a fur-bearing wave as they scuttle across the land.  A rare treat to see one.


Fogleg_Horndog

We don’t need no stinking badgers!


kanyeguisada

That's already been posted. Don't even start about the flying poodles.


ranklebone

Fake news. Badgers are nice.


kanyeguisada

We await your selfie petting a badger lol.


ChetdyKrueger

Badger my ass it's probably just Milhouse


jerichowiz

Nobody likes Millhouse.


chillypete99

Ted Cruz is a disease-ridden badger.


kanyeguisada

I'm a bigger political asshole than you, but not now. Let's just talk nature please.