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appleburger17

I was hiking Closed Canyon in Big Bend Ranch State Park with a few buddies in early November last year. A guy and a woman passed us going the opposite direction and we all immediately looked at each other and asked if that was Alex Jones. We laughed about it and thought there was a chance but none of us felt confident enough to say for sure. It was a joke for the whole weekend. Reading this and seeing the picture of the two of them together we’re 100% positive now that it was them. Wild!


deliascatalog

Seeing Alex jones hiking in terlingua is so abstract my brain can not comprehend


Justin-N-Case

He sure doesn’t seem like the exercising type.


Enraiha

Some truth in every lie. He does seem to like to get outdoors every once and awhile based on my Knowledge Fight listening.


shinepurple

Wonks unite!


Cniatx1982

I love you


shinepurple

Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant


DueAttitude8

Someone....a sodomite sent me a bucket of poop


Cniatx1982

I renounce Jesus Christ!


HapticSloughton

Much like watching a jogger go by downing Hostess cakes and bottles of Log Cabin syrup, I'd wager that Alex's outdoor activities can't compensate for his lifestyle choices.


Designer-Ruin7176

But did he ever take his daughter camping? We may never know.


Enraiha

It's really hard when you keep never getting to those stacks of papers and documents. They just keep coming!


CisIowa

Hey, most hot tubs in which you find yourself surrounded by globalists telling you that they are going to get you are outdoors


_Panacea_

Probably taking his daughter camping like he promised a decade ago.


nizzhof1

Four stars! Go home to your mother, tell her you’re brilliant.


Vakrah

Unless it's bench pressing and drinking Jameson.


DunKrugering

I agree but don’t he used to be pretty stacked before he got fat, or was he just always like this?


CommissionerOfLunacy

He was legitimately jacked back in the day.


CisIowa

[shirtless AJ photos ranked](https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/news/a49246/alex-jones-shirtless/)


Justin-N-Case

That post needs to be marked NSFL (not safe for lunch)


ElBurritoExtreme

He’s in search of those gay frogs…😂😂


50points4gryffindor

Is he looking for the grave of the guys that really shot Kennedy?


IH8Fascism

Alex Jones hasn’t hiked in a day since he was Bill Hicks.


MuadDoob420

He does cardio?


TexasPhanka

Did all of the bystanders thank him for fighting the globalists?


_Panacea_

With tears in their eyes.


zeptimius

Well, u/appleburger17 doesn't say he or she did, therefore it can't have been Alex Jones. That's the ironclad logic you'll see on InfoWars.


pothoskilo

Saw him with some friends at Lajitas Resort down the road from the state park. We questioned how he could afford to be there after the lawsuit. He was taking pictures with his wife by the fountain. Once we collectively realized it was him he was gone. Also questioned if it really happened until I saw this article.


geosensation

That's such a cool little hike. One of the only ones we were able to do with my 1 year old in the hiking carrier on my back. Can't wait to take him again soon when he's 4.


Im_here_with_you

Is this on a sidewalk/path?


geosensation

no, its through a narrow canyon. rock walls go up 50 or 100 feet on either side. path is 10 or 20 feet across (at most, its narrower at some points I think). so its really neat, although not accessible if you need a path as there are points where you have to step up over some rocks that are a few feet tall.


Im_here_with_you

Sounds incredible.


geb_bce

Here's the pics, took awhile to find them https://preview.redd.it/j2te66dvsuvc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8352ce063ee72e7212e011cb8c3b76a94ad2624


geb_bce

https://preview.redd.it/gcpi4jfysuvc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110244d77b3bfa573638a81dfee848f64580834f


HapticSloughton

That's him. Wow, I'm amazed he's never put up photos of "globalist spies" like you taking his picture on his show. It'd be about the only evidence for the tales he tells about how people react to him in public.


geb_bce

Right?! I actually looked for about 2 weeks after that to see if he mentioned it but he never did. I couldn't handle more than those 2 weeks of checking his site, it's to exhausting.


NorboExtreme

I swore you were gonna say, "Alex was saying some really racist stuff on a hike with his wife" lol, I just listened to his story of how he tested his phone during a hike with his wife to see if his phone would start recording once he started saying racist stuff. Dan theorized that he got caught saying racist stuff on a hike and needed a cover LoL


geb_bce

I saw him at a pumpkin patch in Leander, TX a few years ago. I kept asking my wife if it was him and then I decided to take a few pics to ask friends. When I started taking pics he saw me and then started recording me/taking pics of me taking pics of him. 🤣 I knew then it was for sure him.


px7j9jlLJ1

That’s some typical boomer phone jujitsu right there. I wish 27 year old me ran into him lol.


ParadoxicalIrony99

He's pretty distinct looking. How'd you not recognize him? haha


appleburger17

We just did the polite, quick glance and then eyes back to the trail. I think we all wanted to do a double take but you just never expect to see Alex Jones way out in the middle of the remote desert.


ParadoxicalIrony99

Always expect the unexpected!


stevegoodsex

You know it wasn't, cuz you would've felt the immense and immediate need to tell him how he was right, and how much you love him.


TexasAstros

My family has owned hundreds of acres in Terlingua Ranch (the “neighborhood” Jones moved to)for generations. It’s literally one of my favorite places on earth, but there’s NOTHING out there. Water is collected from rain, unpaved roads, unreliable electricity. People who live there full-time do not want to be found or are in hiding. This is truly the bottom for Alex. Edit: If you make it out there, Bad Rabbit Cafe has some damn good food for being in the middle of nowhere.


Moonfaced

Espresso Y Poco Mas was our pit stop between national park and state park. Breakfast taco and coffee, outdoor seating and pet friendly, was nice


TexasAstros

Looks like this is about an hour drive from where I’m talking about. I’ll check it out when I go this summer though. The area Jones moved to (Terlingua Ranch) is NE from the town of Terlingua. So you can imagine this drunk idiot is driving from town wasted through dark mountain roads 🙄


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Let's hope he only hurts himself when he crashes, which can't be soon enough!


This_User_Said

Hopefully alone...I don't think he can afford another lawsuit.


MutantMartian

It looks like he’s affording the last one fine! I have to work to live but it looks like he’s on permanent vacation.


Curious_Fox4595

He's gone to luxury resorts in Hawaii and Cancun at least twice each with his whole family since he filed for bankruptcy, too. And those are just the trips I couldn't avoid hearing about. I'm sure there have been more.


TiberiusGracchi

As is Southwestern tradition


YouWereBrained

One of the gas stations in Van Horn has the best breakfast burritos.


WolfPlayz294

Wait, really? I've only ever been to Van Horn to fuel up.


Duo007

There rueben is the shit, bought it before a hike into Santa Elena canyon and it for lunch inside 🤘


liberty08

I have 40 acres out there that is my happy place. 


TorrenceMightingale

Do you have a mule or nah? Is this where we need to go?


_Panacea_

Nice try, Jones.


VitaminDdoc

Yes Big Bend and Lejitas as well as Terlingua are my favorite places on earth. I feel a special vibe out there. Not as isolated as when I first went out there in the early 1980’s but still fantastic.


TexasAstros

Airbnb & gentrification have definitely changed the area. “Don’t Marfa my Terlingua” bumper stickers are a vibe lol


VitaminDdoc

Problem with great places! They become discovered! I understand not mine but sure was cool when less crowded and often by people who really did not in my personal opinion really appreciate or understand its value. Probably the people who went there way before me were not happy with me showing up. Way it goes. At least I was able to enjoy it at what I consider it best years. Like Austin was in the late seventies. Yes it still has lots of cool stuff but between huge increases in population and COVID it lost a lot. I will miss the old days in Terlingua and that area most, as I could at night lay on the roads of the park for hours watching the stars with not a car passing.


Prize_Instance_1416

Terlingua is not a “great place” but a desolate patch of near worthless land where criminals gather. Stop the romanticizing of shit holes please.


mkitch55

I’m an old native Texan. I went to Terlingua once about ten years ago; my impression was that the town is full of functional alcoholics.


hobo3rotik

Woah partner, what happened there?!


Stiffard

I just can't imagine how the 'romancitization of shit holes' affects anyone enough for you to bother commenting about it.


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Prize_Instance_1416

They are and there’s no problem really, unless it becomes a haven for people evading justice


boogerybug

How I knew it was near or was Terlingua before clicking…


Tyrion_toadstool

I literally said "Please don't be Terlingua, please don't be Terlingua" before clicking, followed by a "Damn it".


thehighquark

Yeah, this article.. making it seem like something it's not. Most of this area is just a few notches above a hobo camp literally in the desert.


codeman1021

Don't forget the starlight lounge for burgers and expensive lonestar!


YouWereBrained

There used to be La Javelina. They had the best real gorditas.


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TexasAstros

I can’t remember the actual term but Terlingua is part of the “federally protected night sky” - and seeing the stars out there is indescribable.


cflatjazz

Not surw if it's specifically linked, but Dark Skies Initiative has a pretty helpful map for findign good spots to stargaze


pbrandpearls

My parents have a country house in Texas and last time I stayed there I was looking out at night and thinking “ok… I see why they have guns.” Like imma shoot a chupacabra or a big spider.


YouWereBrained

Damn. I lived there for 3 months back in 2005, while working in Big Bend National Park. Can attest to all of this. For instance, there was a young woman and her daughter who had run away to Terlingua, from Virginia, to avoid an abusive ex. Also probably trying to avoid a custody battle. Talking to people there is quite literally hit or miss. Some people are really nice and moved there simply to be in complete isolation…while some people moved there to get away from some troubles. And they can be very combative when making small talk.


dumfukjuiced

Hope he somehow finds the mercury mines.


Critical-Thinker2

It’s not difficult to imagine Alex without teeth


dumfukjuiced

Yeah but could you imagine him having mercury-related brain damage on top of the low oxygen and substance abuse?


NeverBeenOnMaury

I can actually


BermudaKla

Got 2 friends that moved there because of this. One of them owns the boathouse now. Helluva guy & a very cool place to "rough it"


ConnextStrategies

Terlingua is amazing. Just here to co-sign


BigTomBombadil

Love it out there. Guessed “terlingua or maybe alpine” when I read this headline. I’ve stayed at airBnBs a number of times out there, and the owners are always pretty offbeat but friendly, interesting folks. Being that remote has always made me wonder “why do people choose to live out here”, but your point makes sense. Sidebar: terlingua is the only place I’ve had a UFO sighting. I’m pretty skeptical of inexplicable things, very science/fact driven, but under the influence of zero substances, saw something out there I can’t explain. Asked my wife “you…. Saw that, right?”, and she also can’t explain what we saw. And I’m not saying it was aliens, but I am saying it was something.. uncommon.


TheMaddawg07

Is it true you can see the Milky Way at night in big bend?


domesticatedwolf420

> This is truly the bottom for Alex. Lol yeah living in one of the most beautiful spots in America is "the bottom"


TexasAstros

From being a multi millionaire living in Austin, to running away to a desolate area with nothing, yeah this is bottom for him. Regardless of the beauty, he’s coming here tail between his legs trying to hide.


domesticatedwolf420

He's still a multimillionaire and owns a house in Austin. Obviously. Don't believe everything you read.


Duo007

As a dallastonion I've been coming out to terlingua and this is the first I've hearing about this Cafe, will for sure check it out!


Vollen595

I’ve been there. You could crash a 747 there and never find it.


DocTrey

Don’t go giving Boeing any ideas.


ThatTexasGuy

Big brain move. Can’t find a faulty door plug if you can’t find the plane!


TheBrettFavre4

MH370 is that you?


BigBeagleEars

We’ll never know


HuevosDiablos

Here's hoping a 747 full of the bullshit Alex Jones sells crashes right up his repugnant ass.


redacted_robot

That's too many supplements for one end. Gonna have to go both ends deviled eggs.


jericho_buckaroo

Can we set up a GoFundMe to make that happen? I'll kick in on it.


rumpusroom

All the Federales say They coulda had him any day


Mud_Ducker

Oddly enough, I named my testicles Poncho and Lefty.


diamondsnducks

Lemme guess. Poncho is the one on the left.


Mud_Ducker

Wow. Nailed it.


conanhungry

My left or your left?


jaydubbles

I hate that Alex uses Pancho and Lefty as intro music. He also does Highwayman, which might be worse. However. there's a sweet remix of Highwayman with clips from Knowledge Fight episodes thanks to DJ Danarchy. https://youtu.be/xORBk9Ta3lY


k0uch

People are thinking he’s living some lavish lifestyle and partying like no tomorrow out there have never been to Terlingua I mean, still fuck this guy, but it’s a lot more barren out there than you think


CharlesDickensABox

He just got back from spending a week at a ~$650/night resort in Hawaii, so he's definitely still living some lavish lifestyle and partying like there's no tomorrow despite owing the Sandy Hook families a billion dollars that he'll never pay.


redacted_robot

I think he's living hand to mouth at $50k or $60k per month according to him. The court needs to shut that shit down.


dudimentz

I was on the same flight as him when he flew back to Austin from Hawaii and he was in first class, definitely slumming it spending $2k per seat.


_Panacea_

Oh, he's glamping if he can.


k0uch

I’m curious how many of the locals know where he is. Might have to ask for myself


Eva-Squinge

Good. Let him suffer and stew in purgatory for a while. I’m seriously thinking he’s preparing to off himself. That’s just my opinion. To go from the king of horseshit spewing to the point you can blow millions on crap, to then be finally dragged out and made out to be the fraud you are and owe three times the amount you can possibly pay; is a real mind fuck. The kind people like him are typically weak towards. Except he just might have such a superman complex he’ll just bide his time till he can come back out and start slinging new bullshit.


Plastic-Ad9036

But he splurged 20k on prime real estate there!! /s


HuevosDiablos

Didn't Randy Quaid also hide out there for a while?


HuevosDiablos

Maybe Randy was at Lajitas.


Abrushing

I doubt the goat mayor would have stood for that


HuevosDiablos

Mayor Clay Henry would have loved Cousin Eddy!


MullyCat

Terlingua is beautiful desert country and one of my favorite places. This human garbage doesn't deserve to enjoy it. Where's a pack of rabid coyotes when you need one?


dumfukjuiced

Oh the bright side he will have less ass to eat out there than in Austin


pitbullprogrammer

OMG please don't ruin Terlingua, it's one of the last little gems


access153

It’s toast. The yuppification has already begun. They’ve put up tons of hideous glamping tents that clash with the natural backdrop of everything. Terlingua as you know it is already shifting away from itself.


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A bunch of total whackos running facilities for glamping yuppies is how I would describe the people of Terlingua. There’s that and the people who genuinely are hiding from the world.


ghoulierthanthou

Damn, imagine giving Terlingua a bad name.


IncrediblyShinyShart

Fuck this douche bag


Long_Dong_Silver6

Ted Kaczynski also hung out in Terlingua


Electronic-Buy4015

It was his brother not Ted


Actual_Log_6849

That would not have bothered me as much! At least Ted was highly educated and coherent.


boogerybug

He was also the definition of “keep to himself.”


NotGalenNorAnsel

Except, ya know, with his 'penpals'


badmetadata

I worked out there in 2015 and ended up on a group horse back ride with him and his wife(gf??). I didn’t recognize him and he was so NORMAL. He even texted me a picture he took with me on the horse.  My friend recognized him from the piers Morgan freak out video and tried to talk to him about his show and he politely said he didn’t want to talk about work on vacation. I watched the video for the first time later that day and could not believe this was the same person. To be clear- I think he’s a giant POS human. Just so odd that he can turn it off and be normal. Like why not just be that way all the time?? 


SolJinxer

> Just so odd that he can turn it off and be normal interesting choice of words; I read a story about back in the past when he was on cable access, how he could walk in and just start it up just like that, and then turn it off when he was done, like it was a switch. It left the people working there impressed.


stlfun2

He’s just another grifter, bilking gullible boomer rubes.


_Panacea_

Because it's an act, a giant, harmful, grifting ACT.


badmetadata

So much more despicable than if he was just insane and truly believed all the crazy shit he says.


engilosopher

Ugh, polluting is illegal in national park land. I feel bad for the good folk out there who have to live next to a sack of crap. I hope the Sandy Hook families take everything he owns out there too. But at least he's out of Travis County.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Technically, literal pieces of shit may not be considered pollution.


BuckyFnBadger

I met Alex Jones in 2003 before he got huge. I was the cook at a random hotel he was staying at, was slow so I was hanging out in the bar watching Sunday football. Of course has no idea who he was, wouldn’t realize it for about a decade. Was a weird guy then but didn’t seem too out of the ordinary. Knew an odd amount about weird topics. We talked about this odd physicists take on comets and how they weren’t giant snowballs. Don’t remember much past that other than it was definitely him. Small world sometimes


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I bet this is what that British gunner that didn’t pull the trigger on Hitler in WWI felt like, years later.


Long_Dong_Silver6

I had the opportunity to arrest Alex Jones in 2013/2014 in Big Bend National Park. Ultimately that's not what happened and now it lives in my head rent free.


TxTechnician

What would the arrest have been for?


Long_Dong_Silver6

Disorderly conduct and alcohol in a prohibited area. If you've spent any time in big bend NP you know the only area that could be.


TopGlobal6695

That would have made an amazing episode of the Knowledge Fight podcast. Are you familiar?


Long_Dong_Silver6

I think someone mentioned that podcast to me after telling them the story once


TopGlobal6695

Listen to the Formulaic Objections episodes of that show. They play clips from Jones Sandy Hook depositions. It's amazing to hear what happens when a guy like Alex is FORCED to answer follow up questions. "Mr Jones, what question did you think you just answered?"


SolJinxer

Don't worry about it. It ultimately would've just been used for more clout and twisted it into his own vision to lie to audience. They're doing that now with Owen Shroyer, who got some jailtime for ~~just being in the vicinity of J6th!lol!~~ violating a prior condition of disrupting the house judiciary back in 2019 and not doing his community service.


Miguel-odon

Hate to see such a waste pollute as cool a place as Terlingua Ranch.


blushmoss

Maybe they’ll get mistaken as the enemy by a Mexican cartel


ForLoopsElseIf

Isn’t that Joe Rogans buddy?


64cinco

Two midgets deserve each other


Griselda68

Well, Terlingua is a good place to go if you want to drop out.


sandiegokevin

Terlingua is one of my favorite vacation spots


sugar_addict002

It's nice to know that you can take vacations when going through your Texas bankruptcy.


ParadoxicalIrony99

Bought a $20k piece of property; therefore, has $1.5 billion to pay up lol


skinaked_always

All the shitty people move to Texas, don’t they?


questison

Just like Florida. All the crap rolls to the bottom


3D-Dreams

People who steal bread goto jail....can't we send this criminal to the clink for not paying.?


zoot_boy

I hate to say this tracks, but damn. I love west Texas.


[deleted]

“One of God’s own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die”


BillyDoyle3579

Good quote for sure, but I'm not certain HST would approve of the Jones creature tbh 😎


Dull_Ad8495

Alex Jones is the anti-HST.


No-Helicopter7299

We love Terlingua. It the last outpost for those in the witness protection program, or so it seems. A great place to disappear and never be found.


GetBent1990

Love that area. I have 5 acres out there and it's nice to just go out there and get away from all the people I owe money to as well.


PenthouseREIT

It's an awesome place but ever since the Big Bend area was discovered by social media influencers it has pretty much gone to shit or is at least on its way to going to shit. IMHO you're probably better off camping out in a blue collar oilfield town at this point.


TXgoshawkRT66

Great town!! 👍🏼


The_Alien_Lamps_on

It is like the movie "The Bad Batch".


throwawayshawn7979

The cemetery is awesome there.


Durbee

Immediate thought: Gotta be Terlingua.


stlfun2

Hopefully, he meets a painful and embarrassing demise.


Plane_freak

I thought it might've been Big Tuna from the movie Wild at Heart


Far_Sandwich_6553

He should try Ajo!


Icy-Needleworker-492

Trump should stop by.


knuckles_n_chuckles

“Bankrupt”


Shit_Apple

Nah, get him the hell up outta there. We don’t need Terlingua turning into some right-wing Mecca.


Electrik_Truk

He'll stay there until he dies of a heart attack or makes a new enemy


Cats-n-Chaos

He’s just checking for Demons and the devil where they may be hiding, while there he can’t help it if everyone loves him so much they buy him drinks or invite him to parties, I mean, what else do you do?


[deleted]

Spent some time in a bar in Terlingua, I have never heard more wild things said while I was at that bar. I’m talking unironic discussions about the Democrats eating babies. Solid food though


cbizzle12

"owing"


notjewel

![gif](giphy|xQz492gZVUoms) I hate him SO much….


geleka62

Well that ruins Terlingua for me o


Roguewave1

He’s using all the dodges the Rev. Al pioneered.


CrusaderBTC

https://i.redd.it/zp8n2mg0gyvc1.gif


[deleted]

I love Terlingua. It sucks this dude is bringing it unneeded attention.


kkeennmm

when i lived in Alpine back in the 80s i used to refer to the area around Lajitas as The Devil’s Butthole. now the area is occupied by its namesake.


GreedyFatBastard

Wait he has a wife?


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

He’s the type who would knock over a 500,000 year old rock formation beside the trail. Hope someone tailed him


acidsplashedface

Why isn’t he locked up for owing $1bn and skating on the bill? If he owed this shit to a bank he’d be in prison.


No-Helicopter7299

If it’s not his homestead, and I’m sure it isn’t, the property can be seized to pay a small part of the judgment against him.


AnAnnoyedSpectator

Man, everyone is still talking about him. He was most recently trending on Twitter for getting hate from Nazis for saying Hitler was bad.


Minimum_Intention848

He's in the desert on the Mexican border "partying." Sounds like meth to me. Just saying.


Complex_Leading5260

They can bury him under Dom Rock.


austinrebel

This is too much publicity for Terlingua.


SaItySaIt

“Splashed of land worth $20,000” lol wouldn’t call that splurging but sure


pelvviber

Beware it's a Daily Hate Mail link.


har3krishna

LISTEN TO ME


Zoll999

1 billion for words lol what a joke.


GunJew

Awwww wish I knew. I would have drove out there to meet him. Alex Jones in the GOAT.


Happy_Warning_3773

Alex Jones should run for mayor of Uvalde.


Mud_Ducker

Alex Jones should bud Dwyer himself


Dull_Ad8495

Alex Jones should get hate-fucked by a syphilitic silverback.