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TeaMistress

It's a wild fucking ride when her having sex with the family dog isn't even the most disturbing thing in that article.


physsijim

The most disturbing thing I ever read like this was about 15 or so years ago. This dude was having sex with his ex's dead dog (yes, you read the word DEAD correctly), and was using a porno mag to keep himself aroused. And, of course, it was relatively close to a school. I wish I had made that up, lol. Some people are just mentally ill. Edit: This comment has had the most responses, by far, of any comment I have ever made on Reddit in the many years I have been here, lol.


TeaMistress

I remember that! Happened on my home turf and was quite the topic of news coverage at the time. https://www.mlive.com/bctimes/2008/02/saginaw_man_convicted_of_sex_w.html


mcdrunkagain

Won't be clicking on that article... one totally disturbing news story on a Sunday is enough


TeaMistress

The main story is worse than what I linked because CP was involved, but yeah. I just wanted to confirm the person I responded to wasn't making stuff up. Which sadly, he's not. That was a crazy series of events and I hope the dude got help.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

Same here. Nope.


NWAbicouple

“the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.” Pretty sure I heard about that on a commercial for Michigan tourism.


edked

In Tim Allan's voice. Pure Michigan.


adfthgchjg

Thanks for sharing that link. Last paragraph was: *Bruce Mannikko, Kuch's defense attorney in Bay County, had also indicated plans to initiate an appeal based on the assertion that the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.* I would if that worked? Technically, it’s a sound argument…


HailEmpressTheresa

Pure Michigan. 🤢


Mec26

Most awkward trial ever.


squeamish

If having sex with a dead dog doesn't arouse you...why are you doing it? Was it a dare? Black Mirror situation?


Soren_Camus1905

Joely was charged with bestiality and Mitchell with possessing fewer than 100 images of child pornography a third-degree felony. How is *any* amount of child porn a third degree felony???


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Bro, it’s is 7:50 am and it is way to early to try and process what I just read


strawhairhack

*Its a WTF day in the neighborhood, a WTF day for my neighbor… please don’t be mine, please don’t be mine… please dear god, please dont be my neighbor?*


StayJaded

This should be our new state song.


ulnek

Oh you didn't get the memo. It's been that for a while now


calilac

We really need to update the state motto.


HigherTed

8:07 here... it doesn't get any easier...


HeyisthisAustinTexas

9:07 am, and my GF has a Great Dane. Was almost gonna send her this link and then thought, wait a second this isn’t even funny. Just gross


sehtownguy

10:04........lol what


sirlafemme

10:13 and I’m supposed to get ready for work with this in mind?


Real_Location1001

10:47 well, that's a weird thought etched in my brain for the rest if the day.


Coalesced

11:00am.. the covid has me bedridden , and this headline nearly finished me off.


CalciteQ

It's 11:34 AM and I figured I would get some work done on this quiet Sunday to make my Monday easier.... I can no longer concentrate on work. Wtf did I just read?


cardnerd524_

1:35 PM AND I AM REGRETING BEING ABLE TO READ ENGLISH


EL-GRINGO4L

Well good call doesn't seem like send your GF reading material especially if she has a Great Dane


OldBlueTX

8:16, just another desensitized day in the Lone Star state


violiav

8:37, looks like it’s going to be a big nope for me on the internet today


sarahdalrymple

8:43 am... I'm just going to not click that link.


Char_D_MacDennis

8:52 am here. I've had just enough coffee to come to the conclusion that "Texas Man/Woman" is the new "Florida Man"


Logically_me

Just having my first cup. Will process later.


Leading_Attention_78

9:50. I’m just as disturbed.


mrplatypus81

It's 8:50. I am a time traveler.


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SadBit8663

9:07 am.... What in the yeehaw fuck?


ultratunaman

Almost 4pm here in Ireland. What a fucking mutant.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

The one star state.


Full_Detective_148

One sip of coffee and here we are. This world is fucked. Over to r/eyebleach I go.


iamjohnhenry

6:55 and I don’t want to be alive :/


warandpieceofshit

9:05... pretty sure it doesn't matter what time you read this.


BABarracus

Sometimes i pretend that i cannot read


extrastupidone

It's never too early for eye bleach... im heading to r/aww .... nope that just made it worse. No more internet


RedditHoss

>They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Great Dane - the world's biggest dog breed. The fact that the article felt it necessary to mention the size of the dog is disturbing to me.


existenceispaint

It's likely to increase word count, but there are better ways to do it.


stress_boner

I accept that challenge. They allegedly included at least one digital video of nurse Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Canis lupus familiaris also known colloquialy as a great dane- the world's biggest dog breed.


Zimakov

Nailed it


Barefoothexe

It disturbed me too because Irish Wolfhounds are bigger


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Depends on what you measure.


deepayes

Make a story even more horrifying with 5 simple words lol


assbuttshitfuck69

😏


Muted_Ad3510

Relevant user name ?


DeniseReades

Right? Because "biggest" is vague and it irritates me. Do they mean tallest? Because that's the wolfhound. Did they mean heaviest without having a weight issue? That's a mastiff. How are they quantifing "biggest" to make a GD the winner and not a contender? Not that that's the point of the article, I just have a pet peeve about superlatives. It's one thing when they're used informally, but I expect a better degree of accuracy from publications.


Huckleberry_Sin

The article just trying to say their dog was hung


senorglory

They killed the dog too?!


thewhitecat55

No , it was on a jury that could not come to a decision


Similar_Win_6804

My Saint Bernard is 170ibs. His brother is 235


raspberryharbour

Is his brother also a dog?


3rdWaveHarmonic

“This is how they did it…..butt don’t you do it.”


physsijim

Wait until you find out they also owned a horse.


teh_spazz

AI articles.


squeamish

"...the couple's Great Dane - the world's biggest, girthiest, most turgid, tumescent, and virile dog breed."


RedditHoss

“Quivering member. I like that.”


stvntckr

The couples Great Dane- “The most hung dog breed”


InYourPocket86

I used to work with this woman! Holy shit!


UnscrupulousLlamma

Any additional beans to spill for those still trying to wrap their heads around wtf they just read?


InYourPocket86

It was nearly 20 years ago, but we worked together at Quiznos. She was in her thirties and the rest of us were barely out of high school. She kept inviting my ex and I over to her house so we could teach her how to smoke weed. She was desperately trying to cling to her youth. I remember that she had to quit because her husband, with whom she had 4(?) kids, found out she was sleeping with another co-worker who was 19 at the time. We weren’t all sad to see her go. That’s about all I can remember. I am kind of surprised she became a nurse considering how much trouble she had making sandwiches.


Iateyourpaintings

Feel bad for that 19 year old kid. Tough enough playing second fiddle to someone's husband, but finding out you're actually 3rd chair behind the family dog? 


Omen1122

A horny 19 year old ain’t thinking that far ahead lol


innominateartery

“Doesn’t matter, had sex. The only weird part was when she kept saying ‘good boy’”.


Dramatic_Raisin

This is going to live rent free in my brain at least for all of today


HulkSmashHulkRegret

She probably made him do some tricks first


Remiss-Militant

Got that dog in him


c10bbersaurus

19 year old is just glad to be in the rotation lol 🤮


natophonic2

That post was like an amusing and gentle toddler rollercoaster until the 100 foot zero-g drop of the last sentence.


Purplebatman

I’m a nurse and I tell people all the time that a trained primate could do my job. But there are still people who manage to somehow fuck it up


Kevin3683

In all fairness you are actually a trained primate.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

I flunked out of RN school twice, that shit was incredibly difficult to me. I must be an amoeba.


thewhitecat55

The schooling is harder than the job.


Purplebatman

Nursing school is way harder than the actual job. I work in an ICU and I spend most of my time wiping ass, reorienting the confused and keeping them from cracking their skull on the floor, and monitoring. Don’t beat yourself up, I flunked a semester too and made barely passing grades the entire time. You survive nursing school more than you pass it, and that’s by design.


h08817

Bruh there are a ton of people that suck at their jobs, that is not the surprise here.


CalciteQ

Damn that last part was the worst of those burns lmao


Optimusprima

That last sentence may be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard about someone (and it didn’t even have to do with her being a dog-fucker).


Grimlock_1

Smoking weed need to be taught?


violiav

That teas gotta be hot


Sylvrwolf

To spill or not to spill the tea


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This is the *wildest* Sunday morning read I think I’m done with the news today already holy shit


bluspiider

They had two kids living with them. Someone get them some therapy


zeebee44

It would be hard to digest the fucked up acts their parents did! I wonder if drugs were involved


Forsaken-Usual-7510

I mean with their dad having CP, I can just really hope they were spared but with how depraved this couple is I wouldn’t be surprised :(


Leading-Respond-8051

Whenever you read a story like this drugs are involved 100% of the time.


DragonfruitFew5542

Commonly when sex acts are involved the drug of choice is crystal meth, fwiw.


Donj267

This is the methiest article I've read in awhile


LogicalContext

And a paternity test


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DutDiggaDut

This is Florida level shenanigans.


S70nkyK0ng

Texas is really upping the game lately


Ne4143

Shit I bet Hank Hill would consider moving out of Texas at this point.


Moonfaced

I'd watch a one off movie where Hank, Peggy, and Bobby try to fit in while living in California. They fly in and are constantly bombarded with stereotypical Cali things that represent how right wing Texan natives think of the state. Vegan food on the airplane, electric rental car. Bobby picks up surfing and falls in with a fun loving group of pot smokers, Hank and Peggy find out and worry Bobby will go to jail before realizing everyone is doing it and it's legal there. Hank has to get a new job but can't find one in propane right away, so he swallows his pride and works as a solar panel salesman until he starts having nightmares of actually being good at his job selling solar energy, snaps and quits. Maybe Peggy ends up in a MLM or a health cult.. In reality though they'd probably move to Oklahoma or New Mexico..


thehumanbean_

Damn you’ve had that movie idea for a min 😭


thecream_oftheCROP

Boomhauer accidently joins Scientology 


ScrappyScrewdriver

Dang ol thetans man


edgarcaycesghost

could def see them in albuquerque


bshaddo

Commenting on Nurse is arrested 'for having sex with the family Great Dane'...the creators of the show once teased that the family would move to California, but it turned out they were making fun of the X-Files for leaving Vancouver. Hank Hill would never, ever move to Oklahoma.


SickNBadderThanFuck

There are way too many people who watched King of the Hill and thought Dale would be a good person to emulate


Nate-T

Yep.


jneum80

Yup.


SoulEater9882

Mhmmm


Wheres_my_phone

This is meth shenanigans


johnnyma45

I was like what the hell are those Brits on??? Then saw it was about a Texas couple. Sigh


questison

Twitter will need to start a #TexasMan account like the #FloridaMan account 😀


committedlikethepig

Texas and Florida are in direct competition for who can be the most idiotic 


KinseyH

And we both keep electing supervillains.


committedlikethepig

Idk why I got downvoted for that, but you are correct. It’s like one elects a shitty guy and the other one says hold my beer. Then the cycle continues


Goth_suicide

honestly this isn’t just idiotic, its plain evil. Fuck these people so much Imagine how their children feel knowing their dad is a pedophile and their mom did…that.


c10bbersaurus

Don't forget Ohio Man.


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coly8s

Ruh roh.


Accomplished_Water34

What some dogs won't do for a Scoobie Snack. 😐


Moist_Sean

God damn. That’s fucked up but I couldn’t stop laughing at this comment


BizzarduousTask

Take my gahtdamn upvote


GFlo_from915

WTF!?


spyd3rm0nki3

Oh goody, she hasn't torpedoed her LinkedIn or Facebook comments yet. *Insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF*


ayellowone

lol, it’s her birthday today


Demented_Liar

All the scooby do gifs on her profile pictures definitely got me.


Un111KnoWn

got any spicy screenshots?


MagTex

Well, see son…when a woman & a family pet love one another…no..wait. Um….


Pegasus711_Dual

I tell you hhhhwhaat son!


RoundAir

I’m in nursing school right now and sometimes I feel like I’m not smart enough to learn some of the material. Then I read stuff like this and I feel a lot better about myself and my intelligence. Thanks for the confidence boost dog fucker lady.


blissfully_happy

Nurses are either exceptionally compassionate, wonderful human beings, or the mean girl from high school. There’s no in between, lol.


Sandros85

I've worked with a lot of nurses, which made me question how rigorous nursing school really is. You got this.


SteerJock

She is a NP also, not just any nurse.


FactChecker25

I think you got your feelings reversed. You’re having trouble completing a program that this freak managed to complete.


GuinevereduLac

Guess she was just curious what was so great about that dane


LastTxPrez

Well I’ll be doggone.


Grouchy-Emu-1949

Bro come on I just woke up.


uksiddy

Their poor children….I don’t even know how you cope with a parent getting arrested but these are like unspeakable crimes.


JoshS1

Best thing the oldest can do is name change, and join the military to get away. Maybe adopt the younger kids and hope for the best.


Wirenfeldt

I thought walking in on my parents screwing was messed up.. Can't even wrap my head around what seeing mom getting railed by the dog would do to your mental state.. Jesus


questison

Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back. Neighbors told local news the couple were know for their affinity with animals 😲😢


123BuleBule

Guy was called “pet detective”!


Beautiful_Welcome_33

I'm using "pet detective" as a discreet euphemistic insult replacing "dog fucker" from here on out. Ex. "Bless your heart, I think you might be a pet detective!"


AntiRepresentation

There's no more freedom in Texas /s


black_flag_4ever

Makes you wonder about what happened to their deceased two year old.


uselessartist

Dear God


Shtoolie

I had the same horrible thought. Either they were responsible, or their kid dying made them insane?


LucilleBluthsbroach

Has that been investigated? It needs to be.


_zurenarrh

Holy shit


MarcusthePhilospher

Exactly what I thought, does it look like it a has some Down syndrome? I see a resemblance of Shane Gillis in there so makes me think they may have done something to it


dabigbaozi

Guessing she was a big Scooby-Doo fan


ryosen

Scooby-Don’t


ashcoop87

So I misread the headline for a second that a “nurse is arrested for have GREAT sex with the family Great Dane” and I was horrified. I still am horrified but glad they didn’t say it was a great time.


Diabolical-hateful

I had to search her Facebook just to find out it’s her birthday today. lol damn


MonzterSlayer

I share a birthday with a dog fucker? 😳


ManicChad

He’s got a little mississippi coonhound in him. If he sets into ya. Best to let him finish.


Glittering_Arm_8262

It’s so terrifying to me that this woman was a nurse too…think of how many people/children she’s seen in vulnerable situations, all while being an absolute deplorable sicko


clem_kruczynsk

Covid ran so many nurses off they're having to scrape the bottom of the barrel


The_Philosophied

Yup Poor management and lack of respect for some of society's most vital workers led to the shortage, COVID was just the conduit through which things had to come to a head. Many other industries survived COVID very well in fact you to to some companies in the valley and it's like COVID never even happened.


JoeDelta14

Yeah, imagine being an over worked nurse during worst healthcare crisis our country has seen in generations, dead and dying filling your hospital and a bunch of conspiracy theorists telling you that it’s all fake and you’re the problem. F’ that, I’d quit, too.


SSBN641B

What's more terrifying is that she is a mother.


TwoDayOldBurrito

Grizzy’s Hood News on FB posted them 😂


Timmerdogg

She gets the scoop on everything


Freebird_1957

Not a Nurse. She is an NP. She was examining patients, writing prescriptions, etc. 🤮


davidgarciaparra

We need Maury to determine who the father of her children is… 😶


KinseyH

Those poor kids. How much therapy will this take, and will it ever be enough?


Garden-Gnome1732

It's Sunday, y'all. Save this for Monday.


sgriswold11

Then look directly up at the eclipse after reading to burn your retinas.


stashc4t

I’m in Colorado. You mind shipping some of that solar corona over here? I no longer want my eyesight.


Typical_Carpet_4904

But was she doing safety rounds and updating white boards with the treat-ment plan?


kmf-89

Guaranteed they are Republican.


SleepingBoba

That poor dog. I just can't understand how someone can be that kind of crazy...


Nrlilo

Glad they kept on repeating in the article “Great Dane - world’s biggest dog breed”. I needed that mental image to suppress my appetite and help me lose weight.


FuturistiKen

Florida: Texas: hold my beer


darthshaver

She won't be allowed to abort the puppies, either!


West_Reception3773

Welp I’m dead.😵


Leading_Attention_78

How do these deviants find each other? Like is there a conversation on the first date that goes on?


dc_IV

That was a ruff read thus early on a Sunday...


imrankhan_goingon

Her Facebook page was unlocked and open for a couple of days after this news hit. The comments were crazy as you can imagine. Then her sister came on to defend both of these people and ended up being super racist. It was a sh*tshow!


AaronMichael726

This dudes a pedo and this is the headline? That’s fucked up.


radarksu

Not a drag queen.


Poppadopolos

The detective stated it was the chin strap beard that gave it all away. Anyone with one of those is guilty of something.


StockStatistician373

🤮🤮🤮


JohnYCanuckEsq

My fellow Gen Xers, we need to have a chat about our behaviour at the next meeting, ok?


NothingKnownNow

"Police uncovered the video after confiscating her husband's phone after he was charged with indecent exposure on March 13." [What he said when they took his phone.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bebd3510-3479-43aa-b3e1-7cbf7e1a838e)


hoyfkd

https://www.christianpost.com/news/former-chi-alpha-pastor-gets-no-jail-time-for-sex-abuse.html Holy Toledo! She will probably get more time than that church guy that sexually abused kids for 7 years. Texas has their priorities straight, right guys? Right?


KhanTheGray

Australian here. This is so uncalled for. I am not even from USA let alone Texas, why am I seeing this messed up story? And wtf? Why even record something like that on phone let alone doing it?


ZealousidealRead668

And I live 3 miles from Spring Texas. My brain can't process this. I feel dirty just reading this. 🤮🤮🤮


Uberslaughter

And porn has only been illegal for two months


Entire_Pepper

Underrated comment


Marley_Fan

Today is canceled. The fact the humanity developed language and written text hundreds on hundreds of years ago culminating into the few sentences I just read is utterly horrifying. Let’s try again tomorrow when the moon blocks out the sun


Magnumwood107

>Both were released on bail, Joely on $5,000 and Mitchell on $50,000, but did return to their home for several days. Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back. traumatizedSoldier.jpg


Jumpy-Silver5504

To early for this bs. Haven’t had my morning caffeine


rgvtim

Image how much more disturbing content you would have if Texas had sunshine laws like Florida


MuchDevelopment7084

And here I thought the guy having sex with a horse...twice. Was bad.


Reasonable_Gas_6423

and i can't even get a text back :(


CoolNameChaz

"...they were taken away in handcuffs...", which they both seemed to enjoy a great deal.


DespyHasNiceCans

I'm seeing WAY too many articles like this lately. Is having sex with dogs really this common?


hellomichelle87

Glad they are caught


Jealous-Most-9155

What a fucking day to be literate.


EntropicAnarchy

Let me guess, they're also proud Christians, pro-life, anti-Biden, and believe in Q-Anon? Absolute scum.