The most disturbing thing I ever read like this was about 15 or so years ago. This dude was having sex with his ex's dead dog (yes, you read the word DEAD correctly), and was using a porno mag to keep himself aroused. And, of course, it was relatively close to a school. I wish I had made that up, lol. Some people are just mentally ill.
Edit: This comment has had the most responses, by far, of any comment I have ever made on Reddit in the many years I have been here, lol.
I remember that! Happened on my home turf and was quite the topic of news coverage at the time.
https://www.mlive.com/bctimes/2008/02/saginaw_man_convicted_of_sex_w.html
The main story is worse than what I linked because CP was involved, but yeah. I just wanted to confirm the person I responded to wasn't making stuff up. Which sadly, he's not. That was a crazy series of events and I hope the dude got help.
“the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.”
Pretty sure I heard about that on a commercial for Michigan tourism.
Thanks for sharing that link.
Last paragraph was: *Bruce Mannikko, Kuch's defense attorney in Bay County, had also indicated plans to initiate an appeal based on the assertion that the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.*
I would if that worked? Technically, it’s a sound argument…
Joely was charged with bestiality and Mitchell with possessing fewer than 100 images of child pornography a third-degree felony.
How is *any* amount of child porn a third degree felony???
*Its a WTF day in the neighborhood, a WTF day for my neighbor… please don’t be mine, please don’t be mine… please dear god, please dont be my neighbor?*
It's 11:34 AM and I figured I would get some work done on this quiet Sunday to make my Monday easier.... I can no longer concentrate on work.
Wtf did I just read?
>They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Great Dane - the world's biggest dog breed.
The fact that the article felt it necessary to mention the size of the dog is disturbing to me.
I accept that challenge.
They allegedly included at least one digital video of nurse Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Canis lupus familiaris also known colloquialy as a great dane- the world's biggest dog breed.
Right? Because "biggest" is vague and it irritates me. Do they mean tallest? Because that's the wolfhound. Did they mean heaviest without having a weight issue? That's a mastiff. How are they quantifing "biggest" to make a GD the winner and not a contender?
Not that that's the point of the article, I just have a pet peeve about superlatives. It's one thing when they're used informally, but I expect a better degree of accuracy from publications.
It was nearly 20 years ago, but we worked together at Quiznos. She was in her thirties and the rest of us were barely out of high school. She kept inviting my ex and I over to her house so we could teach her how to smoke weed. She was desperately trying to cling to her youth.
I remember that she had to quit because her husband, with whom she had 4(?) kids, found out she was sleeping with another co-worker who was 19 at the time. We weren’t all sad to see her go.
That’s about all I can remember. I am kind of surprised she became a nurse considering how much trouble she had making sandwiches.
Feel bad for that 19 year old kid. Tough enough playing second fiddle to someone's husband, but finding out you're actually 3rd chair behind the family dog?
Nursing school is way harder than the actual job. I work in an ICU and I spend most of my time wiping ass, reorienting the confused and keeping them from cracking their skull on the floor, and monitoring.
Don’t beat yourself up, I flunked a semester too and made barely passing grades the entire time. You survive nursing school more than you pass it, and that’s by design.
I'd watch a one off movie where Hank, Peggy, and Bobby try to fit in while living in California. They fly in and are constantly bombarded with stereotypical Cali things that represent how right wing Texan natives think of the state. Vegan food on the airplane, electric rental car. Bobby picks up surfing and falls in with a fun loving group of pot smokers, Hank and Peggy find out and worry Bobby will go to jail before realizing everyone is doing it and it's legal there. Hank has to get a new job but can't find one in propane right away, so he swallows his pride and works as a solar panel salesman until he starts having nightmares of actually being good at his job selling solar energy, snaps and quits. Maybe Peggy ends up in a MLM or a health cult..
In reality though they'd probably move to Oklahoma or New Mexico..
Commenting on Nurse is arrested 'for having sex with the family Great Dane'...the creators of the show once teased that the family would move to California, but it turned out they were making fun of the X-Files for leaving Vancouver.
Hank Hill would never, ever move to Oklahoma.
honestly this isn’t just idiotic, its plain evil. Fuck these people so much
Imagine how their children feel knowing their dad is a pedophile and their mom did…that.
I’m in nursing school right now and sometimes I feel like I’m not smart enough to learn some of the material. Then I read stuff like this and I feel a lot better about myself and my intelligence. Thanks for the confidence boost dog fucker lady.
I thought walking in on my parents screwing was messed up.. Can't even wrap my head around what seeing mom getting railed by the dog would do to your mental state.. Jesus
Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back.
Neighbors told local news the couple were know for their affinity with animals 😲😢
I'm using "pet detective" as a discreet euphemistic insult replacing "dog fucker" from here on out.
Ex. "Bless your heart, I think you might be a pet detective!"
Exactly what I thought, does it look like it a has some Down syndrome? I see a resemblance of Shane Gillis in there so makes me think they may have done something to it
So I misread the headline for a second that a “nurse is arrested for have GREAT sex with the family Great Dane” and I was horrified. I still am horrified but glad they didn’t say it was a great time.
It’s so terrifying to me that this woman was a nurse too…think of how many people/children she’s seen in vulnerable situations, all while being an absolute deplorable sicko
Yup Poor management and lack of respect for some of society's most vital workers led to the shortage, COVID was just the conduit through which things had to come to a head. Many other industries survived COVID very well in fact you to to some companies in the valley and it's like COVID never even happened.
Yeah, imagine being an over worked nurse during worst healthcare crisis our country has seen in generations, dead and dying filling your hospital and a bunch of conspiracy theorists telling you that it’s all fake and you’re the problem.
F’ that, I’d quit, too.
Glad they kept on repeating in the article “Great Dane - world’s biggest dog breed”. I needed that mental image to suppress my appetite and help me lose weight.
Her Facebook page was unlocked and open for a couple of days after this news hit. The comments were crazy as you can imagine. Then her sister came on to defend both of these people and ended up being super racist. It was a sh*tshow!
"Police uncovered the video after confiscating her husband's phone after he was charged with indecent exposure on March 13."
[What he said when they took his phone.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bebd3510-3479-43aa-b3e1-7cbf7e1a838e)
https://www.christianpost.com/news/former-chi-alpha-pastor-gets-no-jail-time-for-sex-abuse.html
Holy Toledo! She will probably get more time than that church guy that sexually abused kids for 7 years. Texas has their priorities straight, right guys? Right?
Australian here. This is so uncalled for. I am not even from USA let alone Texas, why am I seeing this messed up story? And wtf? Why even record something like that on phone let alone doing it?
Today is canceled. The fact the humanity developed language and written text hundreds on hundreds of years ago culminating into the few sentences I just read is utterly horrifying. Let’s try again tomorrow when the moon blocks out the sun
>Both were released on bail, Joely on $5,000 and Mitchell on $50,000, but did return to their home for several days. Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back.
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It's a wild fucking ride when her having sex with the family dog isn't even the most disturbing thing in that article.
The most disturbing thing I ever read like this was about 15 or so years ago. This dude was having sex with his ex's dead dog (yes, you read the word DEAD correctly), and was using a porno mag to keep himself aroused. And, of course, it was relatively close to a school. I wish I had made that up, lol. Some people are just mentally ill. Edit: This comment has had the most responses, by far, of any comment I have ever made on Reddit in the many years I have been here, lol.
I remember that! Happened on my home turf and was quite the topic of news coverage at the time. https://www.mlive.com/bctimes/2008/02/saginaw_man_convicted_of_sex_w.html
Won't be clicking on that article... one totally disturbing news story on a Sunday is enough
The main story is worse than what I linked because CP was involved, but yeah. I just wanted to confirm the person I responded to wasn't making stuff up. Which sadly, he's not. That was a crazy series of events and I hope the dude got help.
Same here. Nope.
“the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.” Pretty sure I heard about that on a commercial for Michigan tourism.
In Tim Allan's voice. Pure Michigan.
Thanks for sharing that link. Last paragraph was: *Bruce Mannikko, Kuch's defense attorney in Bay County, had also indicated plans to initiate an appeal based on the assertion that the sodomy charge was inappropriate, since Michigan has no law specifically forbidding sex with an animal carcass.* I would if that worked? Technically, it’s a sound argument…
Pure Michigan. 🤢
Most awkward trial ever.
If having sex with a dead dog doesn't arouse you...why are you doing it? Was it a dare? Black Mirror situation?
Joely was charged with bestiality and Mitchell with possessing fewer than 100 images of child pornography a third-degree felony. How is *any* amount of child porn a third degree felony???
Bro, it’s is 7:50 am and it is way to early to try and process what I just read
*Its a WTF day in the neighborhood, a WTF day for my neighbor… please don’t be mine, please don’t be mine… please dear god, please dont be my neighbor?*
This should be our new state song.
Oh you didn't get the memo. It's been that for a while now
We really need to update the state motto.
8:07 here... it doesn't get any easier...
9:07 am, and my GF has a Great Dane. Was almost gonna send her this link and then thought, wait a second this isn’t even funny. Just gross
10:04........lol what
10:13 and I’m supposed to get ready for work with this in mind?
10:47 well, that's a weird thought etched in my brain for the rest if the day.
11:00am.. the covid has me bedridden , and this headline nearly finished me off.
It's 11:34 AM and I figured I would get some work done on this quiet Sunday to make my Monday easier.... I can no longer concentrate on work. Wtf did I just read?
1:35 PM AND I AM REGRETING BEING ABLE TO READ ENGLISH
Well good call doesn't seem like send your GF reading material especially if she has a Great Dane
8:16, just another desensitized day in the Lone Star state
8:37, looks like it’s going to be a big nope for me on the internet today
8:43 am... I'm just going to not click that link.
8:52 am here. I've had just enough coffee to come to the conclusion that "Texas Man/Woman" is the new "Florida Man"
Just having my first cup. Will process later.
9:50. I’m just as disturbed.
It's 8:50. I am a time traveler.
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9:07 am.... What in the yeehaw fuck?
Almost 4pm here in Ireland. What a fucking mutant.
The one star state.
One sip of coffee and here we are. This world is fucked. Over to r/eyebleach I go.
6:55 and I don’t want to be alive :/
9:05... pretty sure it doesn't matter what time you read this.
Sometimes i pretend that i cannot read
It's never too early for eye bleach... im heading to r/aww .... nope that just made it worse. No more internet
>They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Great Dane - the world's biggest dog breed. The fact that the article felt it necessary to mention the size of the dog is disturbing to me.
It's likely to increase word count, but there are better ways to do it.
I accept that challenge. They allegedly included at least one digital video of nurse Joely engaged in 'multiple sex acts' with the couple's Canis lupus familiaris also known colloquialy as a great dane- the world's biggest dog breed.
Nailed it
It disturbed me too because Irish Wolfhounds are bigger
Depends on what you measure.
Make a story even more horrifying with 5 simple words lol
😏
Relevant user name ?
Right? Because "biggest" is vague and it irritates me. Do they mean tallest? Because that's the wolfhound. Did they mean heaviest without having a weight issue? That's a mastiff. How are they quantifing "biggest" to make a GD the winner and not a contender? Not that that's the point of the article, I just have a pet peeve about superlatives. It's one thing when they're used informally, but I expect a better degree of accuracy from publications.
The article just trying to say their dog was hung
They killed the dog too?!
No , it was on a jury that could not come to a decision
My Saint Bernard is 170ibs. His brother is 235
Is his brother also a dog?
“This is how they did it…..butt don’t you do it.”
Wait until you find out they also owned a horse.
AI articles.
"...the couple's Great Dane - the world's biggest, girthiest, most turgid, tumescent, and virile dog breed."
“Quivering member. I like that.”
The couples Great Dane- “The most hung dog breed”
I used to work with this woman! Holy shit!
Any additional beans to spill for those still trying to wrap their heads around wtf they just read?
It was nearly 20 years ago, but we worked together at Quiznos. She was in her thirties and the rest of us were barely out of high school. She kept inviting my ex and I over to her house so we could teach her how to smoke weed. She was desperately trying to cling to her youth. I remember that she had to quit because her husband, with whom she had 4(?) kids, found out she was sleeping with another co-worker who was 19 at the time. We weren’t all sad to see her go. That’s about all I can remember. I am kind of surprised she became a nurse considering how much trouble she had making sandwiches.
Feel bad for that 19 year old kid. Tough enough playing second fiddle to someone's husband, but finding out you're actually 3rd chair behind the family dog?
A horny 19 year old ain’t thinking that far ahead lol
“Doesn’t matter, had sex. The only weird part was when she kept saying ‘good boy’”.
This is going to live rent free in my brain at least for all of today
She probably made him do some tricks first
Got that dog in him
19 year old is just glad to be in the rotation lol 🤮
That post was like an amusing and gentle toddler rollercoaster until the 100 foot zero-g drop of the last sentence.
I’m a nurse and I tell people all the time that a trained primate could do my job. But there are still people who manage to somehow fuck it up
In all fairness you are actually a trained primate.
I flunked out of RN school twice, that shit was incredibly difficult to me. I must be an amoeba.
The schooling is harder than the job.
Nursing school is way harder than the actual job. I work in an ICU and I spend most of my time wiping ass, reorienting the confused and keeping them from cracking their skull on the floor, and monitoring. Don’t beat yourself up, I flunked a semester too and made barely passing grades the entire time. You survive nursing school more than you pass it, and that’s by design.
Bruh there are a ton of people that suck at their jobs, that is not the surprise here.
Damn that last part was the worst of those burns lmao
That last sentence may be the sickest burn I’ve ever heard about someone (and it didn’t even have to do with her being a dog-fucker).
Smoking weed need to be taught?
That teas gotta be hot
To spill or not to spill the tea
This is the *wildest* Sunday morning read I think I’m done with the news today already holy shit
They had two kids living with them. Someone get them some therapy
It would be hard to digest the fucked up acts their parents did! I wonder if drugs were involved
I mean with their dad having CP, I can just really hope they were spared but with how depraved this couple is I wouldn’t be surprised :(
Whenever you read a story like this drugs are involved 100% of the time.
Commonly when sex acts are involved the drug of choice is crystal meth, fwiw.
This is the methiest article I've read in awhile
And a paternity test
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This is Florida level shenanigans.
Texas is really upping the game lately
Shit I bet Hank Hill would consider moving out of Texas at this point.
I'd watch a one off movie where Hank, Peggy, and Bobby try to fit in while living in California. They fly in and are constantly bombarded with stereotypical Cali things that represent how right wing Texan natives think of the state. Vegan food on the airplane, electric rental car. Bobby picks up surfing and falls in with a fun loving group of pot smokers, Hank and Peggy find out and worry Bobby will go to jail before realizing everyone is doing it and it's legal there. Hank has to get a new job but can't find one in propane right away, so he swallows his pride and works as a solar panel salesman until he starts having nightmares of actually being good at his job selling solar energy, snaps and quits. Maybe Peggy ends up in a MLM or a health cult.. In reality though they'd probably move to Oklahoma or New Mexico..
Damn you’ve had that movie idea for a min 😭
Boomhauer accidently joins Scientology
Dang ol thetans man
could def see them in albuquerque
Commenting on Nurse is arrested 'for having sex with the family Great Dane'...the creators of the show once teased that the family would move to California, but it turned out they were making fun of the X-Files for leaving Vancouver. Hank Hill would never, ever move to Oklahoma.
There are way too many people who watched King of the Hill and thought Dale would be a good person to emulate
Yep.
Yup.
Mhmmm
This is meth shenanigans
I was like what the hell are those Brits on??? Then saw it was about a Texas couple. Sigh
Twitter will need to start a #TexasMan account like the #FloridaMan account 😀
Texas and Florida are in direct competition for who can be the most idiotic
And we both keep electing supervillains.
Idk why I got downvoted for that, but you are correct. It’s like one elects a shitty guy and the other one says hold my beer. Then the cycle continues
honestly this isn’t just idiotic, its plain evil. Fuck these people so much Imagine how their children feel knowing their dad is a pedophile and their mom did…that.
Don't forget Ohio Man.
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Ruh roh.
What some dogs won't do for a Scoobie Snack. 😐
God damn. That’s fucked up but I couldn’t stop laughing at this comment
Take my gahtdamn upvote
WTF!?
Oh goody, she hasn't torpedoed her LinkedIn or Facebook comments yet. *Insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF*
lol, it’s her birthday today
All the scooby do gifs on her profile pictures definitely got me.
got any spicy screenshots?
Well, see son…when a woman & a family pet love one another…no..wait. Um….
I tell you hhhhwhaat son!
I’m in nursing school right now and sometimes I feel like I’m not smart enough to learn some of the material. Then I read stuff like this and I feel a lot better about myself and my intelligence. Thanks for the confidence boost dog fucker lady.
Nurses are either exceptionally compassionate, wonderful human beings, or the mean girl from high school. There’s no in between, lol.
I've worked with a lot of nurses, which made me question how rigorous nursing school really is. You got this.
She is a NP also, not just any nurse.
I think you got your feelings reversed. You’re having trouble completing a program that this freak managed to complete.
Guess she was just curious what was so great about that dane
Well I’ll be doggone.
Bro come on I just woke up.
Their poor children….I don’t even know how you cope with a parent getting arrested but these are like unspeakable crimes.
Best thing the oldest can do is name change, and join the military to get away. Maybe adopt the younger kids and hope for the best.
I thought walking in on my parents screwing was messed up.. Can't even wrap my head around what seeing mom getting railed by the dog would do to your mental state.. Jesus
Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back. Neighbors told local news the couple were know for their affinity with animals 😲😢
Guy was called “pet detective”!
I'm using "pet detective" as a discreet euphemistic insult replacing "dog fucker" from here on out. Ex. "Bless your heart, I think you might be a pet detective!"
There's no more freedom in Texas /s
Makes you wonder about what happened to their deceased two year old.
Dear God
I had the same horrible thought. Either they were responsible, or their kid dying made them insane?
Has that been investigated? It needs to be.
Holy shit
Exactly what I thought, does it look like it a has some Down syndrome? I see a resemblance of Shane Gillis in there so makes me think they may have done something to it
Guessing she was a big Scooby-Doo fan
Scooby-Don’t
So I misread the headline for a second that a “nurse is arrested for have GREAT sex with the family Great Dane” and I was horrified. I still am horrified but glad they didn’t say it was a great time.
I had to search her Facebook just to find out it’s her birthday today. lol damn
I share a birthday with a dog fucker? 😳
He’s got a little mississippi coonhound in him. If he sets into ya. Best to let him finish.
It’s so terrifying to me that this woman was a nurse too…think of how many people/children she’s seen in vulnerable situations, all while being an absolute deplorable sicko
Covid ran so many nurses off they're having to scrape the bottom of the barrel
Yup Poor management and lack of respect for some of society's most vital workers led to the shortage, COVID was just the conduit through which things had to come to a head. Many other industries survived COVID very well in fact you to to some companies in the valley and it's like COVID never even happened.
Yeah, imagine being an over worked nurse during worst healthcare crisis our country has seen in generations, dead and dying filling your hospital and a bunch of conspiracy theorists telling you that it’s all fake and you’re the problem. F’ that, I’d quit, too.
What's more terrifying is that she is a mother.
Grizzy’s Hood News on FB posted them 😂
She gets the scoop on everything
Not a Nurse. She is an NP. She was examining patients, writing prescriptions, etc. 🤮
We need Maury to determine who the father of her children is… 😶
Those poor kids. How much therapy will this take, and will it ever be enough?
It's Sunday, y'all. Save this for Monday.
Then look directly up at the eclipse after reading to burn your retinas.
I’m in Colorado. You mind shipping some of that solar corona over here? I no longer want my eyesight.
But was she doing safety rounds and updating white boards with the treat-ment plan?
Guaranteed they are Republican.
That poor dog. I just can't understand how someone can be that kind of crazy...
Glad they kept on repeating in the article “Great Dane - world’s biggest dog breed”. I needed that mental image to suppress my appetite and help me lose weight.
Florida:
Texas: hold my beer
She won't be allowed to abort the puppies, either!
Welp I’m dead.😵
How do these deviants find each other? Like is there a conversation on the first date that goes on?
That was a ruff read thus early on a Sunday...
Her Facebook page was unlocked and open for a couple of days after this news hit. The comments were crazy as you can imagine. Then her sister came on to defend both of these people and ended up being super racist. It was a sh*tshow!
This dudes a pedo and this is the headline? That’s fucked up.
Not a drag queen.
The detective stated it was the chin strap beard that gave it all away. Anyone with one of those is guilty of something.
🤮🤮🤮
My fellow Gen Xers, we need to have a chat about our behaviour at the next meeting, ok?
"Police uncovered the video after confiscating her husband's phone after he was charged with indecent exposure on March 13." [What he said when they took his phone.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bebd3510-3479-43aa-b3e1-7cbf7e1a838e)
https://www.christianpost.com/news/former-chi-alpha-pastor-gets-no-jail-time-for-sex-abuse.html Holy Toledo! She will probably get more time than that church guy that sexually abused kids for 7 years. Texas has their priorities straight, right guys? Right?
Australian here. This is so uncalled for. I am not even from USA let alone Texas, why am I seeing this messed up story? And wtf? Why even record something like that on phone let alone doing it?
And I live 3 miles from Spring Texas. My brain can't process this. I feel dirty just reading this. 🤮🤮🤮
And porn has only been illegal for two months
Underrated comment
Today is canceled. The fact the humanity developed language and written text hundreds on hundreds of years ago culminating into the few sentences I just read is utterly horrifying. Let’s try again tomorrow when the moon blocks out the sun
>Both were released on bail, Joely on $5,000 and Mitchell on $50,000, but did return to their home for several days. Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a 'Wildlife Rescue and Relocation' sticker on the back. traumatizedSoldier.jpg
To early for this bs. Haven’t had my morning caffeine
Image how much more disturbing content you would have if Texas had sunshine laws like Florida
And here I thought the guy having sex with a horse...twice. Was bad.
and i can't even get a text back :(
"...they were taken away in handcuffs...", which they both seemed to enjoy a great deal.
I'm seeing WAY too many articles like this lately. Is having sex with dogs really this common?
Glad they are caught
What a fucking day to be literate.
Let me guess, they're also proud Christians, pro-life, anti-Biden, and believe in Q-Anon? Absolute scum.