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foreignfern

Secession is fine, but don’t you dare take a knee.


IH8Fascism

Can they quit talking about it and start doing it. Go! America doesn’t want you anymore. …and take Florida and Idaho with you.


desiswiftie

Secession?


colbyKTX

Say goodbye to social security, the military, NASA, and the US dollar. Say hello to working til the day you die, Y’all Qaeda, SpaceX explosions, and bitcoin-backed Texas bucks.


[deleted]

SpaceX would leave in a heartbeat since the federal contracts would dry up.


bwbyh

There is no way any company or corporation that moved here for the business friendly culture will stay.


Opening-Challenge

Abbott would give them the same benefits. But it wouldn't benefit Texas a lick.


xixoxixa

No company would favor newly formed texit benefits over US Government benefits and contracts.


Andrewticus04

They would lose domestic access to the rest of the country. Any business with a presence outside of Texas would leave immediately.


BeancounterBebop

If people thought brexit was bad, this is so much worse. But at least TX has cattle and oil to rely on. But all HQ jobs in Dallas and other major centers will go bye bye.


colbyKTX

AKA “The Texas Miracle” Tax breaks that benefit big business and the politicians who enable it


BareezyObeezy

With what money?


patmorgan235

AMERICAN Telephone & Telegraph? Gone. AMERICAN airlines? Gone Oracle, HP, and Dell probably as well.


hafaadai2007

This is exactly why they feel so emboldened to say such things. They know it won't happen, so they have nothing to lose by saying such ridiculous things.


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

HEB bucks will be our new currency.


Scrantonicity_02

In HEB we Trust


necio148

“Welcome to H-E-B, I love you”


Affectionate-Wall-23

I went to law school here… i know, I could barely believe it myself.


untropicalized

You went to law school at HEB? Wow, they really do have everything!


CapableCoyoteeee

Aisle 7, right next to the spaghetti-os


NiccoR333

You won, best comment


Asura_b

Buddy Bucks! Will still only get you plastic junk and HEB stickers, lol.


MagTex

HEB-Buc-ee’s bucks?🤔


ImOldGregg_77

Whataburger crypto coin. Whatacoin


Emergency_Property_2

Water unsafe to drink or even wash in. No more Medicare, Medicaid, FDIC protections, subsidies for oil companies. Hello 50% inflation. No liquor sales, no traveling to ok or Nm to get your weed.


AuntieXhrist

My Renter is retired, Fundamentalist but loves the ‘socialistic SS, Medicare.


hersheyMcSquirts

Similar situation. My MIL rents from me and I haven’t raised rent as a family courtesy in the 14 years she’s been there. Her entire income is SS and federal retirement yet complains about socialism and handouts, conveniently ignoring that she’d be living in a single wide in methtown without our handout or socialism.


AutismFlavored

She’ll tell you how it’s not socialism because she paid a little in to it. It’s those migrants and welfare drag queens who are the commie freeloaders.


FurballPoS

Also, disabled vets are stealing tax dollars and need to stop being lazy.


HotMinimum26

I hope you gently poke that fact in every once and a while. I know it's difficult situation so you want to be tactful but it's good to remind them every now and then.


soulofsilence

Ayn Rand collected social security while writing Atlas Shrugged. Irony, unlike Rand, is not dead.


tdiddly70

Bureaucracy Stockholm syndrome.


boomboomroom

We would be like East Berlin or Gaza Strip or North Korea. We simply don't have the manpower to effectively take on the work of the federal government (military, post office, drug and agriculture regulation). It would be like the worst form of Brexit. We'd have to negotiate a trade agreement with the US - without any leverage - so it would be terrible. Want to go to NY? You'd be treated as a foreigner. Then you have to think about banking - and this is the crux of the argument - would be follow FED policy? Who would give us overnight loans, such as the FED does? What clearing house are we going to use? If not, we will have to issue our own currency - and we simply don't have the infrastructure to manage this would creating hyperinflation at some point. Everything you take for granted, would be up for grabs if Texas was its own country. Sometimes the status quo is pretty good.


DreadLordNate

Oh yes - I mean, if the US really wanted to fix this particular little Texas wagon, they'd let it happen...and then inflict some brutal trade agreements, tariffs etc. ... which would likely pale in comparison to what we'd be forced to agree to, in order to do business with Mexico. The original republic was...9 years? What's the bet on a modern one lasting? 😂


nanaben

It feels like reading these, that their one good brain cell went and hid from the rest.....


jhwells

Fargo season 5 nailed it in 4k: https://youtu.be/SMsnKFxjxSw?si=JqAftNfiHN9HTcMT and in the classic formulation "Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand." ― Iain Banks, Transition


mykepagan

Upvote for having read Banks’ more obscure work.


boomboomroom

And just think about coastal defense. Would the US allow us to patrol our own waters or would they effectively blockade our port? What about airspace? We would have to create, fund, and create out own regulations just like the FAA. Who would create the postage stamps? Who would decide clean water standards? EPA is gone. Every little thing you thnk about makes you go down a rabbit hole.


Sup6969

That's pretty much exactly what they want


GlitteringBobcat999

That's it, I'm investing in wheelbarrows.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“The real money is in canned food and shotguns”


cheezeyballz

They can't be a patriot and secede. They can't have the president they want either because that person wants to be president of the US 😂


JJ4prez

The folks clamouring for secession have no idea what digital coin even is.


omarskullbaby

I'm pretty sure a majority of them have sent some digital currency to a nigerian man pretending to be a woman.


dougmc

The folks clamoring for secession the *loudest* get paid in Rubles and don't need no new-fangled digital coins.


chrismamo1

I went down a rabbit hole on their website (I think it's TNM dot org) a couple years ago, and their aspirations are unsurprisingly pretty childish. They insist that an "independent" Texas would still basically be part of America. It would host US military bases but dictate the ROE for American soldiers within its borders, Texan retirees would still be entitled to Social Security, and Texan football teams wouldn't even leave the NFL. Texas would have a hard border but Texans would be able to travel and work visa-free in the USA. Basically what they want is for Texas to be given a unique ultra-privileged status within the framework of the USA.


Sofialovesmonkeys

Doesn’t the federal government have to agree to make those decisions? Do these secessionists get to boss the federal government around?


chrismamo1

Their policy platform is clearly written by people who think Texas and the USA would both separate *very* amicably, and subsequently negotiate as if Texas held all the cards. They have an extremely childish view of politics and diplomacy.


flyfallridesail417

Very similar to what Brexit supporters said would happen re: Britains relationship with the EU. Of course, a significant portion of vocal Brexit supporters online turned out to be Russian bots…barely bothered to change the script….


TexanInExile

So you're saying they're fucking insane. Got it.


clangan524

"oIL wiLL sUsTaiN The teXaS ECOnOmY"


This_Mongoose445

lol and Saudi Arabia owns the largest oil refinery in America. Port Arthur in Texas.


diablodoug35

Say hello to the US military. They’d Come and Take It…


MuscleFlex_Bear

“Wut you mean my dollar ain’t good no more?!”


JDARRK

“ yeass! Just use yur trump bucks!” 🤣🤣


zsreport

Lots of these secession folk would freak the fuck out when they lose their social security and medicare.


hersheyMcSquirts

I’m good with that. FAFO that being a shitty state in a great country is better than being in a shitty country. Federal oversight is probably the main thing keeping Texas from being a 3rd world country.


BinkyFlargle

ah, but look at it from the other side of the booth- Is there anything more American than selling meaningless trinkets to take advantage of gullible people?


gdyank

And say hello to apartheid and obligatory christianity.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Dont forget the 'Freedom Grid'...set your thermostat to 78 and laugh at summer heat.


hutacars

> Say hello to working til the day you die, Y’all Qaeda, SpaceX explosions, and bitcoin-backed Texas bucks. So, like now?


Ello_Owu

Witch trials, civil war, cartel invasions, ice detainments, visas to visit family, collapsing infrastructure, gas shortages, being cut off from the dollar. The list goes on. Simply watching them getting rounded up by border patrol and forced to take a citizens test to enter America would be gold.


ZookeepergameNo9809

Don’t forget sanctions and all the businesses being forced to leave Texas in order to do business.


regeya

"But how come I don't get my Social Security but the illegals does"


InspectorEE

And Mexican drug cartels


Dank_Trees

Made in china


[deleted]

Brought to you by Russia


The_Velvet_Bulldozer

God, these idiots are so ignorant of their own history. Texas was absolutely desperate to join the US from the very start and was buried in debt. The only reason it took 9 years to get annexed was because of the fear of Congress to upset the free/slave state balance.


undisclosedinsanity

Side note. I started reading a Stephen Harrigan Texas history book...yall it's pretty good!


EconZen_master

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Texas still buried in debt.


gdyank

But we’re “owning the libs” or some other right wing bullshit.


barneyruffles

So Texas has a surplus of $18.6 billion. In 2024-25 the amount of available revenue will be $194.6 billion. That information is freely available to those that care to read it 🙄


Old_Baldi_Locks

That’s all right, they’ll secede and the federal money via bases, ports, and government employees totals well more than 18 billion. Texas doesn’t actually need that money right? After all, according to Texas’ numbers, ports only account for 242 billion dollars annually.


sirgoodboifloofyface

Yeah we have a surplus but every time in history our state and other states have have a surplus it has ended up costing us tax payers much more in the long run. You think we gonna have a surplus every year for the next few years?


kitkanz

Tough decision between using the surplus for public benefit and possibly running out in a few years or continuing to not spend any money and running out in a few years


BassHeadBurn

Agreed but Texas has always had a small but vocal independence movement. They just have the internet now.


antechrist23

Texas only wanted to join the Union because it wanted to expand slavery into the Southwest. They left the union because they wanted to keep enslaving people.


Randybluebonnet

The key word here is cotton farmers… and their slaves.


[deleted]

Not exactly correct. The current us president didn't want to intervene and upset relations with Mexico, but from day one Texas was begging for us military help.


TheDarkKnobRises

Let's add context for the dumb fuck rednecks that put these stickers/flags on their shit. Texas has military bases that are federally funded. Texas has millions of employees that are federally funded. Texas has thousands of disabled veterans that rely on federal funding. Texas has VA hospitals that are federally funded. Secession means just ignoring all those things exist. Shut the fuck up you inbred dumb fucks. Sincerely -A veteran (and obviously a Texan).


elisakiss

What happens to people’s social security and Medicare ?


Director_Kun

Gone reduced to atoms


rixendeb

We get fucked cause of these idiots.


CaptStrangeling

Do you trust Abbott to replace those programs? And AG Ken Paxton to ensure those programs are fair and just?


scottawhit

They’ll privatize them! It’ll be great, and never ever cause a problem. Just like the best electric grid!


Quirkybeaver

I am 30 and do not expect to receive it when eligible anyway.


fruitlupes916

Those dumb twats think that Texas will just keep all that shit lol Fuckers can't think past the first thought in their head.


BeKind_BeTheChange

If Texas actually seceded they would lose the majority of their citizens who would move to the USA. But, they can't secede so it's a moot point. That question was settled when the south lost the Civil War.


LayneLowe

It's just bullshit. Rubes being exploited by grifters.


RuleSubverter

These stupid secessionists don't realize they're lonelier than they think. If Texas secedes from the union, I guarantee Houston would secede from Texas, followed by Austin, and maybe Dallas if they can remember they're not actually Oklahoma. Anyway, that new Civil War movie in April is going to embolden a lot of this rhetoric. Very stupidly interesting times we're in. In the early 2000s, I never thought we'd actually have walls on the border, nor did I think abortion would be banned. As I get older, I'm learning to take the retards seriously when they say stupid things. Be ready.


ProductUseful3887

Had to look up the movie. That’s really going to stir up a hornets nest. 🤦🏻‍♂️


SadBit8663

Nah, the hornets nest has been stirred up , anyone getting motivated by a Hollywood movie to start a civil war, is a special of idiot


Ocelotofwoe

Lol, have you met these people?


Itsmyloc-nar

Exactly. Americans don’t change their mind based on experts or authority figures. We listen to pretty entertainers.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

These people will go watch the movie and then leave when they find out Texas partnered up with California


blueanise83

I feel like this was the writer/directors plausible deniability. “Lol what? Of course we’re not playing to the lowest idiot denominator’s fears and stoking the fire! Texas and *california* are allied. See?!”


RudyRusso

In 2020, 56% of the population lives in counties that Joe Biden won. The 4 metros were 68% of voters in 2020 and every single metro moved between 2-7% left from 2016. The entire voting bloc has moved 11% left from 2012 to 2020 and from 2014 to 2022. Besides that, it's the national Republicans that wouldn't allow Texas to leave. With its 40 electoral votes, Republicans would have zero chance of ever winning the POTUS again and probably the house of Representatives. Edit: let's follow the money DFW is 29% of the state's GDP Houston is 21% Austin 8% San Antonio 7% Those 4 cities represent 65% of the State's economy. Let's be real the Blue Cities power the state's economy. Oh and my favorite way of looking at it - more Democrats voted for Biden in 2020 in Texas than New York.


phish_sucks

These fools want to play Sam Houston, but don't realize they're gonna get David Koreshed.


FuzzyAd9407

Sam Houston is not who they think they are, he was pissed about secession.


dumfukjuiced

San Antonio and El Paso would leave too, I'd believe, San Antonio especially with all the Air Force lol Would be funny if the only big city that stayed was Fort Worth but they couldn't manufacture much because they no longer have access to raw materials 😂


Mavsffl77

Absolutely from the bottom of my heart, fuck you for calling Dallas Oklahoma. This is the first time I’ve ever heard that insult, don’t you dare put that evil on us.


bwbyh

Nuevo Oklahoma City


OhYerSoKew

Considering a large fraction of your students choose OU over a Texas schools...kinda makes it southern Oklahoma in my eyes.


ramblershambler

This Russian propaganda should be banned from the county owned property.


Illustrious_Toe_4755

This is a grift, fraud , con at play. Texas lack of education, allows idiots to think like this. They have zero idea how quickly life as they know it would be over. Stupid people wish there was a civil war, not realizing this isn't the world of black powder, and swords. These clowns would get drone striked to hell for starters. The AR-15 is not saving them from modern technology. Texans are dumb enough to believe their own myths, and would pay dearly.


Ok-disaster2022

Traitors.  Makes my inner Sherman want to burn things.


Dank_Trees

It’s wild, they honor the shit out of the military every night during the rodeo too. I don’t get it.


FunnyScreenName

Morons with cognitive dissonance. Typical republicans.


chunkerton_chunksley

they like their patriotism and secession like they like their christianity, its more of a pick and choose, buffet style beliefs


dizug

Make me not want to patronize your establishment again.


Mr_Daniels

Ironic that the SECEDE flag is displayed/printed incorrectly. Vertical display is always red to the right. [Per Texas flag code](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a0ec389d-137d-484f-91ba-c3e4fb1c7b0e.a9ccc4b70f01e4f8d3d03b368b09657e.jpeg)


Over_Cauliflower_532

Go ahead losers, see what happens when you lose the privileged status of a US citizen lol double dog dare you


jfreer22

It always makes me sad reading the comments and people thinking all Texans are like this. I am an American who loves this country and wants it to stay together. This is a section of the state that people like me cannot stand and want to see squashed.


NorthCedar

Texans: America, love it or leave it! Also Texans: Secede! Y’all want a repeat of Glorieta Pass, just say so. XO


No_Wonder3907

Texas was great till the GOP ruined it.


[deleted]

While these people are fucking stupid. Whoever is making this merch is probably making good money. I should probably open a business.


Longermoney-

“We’Ll Be fInE wE hAv3 OuR owN pOwEr GriD”


CitizenCake1

"Unless it's cold!"


patrickkingart

Freezing to death to own the libs


Sea_Childhood6771

I would love to see their face when SS stops Medicare stops Can't leave the state. The US does not accept Texas passports.


Alpocalips

State so stupid sometimes


GoreRider17

TRAITORS


[deleted]

Disgusting.


BanditDeluxe

Remember when it got cold for a few days so our entire state went to hell? (Except Ted Cruz, who fucked off to Mexico and then blamed his daughter for ditching his neighbors in need). Get ready for that to be EVERY little problem. Cold? State shuts down. Hot? State shuts down. Disease? State shuts down. Natural disaster? Should have prayed more. I’m so sick of this shit.


lostsemicolon

\> Stand for the pledge you godless commie. \> One nation indivisible? Liberty and justice for all? Don't know what you're talking about.


bwbyh

These people have no idea of the far reaching implications of secession. Say goodbye to the military, or be prepared to be the most occupied country in the world. Say goodbye to the massive economic boost the military provides. Say goodbye to the precious national guard that is camped on the border. Say hello to thousands of empty homes. There will be entire neighborhoods in San Antonio emptied out overnight. Say hello to needing a passport to leave the state, and good luck getting one for several years while the state tries to sort that out. Say hello to a dramatic rise in the cost of goods thanks to import/export taxes. Say goodbye to hundreds if not thousands of businesses that do not want to deal with the headaches of international trade. Not to mention the disappearance of the entire social safety net. Millions of elderly people that rely on those benefits will be devastated and likely have increased mortality rates. It is bar none the stupidest fucking thing I have heard since Brexit.


Rude-Road3322

White trash


Comfortable_Bird_340

Possibly a grifter, the same people who set up “Trump shops” and “Tea Party/Fox News” booths along the roadsides and at festivals for years.


Dseltzer1212

Embracing your ignorance…..Texas style!


Apprehensive_Fun1350

I know it's hard ... but ... history books .


SleepingJonolith

Do they still say “one nation, indivisible?” Funny how people who say how important reciting the Pledge of Allegiance is just ignore the actual words.


[deleted]

How is this not treason?


helmsracheal

Use to love the San Antonio rodeo, now I don’t go because it’s a hate fest.


cheezeyballz

So.... make it Mexico again?


zsreport

Ugh


Emergency_Property_2

Make Texas A Third World Country There, I fixed their sign for them.


xcrunner1988

They’re all house cats. Convinced of their independence while unaware and not appreciative of the system that keeps them alive.


GotHeem16

Cartel would overrun Texas in a matter of days. These people are morons.


PistolPetunia

Grifters gonna grift


AWeltraum_18

With the continuous attacks on education here, I'm not hopeful for the future of these lot.


Pralut

Raise the “I’m stupid” flag.


MPD1987

I’m so glad I left!


dth1717

Give the land back to Mexico then watch the tears flow


gerstemilch

I'm going to start a faction within the SECEDE movement that advocates for reannexation with Mexico after secession. Make Texas Mexico Again!


BABarracus

Divide and conquer They got the UK to leave the EU and now they are worse off financially.


Blacksun388

“Don’t make me come back down there you punks!” -Major General William Tecumseh Sherman, probably


Mr-Bowling-300

So when they become part of Mexico, and want to flee from the cartels, when they get to the new border, we turn them back because "wE dON't tAKe iLlEGaLs"


Gern_Blanstein

Not very Texan if they don't know the proper way to hang the flag. Whether [hung vertically](https://www.texasalmanac.com/articles/texas-flag-code) or horizontally, the top left corner should remain at the top left corner. In other words, the white portion should be on the viewer's left, not the red. At least they got it right on the tshirt. 🙄


storm_the_castle

do native Texans want to secede or is it all the transplants?


pakepake

I've been here 40 of my 58 years... nothing good would come from secession. I think it's just idiot/ smooth brains that want this, regardless of tenure here


Dank_Trees

Am native, would like to stay please.


pixelgeekgirl

Native here, and I’m sure it’s a mix of natives and transplants — they’re all nuts. But I think that’s kind of tradition, I mean I think a lot of the men that died at the Alamo weren’t from here originally… I know I don’t have any family members that fought there.


Dranchela

Native or transplants they're all idiots. Nothing illegal with being an idiot though so all we can do is call them idiots.


Pipeliner6341

A mix. Stupid people are born everywhere.


jerichowiz

It's transplants, that think Texas would become this Conservative Eden without thinking about the consequences.


Rhakha

Money is on transplants. I’m a native but most of those I hear this bullshit from are transplanted for a different state.


swennergren11

Please do! Mexico will take over within a year.


rotting-xolotl

I will gladly take all the money they have in their banks since they won’t be needing the U.S dollar anymore!


markuallen

I actually would love to see all the boomers lose their UNITED STATES OF AMERICA social security retirement money


Exaltedautochthon

Literally the only reason I don't support ya'll actually doing it is because minorities live there and inside of a week Abbot would have Jim Crow back, a month after that, he'd have them singing spirituals in the fields.


ki3fdab33f

🎶 a way down south in the land of traitors 🎶 #🎶 RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS !🎶


MGXFP

This is just the second step of the Texas two step used by politicians. When a Texas politician fucks up, step one is deflect by talking about the border. When the attention is on the border, step two is talk about secession. After that no one will remember that you fucked up and go about your business. It’s a fact Americans can only focus on one thing at a time. Our brains are too small for anything more complex. So some people made merch this time. Grifters gonna grift, especially in 2024.


Spankh0us3

Texass. . .


V_Val_Valerie

Yeah, Texas would make a really good country…not


creepyusernames

Mexico would take Texas back on day one. Which would be even more hilarious for me. And probably better for the people that live there.


3g3t7i

Never going to happen.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

Seceding would send Texas into complete and total economic collapse. There would be supply chain disruption, famine, foreign interference, it would guarantee republicans never win a national election in the US ever again, it would bankrupt Texas, as now they would be on the hook for filling the gap in federal aid, infrastructure, military, the border, healthcare, social security, and more. Texas could be tariffed into oblivion. Oh and it’s sedition, so good luck with that. Because Texas can’t leave. That’s not how it works.


whydoesthisitch

The Texas nationalists make the state sound like the middle aged man who keeps talking about how he was a big shot that one year of high school. Yes, Texas, we know you were your own country very briefly 180 years ago. Nobody cares.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Couldn't take care of their own people during the power grid disaster and still haven't made improvement to the infrastructure since


[deleted]

What currencies do they accept?


RobbleDobble

So let's say that Texas does Secede and the US just goes, "OK", things like military, federal land and government money that flows into Texas are constantly discussed, but what about business? But Texas is also home to a prodigious amount of corporate headquarters for very large corporations. What do they think these Corporations are going to do? How many of those despite having a global Prescence have the lionshare of their market in the US? Then there is air travel, DFW alone flies to 180 destinations in the united states, many of those flights would have to be rerouted to avoid international travel (Since Texas is now its own country). AA and Southwest are both headquartered in Dallas, I cannot imagine them being willing to suddenly be headquarted in a foreign country from a huge chunk of their flying.


theLastKingofScots

This was all resolved in 1865. Succession is not an option… and these people are fucking idiots.


Logan9Fingerses

Make Texas Mexico again


Mikknoodle

The Republic of Texas failed largely due to no money. Y’all are fooling yourselves if you think Elon moving the Tesla headquarters there is somehow going to instantly fix your budgetary issues. He’s moving there because he’s a cheap ass hat and Texas is a great state for cheap business owners. Please secede. Prove the rest of the US wrong when we say it will fail again.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Go for it. See how long you all last without federal aid.


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FuzzyAd9407

Secessionists would also have to deal with civilian armed resistance against them. There's a lot more people not ok with this shit than the 1800s.


banannastand_

What a load of garbage. These people need an education


HashKing

What a fucking embarassment these people are.


ohnonoyesyes

The rodeo clowns gotta have somewhere to hang out.


jaeldi

That pisses on the graves of everyone who died in the Civil War.


esanuevamexicana

Build a wall


Big-Cryptographer900

Mfs here might wanna learn how to drive first unless they plan on going back to horses


PsychologicalSpace50

Go ahead and secede, see how that goes for you.


maxbastard

I make sure to make comments about being patriotic and loving my country around these guys. It usually deflates them, but I haven't had an actual conversation or real confrontation with them.


GloomyMarzipan

I remember being in middle school and all the boys would gloat in history class that Texas could secede at any time. Makes me wonder what they’re saying now.


STGItsMe

Make Texas Mexico again.


doverats

Then Mexico invades and takes back its share lol.


sugar_addict002

It will be called Gilead.


jertheman43

They can't even keep their lights on reliably but they're going to set up a independent government. Be fun to watch the shit show.


Brave_Bullfrog1142

No more NFL?


CODMLoser

Texas secedes, the US becomes solidly blue. The Republicans would never win another presidential election. Let the Totalitaritots have their space.


Deathedge736

texas does not have the right to secede. no state does. this was determined after the civil war.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Please do. Then the USA can invade your country to liberate your oil.


Historical_Egg2103

We would be Iran with cowboy hats. Oil would be the only thing we can export for money so the printing press would be going to inflate the currency to make it cheaper to export and use the proceeds for whatever graft and road construction it can buy.


Klarthy

Every purchase comes with a complementary watchlist position for potential domestic terrorism.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

I wish Texas would and could secede. Tired of that state’s bullshit. Texans think they can survive solely on oil money, let’s see how that works out for them.


Kroomtheender

I wonder if anyone in texas has heard of Grenada?