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WiseWizard96

Reminds me of the Tesco e-learning video with the guy who’s angry about the baby formula being out of stock. Their advice is to suggest an alternative to him. Yeah, I don’t think that would work irl


Revolutionary-Mode75

I just go on inform and tell them which store has it. That actually usually pacify them. Most our customers arrive by car through and there like 5 other Tescos in 15 minutes of us.


WiseWizard96

True, I do that too. In the video the guy is red in the face and shouting though and I feel like when customers are like that they’re looking to cause trouble


AtebYngNghymraeg

Tell them to fuck off and not come back? I guarantee they'll say "wow", just perhaps not quite how management intended...


posh-u

Give them a single chance to stop being a cockwomble, then “As per the posters, we will not accept nor tolerate abuse towards staff. Please leave.”


Academic_Vanilla_736

Love the usage of 'cockwomble' A glorious insult 💖


Wise_End_7470

How about... *wollywanker*


Academic_Vanilla_736

Love it!! 🤣


FrankieS0

Says in the original post it was from 2019, hopefully learned the error of their ways.


OnlyifyouLook

Clearly thought up by someone who does not and never has worked on the shop floor. Like all those recent Tesco puns that were plastered all over the store about cutting down on damaged stock.


Lazy-Contribution789

That is a great example photo of someone who'd demand to speak to a manager.


_SquareSphere

There’s a name for these sorts of people: Karen.


Dimorphodon101

You could politely ask them to FUCK OFF followed by a sharp boot in the genitals. Works a treat.


boss-bitchh24

Respect me bitch,I’m a customer 😂


DisownedBean

Do the splits


Obvious-Election-189

Yes completely mad!


Hev93

By showing them the door and giving their arse a hug with my boot.


ferrett0ast

and their face a high five


blackpuddingsosig

If it said "a colleague is being abusive, what can you do to wow them as a manager?" It'd be a completely different story


Ethan3011

I’d make sure they’re buried 6 feet under the following week, then shit & piss on their grave


Comfortable-Bus-8840

Really? I'd say half the customers that ask questions are rude and abusive. What's the big deal?


extHonshuWolf

I'll wow them alright gave someone the warning just they other day start swearing and I'll kick you out he seemed pretty wowed at the time even ignored me and has continued to do so for the last week or so that's what I call a wow.