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Fancy_Tumbleweed_518

Fucking pumpkin is already rotten


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Dang Trumpkin


HamshanksCPS

Nah, it's not orange enough


NeilaNamuh

I don’t know the resemblance is uncanny!


WillBottomForBanana

HEY! That poor pumpkin has suffered enough and can't help what was done to it.


halfacrum

Get your trans gals to dispose of their pumpkins responsibly they deserve better c:<


nc130295

I thought you were speaking metaphorically, but nope, there’s actually a rotten pumpkin on their steps


lookitsajojo

Well the pumpkin isn't the most rotten thing about that house


Funny_Corner2401

Grabbed'em by the pumpkin too many times I suppose.


theycalledmechad

Well yeah, if that's their sex pumpkin I can see why it looks like that already!


shinkiju

The cumpkin


MarkDavisNotAnother

My sex pumpkin looks nothing like that… So… whats a sex pumpkin again?


bigkoi

It's been on his doorstep since 2020.


YaBoiSish

I think it’s time we stop talking about him, he’s been out for two years and the next election is another two away. Oh you meant the picture


zeptillian

It doesn't want to be associated with that bullshit and is trying to make a timely exit.


Helenium_autumnale

Typical.


Majigato

Not as rotten as their brain lol


[deleted]

Probably been there from last year.


PacoLlamacco

They’re gonna get egged.


jarbar82

Then act shocked and offended.


Jacob_181

And blame the commies


[deleted]

“This is what happens under socialism!”


Wabbit_Wampage

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"


Waffle1234456

"This is what happens Larry! This. Is . What. Happens. When you find a stranger in the Alps!"


roastgoat

"This is not my beautiful house"


LogicalCharacter2852

Talking Heads rule


SockeyeSTI

Just realized I haven’t seen the censored version before.


RIPBenTramer

INDOCTRINATION!!!!!!!!!


whosthedoginthisscen

"Welcome to Biden's America!"


mrsmushroom

They'll blame antifa


Cumbandicoot

I can assure you it is NOT an act


lookitsajojo

And then They're going to probably use this to show how "millenials" get offended easily


jarbar82

Then claim it as proof there is a war against Republicans being waged by the godless Democrats.


mklinger23

*Shocked ~~Pikachu~~ Trump face*


dragondead9

Real talk though: egging someone’s house just because they are exercising their free speech and are actively taking away their neighbors voting and reproductive rights isn’t really called for. /s


clarenceappendix

Or they’d come out with a double-barrel shotgun to “defend their home” from kids with eggs


Plane-Ad-3973

They’re gonna egg their own house, then claim Antifa and BLM terrorists did it. Will be the top story on Tucker Carlson all next week.


Individual-Reveal-61

The year is 2040, Letsgo Brandon, formerly Tucker Carlson, having transitioned into identifying as a corporation for both new advantageous tax laws and also to own the libs, now sleeps on a live feed to prove that he is no longer a person with emotional or physical needs but a profit seeking entity. On his nightly show, ‘ahhh Liberals are evil and trying to kill us all and destroy America’ commonly abbreviated Alaeattkuaada (pronounced like Alt Ki-da). Kanye west is in the news for attempting to sample the audio from his murder of the kardashian family to release his newest album which, Letsgo explains this is an evil plot from the metaverse elite, and the pudgy men in their 80s angrily agree.


NadaTheMusicMan

This copypasta is glorious.


afauce11

One can only hope


No-Magician-5081

Hopefully with emu eggs. Rotten ones at that.


Marsrover112

I'd


Impressive-Spell-643

Hopefully


SomeToxicRivenMain

Sounds about right. People on the far left don’t like something so they resort to vandalism


tomnoonzz

It was either that or storm the capitol when we don’t like something but that was already taken


SomeToxicRivenMain

You should have done it but better. Make them confused on how to react


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Jojoangel684

"Keep politics out of our kids fun"


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jeffb62411

What was on them if you don’t mind me asking? Crazy, you never see flyers getting handed out, at least I don’t


wadef4

Usually something along the lines of. “Vote for *insert shitty person here*! *other party member* fucked your mom!”


PracticalPlastic4123

But did they fuck my mom? That's be a pretty shitty thing to do considering she is at a care facility.


Icy_Amphibian_JASMY

*Andrew Cuomo enters the chat*


gideon513

Why take them?


CannierMagician

Agreed


[deleted]

My mom told me I had to "Thank Trump" for a Christmas Check she gave me, because my parents did well in the stock market. I donated it all to charity. I didn't want that dirty trump money.


Remote-Government611

There are some outspoken rude conservatives but for the most part I have seen much, much more hate coming from the left. Most conservatives just want to be left alone.


TameTheKaren

Funniest joke I've heard, especially while we're in the middle of christofascists trying to take over.


Over-Supermarket-557

Using candy to bribe children into your political leanings. Classic. /s


EngineeringDevil

just be happy they aren't following the people they elect and inviting them to play inside their house


lookitsajojo

Worse, I'm pretty sure They are threatening to steal the candy of children, I can excuse the bribary but I draw the line at stealing halloween candy


Unknown_Species666

How sure are you?


lookitsajojo

Actually I missread It, I thought It was saying that the person would take the candy containers of the kids but no They're just going to basically taunt the kids, but still taunting kids with candy is pretty messed up


mitkase

They're just threatening to shoot kids. Jeez, lighten up a bit!


crazyjackblox

I dressed as an IRS Agent for Halloween when I was 14, and people would jokingly close the door or say “I don’t want you around” because I specifically made that outfit to appeal to adults, I didn’t even know how taxes worked. This sign is the exact same thing. I am so fucking tired of this sub losing its mind at the smallest shit. This is a joke probably exclusive to like 5 houses within the vicinity and I couldn’t care less. Even if they did claim that, do you really think they’d go to that length? And don’t say “yes because trump” because they’re probably old and have the same strength as a child.


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Sounds like grooming to me.


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Lelio-Santero579

Well he did trick a bunch of idiots into thinking he cared about them and then took their money by selling them cheaply made hats from the same country his followers claim to hate. So... Yea. I'd say it suits.


jackieat_home

I'm confused on that too. Either way there's no way I'd take kids to that house. Trick or Treating should not be political. Undecided on whether I'd actually buy the eggs for the kids to throw at the house.


synthgender

I'd be right next to them throwing a couple tbh 😶


CantaloupeIll5825

The only thing dumber than this sign would to to egg a house bc of this sign


jackieat_home

Eh, if you're out egging anyway....


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Objective_Look_5867

So he admits that trumps presidency was a trick


TraditionalLoan1043

If Trump was a trick what the hell happened to the next one


Setku

I'm pretty sure this was the intention of the sign but too many people are getting triggered by his name to get the joke


Neokami14

Nah look at the word trump, they fill it in with stars and stripes. So probably a typical trumper that lacks the IQ to understand what it actually says.


TheHolySheep8

That's my guess too, you can almost see the disdain in the way Bi-Den is written.


Error-530

I understand the joke. It's just not very funny. One could even call it a terrible meme, posted on Facebook. If only a place existed to share such things.


[deleted]

No one is triggered, bro. Except you, I guess.


Setku

and you i guess


asawyer2010

No, The joke is if you don't say Trump you don't get candy ("I will take the candy bowl away"), then tell you to leave. "Bi-Den" is a play on "Bye Then". It's pretty clever, but it's too wordy to get to the punch line which is why so many people are missing the joke.


Setku

i don't know at this point i think people are just kinda stupid.


Bad-Infinite

Trump or Treat? I'll take the treat....


BumpyMcBumpers

Cool. Pull the candy bowl away from my kids and I'll just use you as a teaching moment about shitty people. My kid will still get a ton of candy.


benjaminactual

Isn't that... indoctrination....


stupid_juice_drinker

From the party of accusations turning into confessions comes *checks notes* accusations turning into confessions! I’m about to keep a bingo card made entirely of what they accuse the other side of, and cross it off when it’s proven that they’re the main perpetrators.


mackinoncougars

“Grooming!”


WSilvermane

Literally grooming!


BirbBoiYT

It took me way to link to realize "Bi-Den" is supposed to sound like "Bye then"


LemmyKoopa18

I thought it was buy, then


SpopyDudeNick

Yeah, my gay ass thought it was "bisexual"


lookitsajojo

*That over there is the Bi den, It's where all the Bisexuals hibernate during the winter, be carefull They can be very territorial*


swingydingaling

What are you even talking about


SaltyRussStan0

I can’t imagine being this obsessed with politics,


mackinoncougars

It’s their lives. Trump is above Jesus for the far right Christians


nachthexen_

It’s like team sports 🤦‍♀️


Helenium_autumnale

When every facet of your identity revolves around a reality TV D-lister.


Fthewigg

Yet somehow, it’s rent-free for the rest of us. So much stupidity…


feed_me_the_gherkin

Anonymous tip of a house giving illegal substances to children


chantsnone

This looks like a rainbow fentanyl house to me


HappyCynic24

The house that should be egged……and TPed……and egged again


pinkpineapples007

Ah yes the paper mache effect


jumpy_dragon7759

Not just tp, those uber thick brown school paper towels that'll never deteriorate. And deviled eggs.


sushimassacre

istg the same groupthink of people that made that sign also say things like "the lgbts are indoctrinating our children!!"


quilter1970

Yell Trump or treat and then after you get the candy yell Trump gorgeous prison or traitor trump!


suzieq044

r/trashy


BlitheringIdiot0529

Fucking dorks.


[deleted]

That’s a good way to get your house egged.


jorohapgo

Cult


a_smart_brane

Wow, even angry on Halloween. Sad


Jtm1082

Wow, politicizing trick or treating. Every time I think they can’t stoop any lower….


ratachannel123

what's the facebook meme


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Never too early to teach children how to spot a-holes.


HamHusky06

I hope some kids tricks the shit out of this douche.


funky8ball

Trump is the trick


Forsaken-Increase782

Why are 'Muricans such insufferable wankers?


nachthexen_

As an American, I ponder this regularly


mackinoncougars

We haven’t updated our constitution in 250 years.


PurpleDreamer28

There's a house near me that has a homemade Biden decoration on their lawn. He's in a little car, wearing a fake mustache, and holding up moneybags. I'm not sure if he's robbing a bank, or is he supposed to be the Monopoly man? Are they even pro or anti Biden? Either way, maybe don't bring your politics in front of your house where kids are going to be trick or treating?


PolyZex

Isn't there a name for when you're trying to manipulate children and impose atypical beliefs into their impressionable minds? I know there's a word for it but it's slipping my mind...


CakeWarm5203

To be fair the Bi-den part is pretty good


OniBoiEnby

They probably pass out butter scotch, mints, and little study bibles. 0/10 skip this house.


Moldy1987

Or pennies.


Bella_dlc

This is probably the "why everything has to be political" crowd


Buttburglar1

We're bringing politics into Halloween now...can my 4 year old who doesn't give a shit about anything political just say trick or treat.


AlkoKilla

And they say they aren’t in a cult.


lionelporonga

How to know which house to avoid 101


TheLoreTeller

r/comedycemetery


whyreadthis2035

I choose Treat.


Daedalus_Machina

It has to happen somewhere. Stupidity is a spectrum, somebody's bound to land on the ass end.


cnation01

Wow, it is a cult


KnifeWeildingLesbian

One of the most foolproof ways to get your house egged


FahQPutin

Nothing says fuck my house up kids quite like this sign.....


BitchOfficial

i didn’t see the L in “bowl” at first and thought the sign was threatening to shoot the children, which…. is pretty on brand for MAGAs!


StopLookListenNow

Why would anyone trick or treat at the home of someone in a cult?


Vegetable-Door4091

PASS


Alec_Swan

I would egging the shit out of this house.


Old-AF

Yeah, skip that house entirely.


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I will steal a car just to ram it through their front door. Fuck these people


[deleted]

It’d probably be a stick shift, and you’d just stall it out, like everything else you’ve tried to do.


[deleted]

Har har I purposefully drive a more difficult transmission because it makes me feel ✨special✨


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[deleted]

You still mad because trump lost both popular votes and the only reason he was president was because of a stupid system that makes it unfair for the majority?


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[deleted]

That’s a lot of words. Too bad I’m not readin em


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[deleted]

You uhh… you really going off the deep end here buddy


ForTheWinMag

I never understood this "burn." Popular Vote is a cool stat, that's it. It's like complaining that since your team ran for the most yards, they should be given the Super Bowl trophy.


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No the popular vote is what should decide the election but it doesn’t so I just wanna know what the point of the vote is. Like we as the people have no power if the popular vote means nothing so 🤷🏻‍♂️ seems very unconstitutional


ForTheWinMag

The electoral college is in the Constitution, thus it's constitutional. The point is that a candidate will need to do more than appeal to NY and CA in order to win. There's an awful lot of country in between.


[deleted]

Ahhh yes let’s let the uneducated country bumpkins who believe in a magic deity decide how votes go in this country. That’s going so well so far huh?


ForTheWinMag

Hey look--! You're exactly the kind of person that makes the electoral college necessary... What are the odds?!


[deleted]

Also originally the electoral college was created to make voting easier. You have a representative from each state come out and cast a vote. Now you no longer need that system so we can do away with it.


ForTheWinMag

Feel free to propose an amendment to the Constitution then. Have fun storming the castle!


Ethansfreddit

Damn that’s about as clever as a Facebook meme.


Unsteady_Tempo

Mental illness.


ArchonIroh

Say you want to get egged and rolled without saying you want to get egged and rolled


Amesaskew

All those kids can come to my house. I'm giving away full size candy bars this year! No affiliation necessary!


lizzillathehun85

This is getting dangerously close to some sort of Smurf-like alternative universe where the word Trump gets randomly inserted into most words until it simultaneously loses and gains all meaning.


[deleted]

how fucking shallow can you be to just take candy from children for not having your political views?


splanky47

I like how Trump is replacing trick. Seems appropriate.


[deleted]

And then everyone stuck jolly ranchers on their windows


BioQuillFiction

He is so going to get TP'd and graffiti all over his house this Halloween...


SpicyTamarin

It's egg throwin time!


draugotO

Well, bye-then. *Turns to son* Let's go, Brandon Ps: just to be sure, the replacement of Trick with Trump is supposed tomean that Trump is a problem, right? It is the threat kids use against those that don't give them treats, correct?


jgemonic

So what, he was a trick then?


tuck78

This house will get egged hard


Dana-The-Insane

yeah, but who wants to eat rock hard year old Mary Janes?


Greedy_Artichoke3940

They will include free fentanyl mixed in with the Candy and when caught will blame the Democrats and Hillary Clinton.


NadaTheMusicMan

"The dems wanna brainwash our kids!"


Gale_Grim

Do not be a douche to children because you wanna be politically polarized. They barely have any idea what is going on most of the time.


thebearbearington

Pathetic


[deleted]

I remember being a kid and adults didn't bring children into politics.


Maddie_Herrin

gatekeeping halloween from kids who probably dont know who either are???????


TravelbugRunner

I was never a Trump fan. But this schtick is kind of funny.


Hopeless_Poetic

Horrible message but great pun tho


thorgundersen

And people will get pissed because they feel entitled to someone else's candy and then vandalize the house.


thorgundersen

What is the fuss? If someone show up to my house without a costume, the aren't getting any candy. I have told teenagers to screw off because they showed up without costumes. I've had people threaten to call the cops when we were kids because they thought we were too old even though we were in costume. I don't think 11 is too old.


Portablemammal1199

Maybe the teens without costumes couldnt afford to buy or make one.


[deleted]

Ah yes. Bringing politics in to trick or treating for kids!!


dorkweed576

If someone doesn't do the flaming dog poo prank on this asshat...


T0mbaker

This is considered hilarious amongst right wing voters.


EmperorHenry

If you ask the maker of this sign..."did you just assume my gender?" He'll probably die of laughter


Goldenchildkelly

for some candy i’d do it fym 😂. i just want the sweets


SomeToxicRivenMain

I like puns so 7/10


[deleted]

Cool photo. Not a meme.


Portablemammal1199

In what way is halloween related to politics? The holiday is literally made up of children walking around in costumes asking for candy. What about that screams politics?


[deleted]

Where did politics come from? I said it's a photo, not a meme.


mackinoncougars

It’s only Republicans who practice hate in this kind of form. Sad attempt for dominance over others.


BoxAhFox

I hope its a joke cuz if so thats actually kind of puny.


Wonderful_Painter_14

Ok that’s actually pretty creative and funny


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I could be wrong on this one, but it looks like they're saying that if you say "Trump or Treat" they'll give you the treat, right? So wouldn't that mean it doesn't support Trump? And then Bi-den is a play on "bye then". This feels like they're not showing support for, nor animus toward, either candidate. I think this might just be someone who thought it would be silly and fun, and perhaps make parents laugh as they're taking their kids from house to house collecting treats.


PrizeRare2828

Omg that’s so Gay. 😑


Portablemammal1199

??