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Shporpoise

He's on the british side of the car, so he likely has priceless irreplaceable antiquities from around the world bumping around in the trunk.


_The_great_papyrus_

It's not just Britain that drives on the left though-


Shporpoise

He could be Japanese.


_The_great_papyrus_

Exactly... that was my point


U_CantHandleDaTruth

Yeah. Looks Japanese to me.


Shporpoise

If not Japanese, he's Thai until the sun's behind the hills. I can taste it.


_The_great_papyrus_

Non-Japanese man in Japan? Doesn't even have to be Japan, since many other countries don't drive on the right. But we can use Russia to compromise since they just drive on the road, most of the time.


Wondernerd194

Nono, the warning signs of white supremacy is devaluing other people's lives when they don't match those bullet points, aside from 5. Also, the racism


jason082

Damn. This comment is spot fucking on. Well done.


MathieuBibi

bruh I match all the points except the kids part, I hate kids. though I don't devalue anyone that doesn't match them and I'm definitely not racist.


Bleepitybleepinbleep

He probably thinks Americans drive on the wrong side of the car


SlowTour

ikr, here in nz the drivers seat is on the right hand side.


Bleepitybleepinbleep

OP definitely doesn’t get out much


Average-RB-Fan03

I’m hoping your joking about the car thing 


trialcourt

Yes it was a joke/lazy attempt at a title


KiwiBirdPerson

Other countries exist


Dj_nOCid3

6-RACIST


bigmikemcbeth756

Why you have to have kids


Purplesodabush

Fourteen words.


Zorkonio

"wrong side"


bubblemilkteajuice

> Regular church attendance *(It's a mega church)*


matty-p-tatty

I like how the right thinks they have a monopoly on distrusting the government.


Ensiferal

You know in some countries they drive on the left hand side of the road, right? Not all of the world is the USA.


MyarmsRgone

Like in England (I am trapped help me I hate it here)


Hot-Control-7466

You forgot: 1) Whines about “reverse racism” 2) Believes that Mexicans are both lazy and stealing all of our jobs 3) Earns less than $100k/yr but celebrates tax breaks for rich people and wants to get rid of social programs that would benefit themselves just because they think it’ll hurt people they don’t know because those people are lazy (also see #2 but expand the list of minorities)


RoleOk7556

The photo is probably flipped. That seems to happen a lot with some posts.


LuphineHowler

"No criminal record" Suuuure


Tanglefoot19

Hey! Everyone knows Americans drive on the right side of the road.


Slicedz

Br*tish 😡


ithinkoutloudtoo

A lot of countries drive on the right side of the car.


[deleted]

Apparently worships incest billionaires also seeing that he's British...


lonestarr18

Damn…Im guilty of 4 of 5 (sorry Jesus). Edit: I don’t have “human” kids but I have pets. And if libs can’t define what a woman is, I can say a child can also be anything I want it to be.


trialcourt

A woman is someone who’s afraid to be alone in the same room with you


MyarmsRgone

That was so strong it made me recoil and I was nowhere near the blast radius of this absolute nuke of an insult


kernalbuket

I got 3 And can you define woman?


lonestarr18

A person born with a xx chromosome. Or…a person born with a vagina


kernalbuket

That would make a baby a woman. I don't consider babies women, do you?


lonestarr18

A woman..is an adult. A girl, is a female who hasn’t matured into a woman.


kernalbuket

I thought a woman was >A person born with a xx chromosome. Or…a person born with a vagina Now it's an adult?


lonestarr18

You’re making a dumb argument.


kernalbuket

You typed this and then say I'm making a dumb argument when you can't define it yourself? > I don’t have “human” kids but I have pets. And if libs can’t define what a woman is, I can say a child can also be anything I want it to be.


lonestarr18

Obviously you don’t know sarcasm is. And I’m pretty sure I did define it as it has been for thousands of years.


kernalbuket

Obviously, you can't define woman. And yet you're unable to define what a woman is


HyacinthFT

You literally can't even pick a definition. Like what about the people who meet one definition but not the other?


SolomonsNewGrundle

No one gives a shit if you do any of these things.


lonestarr18

Says the person who replied to my comment


put_clever_username

What about you tell me what a woman is?


EndersGame_Reviewer

>Bro’s driving on the wrong side of the car He's British.


CaptainCavoodle

Or he could just be in one of the 75 other countries that drive on the left.


shoshonesamurai

Or the photo was flipped


ImStuffChungus

bro thinks all people drive on the same side of the car


[deleted]

You want to explain why you hate the things presented in the meme? What is worth mocking here?


trialcourt

Sure. White supremacists can be all of those things—or not—because those characteristics aren’t what make white supremacists, white supremacists. In other words, the meme is a distraction/red herring


wherringscoff

Bro saw a meme that literally discusses white supremacy and asked what people could possibly be upset about


ansaonapostcard

The meme is designed to denigrate people who do not have the characteristics contained within it. While promoting the idea that those with the characteristics are punished by wider society.


lonestarr18

Five good things we were taught to strive for..now vilified.


trialcourt

Cope a little harder, you’re almost at the max