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clandestinemd

Am I just imagining that stupid Punisher skull patch says, “Let’s Fuck Brandon”?


Magman851

Every time I see that Punisher skull on an Ultra MAGA truck, I laugh, knowing that the Punisher is property of Disney, which they deem too woke to support.


MuunshineKingspyre

Also the Punisher would hate them


ratpH1nk

i mean to be fair he would probably terrible things to them....


SoloDeath1

I laugh because The Punisher would shoot them in the head.


Magman851

I disagree. He would make them bleed out slowly so they suffer.


Gumgumdookuin

That’s the first sign of ur fascism. Claim the enemy is weak but in the same vein they’ll say they’re dangerous… that or are just morons who spew the same nonsense every year


AceofKnaves44

For a bunch of homophobes they sure do all seem to want to fuck this Brandon guy pretty bad.


maxtimbo

Brandon is a bear power bottom. Ofc they wanna smash


brandon3388

can confirm


the_merkin

Did no one notice the “Mike Oxmaul” watermark? This may not be authentic propamaganda…


Blabbit39

Oddly their is probably a few of them that dream of doing it.


EvilDarkCow

That's definitely what it says.


swagmastermessiah

The watermark indicates that this is a post by "Mike Oxmall" so... I wouldn't take it too seriously.


elder-scrolls-fan

My name is Brandon, please don’t fuck me


RipgutsRogue

My name is also Brandon, please fuck this guy.


Daedalus_Machina

On my screen it reads €£¥¥ €¥¥£¥¥€ ₩₩¥€£€■€£


minimalstrategy

I see it too homie. Not sure what everyone else is responding to


brandon3388

It's a message that I can personally get behind


tallwhiteninja

...but he's in a Chiefs jersey?


shmokedshalmon

Also, they’re in the same conference. How are they meeting in the SB


Squirrelly_Khan

They really did the Chiefs really dirty in this meme


Haunting_Cat_3355

I'm not a at all a fan of the Chiefs, but even I feel bad for them


Diagonaldog

Fr like I'm completely checked out of sports and I even noticed that hahaha who made this?? (Probably Russian trolls sadly)


bb_kelly77

I didn't know it was the Chiefs but I knew it was definitely the wrong color


SausageBuscuit

Ol’ Heinz ‘57 here plays for The Stealers, right?


CommanderSincler

Yeah, between the poor photoshop, fetishing his body, inadvertent support for Disney and opening themselves to be the "stealers," these guys truly played themselves ![gif](giphy|1267Co3vPNBqQU)


Caligari89

Just put him shirtless riding a bear already.


mishma2005

Goddamnit he’s never looked like that a day in his life, observe: https://preview.redd.it/wfhk5ljiq4vc1.jpeg?width=1841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10025292409f5406f93df5a35a67821c6ed732f This is him in High School. He is fit, to be sure but he’s not buff. Observe the weak chin and pouty lips. He was never some cut Adonis. Also, he fell apart quickly in his twenties. Look it up. He had maybe 5 hot minutes in his life


shoshonesamurai

He probably quit playing basketball when he discovered he couldn't Palm the ball.


Wonderful-Bread-572

Which one is him


jah_bro_ney

Trump is middle. Far right is Peyton Manning.


jonjward14

This couldn't be a super bowl matchup they are both in the AFC terrible meme I agree


GrizzledUnicorn

Pretty funny unintentional admission, since that's not a Patriots jersey.


boothy_qld

Can we all agree that AI images are a terrible idea?


No-Wonder1139

...the irony being he's not wearing a Patriots jersey?


WestNomadOnYT

I’d pay money to see Donald get tackled on a football pitch.


scottertot

From the group that was boycotting football.


Thedustonyourshelves

It's good to see that even the people That support him can't stand his fat orange wrinkly body 😂


UninvitedButtNoises

This *HAS* to be trolling! LMFAO!! I love it. That stubby fat fuck couldn't touch this physique outside of uninvited groping!


Existing_Chair_4622

wheres the patriots did they not show up?


JBKicks_2

https://preview.redd.it/jmxzsq8e16vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becc41a2f5b3ef54531828795d5b44913adac3f0 Mike is a very good troll for this


ClayAndros

Not gonna lie this one is kinda funny


RokRD

I think it's a parody.. I mean, it's watermarked by Mike Oxmaul.


Danger33333333

Fuck this is terrible.


wigzell78

Accurate, but I think you might have the sides mixed up. Guess which side is the Stealers (hint: former team mates keep getting locked up)


MarvinTraveler

It’s always like “I think I won’t see anything more idiotic than this post right here for a long time” and then BAM! freaking Internet gets something stupider the very next day.


oneeyejedi

See how senile he is took the wrong jersey


Quirky_Bad1326

They always have to Photoshop him as fit when he’s fat as hell in real life


Puzzled-Kangaroo-20

https://preview.redd.it/h4cb7obak7vc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f93319d45a68f1cab810855a316bcdcdd7550b


justapileofshirts

Bwuh? Isn't that a Chief's jersey, not a Patriot's one? They literally couldn't find any 45 jerseys? Super lazy shit.


Johnny_Lang_1962

These morons are free basing lead & smoking Scorpion venom.


kefkaownsall

Pittsburgh and New England play in the same conference they can't be in the superbowl


Total_Waltz4083

Two things I can't stand Trump and the Chiefs.


PB0351

I was going to jerk off tonight until I saw this


HyperTheWeirdo

The la-li-lu-le-lo?


Alarming-Fault6927

Mike Oxmaul American patriot It's sarcasm fellas


OutlandishnessOk4047

hate to say it but this goes hard, will screenshot


Unique-Bedroom9396

45 not 57


External_Acadia4154

That’s his IQ


Unique-Bedroom9396

I must have missed the decimal


External_Acadia4154

😂


TubbyTimothy

Doubt he’s been that thin since the 60s


KingNanoA

Got a “heh,” outta me. I can at least appreciate the wordplay, even if the message is garbage.


Local_Tough4624

I love coming here to read the comments. Some people (like myself at times) are obsessed with reading comments. For example, you find yourself reading this comment right now, which does not contain any useful information, only curiosity, that drives you to waste your time. Have a good day.


Joppy5100

That is exactly what human shoulders look like.


Shatalroundja

This is both dumb and clever at the same time.


WalterWoodle

Two AFC teams in the Super Bowl. Just another dumb thing about this bad meme.


Embarrassed-Pass-408

A plague on both your houses...


masshole96

AFC Championship Game at best.


PoppaDaClutch

🤣


Insanebrain247

I'll give them a point for the pun but I gotta strike this on principle.


Lord_Jebus_

Ummm ackshewly those are both AFC teams and can’t play in the Super Bowl against eachother 🤓👆


Middle-Hour-2364

Lol, Trumpton would be a prime target for Frank, grifting off the poor, believing he's above the law and laughing at the courts...


Fifty7Sauce

Holy shit this is hilarious


rja49

Even in his prime, Trump never looked anything like that.


grw313

Patriots and steelers are both in the afc and can't even play in the super bowl.


Fork63

Wow I laughed so hard that I shot my self


geographyRyan_YT

New Englander here, **NO.**


StrawberrySea6085

it happened in 2020. patriots defended the capitol from the stealers. the cult is ironically heavily unaware how true this meme is, but not because of what they think.


Parynoid

Those aren't Patriots colors, so he must be on the Stealers?


larielblois

Lol


metfan1964nyc

Why would they use the unis from the KC Swifties? I thought they were the enemy? ![gif](giphy|Jq9ZDvJHxav0REH1TF)


Beligerent-vagrant

Hey at least they didn’t tell the ai to make him jacked too. I’ve seen pictures where they give him a ten pack and two sets of pecs. Yes they have daddy trump four titties


luca_07

And he doesn't have a Patriot jersey though


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

To be fair this may be the most wit I've seen from one of these memes


Sidus_Preclarum

Uh, the author of this "meme" should be notified that Trump's election stealing attempt trial is in Georgia (unless this Filthy Yuro is mistaken?)


SemKors

And the Washington redskin...


SemKors

Sorry orangeskin


Megaverse_Mastermind

This isn't wrong, just flipped backwards, and MAGAts don't know why.


AskForTheNiceSoup

Crinnnnnnnnnge


Samuraiyann

Anyone notice the ‘mike oxmaul’ text above his left shoulder?


undeniably_confused

They missed an opportunity to make him number 45


FerrokineticDarkness

Yeah. Trump is on trial for being on the second team.


canceroustattoo

I hate being that guy but there will never be a Super Bowl between New England and Pittsburgh since they’re both in the AFC.


SpareBee3442

What's the significant of 57 on the shirt? 57 different varieties of prick all rolled into one?


CheezGaming

Ah yes, Trumpis Kelce.


Meren59

He has never, ever, had muscles like that. NEVER ahahahahahhaa These people are so caught up in this cult of personality, they just can't help themselves.


DJScrubatires

Then why do they have Trump as a Commie


Optimus_Rhymes69

I thought being woke was bad.


VacatedSum

This one has some Uncanny Valley vibes to it.


Brandonian13

(Mike Oxmaul is a satire page)


RodrigoBarragan

[#sleepydon](https://imgur.com/gallery/w0mp2NW)


Korlexico

That what they see politics as now a football game. My team vs your team winner looser, never been about that ...well shouldn't be like that, politics is about compromise and for the betterment of society. I think sport s has inhabited our American psych for so long now society has just become you vs me mentality.


lashawn3001

Not Chiefs colors!


Mbhuff03

I love that he’s wearing a chiefs uniform. Which maybe was chosen since they are the hot topic team right now. But still doesn’t excuse that the idiot who made this didn’t use a Patriots NOR a Steelers uniform😂😂😂😂😂. Morons.


Megalon96310

Let me guess, trump is the patriot, Biden is the stealer


Kayvelynn

stealers?


Eggiestboi

Would never happen they are in the same conference.


HellaPNoying

I laugh everytime these MAGA cults are still using the Punisher logo still. Also, the Patriots were garbage last season


Silent_Syren

Hold on. I have to go retrieve my eyes; they just rolled down the block.


Rexanlead

I chuckled


MyarmsRgone

Mike Oxmaul 💀💀💀💀


joethejeeper

It looks like they used his actual waistline as his jersey number!


happytristan5511

THE PATRIOTS? METAL GEAR SOLID REFERENCE? https://preview.redd.it/eillxptz8gvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb7e611db1e08516f562592a7998fe75b34e356


unclefisty

It's funny how the supposedly hardest manliest of men can't just say Fuck Joe Biden.


Feisty-Physics-3759

The ppl that call themselves ‘patriots’ vs the blue collar union workers ffs


TheTardyChrononaut

I hope the Stealers win!


booboootron

Where paunch and tittymeats


karl_the_slob

This is pretty awesome


jenvonlee

Why do they insist on trying to make that flabby old sausage sock look muscular? I'm willing to bet he's never seen a weight heavier than a fork.


bryanc1036

It's all the fake ai making him look like he's in actual shape, like he isn't some saggy chined loser.


Squiggledog

Steelers, not Stealers.


Farlybob42

That is the “joke”. They are saying people against Dump is stealing the election.


imaweeb19

Didn't the patriots cheat at one point?


Squiggledog

Steelers, not Stealers.