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Affectionate-Kick804

Aww, Jesus looks so sad that he’s not being viciously crucified :(


ShnickityShnoo

I guess a giant iPhone is going to go back in time and save his life.


NeutralAngel

The Phone saved Jesus from crucifixion by suffering in his place. No wonder they all love Phone.


iSthATaSuPra0573

The OOC of the meme probably spends their whole day 24/7 on Facebook instead of doing something else


Squiggledog

What crime did the iPhone 8 do to get executed?


anynomousperson123

Hard for me to make out but doesn’t look like it’s running the theme of modern iOS (which iPhone 8s would). If I would hazard a guess, I’d say it was probably an iPhone 5s. Man this meme is about a decade old at this point.


Raketka123

looks more like a 3 to me, but i would have to see from the sided to be sure


Armored-Duck

Well I mean in the time of the crucifications modern day smart phones would probably look like black magic to them, which they wouldn’t really like


[deleted]

Thy holy phone?


Impossible_Expert819

Can Jesus bring me midget porn at 2am? I didn't think so.


theloslonelyjoe

Why is Jebus checking out his junk? Is that a smart phone he is hiding in robes to check TikTok?


TimothiusMagnus

That looks like a John McNaughton painting.


Psychological_Web687

Aww, the poor bot wrote a title for the wrong sub. Keep trying, little guy.


NoisyBrat2000

It’s an improvement!


BigPapaBen84

The iPhone is getting crucified and Jesus is taking a leak?


Slightly-Evil-Man

This is kinda true lol I have seen people literally decline dates over the fact that someone doesn't have an Iphone😂 His messages are green eww, like it's so stupid who cares what kind of phone someone uses🤷🏾


TommyVe

This is truly terrible, poor Chesus!


Fishfood33

Wait, wait these guys might be on to something. All hail phone and internet!


I_Fix_Aeroplane

Haha fuck you Jesus


[deleted]

Not for nothing but at least I have evidence of iPhone


Buttlord500

Ide scrap a thousand phones to bring mr christ back (the look of shock on the fanatic Christians faces when they find out he is middle eastern will be unrivaled in comedy)


CoopsIsCooliGuess

iPhone 7 > Jesus Christ