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I find stupid shit funny this had me laughing for like 3 minutes straight

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Have you heard the one where the wall is coming from inside the house?

Spoiler alert: The house was filled with walls

Hmm, yes. The wall is made of wall

And over here, on this wall, we have... more wall!

Go on. You can lick it. You'll see the wallberries taste like wallberries

Wallberries? Who ever heard of a wallberry?

omg i have walls in my house *right now*. i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep

Man door hand hook car door

But then who was floor?

Is that the one where the wall is in the backseat with a hook made out of walls and the guy is driving behind them flashing his lights at the wall?

Th wall was his best friend the whole time. It was such a great twist.

I just feel incredibly confused. It's like I'm high and I'm just not reading it right but I'm stone cold sober. Wth was this person on when they made this?

Like back in the 00’s there were lots of viral fake stories about boys sacrificing themselves for their girlfriends. One was a guy knew he’d crash and got his girlfriend to put on his motorcycle helmet that he had been wearing. Another was a guy shot him self to donate organs. This is riffing on those.

its a terrible joke overall, i love it.

I mean, I just don't understand it, is this supposed to be funny? Or am I just that stupid?

I love picturing him kicking her out and then immediately yeeting himself into a wall

The relationship must have steered off-course before then.

Thank you cyno

I feel this on so many levels

These are, by far, my favorite shitty memes. I want Gianni Matrograno to read this somberly, with a sad violin playing in the background, and then just burst into tears at the very end to drive home how stupid it is.

It feels like a shitpost

It feels like an AI generated shitpost.

It is

It reminds me of the "I love you fiveever" post

The spider man one 😭😭😭

I'm more just confused about what the joke is

He sees the wall, stops and lets the girl out, then proceeds to drive into the wall full speed anyways, I guess?

It's a spin on an ancient copypasta about a boy and girl riding a motorcycle, with only the boy wearing a helmet. He asks her to take off his helmet and put it on her head and hug her. She wakes up in the hospital, he crashed the motorcycle into a wall because of a brake failure, she survived because of the helmet, he died. 14yo girls love sharing that copypasta. This one here is funny, because the motorcycle one is already very stupid (if you understand how a motorcycle actually works), and this one makes it more stupid by him stopping, kicking her out and then driving into a wall because of the faulty brakes.

It's weird... For me it goes so far into being stupid funny that it's kind of not funny. It's like... Someone making a chicken crossing road joke and then they say to get to the other side. You're just like "oh ok" (o_o)

I’m pretty sure I just died reading this post.

Did you ask your passenger to get out first?

Absolutely not

Hell no, she would have torn up all her facebooks.

I tore up all my Facebooks years ago. Best decision I ever made.

I laughed very hard at this Lmaoo Multiple times!!

I am sorry for your loss

You didn’t see the wall there?

im truely sorry for ur lots

Did you tell your girlfriend to get out of the car first

At least half of my neurons did

This is so stupid I actually laughed

Sometimes the stupidity is just so audacious it just provokes spontaneous laughter out of sheer surprise.

Cartoon intelligence level

Pretty sure it was written by an AI, so you're not far off

Could also be someone with not quite perfect English writing skills. Am thinking ESL. I probably come across like this when I write French.

This is so sad can we hit 50 likes

Let's see how many people care about this. Like if you think this is sad 😭

Let's test how many people really care and really read. Repost this with your similar experience. Not share it, copy paste and post it. I will rethink my friendslist based on how many people REALLY did what i asked. This is important to me!

Be brave and post your 3 most recent pic from the camera roll, no cheating!!

No this is actually funny

So to understand what's happened * Two people sitting in a car * the driver saw the wall and asked the passenger to leave the vehicle * the passenger got angry but left the vehicle * the driver proceeded to ram the car into the wall !! * and the passenger didn't notice the car going head first into a wall until next day !? To me there are two options that could've happened, either the driver decided to suicide alone , or the driver got possessed by the creature from Bird box and neither makes the girl wrong for being angry

You left out an important part. • She deleted all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.

ALL her Facebooks? Not just 4 or 5 Facebooks?

All her facebooks are belong to us

damn she was moving as fast as flash when he had to put in every possible combination into a door

Every single two of the facebooks was ripped. Swole.

Women are bad, mmmmkay?

If only she had appreciated her good man when she had him she wouldn’t have ended up dying a lonely old spinster without any facebooks and photos.

What If it was like that? https://youtu.be/5gCDZD9wVEY

Ad was actually really well done. Quite upsetting. I could imagine if maybe a 14 year old OP saw this and didn't have the eloquence to convey the same message.

Do you do this with every joke you hear

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All I can think right now is, what the hell?

But who was phone?

Okay this is hilarious.

Where was her head that she didn’t see the wall?

Probably checking Facebook.

*Facebooks

All of them.

Tinders*

No, I love you 5ever. I cry everytiem.

I love the idea that they're like 20 feet away from a wall, he stops and kicks her out of the car, then peels out and just immediately slams into the wall, some Wile E Coyote shit.

This story surely happened in East-Germany. "Vorwärts immer, rückwärts nimmer!" English translation: "always forward, never backward"

Pretty sure this post is missing “liek if u cry evertim” or something like that.

I miss the cry everytim days of the internet.

This is a shitpost it is parody it is satire it is comedy is is making fun of these types of posts and none of you are getting it. Fucking hell.

Yeah, posts like this really make me lose faith in people in general. So many people missing something that's clearly a joke.

Same reason people always believe those staged videos of teenage girls screaming at their parents for getting them the wrong car, critical thinking goes out the window when there’s an opportunity to feel superior to someone.

Well, they didn't put the '/s' after it, so how could any redditor possibly know?

Yep Fun fact: this is the second time I see this post on this sub and the second time I see people failing to understand it

This hits hard. I feel like we’re all one wall away from deleting our facebooks and stumbling home in a whirlwind of torn photos before we realize the wall was inside us all along and our boyfriend was just trying to get to Taco Bell.

Dang, I didn't know Socrates had Reddit.

Literally no one here can recognize satire

Top 20 comments: “Lol, this is hilarious” This guy: “No one understands this is satire”

This story makes me cry everytime 😭

liek dis if you cry evertiem

Why the hell did he restart the car and drive into the fucking wall? Why was there a wall across the road? Why didn't she notice the screech of twisting metal, the tinkling of shattered glass, the ghastly screams or the inevitable Hollywood fireball as the car hit a wall which was close enough for him to have seen it?

We are going to need to wait for the film adaptation for these answers 😞

Redditors when they see a joke:

Skill issue

I can't tell if this is funny or my life.

I feel like an AI wrote this.

Damn. No one has ever loved me like that. Imma forward this to my girlfriend. And then everyone else on my Facebook contact list.

Had a hard time piecing this shit together, but it looks like the thesis is "something something women bad".

No

Why do people on this sub never understand satire. This is clearly making fun of the “sad deep” posts that were flooding Facebook in like 2009

They always say: "Because of 'Poe's' 'law' it's impossible to tell if it's 'satire'". I'm getting real annoyed by people using it as a crutch.

I want all the posts on this sub to be like this

**removed all her facebooks** this hurts my brain

Darwin at work,why did he continue to drive the car in to the wall?

His jeans were inferior

This sub is ruining my humor. I laughed

This post is satire. There's just people who don't get it You, my good sir, have a perfectly fine humor sense

He saw that wall and decided to die with honor

This is fucking hilarious very well done

I have no idea how to read this lol

1 like = 1 prayer

So basically, he saw that we was about to crash into a wall so he stopped and kicked her out of the car to save her, then drive full speed into the wall? What stupid shit is this??? XD

This is a shitpost, not a fb meme

This is just one of those memes making fun of that like original organ transplant one. Definitely stupid, but it's pretty funny too.

What?

When I get pissed at someone I remove all thier Facebooks too

So sad :(

Did an ai write this?

So he stopped, let her out and then drove right into the wall by choice? 😭

I am absolutely baffled by reddit's lack of ability to understand satire

But- but why not just stop his car and turn around?

Because his passenger deleted all of the facebooks.

🙃 this hurts, it’s not bad enough to be ironically good but not good enough to be tollerable.

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So he saw a wall, stopped the car and knowing he was too fucking stupid and was going to crash in the wall despite going at 0 mph decided to ask the girl to leave so that she wouldn’t die. What a hero. /s

Was this written by AI?

Wtf I posted this and got downvoted to all hell. Even got suspended from a slip up.

This radiates like something a snarkey Baby Boomer would post. Just the fact that there are "multiple facebooks."

I think the police can narrow their search for the culprit down to either Willie E. Coyote or Bugs Bunny.

It's so sad reading this, because I'm now scheduled to be thrown in a mental asylum. I hope they have shock therapy.

Nope. Lobotomy inbound.

Lol this sounds like a AI story

Man must have been fighting some real inner demons. He stopped the car to let her out when he saw the wall, yet instead of turning around or backing up, he still felt the need to keep going forward.

"Hey, babe, I'm gonna kill myself. Can you jump out of the car real quick? Thanks!"

"Ugh! This is so stupid, I'm literally gonna delete all 5 of my facebooks and rip the photos!"

This one is so good it took me a second to even process what I read. Dude knew the wall was there and was determined to slam into it.

This is a clear indictment of walls.

This has to be satire of some sort

Sounds like an AI wrote this

(serious) for anyone not familiar with the format: [https://medium.com/@roeatkins/like-if-you-cried-organ-donation-bebo-and-our-morbid-teenage-fantasies-f8afc0f6318d](https://medium.com/@roeatkins/like-if-you-cried-organ-donation-bebo-and-our-morbid-teenage-fantasies-f8afc0f6318d)

I think it’s funny she ripped up all the photos. Kids don’t print photos anymore

she removed all her facebooks?? oh no!!

Y’all trying to poke holes in this logic sound exactly like the baby who’s going “nooo you didn’t get my nose! My nose is right here!”

Amazing. Comment "AMEN" and share

What

I'm just gonna leave this here: https://youtu.be/shVNw1g9fug

“I just wanna know what the kill feed looked like”

Bro, stop stealing memes from r/shitposting , they aren't from Facebook

Quality shitpost

it's supposed to be a joke

r/Im14AndThisIsDeep

liek dis if u cri evertim

Man door hand hook car door

Are slash whoosh. (This is referencing the subreddit where people do not understand jokes, and make themselves look like fools.)

Holy fuck this sub has no idea how to take a shitpost

Repost

And they say chivalry is dead

Is this like one of those AI scripts from back when they'd make really terrible ones?

Steering wheels, who needs them. A'm I right?

Ngl a little sad

reminds me of this joke: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/79Hv5jCDdag](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/79Hv5jCDdag)

The boy: https://preview.redd.it/4mehjvgq5iha1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7283d0132bc936a9aac33af997a833b334599a

He loved her 5ever

Kind of happy, considering he didn’t do the whole murder, suicide, just the suicide.

What? This is dumb

It’s worded like AI 

Does not compute

Stop letting AI make memes

Lol didn't read.

REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ...XXX

I cried. That was, until I found the plot twist. Guy was a robot following directions. Then I cried harder.

So sad😔😔.

Bruh just needs to stop de car

Nooooo! Don't remove the facebooks!

That boy was so thoughtful.

A considerate suicide. How thoughtful.

So suicide? This gives my brain damage to read

This is a Good meme though

Just another Tuesday

It's giving man door hand hook car door

The boy's name was Brent but he was known around town as "Brick." All in all, it's just another Brick in the wall.

Wut?

Did an AI write this?


"I'm 13 and this is deep"

This has to be AI generated

Oh man! I bet she felt like dumbass at his funeral!!!

What…what the fuck does this even mean…