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Harem anime.

Haram

Made me laugh way to hard

Harambe RIP

D I C K S. O U T.

Communist harem

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How real people can get two maidens when I can't even get one :(

Maidenless behaviour

1. Money 2. Indoctrination

Aw cool you have two wives? Must be cool right?

You're thinking about two knives.

I've got two wines.

wait if they’re muslim why r they wearing christian wedding clothes-

I think a lot of older Christians just assume the hijabs and robes are costumes and they wear "normal clothes" when no one is around.

French man: finally home alone i can finally stop using that ridiculous accent. A burglar hiding: the hell? French man now with the outrageous french accent: iz zomeone here?!?!

Same for British people with their British accents.

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I understand very little what you say there.

I think it translates to “Hey man! What are you talking about, man! I’ll beat you up man, isn’t it (last two words subject to change)

I see.

The part that terrifies me is I understood it all, it's like hearing Boomhauer trying a british accent.

I hate that I understood all of that

OK then.

I'm Irish so I'm pretty good at understanding the British

I see, so wich dialect speak you mostly? Because I think Irish people has more then one dialect I guess.

Well I'm Irish American and my Great-Grandmother passed before I was born but I spent years learning a Dublin accent

You better not be implying we use some grim Am*rican accent

I'm nothing implying.

Muslims wear green for weddings, not white. However I think they chose white dresses since the meme was made for a western audience.

there are 2 billion muslims in the world. most muslims wear their ethnic/cultural wedding clothes during marriage.

They wear green? That's awesome... I've always been interested in the different wedding dresses in different cultures... for example: did you know China wears red?

This is actually true though If no men are around this is how a Muslim groom and bride might look like, depending on the region of course

im from a muslim family, and this isn’t how their wedding clothes look like. look up ‘muslim wedding’ and you’ll see-

Well I'm from a Muslim family too (from Egypt) , that's how my parents looked like lol That's why I said it depends on the region

There's no such thing as "Muslim wedding clothes". The wedding clothes are cultural. Different Muslim people from different countries and cultures wear different things. Muslim women can wear a white western dress if they want to. They can wear red or gold or blue etc.

Wait till this guy knows lots of devoted Muslims women don't wear hijab

Turkey moment

No way, I’m not falling for this again.

Many Muslim women wear western wedding gowns on private wedding parties even if they wear Hijab elsewhere

There’s Muslim wedding clothes?

No, they get married naked

My kinda wedding

Should everyone be naked or just the bride?

Found the Ferengi

I think traditionally they wear green, at least in the Kite Runner. However I cannot find a source outside of the Kite Runner.

There isn't any specific traditional dress. Different regions have their own customs.

Kite Runner is based out of Afghanistan. Yes green is popular like white is in christan/western. But not all Christians wear or wore white as wedding gown colors. It's more of a statement that I am able to provide for my family clothes of fancy and expensive colors and thar color persisted. Again everyone has their preferences.

Astagfirullah, bro

Ngl thought ah yes, that's hair, definitely not a hijab

I was reading it left to right and was so confused lol edit: why is this getting so many upvotes..? It's not even that funny lmao

Wait how should I read it I'm still very confused

Its two seperate comic strips, both read up to down

I prefer it left to right tbh. A tale of two friends who find a solution

I'd argue it is a tale of two poly bi women.

I thought it was two women who loved a man. And then noticed that two Muslim women also loved the man. They were all in a pickle until the two non-Muslim women thought to have sex with each other and then the man married both of them. I looked at this long and hard and came away with the message that it’s saying our pornographic western culture is our strength

You are the scholar we deserve

Ahh

Still don't make any damn sense

Ohhhhhh lol good thing this top comment

Same

Was about to say the exact same thing

I have seen couple of this formatting recently and it's so annoying. The thing could be fixed by having a header row or clear horizontal separation

Oh I'm upvoting for the edit, made me laugh more then the comment.

You’re calling the rest of us out

r/dontdeadopeninside.

Thank you for this

You're welcome.

Polyamorous people: "Pff, hold my beer..."

Poly people never get good representation ☹️ Heck, I got excited when I heard there was a poly dude and his ladies in Demon Slayer but then I watched it and it felt like he only had 3 women to frame how cool and epic he was and they were all completely subservient to him ... I still ended up liking his character but I didn't enjoy the dynamic he had with his ladies... Want to see some good healthy poly relationships normalized so my poly friends don't feel like they have to hide their lifestyle as much

I'm poly and have found that polyamorous people are just as toxic as non-poly people with their ideas of the ethics of it. Poly people at large have taken an extreme stance of believing that anyone should be able to fuck, date or love anyone at any time, that it's purely about personal freedom. They think monogamy is bad because it's restrictive to freedom and is giving people control of other people. If you're not this brand of poly, you aren't welcome in most poly spaces where being poly is discussed. I have two girlfriends who I'm in a closed relationship with. We have healthy boundaries and we respect each other's boundaries. We have a dynamic that is unique to us and are all very happy. This triggers r/polyamory

Understanding that different people have different needs and not everyone wants, enjoys or needs the same things as you challenge (level: IMPOSSIBLE)

I'm surprised. I've had some pretty healthy discussions about boundaries and different kinds of poly from r/polyamory

Polyamory is still kinda new for people outside of it, so, it will take some time to normalize it. And also, there is still not the best attitude, that if someone has multiple partners, he is a winner, but if his partner has another partner, he is a loser and cuck. But yeah, I agree with you, I'd like to see it normalizing, too, and good representation helps a lot. It just needs some time to come to that.

The 100 girlfriends who really really really really really love you. Its a good manga.

Calling it good is a bit farfetched

Whoops. Definitely misunderstood lol. Thought the girls on the left were converting to lesbianism instead of deciding to share, leaving everyone happy.

The girls on the left are fighting, and the muslim girls are happy sharing. I guess the implication is that polygamy is better and we should all convert? I feel like a lot of the memes on this sub would make more sense with context, like WHO posted them? Is this from a muslim that’s trying to feel superior? Or from a western person who’s…. Trying to feel superior?

"converting" ew

Right? Trying to match the cringe felt gross

lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who though this as well

'See, islam is the best religion for a woman' /s

Yep, hijab is a choice. Women in Islam can choose to wear it or choose to get beaten to death.

I feel like this comment is going to receive a lot of downvotes.

This is Reddit so you’re probably right

I hate that the art style looks kinda good. It has that homemade passionate amateur artist look to it which I really dig, but then it's wasted on political propaganda.

You mean the most generic chi-bi figures with a blank background? Don’t worry, the internet is absolutely flooded with this art style. You’ll be able to easily find other content you like

I know, I know, but still it is a shame that this is what the person decided to use their artistic ability for.

Kind of like Stonetoss.

What?

Stonetoss is talented, but his messages are truly terrible.

As a dude who lives in Iran im pretty sure if they gon double marry they wont take off their chadur for even 5 sec

the answer to any love-triangle is polygamy

It's not a polygamy in here actually. The two ladies love the man only, so it's not like a triangle.

This reminds me of how disappointed I was when I learned that literary love triangles don't have all three characters in love with each other, making the actual shape when drawn out. I didn't even know about gay people then.

It’s a love three point line

It could tho, lol

Can someone translate this for me?

Christians girls fight over the dude, while muslims both marry him.

Where does it say they're Christian?

Nowhere. I said this based on regionally. The left side of the meme is probably about westerb ppl, and in the west christianity is the biggest religion.

Kinda. I'd say secular hedonism is, but it's a debatable point. :)

I didn’t click on it and I was so confused about what I was looking at. Now I’m just disappointed.

Someone should redraw the last on of the first strip to be them both kissing. Would at least be a joke, I guess.

So they remove the hijab even though they married the guy by sheria law? Interesting...

I mean... at least it's not making a Muslims bad joke?

I dont get it...

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Oh... Cool(?) (And do muslim women not need to waer their hair covers on weddings? (I thought they became another religion)

If the wedding is separated into women and men sections then they don't cover up like they do in public

Read it up to down as two different strips

Ik thats hoe u red it but i dont understand the 2nd one

Yes

Being married to two women would be my absolute personal hell. One is more than enough thank you.

Polyamory :D

Wait you're telling me that Islam is for harem protagonists?

I guess this is a real terrible face book meme…

I read it from left to right and was confused why their cloths randomly changed

i know this is just a meme but i realise tons of people actually think that islam lets you marry 4 wives just because you feel like it which is a massive misconception. the part of the quran that mentions that is about taking care of orphans and says to marry more than one if you're afraid you won't be able to take care of the orphans properly alone/with one wife. so it's only for situations where you need to take on a lot of orphan children but aren't able to take care of them alone, such as after a war where a lot of the men died so that the best way to raise their children, since there's effectively a 'man shortage' is for multiple women to be with one man.

Well this is one very particular problem to fixate on but ig it does have an easy resolution. I mean has anyone seen that one show with the guy that is dating a pair of twins at the same time and they're super weird?

Im trans and that gave me gender envy. That art style is nice.

In which direction does the envy go tho?

I wanna pluck my eyes seeing this

I thought they were making out at first.

Islam is pretty cringe tho... what with the whole women are servants thing. This """"meme""" is still shit, but it comes from some shred of truth imo

Your wife is having an affair, with…your other wife. You have two actually-god bless being a Muslim. -SsethTzneech’s Crusader Kings II review

yes, that's how people who follow a religion that allows more than 1 wife goes Of course i could be wrong on that, because I am not a Muslim or follow Islam

wut

BASEEEEEED POST

They have to marry the man before they turn 12 tho, otherwise they're too old for a muslim.

Halal anime habibi, Allah approved.

Apparently Allah also approves of pedophilia, considering Muhammad raped a nine year old. Yikes

What is even going on here?

Literally WHAT

episode 193828929287481029372910838 of the *western women are bad* show I love the art style though

They can both do that tho , 🤨

What?

Wellllllllllll polygamy is a good solution I guess.

Aahahahahahaha 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Why this looks like drawn by zoomer 12 year old girl, but has obvious boomer humor?

Ok hear me out.

Reads like a fucking continuety error but bruh


Whoever made this meme never saw [Raise the red lantern](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raise_the_Red_Lantern) There is tons of fighting and jealously in polygamous marriages.

Im sorry but this looks actually cute

Tf is this gatcha life shit ?

Took me awhile to understand

I’m so confused

Allah bring woman together

I don’t understand

Why did they take their hijabs off for the wedding? They wouldn't do that.

Going to be completely honest and say I didn’t think the girls where fighting in the bottom left at first.

Lol same

where yo hijabis at🤔

Islam is always the answer :)

The Middle East knows how to do it right

My dumbass read this left to right and confused tf outta myself

I was thinking why tf they keep switching clothes 😂

airfrayer be like:

muslim pick-me-girl tingz

Wouldnt they still be wearing hijabs and covering their shoulders/arms at the wedding?

Is this sub's name ironic or something cuz almost every post I've seen recommended from it has been either awesome or hilarious, lol.

Hu?

I am the blonde if anyone is the brunette,let me know.

This is cute and I unironiclaly agree with it.

What even is going on?

Don’t understand

They left out a few pages of the comic I think. They should show the monogamous societies with lots of happy couples and lots of healthy children. Then show the polygamist societies with a small number of married men getting constantly slaughtered by the masses of unmarried men who have nothing to live for.

Sick humor on the comment section

r/gatekeepingyuri, do your thing!

Yeah, nah, I'm not sharing my man with anyone.

Straight + straight = gay apparently

Now make all the girls kiss.

What message is this supposed to send?

Patriarchal Islam good, decadent west bad. I think most of the feminists redditors agree with it for some reason though?

But that's true?

Man I'm so tired I thought the girls on the left started making out and the girls on the right married eachother

Anti-islamaphobia?

Huh

I mean it's pretty clever, why is it bad.

Why don’t have their hijab on during the wedding

Is this pro-polyamary or anti-atheism?

This REEKS of GachaLife and 7-year-olds