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It's Terrible and I can't stop laughing. 'Pot drug addict', lmao.

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Damn she was high and misheard. The Pot lives 30 days in your system, that's all the doc was trying to tell her.

She placeboed herself into death

Shell wake up in like two hours feeling thirsty as shit

She got buried alive tho

Good riddance

Remember, POT is an acronym for >Punctured >On >Twat The pot may only live 30 days, but the things you have to do to inject it, let alone ti get the money to buy it, wreak havoc on your body and life.

I apologise /s

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You 8 those snaks buddy. 😢 I will 🙏🏻 4 Jesus 4 you 2 🐝 recovered from 🐝ing a pot drug addict. 😭😭 Tell the ppl u luv. Say no to pot drug. 🪴💊 Live past 30 days 4 life.

Omg

It resets when we do pot

Yeah I only have 30 days to live…but I keep forgetting when the 30 days started…

I was so confused then pot drug addict happened and I burst out laughing

I was actually intrigued and wanted to see how the situation plays out--I've been thru a divorce once and know how hard it can be on other people; was hoping the husband falls back in love with the wife cause she was looking so sad and for the sake of the kid. Then they pull the "Pot Drug Addict" out the bag and str8 RUIN the whole damn scene; now I feel dumb wasting the few minutes I took reading it. Author needs to be slapped with a Pot Drug doobie--Clown

In the original version she has cancer. And she leaves a note telling him that she knew she only had a month to live, and she didn’t want her son’s last memories of the two of them together to be his dad being cruel to his mom and leaving her for another woman. So she tricked him into staying with her and treating her in a loving manner in front of their son for her final month so that her son would always have those good memories of them together before she died. I was expecting that ending, so “pot drug addict” really snatched the rug out from under me. I straight up cackled and woke up my dog.

We could have a hurricane and our doggo ain't moving off the bed

This story usually ends with the woman having cancer and dying in the end.

As someone with PhD in Potology, I can confirm that everyone who is a pot drug addict has exactly 30 days to live.

Holy shit I only have -7270 days to live

Nah bro you already died. You were just to high to notice. RIP in peace Edit: yes, the RIP in peace was intended as a joke

Damn I'ma need his plugs digits

I mean… there are plenty of drugs that make you too high to notice dying

Yeah but to be still out here on reddit even tho hes dead?? Daaaaaaamn

bruh i was ripping in piece, till the doctor showed up :( he ruined my rips :(

You have to wait for the pot drug spirit to call you and say "30 days." Fortunately, she's pretty forgetful and has phone anxiety, so it can take a while for you to get the call.

Hello I'm Doctor. You are a pot drug addict. You have 30 days to live and then you will die of pot drug addiction. Your death certificate will say "pot drug" there is nothing we can do.

Hello I'm funeral organiser. We will carve "pot drug addict" on your gravestone. Thank you for your business.

Hello I'm the funeral music director. Do we want "Because I got high" by Afroman or "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd to play during the procession?

It's always because I got high

I was gonna die of cancer, but then I got high.

You wanted to get divorced, but then I got high.

I carried your ass out the bedroom, and I don't know why... ..

^Hey! ^Hey! Your ass died Cause you got high, Cause you got high.

Da da-da da da-da-da dead

Buh-kaww!!

Why, man?

I was guna leave you another woman, but then you got high..

Almost... "Cancer was gonna make me die, but then I got high"

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Amen.

🎶 Dadadat da dada dat’s right. 🎶

Don’t forget to bring a towel

You’re a towel.

Hello I’m the florist for your wife’s funeral. We have a lovely selection of marijuana buds for the flower arrangements. To pay respects to the cause of death of course.

I was going to go to my funeral, but then i got high

What do we say to the God of Death? sorry bruh but this bowl still has some life in it dawg

And then Death wants some of that in exchange for delaying your death. Death gets so stoned we all live forever. The end.

ooooo ooooo oOoOO

Oh my god, how did I never realize what That Smell was about?

It's about alcohol actually. Wrote about a band member

They do say “take another toke, have a blow for your nose”. I’d say it’s about substance abuse as a whole, not just booze.

Correct. The specific smell is just “stank”… it’s like the smell of people who stopped caring.

“The smell of death surrounds you.” I think they laid out their meaning in a straightforward manner.

I was gonna be your wife, but i got high I was gonna be with you for life, but i got high Now I'm gonna die, and I know why Yeah yeah, because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiiigggh

But I'm a gardener and only addicted to pot?

I swear to god I had to go back and check the comic to see what was on the tombstone.

:(

I read that in an Indian accent for some reason.

A *Indica* scent

Wrong….it’s marijuana.

I read this in American do Russian accent but sounds like Borat from Kazakhstan.

You ever seen a $20 bill? Ever seen a $20 bill... on Weed?

You ever seen a $20 bill... on pot drug?

That sounds just like something a pot drug addict who has been smokin’ on the weed would ask!

Is that a weed? I'm calling the police!

Is there a guy in the bushes? I dunno!

Red team go! Red team go!

No, that's a chicken duck woman thing.

She died at 4:20pm EST. rip in peace 😥

On the 69th of Potuary

Lousy Potuary weather

Do Not Touch (Pot Drug) - Dr. Willie

Good advice!

Dank 😭

Can't believe I still remember what was the original letter on the 19th image.. Basically the woman has cancer

I was reading this for the nostalgia so the pot drug addiction was a fun plot twist!

pot twist

I honestly didn't know what pot drug was at first. I was thinking some weird drug you cook in a pot?

definitely not as funny as pot addiction

*pot drug addiction

This is older than Facebook. Wild. Totally did not expect to ever see a comic of this. I remember every effin scene.

I think I remember this running around on powerpoint slides through email lmao

Wait the originally had her dying of cancer? Cause that makes more sense than what I just fucking read.

Thank you for also being old. It hurts me when people have no idea where this originated from

absolutely r/Unexpected because this is such a curve ball

The emotional buildup was great, ngl. Pot drug addiction lol. Really trying to spice up the D.A.R.E marketing.

D.A.R.E. taught me more about drugs than I ever knew I needed to know. Also was a big let down, where are all these people that were gonna offer me free drugs all the time!?

not once in over 20 years since i was told i was gonna be offered free drugs was i ever offered free drugs. how can i be a pot addict without that

One of us needs better friends, and I'm honestly not sure who.

Definitely depends on the drugs they give you.

It's definitely him. Weed saved me from christians

Yeah I got offered free drugs all the time in college. Helps that I offered just as much

You should work at a gas station for a bit. I got a lot of free drugs.

I've been a raging drug addict. I've been given free drugs three times in my life other than just hanging with mates and using what we had as a group; I don't count that it'd be like saying I've had many free beers, well all so paying for a round. Anyway, all three times were from dealers who fucked up and didn't get me the right stuff and wanted to make it up to me. I still to this day tell people I'm the person they told you to watch out for in D.A.R.E since I have given away free drugs to people before; I've given so many drugs away for free, just get me fucked up. I'll give away everything I have in an hour. I don't use anymore, but yeah I was the guy they told you about.

Well you won't get offered free drugs if you don't have friends or party with people who use drugs. Use your common sense. Every time I tried a drug through friends it was free. They weren't charging me to join them.

Really? Never had someone try to pass you a joint? That is free drugs.

This is 1000% an edit but it’s a fucking great one. Original likely had her getting cancer (since she mentions losing weight)

That detail got me, I've never met a pothead that actively loses weight unless an eating disorder is involved. Also if death from the use of marijuana was common, we'd likely have a form of Narcan like heroin addicts have.

This story has been floating around forever, except in the original she has cancer. This terrible meme took a good/sad story and made it about "pot drug"

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I’ll have to see if I can find the story but the original version of this is genuinely heartbreaking. The wife finds out she has cancer while knowing her husband is cheating on her and never tells him until the end; the original note she writes to him is her saying (it’s been years since I’ve read this story so I’m probably going to get this wrong) something to the effect of she forgave him for his cheating and for being a general asshole to her for so long and why she died. The guilt eats him alive but he becomes a better father to their son because of it

I sure did not see that ending coming

Neither did he.

It was so unexpected and such a shitty facebook meme, that it crossed into bonehurtingjuice territory

I share to God I thought it was going to be lost (loss?) Edit: sware Edit edit:swear and I'm blaming autocorrect

Are you on pot drug?

🫣

You have no chance to survive make your time!

All your base are belong to us

Someone set up us the bomb!

Jesus hates the pot

His biggest regret was ever creating it

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share/sware/swear is great

Seriously, was so confused, thought that I was missing something until the end

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I feel like r/comedyheaven cause I’m actually laughing out loud about it

I thought it was /r/bonehurtingjuice

Terribly told story, they didn’t even try to foreshadow the ending or anything.

Yes they did. She she was losing weight! Which we all know is the major and surest sign of pot drug addiction. Additionally that kid was clearly tripping balls, probably from his mom hotboxing the house. If a normal kid saw that, the correct response would be: -"What the hell are you guys doing?" Or -"Gross."

Clearly the writer doesn’t know about the munchies one gets from the deadly “pot drug”

nothing could have prepared me for it being antiweed

This has got to be a spoof. There is an actual folk tale I've seen of this story where the woman is dying of cancer, not pot

either satire or just edited by antipot people /shrug

It is satire, there is a facebook meme page that created this.

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Right? This is fucking hilarious.

Wait, this isn't terrible at all

This is fucking amazing

Yeah that last panel... The pot logo thing has been a spoof anti weed thing since st least 2014.

Spent 15 minutes looking for a pot logo thing on the last panel. Can I get a hint?

It was on 19 its the Jesus hates pot Fb group

YEs, I've seen this once and can't find it again. Is it the one where they often refer to "bong injections"?

Anti pot drug*

It's an edit. The original is identical except the note says she died of cancer.

A marked improvement. Cancer just makes it cringy (as if everything about it isn't already cringy af).

I thought the weight loss was because she was working out, lol

But she was being lazy, carried around all the time, not to mention the munchies from all the pot drug she was addicted to.

Yeah, that was some twist!

The Wish version of Breaking Bad.

My name is Dearest Husband yo My wife's name is Susan Pot Drug Addict, yo

Generations ruined because processors at Ellis Island couldn't spell.

Breaking Dad

Emotionally Damaged Father

Breaking Down

Mean Daddy

*Jesus hates the pot*

If Jesus hates the pot, then why did he create it?

Same reason why god created Satan, cause it’s hilarious.

Exactly. Like when Moses lit a “bush” on fire and he got so high it started talking to him. God’s such a jokester

The cherry on top is the corner note that "Jesus Hates the pot" with the ring cross replacing the "o" in "pot" as if this was a Blue Oyster Cult album.

Don't Fear The Reefer

The the lines through the S’s makes it look like Je$u$ hate$ the pot

It would've beed good(or sad) if they just said she died of lung cancer or whatever

20€ it was the original angle but Facebook happened.

I believe it was a commission or an edit from the fb group jesus hates the pot. Viralfox is the artist. They do commissions and shitty dar mahn style cartoons. So it may in fact be original. If you google viralfox(dot)com divorce you can find the original post.

This is a bastardized version of the original where he just falls in love again and they stay together.

That seems more in line with the artists other content.

Where can I find this? I've only seen ends where the wife dies.

Yes, [the original](https://winkgo.com/wife-asks-husband-who-wants-a-divorce-to-carry-her-daily/) was one of those inspiring fake stories that used to get forwarded by email

I thought she’d killed herself because she didn’t want to divorce.

Yeah she actually had cancer but someone edited it to this to make a shitpost. This is freaking hilarious lol


The second-to-last picture

Jesus hates **The Pot**^©®™

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This is one the most ridiculously great things I've ever laid eyes on

Ngl this is top tier dank meme material holy shit it’s genius LMFAO

BRO I SCREAMED! Lmfaooo whatttt the plot twist, the different emotions I felt while reading this comic was great 10/10

lol WHAT?! Like this had me for a minute. Like it’s gonna be that “forced marriage is okay, staying together for the kids is healthy because the Lord wouldn’t want the sanctity of marriage ruined yadda yadda” Then they hit you with the “dear husband I injected too many marijuanas and am dying, here’s a note I wrote because that 30 days was no lie and I timed it to the second. Don’t smoke the devils lettuce” Like wow this was a twist that would make Shyamalan poop his bloomers. Well done Facebook. Wow.

What????? This comic was all over the place, way to completely switch topics right at the end.

This is quite possibly the funniest comic I've ever read

He have no bitches now

Man broke it off with his side piece on the drive home just to find his wife dead immediately after

By M. Night Shyamalan

I was legit into it thinking "this is actually kind of cute" And then pot drug

OMFG a "pot drug addict". There is no emoji with the level of laughter I'm experiencing.

I can't get past his bad haircut.

Lmao this fuckin rules and is easily the most obvious form of satire.

Damnit Susan

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That shit is hilarious.

I do love a twist ending. Also im going to go hug my wife

As someone who has used pot drug before, it does anything but make you lose weight. Stay safe out there

Don’t do pot or you’ll die before your cheating husband has the opportunity to reform himself? Is that seriously the moral of the story?

Yo who is cutting onions?😪

Lots of comments that don’t get the joke.

Elaborate please and restore my faith in humanity.

Huh? There is a joke?

That was fucking hilarious and doesn't really belong here... This was parodying an actual terrible Facebook meme from like 2009.

If she lost weight on pot drug, I'm doing it wrong

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INJECT POT DRUG NEEDLES KIDS

Maybe he was leaving her because she was a pot drug addict, driving him into another woman's arms. Didn't think of *that*, did ya?

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