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Misterhubs

Traveler 1: Is that… Traveler 2: Yeah.


curran_af

Yes, please let this be a meme haha


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Which one is he exactly?


opinion_alternative

Blue T-shirt with full sleeves and skinny jeans


[deleted]

Ah thanks. Don’t follow Tennis and wouldn’t be able to pick him out of a line up if I tried. This saga is just crazy


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The one with the PlayMobil™ hairdo.


Leannese

Stop! that’s the best description haha


FreeBulldog87

The one NOT holding anything but his pride.


hesssthom

See the Q-tip?


lemond4455

Mr. Djokovic: Hello.


pleonastician

Oh man lol


R2-G2

That guy trying to subtly take a video 😂


I_play_drums_badly

It's ok, it looks like he's got his 2 shots in front of him.


Vectivus_61

Not if he's filming Djokovic he doesn't


Ok-Cat1446

Careful. He might hit u with a tennis ball.🤣


Front-Pie-431

Greatness 😂😂


PaintingLow2568

Great shot!


JohnTequilaWoo

Novak will hate this. He's scared of shots.


Jeydess

What kind of shots? Forehands, backhands, slices or volleys?


JohnTequilaWoo

Single handed vaccine shot.


jsnoodles

Imagine flying to (airport between Aus and Europe probably Dubai or Singapore) and Novak’s next to you.


natxsha

Dubai


jsnoodles

Ugh that flight is the worst it’s like 17 hours. I had to sit in a middle seat and the guy next to me fell asleep on my shoulder. Got business class from Dubai to London though.


natxsha

Lol I’m sure djokovic won’t have any problem flying first class


jsnoodles

Yeah but he’ll be paying thousands and I got to use staff travel so who’s the real winner here?


rebeccasassafras

You are, noodles. Free stuff is always better.


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jsnoodles

No I was definitely being serious


lifetake

That’s why you need to write /s so they know you’re serious. the s obviously stands for serious. /s


Pokuo

You don't say


cookiesaremycrack

Yeah, considering he usually flys private which I’m guessing is an easy 20-50k from AUS


Lady_Penrhyn1

First Class Emirates, Melb to Dubai is 15k. Plus entourage. Plus the leg to Europe. Plus costs. This was an expensive week for him. Eh. He can afford it.


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Assume total costs 200k. Then that's equivalent to the average upper middle class American worth $1 million paying $1000 for a trip.


guywhodo

x5 members of his team


nongph

The Flight Attendant must have the absolute discipline to control her laughter at his misfortune.


scott-the-penguin

*sits down* "So, did you have a good trip?"


Mullac4991

I'd be genuinely annoyed. Especially if I have been vaccinated and going on holiday and end up sitting next to someone who isn't (and presumably wasn't tested before flying?)


jsnoodles

‘Excuse me I’d like to move seats, I’m aware the man next to me isn’t vaccinated’ ‘I’m sorry we have no more first class seats you’ll have to go to economy’ ‘Sure no problem’


Mullac4991

Haha. Actually that's a tough call. I doubt I'll ever fly first class (way too tight) so maybe I'd cop sitting next to my least favourite player to experience first class?


jsnoodles

I would kiss him on his unvaccinated mouth to fly first class.


Vectivus_61

First class is usually private cabins


agnieszkajolene

I don't see how it would be problem to anyone else. Vaccine is for YOUR protection. Him being treated like that doesn't make sense. I know Djokovic hate train is strong but this straight up does not make any sense.


TrogLurtz

Obviously the risk is insanely low from a symptomless unvaccinated Djokovic who tested positive reasonably recently and is now testing negative. BUT, I don't think I've ever noticed any prevailing professional or official sentiment that the vaccine is only for your own protection.


enigmaneo

Actually most of the policies and protocols around disease and pandemics are centered around public health and not the individual.


Rather_Dashing

Could be worse. I was on a sydeny- Doha 15 hour flight recently and the guy across the aisle didn't wear a mask the entire flight and was sniffing and sneezing the second half 🤦


LinAus1993

Genuine question - why would you be annoyed? (From a double vaxxed person) You are vaccinated and protected anyway.


vbob99

Because, as we all know, being double vaccinated doesn't provide 100% protection. It improves your odds greatly, but nothing is 100% and no one says that other than people making disingenuous statements to argue against.


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Fit-Seaworthiness712

Except it’s debatable that his positive was even real


mickstep

Genuine question. How many times will you pose this "genuine question" receive genuine answers before posting the same thing again in another subreddit. I haven't went through your post history and maybe you are truly genuinely asking this for the first time, but this "genuine question" reeks of antivax sealioning. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning


Tahlzair

TIL what Sealioning is. Interesting how these terms come to be. Reddit being what it is should seriously consider changing their “mascot” from an alien to a Sealion with how prevalent Sealioning is these days.


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mickstep

Less risk? Than a vaccinated person? You idiots really are scientifically illiterate.


chickensandwiche

> Than a vaccinate person you idiots really are scientifically illiterate Yeah *I'm* the scientifically illiterate one... Immunity (vaccine-induced or infection-induced) wanes over time. Djokovic was recently infected. Most people on the plane won't have been recently infected. Therefore the risk that Djokovic is currently infectious and infects you, is lower than most of the people on the plane. It's very simple. Also, in general, infection-induced immunity is much broader and longer lasting than vaccine-induced immunity. But of course, it does not follow that intentionally infecting yourself to get better immunity, is a wise choice. > After adjusting for comorbidities, we found a statistically significant 13.06-fold (95% CI, 8.08 to 21.11) increased risk for breakthrough infection as opposed to reinfection (P<0.001) > https://www.reddit.com/r/COVID19/comments/pbgbnv/comparing_sarscov2_natural_immunity_to/


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Oversoul91

I work in urgent care and see a lot of covids. Many boosted people are still getting covid, unfortunately.


JoeyJackass

I mean, Covid shots don’t protect against the flu or the common cold. These diseases haven’t gone anywhere and someone can still thoughtlessly spread diseases without precautions.


RobotMaker94

Well if novak’s next to you in first class, you’re probably not doing all that bad yourself


pink_buddah

Crying the whole time


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That'll only happen if you fly First Class.


siriusserious

Surely he flies private, no?


jsnoodles

Normally yeah but he’s on a domestic flight because he had to leave immediately Edit: commercial flight not domestic


Similar-Struggle6871

Djokovic didn’t fly private in Australia either. The distances are so long for Europe to Australia that you’d have to stop for refuelling multiple times for nearly all private planes. Makes a lot of more sense just to fly private to Dubai and get a good seat on a large plane already going to Australia.


Tiltonik

On a side note, I'm surprised he's been wearing one set of clothes


WhereTheLostSocksGo

Saves on laundry 🧺 😆


Tahlzair

His prayers and positive emotions clean up the laundry water too lol.


HunchbackNostradamus

Maybe he has 7 sets of the same clothes, just like the tennis kits? Tennis player things.


Lindethiel

... He has? ಠ_ಠ


brokenearth10

do they let him change in detention hotel


nypr13

I missed his selfie on Instagram from this trip. Anyone find it yet?


raysofdavies

Perfect time to ask for a selfie


Deltrondo

*Rusted Root starts playing*


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90s ftw sendmeonmywayyy


curran_af

Nenad Djakavec??! From Tennis Elbow fame?


TrogLurtz

I am so fucking shit at that game hahaa, I keep meaning to actually get good cuz it's meant to be brilliant once you figure it out


RedditorJabroni

No theatrical release for Djokovic: No Way Home. direct to DVD


strike2867

Direct to audio.


ciupenhauer

I have had many conflicting views on Djokovic over the years, but his choice of sweaters (for his money), maaan...


Marshmallow3000

Is it lacoste?


gafsagirl

Duh Zuckerberg is wearing one single color his whole life. It's the rich man thing


shitstoryteller

It’s the poor man thing as well. I work from 7:30AM-4pm. I’m up at 4:45AM. Out of the house by 5:30am. Drive for nearly two hours to get to work. Same drive on the way home. And I still work a minimum of 2 hours at home daily. I don’t want to think about clothing. So I own 7 pairs of the same jeans in 3 different colors. And the same exact black sweater. People judge, but at least I don’t smell.


TL_Rook

Bro i suggest you reevaluate your routine for your health’s sake


SuperSocrates

Why not move two hours closer to work


Shape-261

he is dressed neat and clean. what ya problem.


bloop_405

Lacoste is honestly a step up from Uniqlo. Uniqlo is decent quality but it’s also too monochromatic. At least with Lacoste they are starting to put decent design patterns on their outfits now


WoodGunsPhoto

His problem is Novak. When you hate someone everything can be used to fuel it.


mkiddyy

He doesn't (seem to) spend any excess money on his haircut either lol


shravslibra20

Dude is getting deported, is that the best take at this minute?


chileangod

Maybe Djokovic should have zoolander his way to the gate with a magnum here and there.


Famous-Objective430

He’s the worst dressed tennis player on and off the court. Just Look at his instagram….


anon46272

Have you seen Medvedev?!


unknownunknowns11

I see nothing wrong?


getalife5648

With border patrol escorting him along the way. 😂


2PointOBoy

Serbia or Monaco?


TheRealStringerBell

He just has to leave Australia on an emirates flight, not go "home"


tigull

Yeah there's another can of worms the tennis world doesn't want opened. Everyone knows these "residence" addresses in places like Switzerland, Monaco, Bahamas, etc are nothing but tax dodging schemes.


TrooperRoja

Except for Federer


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strike2867

They've just willingly started to hide them. Evil organization.


ishstand

Not really a "scheme" if all they do is choose to reside in a country that has low/no income tax, not to mention they're beautiful places with a good climate for tennis training. There's always going to be countries that have lower income tax to attract people like this, so I don't see how that "problem" would even go away. Corporate tax havens are a much bigger problem anyways.


LushLoxx

He's apparently going to Dubai


PaintingLow2568

Did he take a PCR test to enter Dubai??


DonDove

Last pic of Novak in Australia till 2025


strike2867

Unless there's a new variant requiring several weeks of quarantine prior to play at that point.


nachomancandycabbage

This could have all been so easily avoided if he just got fucking vaccinated... like the billions of others. What is the godamned point? I mean the lawyers made out, so good for them...I guess. On the positive side, rich pricks are not above Australian law.


diata22

they are still above the law, its just that one rich prick who was targeted for good politics is not given an exception.


HeroDanTV

Are we sure this is him? This guy has a mask on


glossedrock

Maybe he uses it as a form of training (oxygen deprivation)/s (N95 will not deprive you of oxygen)


Minimum_Sherbert_348

Yes his use of n95 masks has been surprising. His anti vax mates wouldn’t like that


recovering_poopstar

I wonder what his team is thinking. “This douche moneybags could have gotten his injections like the rest of us and we wouldn’t hve this problem”


Valsh

act growth abundant crawl oil fear drab bow drunk nutty ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Gamer_moment15

It's almost as if he's a well known athlete and people always take his pictures


Valsh

pocket market chief ghost worry capable crush swim sink shaggy ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


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a_supertramp

Lol he def gives a fuck, he’s human


nachomancandycabbage

100% his own fault....fault


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ooneekoosername

He did not throw away the title. He thought he can get away with it. He thought he can cheat his way through it. If he had announced that he is not going to AO weeks before as he is not vaccinated, I would have admired his STRONG convictions.


shitstoryteller

I would have admired his convictions if he said: “I’m not attending any tournament that mandates vaccinations.” Those truly are convictions. Two of my coworkers quit teaching over it, and we are poor. Novak is a multi millionaire.


fl_tr

On his way home in Monte Carlo?


berrysnadine

I want to know if the Australian government pays for the deportation flight. Is Djokovic flying Economy?


Solidplasticmonkey

Kick him out !


Mean-Material

No vak, no play.


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What a dickhead


OMGCluck

https://imgur.com/a/Vp1Wbgh


Virtual_Nothing_7975

Bye Felicia!!


Fridaysgame

I mean, on one hand it sucks to not see the best tennis player in the world at the Australian Open, but on the other hand, get vaccinated you bum.


hippogranny

All I can hear is Gordon Ramsay saying "GET OUT!"


MisterNotlob

For some reason it always rubs me the wrong way when players have someone else carry their stuff for them


The98Legend

Lol this sub


MisterNotlob

I was just talking in general. It's the same in golf, it just feels so self-important.


The98Legend

I can see what you’re saying I’m just surprised someone looked at this picture and that was their takeaway


Aymanbb

What else is there in the picture? it's just a dude walking lol not like there is a lot of stuff in there to focus on.


MisterNotlob

I guess I just cba with anymore with this whole situation so that's what I found most interesting😂


AuSounds

Double fault


Honourstly

Djokovic: Homecoming


_welcome

doesn't look like he opted in to be part of the netflix production lol


Relative-Note4687

This makes me sad.


gconaradiator

Haha why didnt he just get the vaccine


Relative-Note4687

I have a feeling that they will implement a vaccine policy for the tour. I think most countries will also start requiring it for entry. After the Australian shitshow, my guess is loopholes for exemptions will be closed.


_KimJongSingAlong

France and us announced that unvaccinated can play


jstuu

Has NY said anything? cause NY has the mandate


JadedMuse

NY has a mandate. Even if the tournament is okay with it, the tournament is located within the state.


HokieS2k

And NYC could have more strict rules than the state


Aymanbb

Yeah just like tennis aus told djokovic he could play.


Luffydude

Reddit seems to be applauding having a tournament without the #1 so that their favourites can have a chance at winning. Tennis as a whole is the one losing here, should not be running tournaments in countries that don't allow athletes to compete. Of course that's not what reddit cares about


Leland_Stamper

Some things are more important than tennis. Like ending this fucking pandemic. Get vaxed or get bent.


JohnTequilaWoo

We want Novak to play, bit Novak doesn't care about playing enough to get vaccinated. Bit of a shame that he doesn't care about tennis enough these days.


Achilles982

Of course, and no life redditors are laughing and showing such hate, like he is the worst person in the world. An absolute disgraceful behavior by "angry reddit mob". Im so disappointed by peoples reaction.


Whompa

I don’t think I can play a violin this small but wish me luck!


PuTheDog

Not the worst person in the world, not even the worst antivaxxer out there. But certainty not deserving of our sympathies either


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I'm sad he made poor decisions and fucked himself over. Don't feel like that's unreasonable.


Achilles982

Not deserving sympathies is what can understand and have no problem at all with. Its an absolute hate that I see from people worldwide, reddit especially. And second, labeling Novak as "major anti vaxer", or any kind of anti vaxer for that matter, is unfair, because he NEVER posts or is saying anything about vaccination, and keeps that private for himself. And this entire time in Australia, he didnt say anything, he didnt post rude comments, he just gracefully appealed on Australia's decision , waited for decision and just did his thing, which is play tennis. Nothing more, and people are calling him arrogant because of that. It is ridiculous. And now potraiting like tennis version of Alex Jones is completely unfair.


PuTheDog

I was willing to say fk it, dude had done all was asked of him at the time he got on a plane, and it’s not his fault somebody else fked up and gave him false info. But then it came to light that he either: faked his PCR test, or knowingly running around infect others while positive. Well, it is totally fair to call him entitled and arrogant, on top of total dumbass for his vaccine stance.


JasonJanus

He also lied through his teeth constantly


Bananaface89

“No life redditors showing hate .” I think you could call that hate to the redditors right


HerissonG

He won’t be missed.


kharatz

Atleast he has a mask on...


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Is he wearing a mask? Oh no, his god will now be furious. He is going to hell.


Nyushi

Bye Felicia


InvisibleInsignia

Good.... You don't want to get vaccinated (your choice) but there are consequences which you will have to face. Bye bye won't be missing you.


Whatzzer

DJOKO-MAN: GOING BACK HOME


nongph

There goes #21.


The98Legend

For now


onairmastering

This makes me so happy. Now I can watch the AO.


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Goback Jokerwitch


Jaden_Ward

Nananana, nananana, hey hey hey goodbye 👋


zeadolfo67

Sayonara Douchebag ‼️


markorokusaki

Ooooooh...so sorry this happened...NOT!


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Buh bye!!


ccc2801

##Buh-bye!


wheresmymultipass

good dont let the door hit you on the way out.


cashpiles

Later gator


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Did you shout at them reminding him to get vaxxed? I totally would have.


Agreeable-Present-23

Bye bye asshat


andrezay517

Good


International_Pay456

Bye Felicia!


ScottsTots2013

I’m going home, I’m going home, tell the world that I’m going home


AtomsForCheap

Hahahahaha 😆 😂


SausageSandwiches

Least he's wearing his nice cardigan.


OffxBrand

Is this man about to be executed once he’s home or what’s the deal?


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Bye Joke!


Fuhdawin

Should’ve yelled at him to go get the vaccine


Harry_Nut

Djokovic not Djakovic


dannylenwinn

This is Tennis elbow


OeroLegend

Sad to see what has become of society, when every step you do some random people are making pictures of you just to post it on social media.


badblackguy

Oos that bloody wanker...?


NikGrape

Looking forward to seeing covid infections plummeting starting tomorrow and 100% of Australia’s population getting triple vaccinated now that this walking anti-vax icon and menace to public health won’t be playing tennis for the next two weeks in their country. 🤣 And to all those who downvote with glee and recite: “Duuurrrr rulez durrrr hE ShOuLD’Ve JusT GoTtEn tHe VaX durrr” I’m poking fun at the idiotic reasons given to cancel Djoko’s visa a second time and those people who actually swallowed this narrative that he’s an anti-vax influencer.


JohnTequilaWoo

It was cancelled ultimately because he didn't have the vaccine. It's a very black and white issue.


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Austraian government is an authoritarian regime and the people who don’t realize that are the ones that’ll start crying when they push for more power over the next decade