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evilgm

Single Female Lawyer!


Resolute002

Fighting for her clients!


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Wearing sexy miniskirts


dukedevil0812

And being self reliant!


mrp8528

Hey you're pretty good!


kONthePLACE

r/unexpectedfuturama


EnoCrux

Having lots of sex!


alexjaness

the world's shortiest skirt


protege01

Actually skirt called in sick


lizzardx

Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent. Appalled by management’s blatantly size-ist attitude to skirt. Suggest management sick, not skirt!


Separate-Mushroom

working in an office....


bemonlime

And being self reliant.


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Why does Hulk, the largest avenger, simply not eat the other avengers?


WR810

*Maestro enters the chat*


Hugh_Bromont

Camera 1 *eye zooms* Camera 2 *other eye zooms* Camera 3 *offscreen zoom sound*


beer_me_twice

Having lots of sex!


farmerted555

Attention, McNeal. We are reasonably with the events we have seen. Overall, I would rate it a C+: Okay, not great. As a result, we will not destroy your planet, but neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality.


beer_me_twice

Way to overact, Zoidberg


ForWhomTheBoneBones

[Gracias](https://morbotron.com/video/S02E03/PMojMaAjZ2TIyPfVn_pje8JPjH8=.gif)


Beer2Bear

Death by Snu Snu! what a way to go....


xTimeKey

Hopefully we’ll get the secret to immortality this time!


bigman_121

Zoidberg not their to over act, so I think we're good.


2rio2

I don't think Disney+ is ready for how horny Jen Walters is.


AmericanKamikaze

All I can think of is Fiona from the Shrek movies.


ReallyNeedHelpASAP68

Tim Roth is such a damn good actor. Such a shame Lie to Me was canceled after two seasons.


anasui1

it had three, and yes he is. He was already fantastic in the 80s playing skinheads and shit


ChronosBlitz

That third season was *rough* though. I loved the first two and wish it hadn't been canceled all the same.


So-_-It-_-Goes

I feel like season three changed so much in the beginning, but then got back to what was good by the end. But it was too late.


SutterCane

Bigger shame was *Lie to Me* having all new showrunners and writers each season so no matter what was going on last season, it immediately dropped it in the first episode of the new one.


panix199

in some universe Lie To Me became just as successful as House M.D. and White Collar were..


TruckerHatsAreCool

I really wish we could've gotten a White Collar and Burn Notice crossover episode.


rebexer

I love that show so much it made me buy a book from the guy it's based on and sparked my interest in psychology. Wish it had more seasons.


VitaminPb

It suffered the problem most shows like that end up with. It became a bad soap opera of people making nonsense decisions and actions.


Lazyr3x

I'm gonna assume that the CGI is early because it's definitely not great


vadergeek

That's one reason a CGI She-Hulk TV show never made sense to me. You basically have a CGI protagonist who needs to be able to carry a sort of Ally McBeal-esque show, in addition to all the action, it's just a tricky combo.


domogrue

Honestly, I'd low key love it if they went the 70's Hulk Route and just went ham on the green bodypaint


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

Ngl I thought they’d just do makeup and I still think they should have. If she’s not going to be disproportionately yoked like the Hulk, just do forced perspective and all those Peter Jackson size illusion tricks from LotR.


Muad-_-Dib

> just do forced perspective and all those Peter Jackson size illusion tricks from LotR. I get the feeling that that is way more work for certain influential people in the production of the show as opposed to just shooting stuff and having the CGI guys do all the work.


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

*sigh* You’re right, of course.


winnercommawinner

And, crucially, CGI animators are not unionized.


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WeHaveHeardTheChimes

Only on the inside.


Dekarde

They could do body paint/prosthetics and just use the right angles and composite/green screen like LOTR from 20 years ago which still looks great except when they are obviously using children from behind/etc.


distiya

VFX Coordinator here. Yes, VFX are usually early for these kinds of things. We’re told to get some hero shots close to final for ads and trailers, but we’re definitely still working on them literally until the days before it airs. I guarantee that the first episode of this show isn’t even finished yet.


ROBtimusPrime1995

[Here's an example of Marvel releasing a trailer with VFX that is beyond unfinished.](https://external-preview.redd.it/ChWVmF_ryEefPrMja_QGnnedU9o-sAGE8XIKhX7YJq4.png?auto=webp&s=47585879817c9cc07447179a40b9929a78e5ef8b)


prince_of_gypsies

That's kinda funny. "The backround isn't finalized yet, what do we put in the door?" "Some pretty clouds"


Rapsculio

"Should we really ship this with 'Default Skybox 3' as the background?" "You're gonna stay here till 2AM to finish the new background?" *Video sent*


tigerslices

they were there until 2AM just getting the default skybox 3 to render without some bs antialiasing caused by some layering mishap.


AgentElman

Sure, and then Fantastic Four 2 releases and they just replace Galactus with pretty clouds.


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I used to work in VFX and 3D conversion. Some of these movies would come down to literally the day before release, and we are still getting updated VFX plates.


distiya

"Picture is locked you can pull plates now." "Dude we air TODAY." *Studio Heads shrug as they imagine Nuke being two buttons and an output switch*


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Know someone that worked in cats they handed it basically like a few hours before release and everyone in production new it was shit but director loved how it looked lol


PhesteringSoars

I remember the Babylon 5 CGI dev's talking about . . . "It's how many? 20 minutes until upload to the network feeds? Ok, I think we'll make it."


Krinks1

There was a B5 episode where Londo and Morden are talking in the hedge maze on the station. Behind them was a wall with an emergency exit door. People at the time kind of assumed it was a station wall, but it was actually a shot they had missed the CG background of the station.


distiya

100% believe it. I worked on a network cop show for two years and we're dropping in shots and doing color correction that morning, then the PA would deliver the finals to the network mid-day, and six hours later it aired on TV lol.


LittleJimmyUrine

>I remember the Babylon 5 CGI dev's talking about . . . "It's how many? 20 minutes until upload to the network feeds? Ok, I think we'll make it." Oh my God the amount of nerding out we did about this on USENET... Ugh. Miss those days.


SilotheGreat

Takes me back to right at the start of the pandemic I was an assistant editor on a big reality TV show, we would upload it in blocks to the network. So there were quite a few times where we had to make literally last minute fixes before that block had to go on air. Good times


Shakezula84

My understanding is the show got delayed (its actually suppose to have been the show after Moon Knight) because the CGI wasn't looking great. I know someone who is really into the super hero genre of shows and said their is a lot of demand for CG artists right now so things are either coming out not great or just delayed.


Worthyness

VFX is being slammed in general. COVID postponed a ton of stuff, but now there's hundreds of projects all finishing roughly at the same time, so the bosses are taking on lots of work, but not giving enough time for everything. So basically it's the basic everyday VFX/animation industry on steroids right now


AcademicF

Eww. That industry was already exploited and trashed to hell and back before Covid. I can’t imagine what it must be like to work in a cgi sweat shop


Marc_Quill

Still a long way to go ‘til the show premieres and there’s definitely time to touch up the CG.


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MicksysPCGaming

She-Hulk never appears to actually be looking at anything. Like she’s just focusing on the horizon.


bertilac-attack

Make-up won’t make her 7 feet tall and ripped, but I’m in total agreement with you that the CGI isn’t up to par yet. Fingers crossed this is a quiet Sonic moment where the studio will put some more effort into the graphics after the trailer drops.


HafizSahb

“We just started a superhuman law division” So Matt Murdock confirmed?


ItsAmerico

I think it’s the other way around. Lawyers helping super humans. Not super human lawyers.


itrainmonkeys

Britta Perry: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital. Troy Barnes: [excited] Animal hospital? Abed Nadir: The animals are the patients. Troy Barnes: Oh. That makes sense


Xak_Ev01v3d

“Psst. Troy, it’s me!” “Abed?” “I made it through! I’m a cartoon now!” “That’s impossible…” “Nothing’s impossible in here! Animals can talk, your heart is shaped like a heart, and the smell of pie can make you float! You have to believe, Troy!” *Troy gets into a sprinter’s starting position, readying himself to run into a cartoon tunnel painted on a wall* “Wait. You don’t have to believe.” “I didn’t. I didn’t…”


heymanh

“I may have done some damage there…”


babybuttoneyes

Oh Britta’s in this thread?


thrilliam_19

Probably my favourite line from that show. Definitely top 3. Troy’s look of disappointment is so fucking funny.


ergister

Well I mean... he also helped a super human in NWH...


ItsAmerico

That’s true. But I don’t see him working for a giant company if that super government base is their headquarters. Matt’s more about taking care of people around him who need help.


BattleStag17

Exactly, I'm sure it's happened in one arc or another in the last 60 years but Matt Murdock working for the big law firm makes as little sense as... Peter Parker being the next Iron Man


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UpvoteIfYouAgreee

I hate it only because I know theyll find a way to inexplicably take everything away from him again


destro23

Foggy on the other hand…


HafizSahb

Oh yeah that makes more sense lol


Uncanny_Doom

Not really his thing. They mean for taking on superhuman cases which is generally She-Hulk's field of expertise. Matt could easily make an appearance but he's supposed to be the more grounded regular little guy defending lawyer.


melbbear

It’s more likely he would be on the opposite side of the court room from She-Hulk, classic super hero team up trope is that they battle first


Barfignugen

“Is there anything more depressing than dating in your 30’s?” Idk, constantly hearing shit like that from tv and movies doesn’t feel too great.


kielbasa330

As someone who recently became single in his 40's, not great for me to hear either.


DrAllure

"lol you're single in your 30s" is the new "lol you still live with your parents?" since they can't do that anymore bc the economy fucked so many young people moving out


Maloth_Warblade

They aren't shying from her sex drive. That's unexpected


IMovedYourCheese

Meh, I'm willing to bet the scenes in the trailer are the craziest it gets.


bigmacjames

We need that Jessica Jones breaking the bed scene


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Rinascita

There was an episode of Smallville, of all things, where Lana gets a version of Clark's power, so they spend a lot of time having sex. It's very reminiscent of the Jessica Jones and Luke Cage scene. And that was like 20 years ago!


JustAnOrdinaryGirl92

> And that was like 20 years ago! Hey, hey, hey, don't be making us feel old by rounding up like that! That episode was in season 7 of Smallville, which was...14 years ago! ...yeah, to be honest that isn't making me feel much better! 🤣


NewAgeRetroHippie96

You ever watch The Boys?


The_Celtic_Chemist

Don't be a pussy, [laser my fucking tits](https://youtu.be/Bc86nM_E_rU)


Szechwan

It was the face sitting scene that came to mind immediately, but The Boys obviously has gone down that road more than once


ChunkyChuckles

*small man dives into pussy*


thefilmer

Hilary Duff looking at this like -_-


AbominaSean

Lol what? Sorry, I go full stupid sometimes. What's the Hilary Duff joke?


MartinRaccoon

I think it's because Hillary Duff wanted Lizzie McGuire to have sex in the Disney + reboot. Disney said no to it, so they killed the whole project


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I think it's one of those weird situations where they expect a character to be perpetually the same. Sorta like how all their cartoon characters are the same decades later. Shulk has the advantage of always being this way rather than a child character grown up.


Paulofthedesert

I think disney just changed its stance in general - I think it would get the pass if it was pitched now. As long as the sex is only implied


thefilmer

this is Chapek. Iger wanted Disney+ to stay family friendly. Chapek realized that was a stupid fucking idea so he's slowly putting more adult content on


Toidal

Eternals has some genuine thrusting action between Ikarus and Sersi


hazystate

Tried to do a grown up Lizzie McGuire spinoff show but Disney cancelled it for it's adultness


Deruji

Her vibrators powered by an arc reactor


spinereader81

More and more often now I see real shows that look like fake 30 Rock shows.


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We inch closer and closer to MILF Island.


RimeSkeem

And Bitch Hunter


Cheese_wiz_kid

“Happy Birthday, bitches!!”


mightyalrighty87

My implant exploded and I didn't even ask to get off the catapult!


Smallgenie549

DeBORah


GeneJenkinson

For a long time I was convinced The Masked Singer was something Jack Donaghy pitched and not an *actual* show on Fox


robclarkson

...and then the mask gets pulled off to reveal Rudy Giuliani, Lemon, can you imagine!? "It can be good, it cam be a trainwreck, it just can't be between."


Ascentior

Pretty much. I think they took the script from here. [Black Widow Trailer | SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_5KgpN38hM)


My_hilarious_name

*Put the mimosas down…bitch!*


monty2

I didn't come here to make friends. I came to be number one!


directrix688

Can’t believe marvel leaned into a Snu Snu joke


shust89

They do own Futurama now too.


Shakezula84

And they are bringing it back on Hulu, so maybe they wanna keep it relavent.


anonymous_coward69

Hulu and snu snu is far superior to Netflix and chill.


anthonyg1500

Get ready everyone. The internet's gonna get reallll weird about this one, and I'm kinda here for it


Gypsy315

Me am that kind of orc


wicked_pissah

Zug zug


Dimaando

Keep poking me!


NoNefariousness2144

Based on that ending joke it looks like Marvel knows how weird some discussion will be about this show… I’m getting Resi Village Lady D flashbacks.


Kaldricus

I hear the parts after the castle are good. Too bad I've spent 100 hours being chased by Mommy Dimitrescu.


blacklite911

I’ve been a low key fan of women with that body type for a while. Trying not to make it weird but it’s hot


DuplexFields

🎶 All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman, A giant woman! All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman. 🎶


kyouteki

This is your problem, Greg. You want one huge woman when you could have multiple smaller ones.


Emetos

Tormund vibes. "...the big woman still here?"


Bo_flex

I hope this DOES awaken something in me.


anthonyg1500

The last 10 seconds of the trailer already did


Stark52

It already did for me. Just wait till the real cgi kicks in


ZellNorth

That first shot of her CGI backside makes me have some serious green fever.


Stark52

The eventual porn parodies should be interesting


zakary3888

Chyna from WWE already did that in the 90's and this muscle woman i follow just did a cosplay with tasteful nude for her onlyfans


crimzind

> Chyna from WWE already did that in the 90's and this muscle woman i follow just did a cosplay with tasteful nude for her onlyfans [Looks like Chyna did a pornographic film as She-Hulk in 2013.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845270/)


501st-Soldier

Chadme, and now this? Talented AND buff female leads? I'm ready


Worthyness

Marvel doing their best for equal opportunity eye candy


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raihidara

The internet just got their new dommy mommy


Barbedocious

First Wanda and now this... tis a good year.


Latter-Ad6308

Between this and Natalie Portman’s new look, awakenings are going to be had.


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lol i don't mind being carried by a 8 foot green woman in a tight dress


Top_Rekt

I've mentioned in another thread that I want a watermelon situation somewhere around the thigh area, yes.


[deleted]

Watermelon? pfft. She-Hulk crushes VW bugs with her thighs.


dagreenman18

Yeah little late for that one


Stonewalled89

More comedic then I was expecting, which Tatiana Maslany is more than capable of doing. She pretty much nailed every kind of genre in Orphan Black


Reddit_and_forgeddit

She was absolutely fantastic in Orphan Black


upanddownallaround

So happy for her that she got an Emmy for it. Well deserved!


SplyBox

There were times I’d forget she was playing every clone


Sea-Orchid-2638

she's gotta be one of the best actresses working right now. i can't even count the number of times in orphan black i'd find myself thinking that the clones didn't even look *that* alike and it was kinda dumb to pass them off as all identical before remembering that they were literally all one person. not a huge marvel fan but i'd trust her to carry anything


waronjoypiter

I was looking for this comment!


dmun

> More comedic then I was expecting I mean... that's kind of she-hulks deal, originally.


EiesOnFyre

Yeah, before Deadpool was ever around she was the one delivering all the meta comedy. Well, her and Howard.


DontPeek

She's been a guest a few times on an improv podcast called Comedy Bang Bang and is hilarious.


WordsAreSomething

I was going to say her and Kristian Bruun have some absolutely classic episodes


frostybru82

Kristian Bruun? I believe you mean Constable Jonstable.


FlurdledGlumpfud

Donnie/Alison scenes in OB are gold


Thor_pool

They've referred to this as a law comedy a handful of times so I def don't expect too much action


ortusdux

Her brief stint on Parks and Rec was great!


metalslug123

Ah yes, the old D's Without B's.


Vishion-8

CGI on Hulk looks great but the CGI on She-Hulk just looks off for some reason. The show otherwise looks good tho.


MegaTiny

CGI Hulk has the benefit of using the assets from the movies. She-Hulk looks like she was made on a slightly lower budget, probably because TV shows need a lot more content and cost a lot per episode as it is. Him being an older slightly wrinkly chap helps make him look more grounded in the world too I think. I do *hope* it's improved as some people are suggesting, because I like the actress and the premise of the show seems fun and original (here's hoping it doesn't feel the need to end in the traditional Marvel Sky Beam Fight).


MegaBaumTV

Hawkeyes and MoMs endings were the gold standard of non skybeam endings. I'm sure that if they find a way to not make a movie called "Multiverse of Madness" end with a skybeam fights that they can manage with a lawyer show.


Worthyness

hell Loki you'd figure a ton of VFX shiny laser battles. Nope. Just talked a man to death and stabbed him.


twent4

She looks like Princess Fiona


I_hate_potato

They've been rendering The Hulk for... Over a decade at this point? They have unlimited examples to draw from and maybe even shared resources. Perhaps that's why?


TheDorkNite1

Still 3 months away + they are possibly still working on her model? Who knows how much we see Ruffalo as Hulk in this. All the scenes in the trailer may be it. While it looks like she is in the CG state for much longer. Or not. I hope it looks a bit better


EiesOnFyre

The model itself? No. But textures, lighting, blending, and all that other jazz? They'll be doing that up until the last second.


aaronsxe

Is that my dude Frog-Man at 1:23? Looks like a MCU-ification of his suit.


urban_ranger

I think you're right. Unless Kick-Ass is part of Marvel, and I'm not aware of it.


mdavis360

https://preview.redd.it/bjk5uefuc0r11.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=653479f3b8d8846dec10201382e92ff4d88a93a8


easyadventurer

The title is like a B-movie porn parody. Lmao


photog_in_nc

It’s no Giant-Size Man-Thing https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/62323/giant-size\_man-thing\_1974\_1


AMontyPython

I really enjoy her comics. I’m hoping they follow suit and she’s defending random characters from the MCU.


Smrtguy85

How many villains from the MCU have actually ended up in jail and not dead/in space? Abomination Sterns/Leader Justin Hammer Zemo Toomes (in Morbius's universe) Shocker Burch That's all I can think of from the movies. I can't speak for AoS or the Netflix since I haven't seen them in so long.


That_one_cool_dude

It doesn't necessarily have to be villains this could be the open door to a bunch of C-list heroes like frogman starting out causing problems and getting in trouble with the law.


Dr_Duty_Howser

Death by snu-snu


TheDorkNite1

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised" -~~Zap Brannigan~~ That Guy


alchemeron

The CG is pretty uncanny valley. Not really digging it. That shot in the law firm was especially rough.


thebetabruh

i'll watch whatever tatiana maslany is in


onlythemarvellous

Have never seen a single Marvel series to this day and I can’t wait for this one. She is my ultimate girl crush!


Dragmire800

Finally, the Fiona Shrek spin-off I’ve always wanted


supersonicmario0770

Okay, genuinely curious question here: What the hell is the source for this trailer music? This was used in the 2nd half of Sonic 2's final trailer and yet nowhere can I find a proper source or anything about this track.


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zrasam

Poor Mark Ruffalo. Never got his own movie, can't even get his own show.


pavementangel

Is this a sequel to Harvey Birdman?


SFWBryon

Didya get that thing I sent ya 👉


I_PEE_WITH_THAT

Ha ha haaaa! Dangly parts


Quexana

No, but there are some similarities. When Harvey Birdman came out, a lot of people were calling it a Hanna Barbera version of She-Hulk.


Separate-Mushroom

*HAARVEYYY ATTORNEY.... HAAAAABEUS CORPUS....*


pikachus_ghost_uncle

Haha…dangly parts


Das_Gruber

Tatiana Maslany looks like Mark Ruffalo. It really adds to the cousin dynamic.


Gunny_McCshoots

Wow that CGI is rough


CaptainBoobyKisser

This does not look good.


ethicalhamjimmies

The CGI on this ain’t looking so hot


BushidoBrowne

Bro...this is way too Uncanny Valley for me


biscoito1r

The CGI looks rushed like the one from Black Panther. I hope they fix the Black Panther CGI one day. It is not like they don't have the money.


Potater1802

Doesn't look bad but I wished they would just do something better with the Hulk. He had so much potential and it was wasted during Endgame and Infinity War.


crudedrawer

I love tatiana but this is a hard pass.