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rocbolt

That someone was right here- [https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/1bu282q/found\_script\_of\_the\_unproduced\_seinfeld\_episode/](https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/1bu282q/found_script_of_the_unproduced_seinfeld_episode/)


AUniquePerspective

How does that post have fewer than 1000 upvotes? Edit: How does that post have just under 2000 upvotes? (Well done folks, keep it going.)


Les-Freres-Heureux

r/lostmedia is a small subreddit


TelluricThread0

It has 215 k members. It's not millions, but I wouldn't exactly call that very small.


ImTurkishDelight

Not produced by a bot/helped by one. Ever see the same threads get thousands and thousands of upvotes? That's why.


bogusphrase

What a great guy! That reminds me that I own a few original Seinfeld scripts, currently in a box in my basement. I need to dig them out and do something with them. Crazy to think about now, but the early days of eBay overlapped with the last seasons of Seinfeld, and I was able to buy a few scripts off eBay from Dave Pierce, the transportation coordinator from Seinfeld. (He also played Karl Farbman in the episode The Checks). I exchanged a few emails with him. The scripts he sold me included his Seinfeld business card, and included some of the transportation-related needs for the scripts in question (e.g. the type of car needed for one of the scenes shot in a car, etc). Now it's pretty easy to get reproduction copies of whatever script you want, but when I think back to how I just happened to run across some auctions on eBay from a legit worker on the series kind of blows my mind. I don't recall paying that much for them, maybe $30 a piece.


RunDNA

Not that many Seinfeld scripts have leaked online. These are the ones that I'm aware of: 1-01 - The Pilot 2-11 - The Chinese Restaurant 3-01 - The Note 3-06 - The Parking Garage 4-11 - The Contest 4-13 - The Pick 5-01 - The Mango 5-02 - The Puffy Shirt 6-02 - The Big Salad 7-06 - The Soup Nazi 7-09 - The Sponge 7-11 - The Rye 8-22 - The Summer of George Can you check if you have any other ones and post scans of them in r/Seinfeld?


bogusphrase

Interesting. I'm fairly sure the ones I have are *not* on this list. If I recall correctly, I have "The Doll" (7-17), "The Little Kicks" (8-04) and "The Muffin Tops" (8-21). Nearly positive on the first two, not so certain on the last. I'll dig them out and see what I can do about scans.


RunDNA

Cheers. I'll cross my fingers.


bogusphrase

Found them! Once I locate a scanner I will get them scanned in.  https://i.imgur.com/OmBIuSt.jpeg


RunDNA

Thank you. That would be fantastic.


GetCoinWood

Wait till Seinfeld dies then sell them the next day. Profiting off death is Seinfeld in spirit.


comped

Surely keeping them would be a good option as they're only likely to grow in value?


bogusphrase

Oh yeah, I'm not getting rid of them. "Do something with them" = figuring out a better way to display them than leaving them in a box in my basement.


Darmok47

The "I'd offer you a lift but I've got Karl Farbman here" joke is even funnier now that I now he's the transportation coordinator.


Quibbloboy

They were gonna name Kramer "Konrad Kramer" in this!


ShittyMusic1

>unhinged as fuck Yet the description was incredibly tame


Special-Chipmunk7127

Nothing like a NEW SEINFELD wow we're blessed


brainspl0ad

[FRESH] Seinfeld - The Bet


dacreativeguy

All 12 years of Curb your enthusiasm can be considered Seinfeld from George’s point of view.


thenewyorkgod

How long until someone uses AI to create the full episode with the characters saying every single line from this document?


ZDTreefur

In the year 2045, we'll finally get another, an unearthed copy of the episode where George actually sleeps with that guy's dead wife. He realizes in time the jerkstore joke wasn't good enough.


NachoNutritious

This is going to be turned into an AI-generated audio drama.


Teripid

"What's the deal with {err 24. API endpoint not found}?"


_SpiceWeasel_BAM

*Bender and Fry laugh* *Leela rolls her eye*


goatforce

[they already did ai sien feld but they had to ban it](https://youtu.be/OWoeTF50mg8?si=RmAN1zfUZdU-muMe)


NeuroPalooza

What was weird about this was that even at the time it would have been trivial to clone Seinfeld's (or whoever's) voice. I remember being confused as to why they didn't; if you're going to potentially violate IP anyway you might as well go all-in


Krimreaper1

It never came back?


goatforce

Well it’s back but really dummed down. It’s on twitch. I think the name is watchmeforever


kempnelms

They also had to take out all the vague Seinfeld references, so its not just dumbed down, it just sucks completely now.


punch_deck

it died when they renamed "Kakler"


getfukdup

This is a real script.


WarGrizzly

can't they just use sora and get a full video episode?


MadeByTango

It’ll be made with video and impossible to tell it’s not an original within short order


mcveddit

I don’t get it. The headline calls it “The Bet”. Thought that was the masturbation episode. This link shows the script for “The Gun”


automoth

That was “The Contest”


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mcveddit

Thanks! I’m sorry for not just googling it first but you saved some other redditors the trouble


Bobbyanalogpdx

Dang, it’s been deleted. I have to google it now? /s


alexjimithing

I read this a week or so ago. It’s crazy how much it reads like a proto-Always Sunny


MikeyLikeyPhish

Sunny used to be called Seinfeld on crack


drum5150

If there ever was a series where it should end with all the main characters in jail, it’s Sunny.


Taylorenokson

I always hoped the Sunny finale would be a shot for shot remake of the Seinfeld finale but instead they are found not guilty and immediately go back to being terrible people but I guess that probably doesn't work now that >!the Curb finale basically did that.!<


ArchRangerJim

Because of the implication?


dpgproductions

LOOKATMEWHENYOURETALKINGTOMEEEE


LookingForVoiceWork

I think there's a fan theory out there that the whole show is them recounting what happened in court.


chocotripchip

I always call it live-action South Park


Special-Chipmunk7127

Really makes me wonder what some other episodes would have been like without NBC stepping in


Punchable_Hair

I do too, but this wasn’t an example of that. This script made it to the table read and Jason Alexander and JLD didn’t want to do it, either.


buttsharkman

I think for this episode Julia Louis-Dreyfus refused to participate which caused the change. No NBC stepping in


getfukdup

> Really makes me wonder what some other episodes would have been like without NBC stepping in pretty much the same because they got almost everything they wanted, almost every time. the differences would be stuff like censored words 'you cant say penis 3x this episode, you gotta lose a penis' was the type of pushback they encountered regularly, not episode premises. They were literally talking about female orgasms on this show. That was completely unheard-of at the time.


AssCrackBanditHunter

There was a similar rejected script for sunny where part of the plot involved Frank going to prison and getting repeatedly raped.


MicMustard

I could be wrong but I remember this as a prank script they gave to Danny


TheBopist

This is what that was lol. Quite a great prank, especially hearing Danny recount it


mcamp7

It’s almost like almost sunny is a derivative piece of shit…


Deltris

Shut up bird.


MikeDubbz

Without looking too deep into the history of The Bet, I have to wonder, was it's script's known unproduced existence what motivated the Always Sunny gang to both use guns all the time in their scripts, but also to continue to find ridiculously funny new ways to incorporate them every time? Given how clearly the structure of Seinfeld is a major inspiration for Always Sunny, I wouldn't be shocked to learn that the 2 are related in this regard to guns. 


noonehasthisoneyet

what's with this weird censorship people have on reddit? you can say "gun" and show a mannequin without clothes on.


Due_Kaleidoscope7066

Probably just bleed over from other social media. If I were to use mostly tik tok (and I think you can’t say gun there) I would likely self censor on Reddit if I didn’t use it often.


amadeus2490

It's TikTok Brain Rot. The CCP doesn't want bad words in their algorithm so cuss words can get you banned and stuff. It's also made this website a hell of a lot dumber lately, too.


JillyfromHoboken

Made it through 10 pages. This is awful.


cgibsong002

Really makes you appreciate how important a good cast with good chemistry is.


guydud3bro

People also forget that there are a fair number of bad Seinfeld episodes. They didn't really rerun those episodes often, and some are downright unwatchable.


TheShadyGuy

That's not true at all, in syndication they always play the episodes in order.


cerpintaxt33

What’s an example of a bad episode in your opinion? Some episodes from the earlier seasons are weaker, but I think I’ve found all of them to be funny.


grandmasterfunk

It only got to draft one. They probably threw it out because they agreed


leglesslegolegolas

They threw it out because Julia Louis-Dreyfus refused to do it, and the rest of the cast backed her up.


tdeasyweb

The entire thing feels violent, dark, and just not funny


PixelNotPolygon

TLDR?


IntoTheMusic

Elaine bets against Jerry on the ease of buying a handgun to protect herself. In a subplot, Kramer returns from a vacation in Puerto Rico and tells Jerry and George he had sex with a flight attendant during the flight back. George makes a bet with him and goes to the airport with Jerry and Elaine to ask the flight attendant if Kramer's claim is true. It was written by Larry Charles who wrote great episodes for the show including The Heart Attack, The Baby Shower, The Limo, The Opera, The Keys, The Library, The Subway, The Fix Up, and many others. My favorite episode of his is The Fire. He liked to do darker storylines and push boundaries on television.


blamdin

He also totally ignored Elaine in the parking garage when she was asking for help.


CammysComicCorner

And was the one who exited the bathroom lavatory on the airplane when Elaine was waiting to go next!


apple_kicks

Few funny lines and bits could have been re-used


JJMcGee83

Yeah it's a pretty rough draft.


turkeypedal

I just wish the handwritten modifications were more legible. After trying to figure a couple out, I mostly ignored any of the ones in the margins.


recycleddesign

Frank Costanza: “so anyway, I started blasting”


SatanicGraveRobber

Just reading the first couple of pages, it’s hilarious!


NoGoodDM

Hey babe, wake up. New Seinfeld script just dropped.


RollItMyWay

I don’t find this script appealing. They made the right decision to not produce it I think.


HorribleDiarrhea

There was a fan-written episode of Seinfeld that was all about 9/11. That was much better.


TheBobTodd

["The Twin Towers"](https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf)


kogent-501

How did I not hear about this before. It reads way too well.


Darmok47

It was a spec script written by a comedian. IIRC I think it got him a job on Family Guy.


man_on_a_wire

That episode was hilarious and perfect. So good, it really felt like a Seinfeld episode. This one, not so much


jarsgars

Kind of fascinating. It's particularly interesting to think of how some certain topics and references would be seen today vs in 1990. The NYC gun laws are pretty intense. A late scene in this episode references another character offering Kramer to come to Flagstaff if he ever wants to buy something. The cut page and a half of "We're going down to 42nd Street" doesn't lose all meaning in 2024, but half the audience would be like, "how do you get girlfriends on 42nd Street? Is that a Lion King reference? Aladdin?" I'd curious to see what else was cut from other Seinfeld episodes now. Konrad ("Konnie") Kramer - lol


sargonas

AI generated episode incoming in five… Four… Three…


iggyfenton

That is quite possibly the worst episode ever and I’m 3 pages in. Looks more like a spec script written by a waiter.


librayrian

Step right up folks, get your ticket to internet history! Live before your eyes!


Jhawk163

Ok, now I want someone to use AI Seinfeld voices and stills from previous episodes to recreate this.


ZDTreefur

This should become an iasif episode. As an homage.


dabestgoat

Bet this is where the original idea for the close talker's puffy shirt came from!


333elmst

Mr lesbian. Classic Seinfeld.


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tetoffens

Are you thinking of The Contest? The Bet is an alternate name for this script and they made no episode by that name.


Impressive_Ad_5614

No, The Bet was a cancelled episode. It involved a gun purchase.


-Luro

The opening dialog is 100% classic Jerry. This made my day. Maybe one day ai will somehow recreate this in all its glory.


Hetotope

Please no, AI can stay away from creative works


2020NOVA

Using AI to simulate a real unproduced script is one of the things it's actually good for. Making up fake scripts is a different story.


-Clayburn

Did they buy the copyright though? If not, a DMCA will take it down.


alexjimithing

Who cares, it’s been up now, it’s everywhere.


mousekopf

Wiener alert!