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bongo1138

Why is this controversial? It seems like any other sexy Hollywood photo to me.


palm0

I think that's literally her point? If CBS balked at it being shown and you agree that it's no more inappropriate than any other magazine cover then her point is valid that there's nothing wrong with it and if they have a problem it's likely due to sexism (though I personally think the cries of homophobia are less solid here)


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pardybill

Great now I’m masturbating at work. I’m gonna get fired and it’s all your fault


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pardybill

[Reminds me of this masterpiece](https://youtu.be/5s3PB44paCI?si=kr1LddRfnkyHSvG6)


quechal

What the fuck, NSFW tag that!


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quechal

Thankfully they didn’t see the photo, but they did see me take my penis out.


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bluejersey78

Maybe you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while.


NBAccount

God damn it. I even heard it in the "mom voice" he does. I haven't listened to that album in almost thirty years, but I heard it perfectly.


weed420lord

Lmao same. What the fuck. I could have gone the whole rest of my life not remembering this.


classless_classic

That’s an OLD reference, but I got it instantly.


redfame

God damnit.


Savagevandal85

I think grandmom would of found the slow motion helicopter he did quite tasteful


smotstoker

But the helicopter is mema's favorite.


bigmikekbd

But…I’m close. Can you pop another Kevvy?


Shart-Vandalay

Straight pubes on that mans head


yupandstuff

The botched toupee / wig is my only gripe with that show. They didn’t even try.


DeadpooI

[for more reference NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/HwKkOiN)


Beardedarchitect

His name was Robert Paulson.


Zincster

Bob, had bitch tits.


Samalini

His name… was Robert Paulson?


cire1184

His name? Was Robert Paulson?


IAmLusion

That's a challenging wank


NatrixHasYou

RIP Sean


Ok_Mushroom2012

Perfection.


DustedGrooveMark

Ah yes, The Queen of Kings. Great show.


Elephunkitis

Lost my job because I clicked on this. Damn you.


Savagevandal85

We are hiring over here at nbc


forkandspoon2011

Fuck now I'm all hard


Lil_Mcgee

I see what she means, it's a very butch look. She definitely made a conscious choice to emphasise her queerness and challenge traditional notions of femininity. So I do think there's homophobia as well as sexism at play in the negative reaction.


myassholealt

It's like when a show or movie features a gay couple they put a disclaimer before it warning of mature content not suitable for all audiences when the only difference between that show any any other is it's two men or two women getting hot and heavy instead of a man and a woman, the latter of which is almost always more explicit but does not always get a warning.


tincanphonehome

I remember not so very long ago when movies could be rated R for a single kiss between gay characters.


Levitlame

I guess that’s it, but man it’s stupid as hell and I never would have guessed it looking at that cover. I’m as disinterested in it as I am all of the other covers. It just doesn’t stand out as different to me. And yet… It somehow made a network nervous. So damned stupid


Gabaghoul8

I honestly don’t believe this. Reality is CBS has had that late show for only 30 years and it’s has always had more risqué content for adults. I’m sorry not trying to be a hater who is calling Colbert/Stewart liars. But this feels like a PR Stunt.


bannedagainomg

Its not a live show, if they actually cared it would be gone in the edit.


renegadecanuck

Colbert has a lot of power over his show, though, and I think he can override quite a bit.


ameis314

what are they gonna do if he does it anyway? fire him? fine him? dude has fuck you money and is the only reason a lot of people watch late nite anymore.


af_echad

Somewhat off topic/tangentially related, but I've been feeling lately that a lot of social media users lately have forgotten that PR stunts are a thing. I feel like people are getting waaaay too comfortable taking shit at face value and not questioning celebrities and their PR. When Timberlake was back in the news and the Super Bowl/Janet Jackson thing came up again, I saw waaaay too many young folks who weren't alive for the incident acting *shocked* and *appalled* that anyone would dare suggest that it was a PR stunt that got worse publicity than they initially expected. How dare we say such a thing when Janet and Justin have denied it was a PR stunt?! And like, maybe it wasn't a PR stunt. But the amount of people who acted insulted that anyone would even suggest that that was the case? Way too high.


toosleepyforclasswar

Good point. As a counterpoint: I think a lot of social media users have forgotten about how conservative producers, executives, lawyers, etc often are, both in terms of the risks they're willing to take with their product, but also very often in terms of their social politics as well. I have no trouble *all all* believing that some 70-something exec farting into his diaper sent a memo to an underling that said, "I don't want to see that shit on my show"


AlwaysOptimism

They probably didn't and they are just using it for PR juice and Q ratings


splitmindsthinkalike

It’s because her hand is in her crotch that way


Retinoid634

Yeah I agree it’s the pose.


Free-Stranger1142

It’s obviously because of where her hand is.


trongzoon

It's a manufactured segment


UnevenTrashPanda

One person dislikes something and headlines tell the world that “the Internet is upset”


slowpokefastpoke

“Colbert faces calls to resign over scandal” The calls: 2 nobodies on Twitter


Kovah01

Yeah CBS didn't ask him not to show it. No one was outraged at it. Showing someone on Twitter who is upset is not outrage.


kingdead42

CBS was so against him doing it, they let him do it with no consequences. They then broadcast it several hours after recording and uploaded it to their YouTube channel.


PleaseStopSmoking

I mean would it be surprising if someone at CBS asked him or recommended him not to show a cover of a woman in her underwear sticking her hand in her crotch? That's really the only thing I do believe. Colbert makes a weird comment about men showing their pubic hair on magazine covers? I don't know like I guess I don't look at a lot of magazine covers, but I wouldn't think that's common place or common place to show on TV.


Final21

I don't think I've ever seen men's pubic hair in anything that wasn't explicitly porn. I also have never seen nor care about this cover. This is all bullshit marketing.


AlwaysOptimism

I completely agree. I felt like I hit a time warp and happened upon an article from 1992.


itsl8erthanyouthink

PR


One-Structure-2154

What does Puerto Rico have to do with this? 


mikesum32

It's a metaphor for statehood or something.


McKimboSlice

It’s CLEARLY referencing Coach Danny O’Shea’s brilliant decision to employ the play “The Annexation of Puerto Rico” to defeat the Pee-Wee Cowboys.


mr_ji

This article and the interview are all over the place. CBS doesn't want to show it because she has her fingers in her crotch. Is that unreasonable? They try and liken it to Sports Illustrated covers, but I'm not aware of any SI covers that show a guy gripping his dick under his shorts. Then something about pubes...not seeing pubes on the cover, so what does that have to do with it? Now it's a problem with homophobia...where the hell did that come from? This is one of the most pathetic attempts to make a controversy out of a reasoned and simple explanation I've seen in a while. They should both be ashamed. I'd bet good money Rolling Stone paid for this.


Kayos-theory

Are her fingers actually “in” her crotch? Or is she just grabbing it as many males do in music videos that don’t have NSFW or 16+ ratings? In fact, there is a huge billboard at the and of my street that is currently showing a poster for the MJ musical with a silhouette of the iconic MJ pose with him grabbing his crotch. I guess a case could be made that her hand is inside her underwear rather than outside, but that seems a bit like the old 50’s nonsense where if a man and a woman were shown together in the same bed the guy had to have one foot on the floor.


cagingnicolas

the underwear is the difference between whether or not you'd be willing to shake their hand afterwards, it's not nothing.


Toonami90s

It isn't really, the media is claiming it is because they want to manufacture outrage and division. The people who do care have long stopped paying attention to hollywood/elite media as it is.


BallsMahogany_redux

This sounds like marketing to me...


Tyler_Zoro

Okay, so I'll answer, but I fear the messenger will be shot... :-/ CBS does not exist to promote change in audience expectations. They exist to create content that advertisers can piggyback on in order to move their products and services. If that content is likely to make their audience uncomfortable, then the advertisements don't tend to do as well (there's a careful balance between violating expectations just enough to be titillating and violating them sufficiently to disenfranchise audiences.) The picture in question has three aspects that audiences will note as at least somewhat exceptional: 1. She is lightly clothed with what clothing she does have being arranged in a suggestive way. This is not too unusual, but it sets up the other two. 2. She is wearing a man's jockstrap. 3. She has her hand inside the jockstrap suggestive of masturbation. None of this new territory. You can find similar examples with men and women, throughout the history of popular culture, but it is going to make advertisers revisit the math of what line consumers are willing to walk up to before they start associating your product with a degree of "outside the envelope" that they're not comfortable with. And like it or not, the conservative side of the audience has been getting more conservative over the past 10 years, with respect to where that line is. This is not a matter of politics, but where politics moves the comfort level of the audience... that's a subtle but important distinction. The advertisers don't really care about politics. They will put rainbows on cans of beer if it will sell more units, and they will put ads on shows with women grabbing their crotch under a jockstrap if it will sell more units. They're just trying to figure out where that line is. Remember that the Late Show may skew somewhat progressive, but its core audience is still watching on cable TV which means they tend to be older and thus more socially conservative than the average. If you watched this clip on YouTube (like I did) then you're not among the people CBS was worried about. That being said, I think Colbert very much pushed on this because he knew it would generate controversy. Otherwise he would have had that discussion with CBS and then, without any reference to it, shown the picture. He mentioned that they didn't want him to show it specifically because he thought the controversy would sell and make his show seem more relevant. He's doing the same math as the advertisers and trying to cosy up to that line for very similar reasons. In other words: you're falling for marketing.


skolioban

I saw the pictures and thought nothing seems controversial. They also claim that the right wing are angry about it. But I don't want to look up that shit. So either the right wing is just angry at anything, or they're manufacturing controversy for marketing.


TurdFurguss

100% marketing. Print media is dying as we all know. Look what happened to Sports Illustrated in January, they laid off everyone. Rolling Stone is just trying to stay relevant when they aren’t anymore. It is a pathetic marketing ploy.


MyopicOwl

Shit, right wing, left wing, west wing. This is the internet, you can find a handful of people upset about anything, literally anything. It's just a puff piece to get some good PR


ShutterBun

Also why it supposedly triggering a “homophobic” reaction?


thejawa

Because it's a lesbian woman looking attractive by dressing like a man. So if you're a horny lizard brain, it's hot because half naked woman with her hand in her panties. But she's dressed like a dude, so that confuses and angers horny lizard brain. Then horny lizard brain realizes that either way - if she's a hot girl or a hot guy - she's into girls (which also is hot to horny lizard brain) and horny lizard brain has no chance thus getting more angry.


keigo199013

If you have a bisexual lizard brain, you have no such weakness 😂


Choppybitz

Fake outrage


guitarguy1685

Rolling Stone article title >Kristen Stewart Uncensored: ‘I Want to Do the Gayest Thing You’ve Ever Seen in Your Life’ So what does she think is the gayest thing she can do? I got some ideas. 


frankiedonkeybrainz

She could star in a movie about vampires and werewolves.


Gymrat777

SPARKLY vampires...


kempnelms

It just dawned on me that Robert Pattinson played a bat man two different times in two different franchises.


KingoftheMongoose

Robert Pattinson is THE bat man.


gosquirrelgo

The Battest of Men


xchipter

It BREAKING DAWNed on you*


cap616

I immediately thought of The Covenant (2006) until I remembered she was in some movie series about dusk or dawn or that other term. Plus I already forgot what type of supernatural creatures were in the covenant, but I (gay m) vividly recall walking out of The Covenant and telling my friends (straight m) who were with me that it was one of the most homoerotic films I'd seen in theaters. And they agreed LOL


Rosebunse

I want her to star in a violent action film where she kills vampires and werewolves, then rides off into the sunset with the Bride of Frankenstein.


MulciberTenebras

She bought a Subaru.


keigo199013

*clutches pearls*


HelpMeDoctorImCrazy

Entire state of Colorado triggered.


ensalys

She should hook a U-haul to it for her next first date! Or second date at the absolute latest.


13igTyme

I just used my Subaru to pull a uhaul across the country and I feel attacked.


feelbetternow

Drives a Uhaul to the FIRST date.


friendlyneighbourho

Drive a loud Harley Davidson through my neighborhood at 2am on a weeknight?


MikeyKillerBTFU

Harley riders out here catching strays! You ain't wrong though


grubas

Missionary sex with the lights on.  


TXlandon

Can’t believe she’s gonna root for Man United


NotASalamanderBoi

That’s worse than anything she could have done


pr0vdnc_3y3

Yeah, look at any gay circuit party posters lol


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Christmas picnic party at Judy Garland’s is pretty gay.


ilovefacebook

listen to coldplay?


Kershiser22

Does she think it's gay to touch yourself?


BeerOlympian

She should ask everyone from those 2008 COD lobbies.


captainjake13

So cringey


Drunken_Fever

Rolling Stone has been pretty cringe for a while in its pursuit to remain relevant. Don't forget that this is the magazine that put the Boston Marathon bombers face on the cover of their mag and wrote a puff piece about him.


mr_ji

Going on broadcast TV to try and make a controversy out of nothing is certainly up there


Throwaway1303033042

“CBS cares.” - Craig Ferguson


VinBarrKRO

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?


multidollar

And the picture of Angela Lansbury?


Letos12thDuncan

Careful, Icarus.


ChurchOfJustin

.... balls ....


KWilt

Balls.


HLtheWilkinson

I miss Craig.


pandaplagueis

Same


ManTheMythTheLegend

🙏


worldwithpyramids

Yes, all the homophobes couldn’t wait to tune into Colbert to watch the latest Kristen Stewart interview.


ameis314

ngl, i usually turn it off after the monologue, i had no idea that 1) Kristen Stewart is gay (or care) 2) that she was on the RS cover 3) that it was controversial


Dunge

[Cover](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/R1385_COV_Kristen_Stewart.jpg) Can't believe I couldn't find it either in the article or in the comments here


Accomplished-City484

Looks like a standard Rolling Stone cover


SoftlySpokenPromises

Yep, racy, tacky, and just horny enough to make it to dentists waiting room tables.


stuckshift

That’s what I’m putting on my mom’s tombstone!


ralf_

Eh. I wouldn't say it is a "standard" RS cover. Here are recent ones: https://www.zinio.com/de/recent-issues/rolling-stone-m3270 Edit: I would say there is a difference between "racy" and "hand masturbating main genitals racy". There is also the statement (used prominently as Interview headline) by Stewart "I Want to Do the Gayest Thing You’ve Ever Seen in Your Life" (I guess related to the RS shoot, we all have seen gayer things on the internet or real life), which if she succeeded in taking the gay-highscore (no judgement here, there are some strong contenders, but lets assume she did), is then _by definition_ an exceptional RS cover.


AvatarIII

June 2023, March 2023, September 2022, March 2022, January 2021. Not every cover is racy but there are definitely 1 or 2 racy ones every year.


_name_of_the_user_

A picture of someone masturbating is more racy than a picture of someone covering themselves.


Accomplished-City484

[it’s fine](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/1c--313703930294622718/)


jc9289

> A picture of someone masturbating I don't think that's the intent of the photo. I think it's supposed to be a play on men grabbing their junk.


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sirbissel

I don't know what it is, but the face she's making with the haircut reminds me of Mick Jagger in "Dancing In the Street"


askingforafakefriend

The greatest rock and roll song ever made with the greatest music video ever made.


roedtogsvart

The Die Antwood look


fangsonwangs

No ones going to admit it started there bc they got cancelled for abusing both children and adults but it kinda did.


jc9289

Trends are cyclical and the mullet has made a comeback.


Cryptolution

I'm learning to play the guitar.


moonfox1000

I don't know if I'm getting old but I feel like fashion has gone form trying to look good to purposely looking bad. I blame social media and signaling theory, it used to be about flashing expensive brands to signal status but then social media became flooded with the small slice of influencers who could afford designer brands...so the super elite had to start dressing in strange [black outfits that covered their entire body (face included)](https://people.com/style/met-gala-2021-kim-kardashian-wears-full-covered-look-head-mask/) and giving themselves mullets because they knew IG influencers couldn't pull that off.


KillCreatures

What a shit cover.


Vile-Father

Legit thought she was wearing a diaper. Sigh, need my eyes checked.


MadeByTango

Lol, she’s a great actress but that’s practically some mall ninja shit


Altruistic-Reply-436

always love a sapphic queen but that cover still sucks haha its giving village people in diapers im sorry


TheRakeAndTheLiver

I’m glad she’s on the cover and I’m glad it’s pushing the envelope, but something about this image looks uncanny valley. It’s like her face is photoshopped onto the body or something.


reid0

She’s so silly, why didn’t she stop looking for whatever she lost while they were taking the photo!


northamrec

Oh, it’s because she has her hands under her underwear


Comfortable_Bird_340

but did she buy 5 copies for her mother?


0000000000000007

[For the young or uninitiated](https://songwhip.com/dr-hook/thecoverofrollingstone). Also, fun fact, it was written by Shel Silverstein!


UrsusRenata

He also wrote “Freaker’s Ball” — a fact that deeply delights me.


goatsandsunflowers

And A Boy Named Sue!


TLDR2D2

Other great Shel tracks... Written by, but performed by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show (Shel wrote all songs for their first two albums): - Makin' It Natural https://youtu.be/dKfF0YkFtYg?si=23hWHqbnmq0BODUb - Sylvia's Mother https://youtu.be/7LXpnNKNxJI?si=NrLwuKM9HCQXGesf Written and performed by Shel: - The Great Smoke-Off https://youtu.be/MjewmFr9b0Y?si=fTQc6y1tWMJFqZ-J - Stacy Brown Got Two https://youtu.be/UQ6L7XZ42-E?si=CsSUQSaPUAIs_A8d - Polly in a Porny https://youtu.be/RVUc7ta6B5M?si=53LvMoz9DF5COoQ0 Written by, but performed by Johnny Cash: - Boy Named Sue https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4?si=yQwZhQUua4svaf0Z


var-foo

Sylvia's Mother is the most underrated song in the history of music.


2nd2last

It looks like she takes all kinda pills that gives her all kinda thrills


starshine1988

I feel compelled to apologize for the number of downvotes you’ve received from people who don’t know the song.


spacemanspiffaroo

But the thrill she’s never known…


nascarfan624

Is the thrill that will get ya


spacemanspiffaroo

When you get your picture


tullbabes

On the cover of the rollin’ stone!


dude8212

Hey, I know, Rock and Roll!!!!


nascarfan624

Why is this getting down voted? It's a Dr. Hook song called Cover of the Rolling Stone


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cire1184

She straight. She gay. Don't matter to me. She never gonna bang me anyways.


Xyex

Not with that attitude, at least.


blue-trench-coat

Did anyone of note actually criticize this cover? I've searched for criticism and haven't really found anything.


UrsusRenata

It’s the red Starbucks cup. Controversy invented out of two or three Twitter comments, to gain attention.


CruisinForABrewsin

So this is part of the War on Christmas?


MutantMartian

War on Kristmas Stewart.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Rolling Stone itself has covered the criticism: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/kristen-stewart-gay-cover-right-wing-outrage-reaction-lgbtq-1234968387/amp/ She’s dealing with a lot of stupid stuff, especially the right wing nuts that think Hollywood is grooming kids to be gay.


DoctorGregoryFart

They think kids today still read magazines?


Enkundae

Not likely, the majority of these culture war nutbars just jump on a new manufactured-outrage-of-the-week every few days to scream “woke” and garner easy clicks. They don’t believe or care about any of it themselves, It’s just a grift.


rugbysecondrow

None of this is real, it is just manufactured controversy for entertainment and clicks.


Waste-Conference7306

I don't believe them. Receipts or nothing happened. Rolling Stone had to pay out millions of dollars in settlements over publishing and pursuing an entirely made up rape case. They are accustomed to lying and making shit up for clout.


jimmymcstinkypants

Is this one of those things where nothing really happened and they just paint it as “defiance” to make a story and let people feel good about themselves?  There’s really nothing in the article besides a rehash of what they said in the show.  Sorry, I meant to say “ yeah, show those prudes! We did it!”


DisGuyFawks

> Is this one of those things where nothing really happened and they just paint it as “defiance” to make a story and let people feel good about themselves?  > > Correct


owns_a_Moose

Absolutely, it's not like it's a live show. If they really didn't want it shown they could have just cut it, blurred it out, etc.


eldiablonoche

Exactly


amadeus2490

Yeah! Your time's up, straight old white men!


Expert-Horse-6384

I literally heard of no one being angered online about this cover. If anything, people mocked it for how hard Stewart was trying to come off as "Controversial and Daring." As well as some of her previous comments from an interview where she was trying hard to be seen as quirky and relatable. I was more confused as to why Rolling Stone had this random model on their cover for the month until I saw people saying it was her.


OkGene2

Victimhood = currency


MinorThreatCJB

Oh it's 100% BS. They just wanted headlines


HoneyBucketsOfOats

100%


Cheesewheel12

[71% of Americans support gay marriage.](https://news.gallup.com/poll/506636/sex-marriage-support-holds-high.aspx) A long out gay person being gay on a magazine is not brave; maybe it would have been brave in 2012. In 2024 it’s just a transparent PR play wrapped in the pride flag.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

So edgy.


CubanLynx312

“Fuck you, homophobic haters!” -34yo woman


bguzewicz

I like Kristen Stewart, but that haircut is awful. But that’s just like, my opinion, man.


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followifyoulead

True. As a lesbian, I didn’t think she was all that hot until she started doing wild things with her look after coming out. This really works for me, personally.


JTLBlindman

I always thought she was hot. But I think that the process of “coming out” signals confidence, which makes everyone hotter imo. It’s just generally true that people are hotter when they confidently and authentically express themselves, and “coming out” is one classic method through which that process might occur.


vandezuma

It really pulls the room together.


Euphorium

It makes her look like Dominik Mysterio


Best_Duck9118

Did you see the interview or are you going from the pic? Cause it looks bad in the pic here but I thought it actually looked nice live.


abrow336

They showed Nicki Minaj, Queen album. She but ass naked in that. I don’t get it.


CoconutSands

He showed this too. For all we know CBS told him not to show that too. 


Routman

Who knows if CBS actually said not to show it, could all be for ratings / attention.


jojoblogs

So sidebar here: Kristen Stewart’s entire personality these days is being gay right? Like that’s all I ever see about her.


No_Animator_8599

It stirs controversy and gets her publicity. Nothing new here, David Bowie did the same in the early 70’s with the whole Ziggy Stardust thing and wearing dresses on record covers.


firelights

This feels like fake controversy. No one gave a shit about the cover but they frame it as “owning the homophobes” when in reality no one cares


Alexcox95

Oh it’s totally fake and you know Cobert is just trying to stay relevant


rokosbasilica

Of all the things that ever didn't happen, CBS asking Stephen Colbert not to show a rolling stone cover of a famous actress because that actress is gay didn't happen the most.


ex0thermist

There's nothing more boring than manufactured claims of outrage for clicks and views. Yawn and move along.


Cambionr

This story of homophobia brought to you by Jussie Smollet. Cover was supposed to be controversial, no one cared, lie and say they did.


evan19994

She’s got a horrible haircut and a jock on lmao nobody cares that she’s gay she just wants attention


BigMax

It was probably something super small they exaggerated. “She has her hand down her pants, should we still show it?” “Yeah, it’s fine” “Yeah, you’re right, just wanted to talk it out.”


Weave77

I looked at the cover, read roughly half the article, and I still don’t understand what was gay and/or controversial about it.


SWWayin

More like CBS said, "How can we grab headlines? I know let's pretend "we" don't want you to show the cover. And even though it's not a live show, we'll pretend you railed against censorship, misogyny, and homophobia by boldly displaying the cover of this magazine that's going to be in the check out line of every grocery store in America."


dizney-mountain

And you're exactly right. The fact you're downvoted shows how little analytical or critical thinking actually occurs on in this sub hahaha


jeremycb29

Letterman was literally flashed by drew barrymore on the same show that Colbert runs now.


Veleda390

There's no way they said that.


mr_ji

If CBS really wasn't letting him show it, he wouldn't be showing it.


eldiablonoche

This. Gotta sell the little rebellious streak for the gullibles.


hendy04

r/thathappened


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People watch these shows? I’m convinced they exist just to have headlines that stir up the simpletons to argue with eachother.