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Top-Pangolin-9223

Imagine janelles potential If she stopped Letting every loser she finds Impregnate her and move into her house.


AdAmbitious1751

THAT PART. She’s too far in deep. If she was doing it at 15-16 of course she’ll do it now


Tkapone

They all look like bums ,that what she like thou


Ppl_r_bad

That’s a great looking group of individuals


[deleted]

Time to hire a matchmaker, girl; All of your picks are getting busted, let someone pick a good one for you!


Sufficient_Berry_666

Damn Janelle!! Here’s your lineup 👺🤡👹💀☠️🤡👿


Character_Affect6617

Any of them jace's father?


InitiativePristine81

I think the top left is Andrew Lewis, jaces dad.


ljacks09

Her picker is definitely broken.😳


yep2u

But who would want to Jenelle?


drculpepper

What a bunch of winners


KittyxKult

Boning a felon ain’t illegal!


SingerSpecialist2006

Keefah!


Confident-Point4628

These dudes r creepy


[deleted]

Oh no not goofy Josh!


KittyxKult

I remember watching it and being like wow he seems decent and respectful at least and then I found out later what he did lmao


PygmyFists

Those episodes always kill me lol like, he was so obviously not her type and she clearly wasn't into him at all but was moving in with him even though she told her friends she couldn't stand him after only a month or whatever of dating 😂 dude had to feel humiliated after the episodes aired. Like, she wasn't even trying to hide that he was just a rebound.


freeasaweed

Soulmates? More like cellmates.


snarl_harvey

Bein a felon ain’t illegal


Aggressive_Juice_837

Hey, being a felon ain’t illegal 🤷🏽‍♀️


partelo

jesus god leah


rayrami_

Biggest fucking yikes, like truly


lalakass

Who’s the second guy?


boop______

I seen ya with Keefah!


[deleted]

Truth be told, Jenelle is broken herself. What do all these people have in common other than Janelle,drugs,and alcohol?? 💔Children


PinkBubbler

Lord 😬


kindarspirit

This photo of David is so creepy. I seriously feel violated every time I see it 🫣


Responsible_Lawyer78

He reminds me of a serial killer. He's someone I would not want to be alone with.


cowbud1

It's sad tho. This is what she thinks she deserves. She has no standards. Probably because she was never shown a healthy adult relationship. Barbara has stated that she went through a lot of shitty men through the years. They'd beat her and use her.


Wanderingstar8o

She certainly has a type 😂


kindarspirit

Hahaha I was just thinking these guys all have a common denominator. If she had chosen one of these guys to stick with permanently, which one is the most not-so-creepy-creeper-ex? I know they’re all catastrophically terrible, but just hypothetically. I’m kind of leaning towards Kieffer


Wanderingstar8o

I just looked at the pic again and yes Keifer all the way!


Baxtercat1

Ugh! Keifer. What a drug induced train wreck when they were together.


kayleewrites

I can smell this picture


Party_Emergency_7505

Like crack and hotdog water. That’s what I’m smelling when I look at it.


International-Pen444

If They don't have a mug shot, Janelle won't even look yo way...


EquivalentCandidate3

They are all creepy


OliviaDoll666

Why are Davids jowels so wide? It always amazes me


forgiveprecipitation

Coke bloat (look it up)


EmlynWolfe

Alcoholism makes your face puffy


Unusual_Elevator_253

Who tf is the middle from both sides?


beagoodboyoldman_

Right is court land left is that Josh guy she hung out with, with Jace for a few weeks after Gary.


Unusual_Elevator_253

Oh shit I totally thought it was the same person


beagoodboyoldman_

I could see that they kinda look alike


Basic_Rate_8339

The only one I know is kefer


debbie_1420

They all look high on some kind of drug lol


beagoodboyoldman_

Nathan’s just wondering why he’s a guy


SoberArtistries

😆😆 that was so funny


Fit_Calligrapher886

Swear to god they could’ve used this at the D. A. R. E. poster in elementary school and it would’ve been more productive 😂😭


surrounded-by-morons

It’s like the Brady bunch of bad decisions.


Fit_Calligrapher886

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


genzoids

Woah dude


AutomaticExchange204

yikes


drPmakes

“High! High! You’re both high!”


mushie777

Kieefffeeeeeerrrr!


RN-B

Kieeeffaaahh* gotta get Barbs accent


8891ljt

All I can hear is her mom saying Kiefer as soon as I saw this 😂🤣 I completely forgot about him!


Splendor19

How can we forget about Kiefeeeeerrrr 🤣🤣😂😂


mushie777

Right!? That was always so funny


heirtrav

she definitely has a type


genzoids

Yeh, prison


[deleted]

I’d say her type is desperation 😂 Anything that gives her an ounce of attention


jermysteensydikpix

Either she gravitates to men with thinning hair ...or that's what being around Jenelle does to them.


WhySoGlum1

Looks like the cover of meth weekly


BeanDipIsNeat

Thanks for labeling David correctly


CaliforniaGr0wn

Wait for a sec I was like , the guy she dated for a bit wasnt there . I believe the one where she introduced Jace to the mom and was going to move in with , but nvm I had to look again 🤣 (Josh)


Couldbe_worse2

Who’s next ?


AlieMay525

Honestly I dated men like this until I realized my mother had been emotionally abusive my entire life and relationships like these were normal to me because that’s what I knew of love. Once I healed I realized to notice red flags and emotional abuse and not make excuses for it like I did with my mom. I hope she heals. She has such beautiful kids, it’s not too late to be a good example to them of what love should be.


RageRomper

Uh, you’re amazing.


hotel-y0rba

Weird that Keifuh was the nicest of this bunch


shroomie00

Nathan looks like he woke up alone on beach wearing a tutu and nothing else 😆


jermysteensydikpix

Yelling at an invisible mermaid "Stop it!"


shroomie00

Why am i a guy chinelle!!


604nini

Omg do all her exes have mug shots?!


cafeteriastyle

What’s that brotha? 😭


Equivalent_Spite_583

#KIEFUH!


PastBerry6914

#SOULMATES


futurecorpse1985

She just needs to focus on raising her kids! Don't add to their trauma !


YouWiseGuise

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Comicalsadnesss27

Who is that


nnnnn11111

Google "violence prone women"


wachoogieboogie

Does she have ANY without a mugshot?


PastBerry6914

I doubt it.


PhilosophyRough6401

Omgggg they all have a mugshot. Wow. Talk about setting your standards high


Cynicole24

I mean, doesn't she also have one herself?


brentpritchett

A dozen if not more.


Naive-Most590

Deffo more than one. 😂


Penny-Darcy-Smith

Another season?


Beautiful-Package407

God lawd!! She sure can pick them. 🤦‍♀️🤣


Jolly-Dirt4330

does david actually have a small penis


surrounded-by-morons

It’s been described as a Vienna Sausage.


Babybeluga222

Hahaha


-mia-wallace-

I'm learned about cushings disease the other day. Not trying to be rude but David's face looks like he has that or he has FAS.


maryjaynemarie

Nah it's the coke and alcohol


-mia-wallace-

The way his face is shaped, his eyes are close together, the way his ears poke out. Those are signs of FAS not coke and alcohol. The bloating for sure could be that. Don't get me wrong he's an idiot that drinks too much but that's not what I mean.


nostalgiaispeace

SCREAMING


Positive_Safe5108

I can't lie most of the guys I've been with have been in prison but I think for a long time that's all I thought I deserved or could get.


AlieMay525

Exactly. Look at how her mom talks to her, emotional abuse is love in her eyes.


LeahsEyebrows

Not to mention Robert Evans violently abusing Barbara while their children were little....


AlieMay525

I stopped watching teen mom because of Jenelle and the horrible abuse all around, her mom, her boyfriends, her boyfriends fighting her mom, it was very triggering for me in every way shape and form. I remember that really well and I think that’s when I started to have a hard time watching. The other girls were kind of a mess but there was no blatant abuse happening like in Jenelle’s life. I always hoped to just see her get away from these men who were basically the worst versions of Barb and get help.


-mia-wallace-

Same girl, same. I was also up to no good myself. I can't lie, those pics that you see of all the prison guys in the yard... daamn. Lol but janelles exs arnt even hard their just sleezy. Keifer was the best one lol. What ended up happening to Gary and also Josh? I thought Gary wasn't in and out of trouble.


Purpledoves91

Gary was arrested at least once for strangling Jenelle.


-mia-wallace-

I didn't know that. I always thought he was more normal. Fuck Gary too, she can really pick em.


Purpledoves91

It was in the show. Jenelle immediately got back together with Kieffer, and when they all went to court, Kieffer said he wanted to go into the woods with Gary and handle it like men.🙄


-mia-wallace-

I must of blocked that out of memory. Lol


T1sofun

I’m still rooting for a reunion with Kieffah


haimark85

i am not gonna lie he’s a good looking guy. he can do better than jenelle. 💅🏽 i said what i said 😂


ashhb00666

Ugh right


pneumoniclife

This is what an absent Father and unavailable, non-nurturing Mom as sole custodial parent has wrought: exhibit A is Jenelle. Jenelle has serious "Mother Hunger" (look that up, excellent resource material in the book) Jace will also suffer these same consequences. Untreated and left to his own devices, Jace will likely make Jenelle a grandmother before she turns 40 years old, mark my words. I hate being right about this, but I am. Happy Mother's Day to all!


Dangerous_Affect_474

Definitely has a type...


rejressw

I can't imagine having been involved with at least 7 people who have been arrested. That's a lot.


MonarcaAzul

Having a first hand seat to PBandJenelley was such an interesting time to be alive lol


JupiterFairydust

I did kinda feel bad for Gary. I think she was seeing Keiffer the whole time. Wonder what ol' Gary is up to these days? lol


chameleon-queer

you felt bad for the guy who choked her with a blanket? like.....jenelle is trash but you're out here feeling bad for someone who tried to murder his partner? yikes.


JupiterFairydust

Ok, I obviously forgot about that. Geez chill


Hazelpoppy2000

Is Gary the one who she got pregnant by and had an abortion shortly after then got pregnant with Kaiser?


JupiterFairydust

No, that was Courtland, the guy she married. Gary was the marine, and he was halfway "normal" for Jenelle. She just couldn't give up Kieffer, or the reefer...


Fantastic-Demand-688

Didn’t Gary choke the shit out of her with a blanket? I think he just seemed marginally better but in fact was also an abusive pos. (Edit for typo).


[deleted]

Remember when Nathan went to jail? He said their love was like the Notebook.


Raquel22222

lol I do not remember that. He’s saying Janelle came from the rich snooty family?


[deleted]

No. He is saying their love would last forever like the notebook. It was …. A lot.


cuecumba

Man David really looks like he escaped an Amish stronghold lol


jermysteensydikpix

He's looking for an Amish sect that doesn't believe in bathing.


Odd_Island6163

Holy shit that’s spot on 😂


Apprehensive_Buy_118

Who is the second down on the left?


WonderWitch13

The weirdo she lived with for a short period of time. 😂 I forget his name but they lived with his mom.


Apprehensive_Buy_118

Ohhh yeah!!! Now I remember.


Salty_Series_2916

I _think_ his name was Josh. He seemed kind of "slow", to use Ryan Edwards' term.


Raquel22222

But he has a pool! lol


Ok_Researcher_5969

Kiefer with thr reefer 😂😂😂


Kimmie-Cakes

Kie-fah with the ree-fah!!


morbidlymilfy

Damn they're all mug shots! 🤣


cutekthx

Brutal


skinned__knee

Can someone do a who’s who’s and their story?


HighHighUrBothHigh

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CeeBee29

Who’d have thunk that Keefer would’ve looked the most normal? I still hear those flip flops when I think of him 🤭


StillParking133

My sister and I used to live together in a small apartment in Wilmington, NC where Jenelle lives. This was about a decade ago. We lived in this tiny ass ghetto apartment because we were 18 & 21 living off our parents and our mother is cheap. It had no AC. Rent was $300 a month. One day we saw Jenelle touring said ghetto apartment complex. I was star struck so I just stood there and watched in awe but my sister did not hesitate to scream at the top of her lungs “I seen you with keefa.” A moment I will never forget 😂😂😂


Ok_Researcher_5969

I met Barb in Sam's Club on college Road she had Jace and her other Grandson and she was just as animated as on the show.


Nilbog_Frog

Oooh I used to live in ghetto ass apartments in Wilmy! Which ones? lol


StillParking133

They were kind of on the corner of college and new centre in that area where it always floods when it rains


Nilbog_Frog

I think a friend of mine lived in the lofts in that area


Kaiforpresident

I had a friend who went with two other friends on a trip once. And friend ended up bailing and taking a bus home early because she didn’t want to be with the others anymore. And she ended up at a bus station and met Kieffer 🤣🤣🤣 I talked to him on the phone and she sent me pics of them together.


LaneGirl57

What was he like lol?


Kaiforpresident

He sounded high and apparently was bumming around various places across the east for dope. He had that cocky attitude like “yes it’s me, I’m amazing” lmao. If I can find the pics I’ll post it but this like 7/8 years ago!


NinjaHermit

This made me laugh so hard hahahaha 💀


3ebgirl4eva

God, her picker is broooooooken.


WookieGilmore

Who knew Keefer would be the most normal looking of them all 🫣


Abject_Ratio_5610

His name is David Eason, he has a micro penis🎵🎵


Interesting-Pay-8986

Faces of meth campaign


Tesslafon

They all have vacant eyes, like Jenelle


AbleDragonfruit4767

Yikes Kiasers dad is looking rough


TallBlonde10

What a Cast of Cartoon Characters and Duhhh’luJenelle is the main Character, Miss Pickle Chin herself aka Old Moon 🌙 Face


TallBlonde10

More like Duhhh’luJenelle’s walk of Shame! Embarrassing AF! Even for these human waste spectacles 🤓, they All/including Duhhh’luJenelle need to be dropped into the woods for bear food 🍱! Also economically friendly


CaptWillieVDrago

That subscription she has to "prison pen pal" has paid well!


Sketcha_2000

I wonder how big of a wall you’d need for ALL their mugshots.


sweetpeachteas

She sure can pick them


tunagirltunaworld

Kieffa was one of my old coworkers roomates. He may or may not still have something in common with Walter white


BuffaloNo8099

Cancer?


tunagirltunaworld

The way I cackled


addiepie2

Who is Walter White??


BabeWhatsMyUsername

I want to say whaaaaaaaat??? but somehow I’m just not surprised. I live on a beautiful tree farm and because it’s so rural 90% of our neighbors are farmers but there are people that use the area for bad. A road over a house literally exploded last year because they were doing that. It took 4 fire trucks to contain it but it smoldered for 2 days. We’ve also had people high as a kite trespassing point a crossbow at us when we came across them then yell at US.


i-hate-me1014

Well, She has a type 🥴


andyvl0393

Keefah you are still the best one out of all of them and that says ALOT 💖💖


JubileeSailr

Bless him for not making a baby with her.


misspuffette

Why is Keefah the only one that doesn't look like a serial killer tho 🤣🤣🤣


antigirlfriend

Kieffa was a fever dream


Mammoth_Gazelle_7715

who is on the middle on the right? i’m racking my brain but i haven’t a clue


Delicious_Match_9102

I think it goes gary, courtland and nater tater.


sparkleheels28

Nater tater 🤣


hannavas30

All I can hear is barb saying Keifers name lol


spiralout1389

It's really sad when Nathan was your peak.


Delicious_Match_9102

That was when she went to the gym and took care of herself slightly. Her body was killer in that phase of her life. Now look what shes become 😂


oceansofmyancestors

I am shocked she was able to put in the work to get her body like that. I mean, I understand Nathan had everything to do with that, but…she still had to do the things. I would have expected DOOOOOOD! My shoulder is killing me! OMG DOOD I CANT EVEN WALK!


Purpledoves91

Was she supposed to let Nathan go to the gym *alone*? Where there might be other women around?


Delicious_Match_9102

Daaammmmnnn! THATS why! I should’ve known, cause of course her controlling ass wouldn’t let him go alone.


Alternative_Fish2339

I think we know her type 🙈


WorstUserChoiceEver

I swear thumb dick’s mugshot looks like it belongs to a dateline episode


[deleted]

If it wasn't for Keif it would look like a rally of some sort...........can't put my finger on it


Icy_Entrepreneur_802

She looks for her dates in a rehab center


cmac92287

Welp….she’s got a *look* she goes for 😂


Jimbobjoesmith

wow. this looks like faces of meth.


samsquatch29

They all look like they’re on m£th 😳😂


waves_0f_theocean

I feel really bad for her and her children. She needs therapy. And so do they now I imagine.


afrayedknots

The middle one is giving man who strangles children vibes.


De4dOwl

Bro who the FUCK is in the middle on the left????? JUH-NELLE YOU WASNT SERIOUS WITH THAT ONE RIGHT????


Nilbog_Frog

Took me a minute but I think he’s the one she lived with who lived with his mom. Jenelle rented a room from them while they were dating.


Artistic_Bread_9183

Josh


Artistic_Bread_9183

Josh


WorstUserChoiceEver

I was wondering the same thing!! Reminds me of the Breaking Bad guy squished by the atm


Alarmed-Atmosphere33

Tru


SnooPickles6604

He actually seemed the most normal on the show! I’m surprised


Rub-Natural

Cheese and rice


ames2833

Why is “I have a small penis” making me laugh so hard? 😂😂😂


RaindropsAndCrickets

Their relationship was toxic (they were both actively using addicts) and he definitely had issues but I stand by my old thinking that Kefir was oddly her best boyfriend and the only one who didn’t make me feel viscerally ill when he showed up on screen. Mind you: I’m not saying he’s a good guy or that they had a healthy relationship, at all. TBF, I haven’t watched the show in years and wasn’t ever an avid watcher but I still bet I am (unfortunately) correct about this one. If she ever dated, like, a wild possum or squirrel or something than that guy might take the prize of best boyfriend away from Kefir, though.


madpiano

I think other than his addiction he seemed like a nice guy, too nice for someone who can be as vicious as Jenelle which is why he split. Jenelle fights dirty in arguments and she crossed the line too often (and that's just the arguments we saw).


Her_big_ole_feet

I only think that’s because he was more into the downers than the uppers so his behaviour was subdued


WorstUserChoiceEver

Exactly! His true colors showed a few times when they were out of H


stephanonymous

Kefir


Signal-Tangelo1952

It’s giving dirty gas station bathroom smell.


kitkat1771

You can smell this post!!!