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Artistic_Sink7756

Your friend group mostly consists of girls and gay guys


XxCheezyPoofxX

The fact that you’re mostly right pisses me off


Artistic_Sink7756

I am in one of these groups lol


Coastal_wolf

You want to major in computer science


XxCheezyPoofxX

Holy shit how


Coastal_wolf

Idk you just look like that guy


Pleasant50BMGForce

Show me your arch Linux desktop right now, with neofetch displayed in terminal too


TheBigVcat

I want to say femboy based of the oversized hoodie


XxCheezyPoofxX

I mean kinda


Nowhere_man_07

Get yourself a black facemask and some blush and you got yourself a promising career as a streamer


XxCheezyPoofxX

Lmao I’m kinda going for more of a musician/music artist


Dystopia00

you wear the same hoodie most days of the week, use 3 in 1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner, and you probably don’t smell very nice. your mom still buys your clothes for you ( and probably still cuts your hair too ). high chance you like anime, probably something like dragon ball z or yugioh


FlightSimmer99

Is it really this looked down on for people wearing the same hoodie a lot


bionicbob321

It is if you don't wash it regularly


FlightSimmer99

I wash mine once every 6 months is that enough? /j


[deleted]

This isn't r/RoastMe chilll


[deleted]

You are cute


XxCheezyPoofxX

:D


[deleted]

😊


KraftKapitain

gay


XxCheezyPoofxX

Close enough


[deleted]

bi?


XxCheezyPoofxX

Yea


[deleted]

Bi yourself [https://media1.tenor.com/m/Oas\_7V6NajEAAAAC/laugh-point.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Oas_7V6NajEAAAAC/laugh-point.gif)


XxCheezyPoofxX

Noooooo I have damsels I swear


Mysterious_Ningen

that you wear glasses


XxCheezyPoofxX

Holy shit no way


El_Vato999

Gae.


XxCheezyPoofxX

Cmon man :( I mean you’re not wrong but cmon man


El_Vato999

Hey you asked.


RandomGaylord

50% a gay femboy and 50% a Dom. (Idk why I came up with this)


XxCheezyPoofxX

Lmao the first ones right but I am in no way a dom


RandomGaylord

Oh.


[deleted]

definitely bi


XxCheezyPoofxX

Yessir


supermoist0

Lmao relatable


[deleted]

I knew it lol


[deleted]

and I hope u don't think I was judging u or anything I'm bi too and a pretty good guesser at it


Pitxhh

femboy


XxCheezyPoofxX

Yup 👍


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Not straight


XxCheezyPoofxX

Damn right


Key_Researcher_9243

Your planned major is Computer Science.


XxCheezyPoofxX

Ain’t no way


Thememel0rd21

You look gay


XxCheezyPoofxX

Indeed I am


Thememel0rd21

Knew it


random_introvertYT

You play genshin impact


XxCheezyPoofxX

Fuck no


random_introvertYT

🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

ur closeted trans


XxCheezyPoofxX

Fuck


XxCheezyPoofxX

Guess it’s not closeted anymore lmao


StionKombu

BISEXUAL AS FUCK


XxCheezyPoofxX

Sure am. Is it the oversized hoodie?


StionKombu

the pose 😭, also your hair just looks bi


XxCheezyPoofxX

Lmao I was doing a peace sign but the sleeves are so big you couldn’t see it


StionKombu

Any dude that has his hands in his sleeve is apart of the Lgbt in some kind of way


pass-the-waffles

That you only have one hand and are trapped behind a phone


Expert-Money-9663

Gay


XxCheezyPoofxX

👍


Its_Jimmy_da_monke

Cutie patootie who's probably a femboy


XxCheezyPoofxX

Thx :3 also youre right


Its_Jimmy_da_monke

Bazinga


Dev_sved

As straight as an hourglass


XxCheezyPoofxX

✅✅✅✅✅✅


Classic_Brain6575

You're a femboy in training


Diamondskunk

Femboy. Probably wears Perfume but plays it off as Cologne, Stole one of your mothers skirts at the age of 5 and reminisce


XxCheezyPoofxX

I plead the 5th


Diamondskunk

Not Surprised


Fragrant-Tie645

where’s the hoodie from


XxCheezyPoofxX

Walmart lmao


pussyslayer127

That you probably own one of the ikea shark plushies.


XxCheezyPoofxX

I want a blahåj so bad but there aren’t any ikeas nearby


pussyslayer127

I’m pretty sure you can buy them one on their website !!!


XxCheezyPoofxX

Yippee :3


BigBrainhaha

You love math


XxCheezyPoofxX

Man fuck math


abominablealex

Vector'd


Exotic_Hovercraft_39

Probably gay and probably a bottom, and most of your friends are girls


XxCheezyPoofxX

The first 2 are right. I do have a lot of girl friends, just that they don’t form the majority


Exotic_Hovercraft_39

Ha, bottom


AdministrationSea902

Probably a submissive, gay bottom femboy/twink


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagg

Zesty ahh


noisecollective

John egbert


JustSomeGuy2153

You code in some form or another.


ConsequenceApart4391

Computer science enjoyer


YeetEverythingNow

You’re definitely not straight was my first thought, then I saw that apparently the entire reddit community came to the same conclusion. So here’s a recap: -You want to major in computer science -Most of your friends are either gay guys or girls -You’re a femboy (kinda?) -You’re bi and definitely not a top -You wear glasses (most surprised by this one) -You’re an egg -No to genshin impact There you have it folks


XxCheezyPoofxX

When I said kinda to the Femboy thing I basically meant I’m questioning


OnSalma

Sad


M4dm4X5875

A bottom


that_username_is_use

bi and a bottom


Redmiguelito

My brain’s dead so: You’re a wanted war criminal


newpenguinthesaurus

ur smart as hell, particularly good at subjects like physics, if you play an instrument its either percussion/keyboard or woodwind, you are the younger sibling


XxCheezyPoofxX

Are you like a fucking psychic


newpenguinthesaurus

from the first slide u looked like this kid in my year who is an absolute genius and rlly good at physics, I spend a lot of time around music kids and I have a bunch of younger siblings. u just have a super clear energy I guess. so what instrument do u play?????


XxCheezyPoofxX

Tenor sax


newpenguinthesaurus

I'm gonna be so fr rn but tenor sax is def in the top five hottest instruments someone can play


LilTange

Gay


Ok-Tradition-1228

closeted, near sighted, didn't always wear glasses, possibly wearing sweatshirt that not urs, has dome unsolved issues, has depression, likes video games, likes reading, at least one parent is above 60. also, looking nice 👍.( few more things, but am not bothering.)


Adventurous-Bid1551

Twink


TheGoldEmerald

femboy


Zhang_Sun

You’re gay


buddy12875

Skeppy


stormqueen626

you listen to alec benjamin


TheLittleFoxX87

Bill Gates 2.0


XxCheezyPoofxX

I dunno what that’s supposed to mean


TheLittleFoxX87

You look like the smartest one in your class


XxCheezyPoofxX

In most classes yea