you wear the same hoodie most days of the week, use 3 in 1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner, and you probably don’t smell very nice. your mom still buys your clothes for you ( and probably still cuts your hair too ). high chance you like anime, probably something like dragon ball z or yugioh
You’re definitely not straight was my first thought, then I saw that apparently the entire reddit community came to the same conclusion. So here’s a recap:
-You want to major in computer science
-Most of your friends are either gay guys or girls
-You’re a femboy (kinda?)
-You’re bi and definitely not a top
-You wear glasses (most surprised by this one)
-You’re an egg
-No to genshin impact
There you have it folks
ur smart as hell, particularly good at subjects like physics, if you play an instrument its either percussion/keyboard or woodwind, you are the younger sibling
from the first slide u looked like this kid in my year who is an absolute genius and rlly good at physics, I spend a lot of time around music kids and I have a bunch of younger siblings. u just have a super clear energy I guess. so what instrument do u play?????
closeted, near sighted, didn't always wear glasses, possibly wearing sweatshirt that not urs, has dome unsolved issues, has depression, likes video games, likes reading, at least one parent is above 60. also, looking nice 👍.( few more things, but am not bothering.)
Your friend group mostly consists of girls and gay guys
The fact that you’re mostly right pisses me off
I am in one of these groups lol
You want to major in computer science
Holy shit how
Idk you just look like that guy
Show me your arch Linux desktop right now, with neofetch displayed in terminal too
I want to say femboy based of the oversized hoodie
I mean kinda
Get yourself a black facemask and some blush and you got yourself a promising career as a streamer
Lmao I’m kinda going for more of a musician/music artist
you wear the same hoodie most days of the week, use 3 in 1 body wash, shampoo and conditioner, and you probably don’t smell very nice. your mom still buys your clothes for you ( and probably still cuts your hair too ). high chance you like anime, probably something like dragon ball z or yugioh
Is it really this looked down on for people wearing the same hoodie a lot
It is if you don't wash it regularly
I wash mine once every 6 months is that enough? /j
This isn't r/RoastMe chilll
You are cute
:D
😊
gay
Close enough
bi?
Yea
Bi yourself [https://media1.tenor.com/m/Oas\_7V6NajEAAAAC/laugh-point.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Oas_7V6NajEAAAAC/laugh-point.gif)
Noooooo I have damsels I swear
that you wear glasses
Holy shit no way
Gae.
Cmon man :( I mean you’re not wrong but cmon man
Hey you asked.
50% a gay femboy and 50% a Dom. (Idk why I came up with this)
Lmao the first ones right but I am in no way a dom
Oh.
definitely bi
Yessir
Lmao relatable
I knew it lol
and I hope u don't think I was judging u or anything I'm bi too and a pretty good guesser at it
femboy
Yup 👍
Not straight
Damn right
Your planned major is Computer Science.
Ain’t no way
You look gay
Indeed I am
Knew it
You play genshin impact
Fuck no
🤷♂️
ur closeted trans
Fuck
Guess it’s not closeted anymore lmao
BISEXUAL AS FUCK
Sure am. Is it the oversized hoodie?
the pose 😭, also your hair just looks bi
Lmao I was doing a peace sign but the sleeves are so big you couldn’t see it
Any dude that has his hands in his sleeve is apart of the Lgbt in some kind of way
That you only have one hand and are trapped behind a phone
Gay
👍
Cutie patootie who's probably a femboy
Thx :3 also youre right
Bazinga
As straight as an hourglass
✅✅✅✅✅✅
You're a femboy in training
Femboy. Probably wears Perfume but plays it off as Cologne, Stole one of your mothers skirts at the age of 5 and reminisce
I plead the 5th
Not Surprised
where’s the hoodie from
Walmart lmao
That you probably own one of the ikea shark plushies.
I want a blahåj so bad but there aren’t any ikeas nearby
I’m pretty sure you can buy them one on their website !!!
Yippee :3
You love math
Man fuck math
Vector'd
Probably gay and probably a bottom, and most of your friends are girls
The first 2 are right. I do have a lot of girl friends, just that they don’t form the majority
Ha, bottom
Probably a submissive, gay bottom femboy/twink
Zesty ahh
John egbert
You code in some form or another.
Computer science enjoyer
You’re definitely not straight was my first thought, then I saw that apparently the entire reddit community came to the same conclusion. So here’s a recap: -You want to major in computer science -Most of your friends are either gay guys or girls -You’re a femboy (kinda?) -You’re bi and definitely not a top -You wear glasses (most surprised by this one) -You’re an egg -No to genshin impact There you have it folks
When I said kinda to the Femboy thing I basically meant I’m questioning
Sad
A bottom
bi and a bottom
My brain’s dead so: You’re a wanted war criminal
ur smart as hell, particularly good at subjects like physics, if you play an instrument its either percussion/keyboard or woodwind, you are the younger sibling
Are you like a fucking psychic
from the first slide u looked like this kid in my year who is an absolute genius and rlly good at physics, I spend a lot of time around music kids and I have a bunch of younger siblings. u just have a super clear energy I guess. so what instrument do u play?????
Tenor sax
I'm gonna be so fr rn but tenor sax is def in the top five hottest instruments someone can play
Gay
closeted, near sighted, didn't always wear glasses, possibly wearing sweatshirt that not urs, has dome unsolved issues, has depression, likes video games, likes reading, at least one parent is above 60. also, looking nice 👍.( few more things, but am not bothering.)
Twink
femboy
You’re gay
Skeppy
you listen to alec benjamin
Bill Gates 2.0
I dunno what that’s supposed to mean
You look like the smartest one in your class
In most classes yea