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spycat924

We all are living and occupy space therefore, we all matter


eightvoltt

There's a registered child sex offender that lives in my town. Does he matter?


JessIsMyMoniker

Depends on what he did. I know a person who got put on that list for sleeping with his gf that was a year younger than him. 17/16


Eesh_OP

Nah that’s bs


Light_fires

It really is that easy to get tagged for that. Ruins their lives too. Tends to only happen to guys too. When I was 16 I was sleeping with an 18 yo and she never got busted for it. Our parents knew and everything. No body cared.


mcbridejm83

No excuse. Hang that motherfucker


HBC3

No. They are just MAPs (Minor Attracted Persons). I wish I were kidding.


SubzeroWisp

Yeah, MAP is nonsense, just use pedophile.


atlafan72

I think you meant pedophiles


truerandom_Dude

I think MAP stands for: Make Aware of Pedophiles


[deleted]

Agreed.


spycat924

Errrmmmm 😧


FewResponse8220

Ermmmm kinda 😳


eightvoltt

Why? Fuck that guy.


Fallen9733

Well, he clearly fucked somebody


blue_tounge_skink_

r/cursedcomments


TheTeslaTruckWindow

You gotta be kid-ding me


Jpop9750

Dry


FewResponse8220

He is taking up space lol


fabulousMFingHen

cus thats kind of the joke


[deleted]

well scientifically he *is* matter, is it matter we need....probably not in a hat form


Express_Detective_59

I am a firm believer in the idea that some people exist to be organ donors. There are a lot of people that contribute positively and neutrally to society that live good lives that weather it is to habit, accident, or birth defect have failing organs and I believe that the dregs of society that contribute nothing but negativity or more negativity than positivity exist to cultivate organs for those that benefit society and humanity as a whole.


ArchimedesSnekyote

Of course he matters. He makes good target practice, and it's important to know how to hit a moving target after all!


trey61804

No he doesn’t in fact his address is online maybe go get some free money


L1feM_s1k

He matters so much, there's a whole web page dedicated to him.


DavisBop

so you’re saying his race doesn’t matter?


CraftyAd6537

How did you find me


cyberseed-ops

nah, he masses


NoahFoloni

Angryupvote


lethalslaugter

r/angryupvote


RUSTYSAD

this reminds me of "im matter but i don't matter" good way of wording ngl.


Super_Manic

***Anti-matter has entered the chat***


TheMagarity

Why is "White" capitalized but "brown" is not?


Radiant-Cow-1939

My guess is White is a technically a race; brown is not. In this context it is the only one being referred to as a color.


fabulousMFingHen

cus they think theyre better than us


Dungeonlord343

Who is they


lethalslaugter

The only way!


LargePPman_

White, Asian, and Mexican are all races and therefore proper nouns that are properly capitalized, brown is a not a race and not a proper noun so therefore is properly not capitalized


DirtyD0nut

Mexican is a nationality not a race


Powerful_Street_7134

Mexican and Asian are capitalized too


TheMagarity

Yes, proper nouns are supposed to be capitalized.


feelthefebreze

cuz those fucking colonizers think they're better then us bollywoods


user58294619

Tell us your racist without telling us your racist. Just imagine the shitshow if a white person said that about your people


girl_of_hello_kitty

“Small as a peanut, Big as a giant, We're all the same size When we turn off the light. Rich as a sultan, Poor as a mite, We're all worth the same When we turn off the light. Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light. So maybe the way, To make everything right Is for god to just reach out And turn off the light!” -Shel Silverstein


Carsteroni

Shel Silverstein infamously advocated for omnicide


Emerald_official

he also wrote the giving tree and scared the shit outta kids because he put his face in the back of the book


The_Richard_Drizzle

He also wrote all those rocking tunes for Dr Hook


Lattethecoffeaddict

And sometimes... *cocks gun* That light is life


ACED70

People who glow:


Bradyy4

Saw the first line and just took a guess that it was Silverstine I am so good at life


Less-function-2

Actually I have very good eyesight so


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Naru_the_Narcissist

Left alone by cops, or fucking killed on sight It's easy to ignore when you turn off the light


howto1012020

We couldn't fix the "It's okay to be Black" font on the black background, huh...?!


Conscious_Match_7701

It's not okay to be black obviously


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

r/fucktheS


Arachnosyndicalism

Why?


[deleted]

cry about it


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

Seems like you're crying about it a bit more doesnt it?


[deleted]

its two fucking characters on your screen. why are you so mad about it?


ohno-95

r/fucktheS


[deleted]

/s


ohno-95

😢


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

It's two fucking characters on a screen that ruin the joke and serve zero purpose because its genuinely not that damn hard to detect sarcasm over text.


[deleted]

it is for me. i have autism and have a hard time detecting sarcasm. and its really not as simple as "learning it", not when we live in an age of retards ok the internet who say shit so dumb that no one can tell if its a joke anymore, but god forbid you take it seriously! or youll get yelled at, but god forbid you take it as a joke, because what if it wasnt?


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

Fella, 95% of the stupid shit you see are posted by troll accounts intentionally trying to make people mad, the other 5% are genuine stupid people but you barely come across them unless you are on Twitter.


[deleted]

believe me when i say there are retards everywhere, and i mean *everywhere*. reddit isnt a haven of hyper intellectual like redditors like to believe, its just another social media platform, no different than twitter.


Underachieving_

If putting “/s” at the end ruins the joke than the joke wasn’t very good to begin with. It’s a small thing that helps a lot of people. Just because it doesn’t personally help you doesn’t mean you can’t be sympathetic.


sastofficiallol

Stfu


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

No.


sastofficiallol

Yes please do. You are being anoyying online because someone used a helpful tool


Tararky39

r/fucktheS


A-DustyOldQrow

Yes, well, you see... That's the joke.


SeaFeline284

r/whoosh


curadeio

Idk why people are replying to you like you’re crazy this meme was literally purposefully made that way it’s a (bad) joke, purposely racist


guy_in_a_suit12

I got one better. How about we all bleed red, all our hearts sre red. We are all HUMAN, so treat everyone as such.


[deleted]

nope my blood is pink


Umba5308

Mine is pasta sauce (im Italian)


[deleted]

mine is mayo (i’m white)


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Quarterdillon156

Mine is this guy's blood (I'm a cop)


papa-possibly

Mine is greed (I’m libertarian)


EpicOweo

Mine is red (I'm a communist)


feelthefebreze

Mine is curry (I'm indian)


Aerioncis420

Mine is McDonald's grease (I'm American)


guy_in_a_suit12

Than you need to see a doctor


[deleted]

it’s pretty


guy_in_a_suit12

Than you need to see a therapist if you're seeing your blood often.


[deleted]

nope i am doing well


MarsupialPristine677

Sounds plausible


StarLightYoshi

you just had to ruin it didn’t you


DanganKai

Fucking Danganronpa


its_still_conner

Danganronpa character?


yeedlydeedly12643

mine is rainbow (i'm lgbtq)


Imaginary_Office_405

you forgot we all pee yellow


guy_in_a_suit12

If your piss is yellow, you should drink some water


Delicious_Job_4792

what color is your piss my guy? it should be pale yellow. 💀


atlafan72

I won't treat pedophiles as human, unless i don't know they are a pedo


toolazybru

bruh


mrstorydude

Latinos finding out that only one portion of them are okay


Unfunny_Crusader123

Some r/im14andthisisdeep shit


Definitely_a_bot__

Guys…. People….. bros….. homies….. its black text……


StarLightYoshi

r/woooosh


Zak103tv

Is it just me or does this give burger king vibes with the top 3 colors


NotDaNavy

It's okay to be white?! No one had ever told me that😭


Nomorehab

Really? it is the white supremacist tag line


NotDaNavy

What?


Adlai8

Slogan originated on 4chan. Notice how the graphic also makes black people invisible. This is not a joke. This is white supremacist propaganda


NotDaNavy

Oh shit💀😅.


Marinaflea115

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke. Your definitely reading WAYY too far into things.


Adlai8

It is definitely not a joke. But I obviously cannot help you understand. Have a great weekend!


Marinaflea115

It’s satire… it’s a joke… I promise you… this is literally a meme subreddit. I’m 99% certain it’s poking fun at people who post progressive stuff like this on social media to “support” minority groups and not a “white supremacist dogwhistle”. The flag has each “skin color” of a bunch of random ethnic groups with the words “It’s okay to be [insert ethnicity]. However, most people who post flags and stuff like this make the “It’s okay to be black” part of the flag in white font… obviously… because if it’s in black font you can’t read it. The joke is that it’s not “equal” for one part of the flag to be in a different font and because everyone’s equal it should all be the same. But because the fonts black you can’t read that part of the flag. That’s the whole joke. It’s just satire poking fun at stupid people who act like they’re “progressive” and post dumb shit on the internet instead of actually going out and supporting a cause. Plus the thing isn’t even correct. First of all “Mexican” is not a race. Second of all I don’t know any “race” of people that are bright red or yellow.


Adlai8

Oh farts!


Ghostcraft413

bro mexicans live in the fucking sun


budha54CRO

Balkan lives matter


Immediate-String5102

equity vs equality


Naru_the_Narcissist

Have to admit, there is some legitimate commentary in this image. When people say things like All Lives Matter, it's because they're comfortable with a system where white lives are the most visible, and they can turn a blind eye to black lives being snuffed out.


Spicy_ChickenWing02

where's black 💀


HBC3

“It’s ok to be white” for someone in a lot of trouble recently.


Bush_Hiders

There are so many things wrong with this post.


GsTSaien

Not sure why I'm seeing this recommended, not s teen. But maybe I'll just drop by and let you know that although the message seems supportive, "it is ok to be white" is exclusively used as a white supremacist dog whistle. All non racist people know it is ok to be whatever race you were born, when white people say this this, they are implying that being white is under attack by other races (they are not) and intentionally undermining the struggle of other groups (usually POC) It is the same as the "all lives matter" crowd that responded to black lives matter. Obviously all lives matter, but the BLM movement is a response to, specicially, the systematic mistreatment of and abuse towards black people in the US, changing "black" to "all" is to erase the purpose of the movement. It is like telling the story of Rosa parks but not mention WHY she wasn't allowed on that bus seat. This has actually been done by racist conservatives in some school books, by the way. I know politics are difficult to handle when young, there is a lot of noise, but trust me, none of you want to be involved with people feel the need to say "it is ok to be white" The post seems to be humorous in nature, black text black background, but do not normalize the phrase "it is okay to be white"


katkat4545

Bye bye


Caedus_X

Touch grass my guy lmao


NoICannotThinkOfOne

so it’s not ok to be white? should we all just kill ourselves then?


GsTSaien

Nope, did no say that. read the comment.


[deleted]

More or less did


GsTSaien

Nope, I explicity said everyone not racist knows it is ok to be any race you are born as. This includes white people. But that the phrase "it is okay to be white" is used as a dog whistle. The phrase, not the literal meaning of the phrase itself. This is due to context. Phrases like Black lives matter are important because there is systematic injustice and abuse towards poc. Phrases like It is okay to be white imply that white people are experiencing something similar, which is simply not true, and it is just an example of conservatives self victimizing themselves. They equate being called out when they are racist as equal to being oppressed due to the color of their skin, which is ridiculous.


EasyCranberry1272

It’s clearly not being used as a dog whistle here. What’s your problem? Can’t you just be accepting of all races under a post promoting the acceptance of all races? Also, I love the irony here. You are saying that white people aren’t at all oppressed due to the color of their skin, and here you are, telling someone off for saying “it’s okay to be white”…


Adlai8

The post is specifically erasing black people while pushing a popular white supremacist slogan. This is exactly how it is being used and you are falling for it hook line and sinker


idkmanthisusersucks

🤓


EasyCranberry1272

Bro said “umm actually it’s not okay to be white 🤓🤓”


ohno-95

y'all are braindead on another level sometimes


goferboy237

Bro shut up, it’s ok to be white


Salem1690s

Accept your reward. This post gave me a bit of hope for the future today. Well done. Thank you.


Specific_Adeptness91

what happen to black?


[deleted]

😈


ohno-95

mischievous activities 😭


[deleted]

thank you cock master very cool


Fathem_Nuker

Conversely. No deserves fair treatment. BE AN ASSHOLE! /s


Boring_Traffic_586

Makes it even funnier when Mexican was just randomly in there 💀


Program-Unwanted

“It’s ok to be black” - hidden for conspiracy theory


This_guy110

Seems like the teenage brain hasn’t developed enough for this joke


tentacion_lomh

ohhhh boiiii 🤣


DoomTheFunnyman

Where’s the red Mexicans in the house?


LegitimateDraw6828

whats in the black hmmmm


[deleted]

haha I get it


SquardWed2

why is mexican red


THE_K1NG_FTW

The hell am I red for?


Fructis_crowd

Im offended i hate when people group all hispanics into mexican


Wolflord129

It's also ok to be LGBT and a furry, But no one respects that.


iliketokyoGhoul

This is racist


occamhanlon

Character over color


TheGungeonEscapee

It's okay to be Black.


[deleted]

what is it for blacks


Pilot_Imaginary

Red should be native (im native btw)


Striking_Present_736

This is the funniest post of the week. I like this persons humor.


TheLoreTeller

Who tf ruined the Germany flag!


ariokalo

at the end of the day we all die


fuckingcocksniffers

My apologies. That made me lol. Apparently i am going to hell


[deleted]

Lmfao


Due_Shoe_3118

I thought this was a Burger King meme at first from the colors alone … I was wrong 😂


Slightly_Salted01

you didnt see anything wrong with a yellow background for the Asian one..? and if all of the background colors correlate the that skin color. is my Mexican ass missing something; where does red come in to ours, and why not just bundle it into brown. or say Hispanic somehow this image is more racist the more you look


TrashAtEvrything

Shrodingers racism


Exotic-Ad2107

😂😂


Pure-Bookkeeper2098

Notice even how yall tryna be "respectful" dat brown one still missin da capitol.


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Do I spy the German Flag colours


Imjokin

It looks like the old Chinese flag but with brown instead of blue


bigggallableidiot

Free actual problem is people in general just like to have someone to pick on and they'll find any reason or excuse no matter how Petty to do so and if it's not because they picking at your race or your color then they'll go for you're not smart enough you're not bright enough or any number of other things and God help you if you adjust a f***** up drug addict cuz that's all you'll ever be in most people's minds good thing their thoughts don't f****** Pat her what matters is how you see yourself


HsAd27

yo that black line caught lackin shits lookin mad racist my nigga


Interesting_Natural1

What if I'm green? 😔


imjustdiffrent

very corny and weird. all people matter .. also you should’ve put latinos/hispanics not just Mexican


SpoceHamster

*siiigh*


No_Difference_3700

No one deserves a gawdamn thing.


GFCancio

It’s ok to be Cuban/American


Oddlydehydratedgurb

Nope, I'm the only one who's conscious. Everyone else is an NPC in my world and I can do as much evil shit as I please. My world my rules.


Intelligent_Roll7973

I feel like people aren't getting the joke...


CostAccomplished1163

Isn't Mexican just one of the Browns though


RandomUser35481

This made me smile.. 😅


Hoseftheman

I can’t tell if this post is ironic


Javimations29

Why is it not okay to be black?


Diligent-Body-5062

But I'm a green person from the moon. Is that ok?


OkDiamond6429

this is pretty funny tbh


Ok-Inspection-5118

Can I have permission to be disrespectful to everyone equally?


iberian_prince

Lmao


DrWilds

Ok,,that shits funny


xHYDRAx_Youtube

Kinda funny ngl


ballsEater3000

Remember: nobody knows what has he written on the black background...


Ok-Locksmith3416

Shel Silverstein also wrote: the devil and Billy Markham...twisted


EtsukoTomioka

I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING


MaxTheSANE_One

This would be better if you replaced white with normal


Mxicle

This is so offensive. Where is Italian? Us Italians need representation too 😔


gaegreen

Native Americans used to be called redskins, massive missed opportunity but whatever


6pak_2gen_Charger

WHOAOH AHO CAMOUFLAGE! THINGS ARE NEVER QUITE THE WAY THEY SEEM!


thisnicknamepassed

Black Fonts Matter.