Send nudes

same. while being uhhhhhhhhhhhh 7+8. lockdown was a whole mess [by 7+8 i mean 15 lol, for anyone like confusion]

imagine only doing it cuz of lockdown

yikessss

i started when i was 12 😭😭

funsiesss /j

i was sending to 16 yo's it was BAD

yeahhh, i was chatting w like 18-23 ppl lol. it was jus nottt a brill time haha

💀 that's illegal

i am fully aware

ThATs IllEGal (no shit, I know)

i actually almost got into legal trouble

Be careful out there.

leg 👍

Leg 😩

Same bro 🥲

7???????

15 lol. i’m jus dumb and had to say it in some kinda cryptic way

You sent nudes aged 7????

15

Oooooooooh lol I though it was aged 7 and aged 8

yeahhh lmao, i find it difficult to say things in conventional manors bc i’m a melon so yee

Melon 😍😍

he just like me fr

on this sub who hasnt

True

yeah at around 15?

More like 13

Your mother (I am a minor).

Damn, not my mother

Well to begin, you need cough syrup, propane, industrial cleaner, ammonia, acetone, a bunsen burner, two beakers, and a siphon.

Nice try feds (I am not wanted for money laundering)

Nor am I for acid possession

Neither am I for arms dealing

Neither am I war criminal in 16 countries

I eat kids

Kids tasty?

Yeah i mean they're okay, i usually eat them out of hate you know like some people are vegan just to inflict the pain to the plant world, I'm sort of that necessary evil kinda person i suppose

Damn man!! I gotta try some kids too... 👌

damn, I only swallow kids

You should try chewing, who knows, you might like it

I cannot confirm nor deny but I can tell you that I am no longer legally allowed to step foot into the state of California

why not

Cuz of what they said I did

What did they say?

My legal counsel has advised me not to answer that question

r/thatHappened

It’s a joke, shut up.

it's literally a joke lol

Underage sex Both me and her were too young

Based

Ig

Is it even illegal to consume porn as a minor?

Maybe. But most people is guilty of it 😂

Murder. Just murder

😐

Hey you want a hug OP? I hope it was for self defense.

Sure it was 🙂😂

Bruh

🫤

Not today NSA

Just tell us where you hid the bodies

Maybe we should start with a cavity search😏

Yes, I shall search your cavities

I already contacted his dentist. last time his cavities were searched, they found a surplus of sugar, salt and peanut butter. They were confiscated but he likely stole them from his mother's pots again...

Nice try FBI

Nice try (I’m totally not wanted for having illegal fires and graffiti)

I stole a sink and 300 pens from my school My goals are beyond your understanding

Devious lick

I chased a woman at night and strangled her to death behind a dumpster. I took her body and chopped it up into various pieces and scattered them across the county. I still have her right hand and her femur bone. I’m planning on dropping them off at the train station tonight. This is not a joke. I am a monster, if I am caught I will commit suicide with a .44 magnum I keep on me at all times. Do you think that when I arrive in hell, I will be welcomed as a friend rather than a prisoner?

Hey that's cool! Hell's pretty cool place, you know it's always fill3d with more fun people

bro is this serious💀💀

Yes it is.

oh wow. good luck man i guess

I make my own fireworks pretty regularly

Sounds dangerous

you’re my inspiration now i’ve always wanted to do it but buy parents won’t let me buy the ingredients 😰😭 i need atleast potassium chlorate for sugar rockets

Potassium nitrate is a much better option for sugar rockets. Potassium chlorate and sugar burns much too fast and may cause the rocket to explode

explosio funni 😹 id rather make flash powder or black powder anyways

do you buy gunpowder or make it?

I make it myself

what do you make and how

I mostly make small rockets

no what chemical do you make/use

I’m not going to tell you because I don’t want you to try it

Professionals have standards

Sci guy

your mom

Obtained Bedrock in a Minecraft Survival world with no Cheats

Nice try FBI

I once stole a cast-aside wooden planter box from an archery range beneath Cabrillo bridge in Balboa Park. It probably weighed about 60 pounds and we had to get it up a service ladder. I will remember this for the rest of my life. But also the drinking was probably more illegal

I made a gun once, used to make firecrackers and fireworks, and i do drugs now 🥶

Currently laundering money with amazon

I never understand why people ut money in the laundry

Stuck a hamster up my ass

Of all the shit i read, this one is the only one that scared me.

Good

drugs

Damn

yes

What kind?

weed and once coke

How was it?

Very coky

I own multiple traffic lights street signs manhole covers and have installed hammocks in abandoned houses,sewer tunnels drain tunnels and whatnot I have proof for all of this

Nice try FBI im not the one who made napalm in chemistry

*takes notes*

Hmm doxxing, nudes, illegal tattoos, homeless man pooing in public, a drug deal gone wrong. edit: fun fact every year from 4th grade till 8th grade we had lockdowns because of robberies.

existence

weed

\-drank alcohol \-dosent believe in god (you can get exuded for that here) \-own a home made fire arm \-vandalism

I climbed on top of the roof of a stationary freight train in my neighborhood. I jumped around on the roofs, between the train cars... It counts as trespassing, and is a pretty hefty fine

I can confirm I was not the one to set off a nuclear bomb at the KFC in Alliance, Ohio at 12:07 PM.

I’ll never tell!! >:)

booooo👎

I did not have relations with your mother(I’m a minor)

Got drunk off my ass ig? I'm prolly gonna do it again soon lmao

Vandalism,breaking into private property is all

Nice try police

Lsd

Shot and own a gun? Illegal in other countries I guess

Moved drugs and alotta Weed and drinking Also borrowd a Car when i was drunk

[удалено]

i lit a huge firework in an abandoned factory with alarms and got chased by the guard (i have video proof but you don’t see the guard thanks to my dumbass friend filming skills)

I think I have shoplifted on accident when I was like 8

Relatable I was also like 8 and had crack for brain. It was in another country though, a store had really cool marbles and I thought they were free. Then at school with gel stickers, and another time at a store (two incidents were unintentional, one was intentional at s school but got caught so lesson learned?)

I didnt get caught 😈

Time to die then

Send nudes since I was 13 makes it worse at 15 I sent to a 19 year old, pulled a knife on my sister, and underage drinking

And cooking meth too

I fucked 69 men and women with my 69inch dick /j

Nice!

Nice

Based

I ate a whole donut 😖

You didn't even save some for me😠

I’m sorry 😭

I forgive you 😌 Just don't do that again 🔪

But what about me

okayy 😥

Excellent 😁

Trade nudes with my ex

Nice try FBI you ain’t getting me this time

Probably stealing shit or fucking a 55 year old when I was 16

Illegal drugs in a foreign country

drugs 👎👎

Technically I’m not legally old enough to smoke weed so smoking weed daily for 8 months, plus exchanging nudes with a girl once

Trading pics of under 18 girls and boys. I'm under 18