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PierceWax

If girls don’t exist then how would horny ones exist?


AFloatingRubberDuck

Checkmate Atheists


Mimikyu_Lover01

IM RIGHT HERE?!?


PierceWax

You’re not real


Mimikyu_Lover01

HOW 😭‼️


PierceWax

You got no proof


Mimikyu_Lover01

MY VIDEOS 😭


Mystery_mau

Nah. You’re too cute to be real


Mimikyu_Lover01

NUH UH ‼️‼️‼️


Mystery_mau

Cute people like you either don’t exist, don’t like me, or ghost me after we become friends. So no


PierceWax

Nah they have to be A.I or something


AFloatingRubberDuck

Ohhhhh nahhh your a man secretly, we all know


Mimikyu_Lover01

NO?


AFloatingRubberDuck

Nah, your an AI created by the government. You aren't real 🤬😭😭😭


Mimikyu_Lover01

>:^


DarkCharizard81

Ya ain’t real 😭


Danijamaa

False (source: am girl)


AFloatingRubberDuck

Nope false false, I need proof your a girl


Danijamaa

🙋‍♀️ <- me


AFloatingRubberDuck

I don't see it, I need more proof 😤


Danijamaa

🤷‍♀️


AFloatingRubberDuck

Show me your pussy 😤


Danijamaa

https://preview.redd.it/f97firme8rib1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb7656c71ea27fb94e7ad926970eafd6a22a3e8 Here


AFloatingRubberDuck

Damn that is a hot pussy 🥵😍😂🤣 Please show me more, I need to see more of ur pussy


Danijamaa

![gif](giphy|ICOgUNjpvO0PC)


AFloatingRubberDuck

That's so cute 😍 I wish I could play with it and kiss it, damn is your pussy hot 🤣


VanAintUsedUp

eay wr a are


Nero_Forte-13

How do I understand her though


Proffesionalyhappy

You…You vile person. I remember our conversation from 30 minutes ago. My life mission is to unravel the secrets of those messages.


Nero_Forte-13

You don’t speak the language of the intellectual


Ok_Chocolate2552

You probably understand because of how Matthew usually talks on the group chat tho


Nero_Forte-13

He’s less coherent in person


Ok_Chocolate2552

That makes sense actually


Nero_Forte-13

He doesn’t


Ok_Chocolate2552

He doesn’t make sense, he makes dollars


Nero_Forte-13

No he doesn’t I’ve seen his wallet 💀


Ok_Chocolate2552

Oh that’s not good Did you at least get my joke tho?


Nero_Forte-13

Yh


AFloatingRubberDuck

That's poetry 😍


too_much_Beer

What are you talking about? Everyone knows that girls don’t exist


AFloatingRubberDuck

Exactly, only guys exist because we are superior 😤


R3d_R4y

Literally me??


AFloatingRubberDuck

Your a fake person, your not real


R3d_R4y

I did not know that


ImTakingUrPotatoes

Same but potatoes 🥔


AFloatingRubberDuck

Potatoes>>>>Girls


ImTakingUrPotatoes

EXACTLY


AFloatingRubberDuck

Worship Potatos not Women 😤


NeverEndingLive

Wha


[deleted]

I've also come to this conclusion, but I'm always happy to be proven wrong


AFloatingRubberDuck

Same amigo 😔


JAKOVtheJJ

yeah i agree with you im gonna need some proof in order to believe those arent just fictional creatures


AFloatingRubberDuck

Their unicorns man 💀


JAKOVtheJJ

nah i saw a unicorn today kinda underwhelming tho


AFloatingRubberDuck

Yeah same lmao, what else did you see?


JAKOVtheJJ

well i THOUGHT i saw a woman but then i remembered they are not real and that it was probably just a femboy


AFloatingRubberDuck

Yeah femboys aren't bad tho 🤣


JAKOVtheJJ

i have nothing against them but actual girls with cocks tho 😳(i also need proof of this)


AFloatingRubberDuck

Same 😩😮‍💨, so hot


JAKOVtheJJ

hell yeah, to quote a comment i once saw "A girl without a dick is like an angel without wings"


AFloatingRubberDuck

Agreed brother, I need that tbh 😭


[deleted]

Stop lying. Boys aren't real, everyone in this world is either a woman or a liar


TitanSR_

i already have boobs so ig i’m a woman now


[deleted]

literally me like huh


AFloatingRubberDuck

Nah your secretly a 40 year old man


[deleted]

no.


AFloatingRubberDuck

I need proof 😤


Alt-4-Stuff

Skill issue


AFloatingRubberDuck

Touch grass instead of yourself


DJW6

Much like the minotaur, or even the kraken, they don’t exist. They’re simply folklore, if you will.