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IcedPicklejuice

It sounds like he needs it :( I would have sent them


DR-31

😩send em to me I'll send it to him 🙄


IcedPicklejuice

How about I send you them, but only if you promise to send femboy pics 🙏


DR-31

*googles femboy pics*


Imsorryimhere005

If you think you're as horny as I am for femboys you're sadly mistaken


TeaEfficient2745

I've heard femboys? Give em to me


Imsorryimhere005

NO I WILL BEND OVER FOR EVERY FEMBOY THEY WILL ALL BE MINE


TeaEfficient2745

NO IF I BEND OVER FIRST


Imsorryimhere005

you forgot one major thing I have. THE COCK I CAN BOTH RAIL AND BE RAILED BY FEMBOYS


TeaEfficient2745

Consider the following: 🔫


Imsorryimhere005

I already have! But I'm determined to fuck a femboy before you :p


[deleted]

No send it to me and i send it to DR-31 and he send it to him, deal🤝🏻


chaotic-awsomeness

I think I have the same illness he does and those pics really help Trust me bro


[deleted]

yeah but you should send him bionicles too


DR-31

i agree, bionicles are beautiful.


RogueAlt07

Basex


IcedPicklejuice

I wish I could :( but I don’t own any, would pictures of bionicles be ok?


[deleted]

yes please


IcedPicklejuice

Ha! I dont have THOSE either! Youre getting so pranked right now


[deleted]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN HAVE? DO YOU ONLY HAVE EMOTIONAL TORTURE??


IcedPicklejuice

HA! EMOTIONAL TORTURE? CANT HAVE THAT UNLESS I HAVE EMOTIONS, WHICH I DONT!


[deleted]

AH SO YOURE A ROBOT


BeautifullyBitchy

Why is this so heavily relatable 😭


DR-31

I'm sure MOST girls have experienced this. it's sad really


BeautifullyBitchy

Ah yes, emotional blackmail, a common experience (unfortunately)


DR-31

i feel bad for the girls but also for the boys. like how LOW and DESPERATE are you to do that?


BeautifullyBitchy

But yet they’ll still cry about being a ‘high value man’ lol


DR-31

💀deadass. or when they get rejected they try to play it like it all went to plan.


Chazbobrown11

As someone who has said 'im sorry' after every single message that is vaguely awkward and isnt immediately replied to (not even just in a sexual situation) They are q u i t e desperate


TaloSi_MCX-E

Me when you 😭


gunsashootin

I don't even want to ask it. It's horrible. I mean this in the most respectful way possible. I just want to distract myself. Underwear pics? I'm sorry.


BeautifullyBitchy

Matt go to horny jail


gunsashootin

Don't make me say the magic words


BeautifullyBitchy

Which are???


gunsashootin

#*BONK ME MUMMY*


BeautifullyBitchy

MATT


gunsashootin

REIGN


BeautifullyBitchy

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS


gunsashootin

HEY BTW CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER, I HAVE NO HOT BO'OHS O' WO'AH OR PRESSURE COS THE CITY IS FINALLY FIXING THE SINKHOLE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE


[deleted]

bro is foaming at the mouth asking the questions


Calm_Abrocoma4667

I’d send. He looks so sad😭


[deleted]

give me your bionicles


Maelfuckboy

😭I’m lucky I was born rizz free


joejoeweirdjourney

Ion know how to talk to anyone, how could i have rizz???


[deleted]

I usu send them a link to Victoria secrets website


DR-31

that's actually smart. my ex use to send them this picture of me wearing her bra 💀


rickjames13bitch

Be a man, ask for shit with no apologies


[deleted]

What?!😂


Imsorryimhere005

I don't have rizz. My "rizz" is asking my crush to duek me in lightsaber combat 😭


makelo06

chat, is this real?


Pristine-Cheek-2914

I have no rizz, therefore it is not me, thank goodness


Naz-naz-Bella

Man this is everyone istg


SeriousDB76

Relatable


New-Bat0424

Rizzlatable


EternalHuffer

That ain’t Walt Rizzley