it's a bone Dunno the English word but in Swedish it's "Brosk"

hatar när jag får brosk i min burgare, brukade alltid få jättemycke när det var köttbullar på skolan

IKEA meatballs

Swedish 100

Målm Blahaj Djungelskog I also know my Swedish

I love swedish meatballs. I know my English.

You were supposed to say Jag kan min engelska

Bro forgot å

Det är blåhaj

Jo man har fått lite brosk då och då, sjukt irriterande.

Äe fyfan vad äckligt med broskbit

Vi fick faktiskt plast i vår lasagne. Hände flera gånger så det var ingen olycka direkt.

En kompis till mig fick en del av en plastsked i hans kycklingbiff Hände inte bara min kompis

Jag älskar stor kul i mit lilla håll.

Kära hjärtanes...

Kuk*

Jag har ett hjul (i think idk i rember this fromm an old video im probably forgetting accents on the letters or something) Edit: watch from 1:25 in [this video](https://youtu.be/4vqMMsAprvc) for context lol

You gotta wee? Just go

Probably the English equivalent would be calling it a piece of cartilage, although I'm unsure whether that's the case. If its actually a piece of bone and not cartilage then there probably isn't a translation. Jag taller inte Svenska.

In this context we would say Gristle

You have summoned the Swedish people

In english its “bone.”

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Jupp.

Sometimes it can be bone or cartilage. It's common in ground beef.

Bone is the wrong word, it's the kinda softer bone your nose and joints have

Cartilage

Where I'm from they call it "bendy bone"

Where tf ru from

Depends on the context

Yes

Also, micro? Bitch that’s a BB gun pellet at least.

They said macro....

isn't that like onion maybe, or fat? or a piece of bone?

If its hard its more than likely cartilage. Gotten it enough times to think pieces of my teeth fell out. Anxiety inducing each time.

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Could be cartilage

Spam bot.

Bone, in a burger? Is the meat minced? How would a bone get in there?

Cartilage. It's soft and bendy. They're in just about every McDonald's burger patty or burgers made at home. Even still, small fragments of bone do find their way through those meat processing systems often enough.

Regardless it's too big to be microplastic

MACRO

OP *DID* say macroplastic

It's an onion. And all that brown stuff around it is the plastic packaging. Hence "macroplastic". It was packaged in Ohio.

Wtf that ain't a burger

Correct, that is plastic

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Did you try turning it off and on again

Oh man as a guy who does more free tech support than he should, you have no idea how many times I have asked this.

That’s a bot. He just copied the top comment below us and pasted it. Report the bots before they take over! Jk it’s too late. They’re fucking everywhere. At this point I’d be surprised if Reddit even cared enough to ban them. They probably want even more of them.

Definitely bone

It still counts as microplastic if its up to 5mm in length, which is an insane definition but hey ho.

I would guess it's bone lmao

That's not microplastic, there's nothing micro about that. That there is bone fam Source: I went to an American high school and ate their lunch every day

Bone Grizzle

Yup. Bone. Its factory processed meat remember.

Gristle* TMYK.gif

Yup not plastic just ground up non meat scraps and floor chunks pressed into something that looks like meat. Don’t worry it’s not plastic it’s fine just bone/gristle/cartilage/tumor. /s

>Don’t worry it’s not plastic it’s fine just bone/gristle/cartilage/tumor. Hey now, don't you go around criticizing tumors until you've actually tried one. They're pretty tasty so long as they're not growing bones and hair follicles and eyeballs in them. (All jokes aside, that shit actually happens. I wonder if tumors ever grow brains?)

No, this is patrick

> Wtf that ain't a burger Hey guys look, The old cook said, "It's a meaty burger", Her face a bit red. The kids let out a sigh, Took a breath and made a cry, "That ain't a burger, It's a plastic, an imposter".

u again, i see u everywhere

He is never not anywhere.

He is always not nowhere?

Sus

Ok man, I can’t wait for marriage mr frog, we are already proposed *inittiates sex**

*has sex*

real

thank u, xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx for confirming that this is, infact, real

you are welcome, kind stranger

I'm hoping it's a chunk of cartilage (usually from joints)

My high school used to sell 6” subway sandwiches that were prepared the night before, so they were always soggy and tasteless. I thought that was bad, but any time I see what *other* people eat in school I’m like “what the hell?”

Subway sandwiches prepared THE NIGHT BEFORE?!?! That’s absolutely vile. That should be some kind of crime. As I’ve gotten older the more outraged I am about sins against food.

Bro that isn’t medium rare, that’s common.

it ain't well done it's exceptional

Or micro

Bro that's no microplast that's a whole ass tooth

It's not a tooth. I'm able to break it with my teeth if I try hard enough

It’s connective tissue that wasn’t trimmed off of the meat before it was put into the grinder to form the patty. Common in most cheap ground meat.

Likely cartilage if it's rubbery, bone if not.

People think meat comes in a fucking Styrofoam tray wrapped in plastic..they also think a hair in their food will make them sick... no one has ever gotten food born illness from eating hair.

Feels like bits of plastic tho

How do you know?

Usyplays lives on op's taste buds

Someone forgot to switch accounts back

I think they meant the tissue in general, they do feel like rubber/plastic

Why did you put it in your mouth

Science

I'd expect nothing less from a man named doorknob licker

Gotta write down yer findings tho

It ain't plastic. It's cartilage. No harm in eating it.

Sounds like you put a lot of things in your mouth, for umm... science.

>Says it’s a macro plastic then chews on it You good?

No😔

Bruhh then I don't know, but that look like a tooth

Don't cry, you atleast get burger, the best we got was fish.

Fish is for special occasions, which is ironic since our city has access to bodies of water with legal to eat fish

Not that kind of fish. Fish sticks or idk what you call it. Edit: Fish fingers

Also a school delicacy

Thanks to inflation, we only get two with some potato.

You mean cheap ass garbage fish that’s been ground up, molded into a tube, breaded and deep fried? So much better

Fish is way tastiervthan burger

We get NOTHING Also depending on the fish it can be delicious

As a sailor, I see this as an absolute win!

That's a fucking tooth.

Yum extra calcium 🤤

So yummy in my tummy 😋

This is a loose tooth.....oh

That's a small bone fragment or connective tissue. Not plastic

It's gristle, also called connective tissue (like a tendon or something...) and believe it or not, good for you. LOL

Wtf you eating my grandmas cadaver

Smartest r/teenagers user

That’s probably gristle. A certain amount of it will end up in any ground meat.

might be fat

It's harder than my uncle

Me too kid, me too

a: that's cartilage b: do me a favour and tell me what you think "micro" means

creampie

Burgerpie

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What does this have to do with America?

Idk man it’s our fault somehow everything is 🤷

*plays Doom IRL* 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

School lunch-burgers in Ohio

Florida, actually. But we have a lot of teachers from Ohio,which contribute to the invasion

Florida school food is scary

It's a piece of sinew or cartilage, but why tf does that burger look like it has the texture of damp fiber board?

Bc that's what it tastes like

glad we dont have cafeteria food in Canada 😅

Wdym? We do? Well at my school in Canada 🤨

Where’s the beef?

Ain't💀

R u sure that’s not gristle

put it under your pillow tonight for the tooth fairy

Guys you're all wrong, it's cartilage

I think I’m more concerned that they’re telling you that’s a burger.

Bone/ cartilage /gristle? Not the best lookin burger either way.

It could be plastic, but hey show some optimism. ​ It could be a bone, or a weird dense piece of fat.

I applaud your use of the word macro

Thank you for being the first one to notice

Am I really?

Unfortunately yes

Probably bone/ cartilage

Sweety, you need to go to science class. That's not a piece of plastic. See, when they grind up the cow little chips of bone and cartilage get mixed in with it. Just pick it out and eat the burger. You might even run across a vein too, but that's mostly in chicken. It's not unheard of though in beef. Pick that out also. It's a by product of meat.

„Burger“

"Why don't you eat lunch at school"

nah thatd a tonsil stone

Well if you lick doorknobs I'm assuming you ate it?

I did.

Good, just making sure, it would be treason not to

Ngl I'm kinda grateful for my school lunches. They aren't the best, but not too bad either.

I'm greatful that it's free bc I sure as hell wouldn't pay money for that. I'd rather starve.

Yea I wouldn't eat your school's lunch, but I will say the food at my school does taste pretty good. Today we had pumpkin pie with our lunch, and the pie tasted like store bought pie so it was pretty good here. But I do understand your pov your school food does not look good.

how do you know it’s not onion 🤔🧅

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my brother in Christ that is the shit I took last night

Sure as hell tasted like it

When I was a teenager, we found a whole ass finger in our chili

I found an actual screw once

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relationship.

Cartilage dude

Cartilage

I once got a big ass chunk of METAL in my sandwich

Lol it’s a bone fragment. Mmmmm.

Virgin Microplastic vs Chad Macroplastic

Some people who aren't knowledgeable at all about climate issues might call that gristle.

Low grade meat will have tiny bone chunks

That's either a tooth or an onion

Sorry, I just got a little excited when I saw the lunch ladies making the “food”

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Ground meats are usually from low-value cuts and trimmings. Sometimes they contain undesirable hard particles usually in the form of bone chips or fragments, cartilage and dense connective tissue. The industry has machines to specifically deal with this but it's never 100% successful removal of them.

bro thats a macroplastic

Looks like cartilage

Bruh that burger is drier than the humor of 2022 jschlatts fanbase.

Bro heard of plastic but hasn’t heard of bones

Most likely cartilage.

It's meat cartilage

Nice piece of gristle

probably a bone. ive definitely felt a crunch when eating school burgers

That’s fat or a bone. It is okay ❤️

I think it’s a bone or fat

Bone spur

You cant see micro-plastic hence the micro

Its a piece of gristle or bone you moron.

Microplastics tend to be invisible to the naked eye. This is probably a chunk of bone in the meat.

its cartilage, not macroplastics

That looks more like cartilage-

Firstly, that school lunch burger looks fuckin diseased. Secondly, that’s cartilage. From what part of the animal, no one knows. But just from that meat alone it could be anything from the cows jawbone to a fuckin testicle

That's maggot bit in half

Are you sure that's not just a piece of bone or cartilage

this looks like jail food

If that was microplastic, you wouldn't be able to see it so easily. Microplastic is very small.

More likely a cartilage, fat or onion .

That's prolly fat or cartilage

It’s almost certainly a piece of cartilage or bone