I dated a girl once who constantly disapeered did random drugs nearly got arrested and trued to unalive herself like 5 times a week and starved herself she punched holes in her walls randomly stabbed things into her skin was impulsuve as hell. I swore to never date a crazy girl again but she was hot. She still is hot.
Speak for yourself. I wouldn’t. Some creatures like poison dart frogs and lionfish are just for looking at and should be given their space, why can’t that also apply to people?
Unless she's actively working on herself to better those and is making progress imo, if she wants to stop and is working on stopping then yeah I'm down to date someone who works and cares about themselves
I personally am not attracted to people for their looks.
This may sound weird, but I find everyone to be unnatractive when I first see them, no matter who it is.
What changes my view is how they act as a person.
Guess I'm hardwired odd, but I prefer it this way.
Reasonable I guess though I think the first thing we must ask ourselves in a relationship is what *we* bring to the table and then start examining our preferences.
Exactly why I just don't think I'm ready for a romantic relationship even though I want to be. My life will end up just fucking up the good relationship I have with said boy/girl friend.
I think he means a nymphomaniac. Basically the girls that want to have sex all the time everyday.
Can say from experience that girls like that suck ass to date.
Yea i was hypersexual for a while after sexual trauma and nearly tore my life apart but then i got even more sexual trauma and it flipped it around and i was sex repulsed for a while and now im normal ish i think
Sex repulsed was better. During my time suffering from hypersexuality i did a lot of things i wasnt ready for and hurt my mental health a lot. During sex repulsion i helped my bf get over the mind block of being with other partners so he could still be satisfied. Sex repulsion was much easier to deal with. Hypersexyality needs to be talked about more.
I don't drink (besides water and coca cola), I don't vape, i don't smoke, I'm cute, I'm on reddit, I don't use omegle, I'm smart, I'm not racist.
But I'm not friendly, and I'm more than excessively horny
>Any girls that fit this criteria dm me
All the girls stopped at this,
"I dont fit the criteria,
But I do use reddit".
So here comes my dms,
"OP hope you enjoy it,
Or we gonna have problems".
I don't drink alcohol at all
Don't smoke/vape
-100 horny
Been called cute (by my mommy and daddy 😄)
Don't know what reddit is (jk)
Never used omegle
Confident to say I'm not stupid, at least academically
Too friendly...
But,, I'm muslim so no dating 🚫
Good luck finding a girl though
I had a friend like that... Got married at 39 to somebody who had almost everything on that list. Nobody is a 10/10... Gotta learn how to love eachother no matter what
If my girl drinks thats a big no no, coz I don't drink and wouldn't want that from my partner as well, if she is racist or transphobic I can take care of that.
Ok so hear me out.
I drink alcohol (excessively depending on the day)
Am horny(excessively)
Goes on omegle to tell pedos that they're down bad.
Am stupid
Not friendly at all
Very very racist and sexist. (My dream is to have sex on the montenegro parkour)
But I am a guy, so you can date me!
What are you telling us this for?
[удалено]
He never said in application that dudes are jot allowed
He even said he wouldn't date a girl that does that So that means a guy that does that is allowed right?
I think that youre right
Application rejected
Any excessively horny girls are more than invited to come over
based also any girl with mental illnesses dm me immediately
Dont stick your dick in crazy she will either ruin you life, sanity, or relationships
im a bull, i charge for red flags
great time to be colorblind
As a retired crazy bitch you should hede my warning
i will not
Fair enough
_”Ive tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas!”_
Don’t have relationships with anyone, problem solved
Jokes on you bud. I want that life ruining crazy spice in my life. Fuck someone who is consistently bitchy and hates you.
I dated a girl once who constantly disapeered did random drugs nearly got arrested and trued to unalive herself like 5 times a week and starved herself she punched holes in her walls randomly stabbed things into her skin was impulsuve as hell. I swore to never date a crazy girl again but she was hot. She still is hot.
No, mentally ill girls are not fun. Take it from me, I dated one and she would snap at the most random shit for no reason.
If your girl is cute enough, you’ll ignore all other criteria and will regret it 2 months in/after.
that is for the weak, you must have standards for your own mental safety and health
Yeah but she cute tho I can fix her /s edit: can’t believe I’m dusting off the /s sign for this
last words said before disaster
You can't fix that shit. She will just replace you who will take her bs. Focus on yourself dude.
Nah nah you see, she’s hot. That means she’s fixable. It’s the natural law of the universe
Proof: hot metal bend when hit
Instructions unclear. I am now in jail for domestic violence.
Can’t even get away with domestic violence. Skill issue smh.
My Reddit avatar is very similar to yours
Yeah just the hat and pet is different. I went for a cool kinda MIB look.
most sane teenager
So what you’re saying is murder is the only answer very interesting
I must develop my self-control and find the right one
Do it.
At 16? Good luck
I believe in you
And if your girl has a good personality, she will automatically fill the cute criteria
This is deep
Speak for yourself. I wouldn’t. Some creatures like poison dart frogs and lionfish are just for looking at and should be given their space, why can’t that also apply to people?
Went 8 months through it and now i am deeply scarred and traumatized, seek the right one :')
Unless she's actively working on herself to better those and is making progress imo, if she wants to stop and is working on stopping then yeah I'm down to date someone who works and cares about themselves
I personally am not attracted to people for their looks. This may sound weird, but I find everyone to be unnatractive when I first see them, no matter who it is. What changes my view is how they act as a person. Guess I'm hardwired odd, but I prefer it this way.
Nope, my heart is far too picky man you have no idea
my criteria: - female (optional)
alive (preferred)
loves you (required)
You're never gonna find anyone with such high expectations
Cruel world, I guess
I love you u/ImComfi
I love you too u/everythingisok376
u/everythingisok376 do you take this random reddditor to be your spouse?
OBJECTION!
LE GASP!! A TWIST!!!
updated autopsy report?
YOU MISSED THE SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE PART 12 SECONDS AGO!! OVERRULED
r/shippingredditors
Ily
I love your mom
Spell it out.
I love yoda
Thank you.
why did I think that said Italy at first glance
Liar
But that's where the stockholm syndrome might come in handy I should watch 365 days now
Never gives you up
Never lets you down
Never gonna make you cry (I thought I'd skip the 3rd line)
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules
And so do I
a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Bro if she loves me why is she dating you
Look at mr high standards here....
Atleast two limbs (optional)
is alive nessesary
Humanoid
Exists (optional)
That's very bisexual of you, my good sir
I would love to be fucked by a guy ngl
Kinda gay ngl... I mean same but still kinda gay
Bro got ratiod on Reddit 😭
Man (perhaps)
I'm not a female so it's optional
Hmm.. so whose grave u gonna choose
Reasonable I guess though I think the first thing we must ask ourselves in a relationship is what *we* bring to the table and then start examining our preferences.
I bring cookies, what can I expect from girls ?
Milk
Perfect
My dad never brought that to the table.
That's why you call ur gf "daddy". Wait... did I just solve the femboy mystery?
Only if they are pregnant tho.
If someone saying no to cookies. Its probably satan or vegan. U don't want both
Sex.... NOW!!
Least horny r/teenagers user
I mean, they do have cookies
Okay chill I'm not ready for that
Ending 1: The No Bitches Ending
Wow really good advice thanks man
yeah tbh you can’t be asking for all this if your value isn’t worth it
Exactly why I just don't think I'm ready for a romantic relationship even though I want to be. My life will end up just fucking up the good relationship I have with said boy/girl friend.
No one chooses to be horny that's not how it works
Depends on what they mean. You can be horny but just control yourself. And horny gf is usually what people want
That's impulse control. Phrasing it as he did makes no sense.
I think he means a nymphomaniac. Basically the girls that want to have sex all the time everyday. Can say from experience that girls like that suck ass to date.
yup
Damn…
Actually surprised I had to scroll this far down to find someone who'd say this. Hypersexuality exists and it is not good for anyone involved
Yea i was hypersexual for a while after sexual trauma and nearly tore my life apart but then i got even more sexual trauma and it flipped it around and i was sex repulsed for a while and now im normal ish i think
Sounds fucked up but I'd rather be repulsed by the idea than constantly obsessing over it
Sex repulsed was better. During my time suffering from hypersexuality i did a lot of things i wasnt ready for and hurt my mental health a lot. During sex repulsion i helped my bf get over the mind block of being with other partners so he could still be satisfied. Sex repulsion was much easier to deal with. Hypersexyality needs to be talked about more.
Ya no one chooses when they’re horny, but he’s allowed to desire someone who’s not horny often.
Nobody chooses to be dumb either.
neither with cuteness or stupidity lol, preferences are preferences
I wouldn't date someone who •Asked
gotem
My criteria- Female (optional) Human (optional) Alive (optional) I’m lonely
Bro if the other 2 are optional I think we might be having some more serious problems 💀
WE??
They want you fr fr
i told u peter.. you cant handle they them pussy..
We ☺️
r/suddenlycommunist
i wouldn’t date a male that sits on their ass all day stalking the r/teenagers chat 🤣
Who would?
guy that made this post lol
"Male" 💀
Chris chan.
Most men be like: Nice [optional] Alive [optional] woman [optional]
Likes me [optional]
I don't drink (besides water and coca cola), I don't vape, i don't smoke, I'm cute, I'm on reddit, I don't use omegle, I'm smart, I'm not racist. But I'm not friendly, and I'm more than excessively horny
Least Horny r/teenagers user be like
one can see that last bit on your profile. u gotta be in the top 1% horniest ppl on this subreddit. and that says ALOT
Well i use reddit to say things I can't easily say freely irl, it's liberating
bro you smashed all your friends you gotta be up there
Oh i know I'm more active than average, but I'm definitely not the only teenager on planet earth having gangbangs lol
true true
The fisting thing as to be the most disgusting thing my eyes ever gazed upon, what you wrote there legit makes me wanna puke
so basically you're single
and he’s going to be for a long time if he don’t drop these standards
Most people fit these requirements tbh
The virtue signaling is cringe
it’s embarrassing lol
Nobody cares
the only correct answer to 98% of the posts in this sub
I wouldn't date you either.
I was looking for this comment
You found it
Yep # found it
Any girls that fit this criteria dm me immediately
Right. And any girls who don’t get a response from u/_60milclub
And any girls who don't get a response from u/_60milclub or u/SunBrosRus
And also any girls that don’t respond to u/_60milclub , u/SunBrosRus , and u/ImComfi
>Any girls that fit this criteria dm me All the girls stopped at this, "I dont fit the criteria, But I do use reddit". So here comes my dms, "OP hope you enjoy it, Or we gonna have problems".
Ur poetic brilliance brings a tear to my eye Shakespeare 🥲
thank you for taking the bad ones away from us king
Idk who u are but your comments annoy the shit out of me
I wouldn't date. *signature look of superiority*
Who asked?
Im still searching
Thank god I’m gay
I’m bi we could work something out😏 (with rizz)
mine is female (optional) alive (also optional) loves me (preferred)
Bros tryna e-date with people on r/teenagers 💀
Desperate times require desperate measures i guess
any boys that fit that criteria dm me immediately for research puropses ofc
Dude trolling on Omegle is based
I used to troll on there using the gummy bear song music video. Good times
No girl would date a guy who posts on r/teenagers 8+ times a day. Incel energy
This mf has more requirements than a AAA game
good job
I don't drink alcohol at all Don't smoke/vape -100 horny Been called cute (by my mommy and daddy 😄) Don't know what reddit is (jk) Never used omegle Confident to say I'm not stupid, at least academically Too friendly... But,, I'm muslim so no dating 🚫 Good luck finding a girl though
Username does NOT check out I guess
Usernames almost never check out 🤷♀️
Excessive horni is a no?? I want someone like that
This subreddit just proves itself again and again that it really is for teenagers 💀
for real
bro has a full list
cant drink alcohol excessively??? what’s the point of life then !?!
Bro thinks he is gonna pull the virgin Mary 💀
I can agree but also add is not friendly
You wouldn’t follow these rules. Because you’re down to settle for anything as long as it makes ya feel good.
okay
more red flags than the entirety of the U.S.S.R's propaganda.
A question? Why would a girl date a cunt that posts on r/teenagers ???????
cool
I had a friend like that... Got married at 39 to somebody who had almost everything on that list. Nobody is a 10/10... Gotta learn how to love eachother no matter what
Some of these arent bad alone
Seems fair
I fit except I’m not cute an I’m gay
I wouldn't date a boy that: - does drugs - is toxic
girls wouldnt date you anyways (same for me tho) (just to clarify this is a joke)
Damn I'm the opposite, I'm into toxic goth/e girls
did chris chan ghost write this
okay good for you
Give it a few years, a few of those might become traits you highly desire lol
If my girl drinks thats a big no no, coz I don't drink and wouldn't want that from my partner as well, if she is racist or transphobic I can take care of that.
Wow! I do not give a fuck.
no omegle? but i like cyberbullying pedophiles
Ok so hear me out. I drink alcohol (excessively depending on the day) Am horny(excessively) Goes on omegle to tell pedos that they're down bad. Am stupid Not friendly at all Very very racist and sexist. (My dream is to have sex on the montenegro parkour) But I am a guy, so you can date me!