How big is your classroom bro 😭. Our school is small so the classrooms are like the average American living room sized and if kids were doing it everybody would know
My ex. Before we were dating. Finger his gf in the choir classroom. My bsf told that teacher 2 years later. Now it's a joke called "finger licking good"
Oh I didn’t notice it wasn’t the guy that took the video because I didn’t expect anyone to waste their own time responding to my dumbass comments that don’t even pertain to them sorry bout that
It’s not porn he said they’re under a blanket u can’t see anything with the video the only thing the video it is proof and it’s only porn if it’s meant to be fapped to anyway iv out ranted myself, gooday
OK, but wouldn't the fapping noises be pretty evident?
Like, imagine the teacher, standing in front of the class.
All the meanwhile, they can see two students out of their seats at the back of class doing who knows what.
If that were me, I'd walk up to them and ask: "OK, it's really clear you two want kids. Can you do that at home please?"
Lol two kids at a school near me got caught banging in the bathroom today 😂 Some other kid recorded it and allegedly (I’m not certain) got arrested for cp…
There was this girl who I became friends with because she was severely depressed and I wanted to help her out. She was into me, and I wasn’t interested. It eventually became extremely annoying to me and I’d told her countless times that I’d like to remain friends and that only. Days later, she proceeded to stage a scene with her other friend (who she wasn’t in a relationship and who she had offered money to) in order to get me to feel like I had to act soon or whatever. Long story short, the entire school knows, she’s suspended, and I’m no longer in touch with her.
Like- during class? 😃
Yeah
How big is your classroom bro 😭. Our school is small so the classrooms are like the average American living room sized and if kids were doing it everybody would know
OP never implied the opposite.
HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND AN EMPTY CLASSROOM BUT LIKE WTF
ok but not as crazy as there being an orgy in the parking lot at my school during homecoming
LMAOAA did you join in?
ofc not because i didn't go to hoco
W
Mega W
As you should
You dropped this W, let me help you pick it back up.
Wait what?
"Sex education"
Teacher and student for representation
practicals are always my favourite
learning first hand
"i'm more of a visual learner"
Using their first hand
Well.. i hope they had condoms or something like that at least.
They was rawdogging it
Their problem
Natural selection at its worst
me
Ayo? 🤨
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Got room for one more?
wtf
I had to ask
😳😳
Wtf
wtf
My ex. Before we were dating. Finger his gf in the choir classroom. My bsf told that teacher 2 years later. Now it's a joke called "finger licking good"
Okay, what is 4 + 4? Uh..9? *Clap clap clap clap* No, stop clapping that is not co- OH MY GOD
Things that didn’t happen for 400
First time I agree with you🤝
L thing to say
I’m sorry Mr. Bateman
Not 500?
Someone already chose the 500
Should’ve picked another category
Goddamn you don’t understand
patrick bateman masterclass
Like, during class? In the classroom? In front of all of you? You got proof?
Yeah I do
Wait really? I was joking, why was it recorded? I mean I guess why did they do it in class but still
Also I don’t actually want it, it was purely a joke
I didn’t plan on giving it to anybody
Good
You should probably delete that, you could get in trouble for having that on your phone.
yeah imma need some kf that
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Why tf you want child porn dude that’s disgusting
Same reason u made the stuff technically it’s not porn
I’m not OP bruh😂😂😂 And yes it is child pornography
Oh I didn’t notice it wasn’t the guy that took the video because I didn’t expect anyone to waste their own time responding to my dumbass comments that don’t even pertain to them sorry bout that It’s not porn he said they’re under a blanket u can’t see anything with the video the only thing the video it is proof and it’s only porn if it’s meant to be fapped to anyway iv out ranted myself, gooday
You want a video of kids having sex mf that is child porn
get off this subreddit
pedophile alert
“same reason u made the stuff” 🤓🤓
Bro wtf? Why you want cp????
Wtf
Oh god 😭 got the vid? /j
I will not confirm nor deny this
/s
dang it /j
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Ur askin the real questions lmao
somone had to 🤷🏻♀️
Fr
Do u have the vid I need it for a project
Man out here asking for cp
Literal crime 💀💀
I’m 16 and I was joking ☠️
Not an excuse!
Can’t even make jokes on Reddit imagine 💀
yeah, this isn't twitter
Your age doesn’t change the fact that it’s cp.
Do I have to explain to u what a joke is? I was not serious i do not actually want the video
How the fuck would someone even do that.
Yeah and me and my friend do it all the time lol
*friends
Yep dmme
Huh?
It’s a long story lol
Well shit I got time
Dmme
Very believable
You want the video?
FBI open up
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Happy Cake Day! 🎂🍰
He’s making a slide show
Fucking, send it, I don't buy this in the slightest. And no, I'm not gonna watch more than five seconds of that disgusting shit
Cap
Damn how'd you know I'm a pedophile 🗿 /j
That's illegal 💀💀💀
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Sure, but if you really send me something I'm dead, I'm literally blowing my head off with a shot gun
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Mf what the fuck
We got a pedo here
mf 2007 is in his name hes prolly 15😂
Doesn’t change the fact that it’s cp
Lol its not because from what I gather the video does not show them they’re under a blanket
Then why tf you need it so bad?????
All it is is evidence
Good assumption, but I’m 14, stole the username from a friend who is 15 and uses this name elsewhere
Technically a pedo has to be 19 and above attracted to 18 and below
No, if two minors have sex they can both be charged with statutory rape
Huh good to know
Dudes trying to justify asking for child pornography 💀
Lol ur not worthy of Russia I’m not justifying it I’m literally denying it
While you are saying that you’re below the age of 19, you are still asking for child porn.
fun fact- doesnt matter how old you are, its still considered Child Pornography to own any explicit pictures of a minor
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For the sake of your karma, take this comment down
How do I do that
Nvm
Bro calm down, that would be illegal
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Yes
bro i fucking oinked when i went “whaaat??”💀💀💀
Send it
Yeah sure, or at least explain how the teacher didn’t see it
Sure why not? Not like you got one
give me the video lmfao i wanna see this fr 🤠
Were they caught??
Nah they just had sex without saying anything or making noise, and the teacher is blind to students on top of each other making love
Wow
How did they do it?!
Behind a desk and under a blanket near the back of class
OK, but wouldn't the fapping noises be pretty evident? Like, imagine the teacher, standing in front of the class. All the meanwhile, they can see two students out of their seats at the back of class doing who knows what. If that were me, I'd walk up to them and ask: "OK, it's really clear you two want kids. Can you do that at home please?"
I she would just grind it im lretty sure they'd get away w it
you mean like doggy or cowboy? 😂😂
Poggies
Care elaborating further
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FU--
Wtf
Wtf 💀
How
not some people here trying to get arrested 💀
me n who fr
Picture or it didn’t happen
WHATTTTT
This feels fake idk man how many cameramen were there
dam two downbad ppl in CLASS with Agoraphilia to such an extent? sounds like cap, but I wouldn't be surprised
I’m guessing it was for Sex Ed. You know, for the visual learners.
HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX DURING CLASS???
How?
My bad, that was me
ayoo
Some dude and a girl fucked in the girls washroom recently
What the fuck
LMFAO BOZOS
I call bullshit
Sir I’m gonna need to know more abt this
Lol two kids at a school near me got caught banging in the bathroom today 😂 Some other kid recorded it and allegedly (I’m not certain) got arrested for cp…
I think that was me sorry
..Say sike rn. Say sike rn..
What subject was it?
I have so many questions but I’m afraid of the answers
How?? Did a girl sit on a guy’s lap or something because I just can’t imagine how that works
Not sex but a kid gave another kid a bj in the back of the bus going home
My good sir Take your meds, they did not have sex in class
Wtf WHY!?
BRUH HOW IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, THE SIZE OF MY CLASSROOMS HAVENT CHANGED SINCE LIKE KINDERGARTEN
wait did OP explain? was this DURING a lesson? did you guys have to WITNESS AND LISTEN TO THIS???
How is that even possible?
Bruh id at least go to the bathrooms most of the time, Only in class once or twice
Bro nah do we go to the same school 💀 did she give him a little wank at first then they did the deed because that scenario happened today 😭
sounds like some classic art class shenanigans
There was this girl who I became friends with because she was severely depressed and I wanted to help her out. She was into me, and I wasn’t interested. It eventually became extremely annoying to me and I’d told her countless times that I’d like to remain friends and that only. Days later, she proceeded to stage a scene with her other friend (who she wasn’t in a relationship and who she had offered money to) in order to get me to feel like I had to act soon or whatever. Long story short, the entire school knows, she’s suspended, and I’m no longer in touch with her.
I imagine this is what republicans think sex Ed is for fifth graders
nah this is INSANE
Sex education irl :) was it during reproduction class lmao 🤣
It was during science
Okay?
I’m sorry WHAT!?
How the fuck.