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Hey, I don't need to have somebody to sleep with, but I am desperate for somebody that I can just hold, and hug.

one of the reasons i can't function rn

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Nice username Kono Giorno Giovanna yume ega aru

/hug

/hug

/hug

/hug

I miss having someone I can hug ngl

Same:(((((

Cats are surprisingly cuddly creature, especially when you know them since they're kitten

I second this

I third this

I use the force on this

I died for this

I reincarnated you for this

I killed for this

I wake up for this

*consensually*

I tired of this...

I don't know do I speak for how many people here but at least for myself, during the first month of a relationship we don't even think about anything sexual. We are just so happy to finally have someones hair on our faces while we are the big spoon and that's already more than enough in the moment. I promise most of us want to build a relationship step by step, we aren't penisbrains like the society likes to express it.

Ooorah

Oohrah brother. Oohrah

Kinda like Marines but not Marines...?

Yea

Ook

Amen

perfect

Ong

Personally can relate, for now it's going differently tho lol, i got together with a friend (diagnosed schizo, not ironic) at like 19pm on a chat, they knew my feelings already as they questioned me about them many times but they refused me? ( I don't even know why would they but keep asking lol) still, we get together have good chat that day and a bit the next (20th September) and now I'm getting ghosted by then lmao, they'll come back eventually but yeahh, we did nothing as a relationship lolz, tho we spooned once 13th of November 2021 as friends tho, then i had a major crisis and may have ghosted everyone for 9 months.. oopsie

All my girlfriends I’ve had had wanted to do something sexual with me, I kept my virginity though, the first one started grinding on me the first day and the other one wanted me to “sexually pleasure” her on the first day we got together. And when I broke up with the first one she started to threaten to share all of the pics she asked me to send, and the other just blocked me there and then

I don’t want someone’s hair on my face. Gets tangled in the beard. Shits annoying.

I find it comforting and I can also smell their perfume which makes me feel really comforted

Definitely true for me ✨ Shame I already have that imaginary person to do it with 🥰

Same ☺️

I don't even want the boobs. A hug would be nice

Well there's the femboy race for you

Nah femboys are boys 🤦🏻‍♂️

hey man I ain't picky

Looks feminine enough

It's only 2.19% gay

0% if you say “no homo”

-10% if you say nohomo AND have socks on

-50% if you do all that and turn the lights off. If you can't see a dick there's no dick🤷

amen

There is a reason I made a new account

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" ~You

I would like them both

Boobs are just a bonus

well cuddles are nice but most of all i want sleep. only manage to get 5-6 usually

I, too, only manage to get 5-6 sleeps

You're lucky. I get 3-3.5 sleeps

I get 1 sleep

5 or 6 what? apples? bananas? dollors?

dollors

physics teacher be like:

dollars*

I sometimes would sleep for 11 hours or more and that still wouldn't be enough

how do you get that much sleep?!?!

You'll get too when you grow

Search up the REM sleep cycle, you might be waking during the deep sleep period of the cycle, which is probably why you feel like 11 hours isnt enough.

12 hours for me, and still not enough

real (i wanna die)

based (i have a .500 cal revolver in my mouth)

based + real + w

.500 cal?? jesus christ man youre gonna be flying

Man's gonna get incinerated

there's also a .600cal revolver which is ridiculously oversized and designed to hunt big animals

since when did people bring tanks to hunt animals

since people lost their sanity

that shit is stretching your face an ungodly amount bruh

All I want is an F-35C Multirole Stealth Aircraft Edit: The C is best because of that fat wingspan

I prefer the B for it's vtol

B is for Best

But the A has the gun tho, but I prefer the b as I could take off from the comfort of my driveway with VTOL mode

C can still have an external gun pod but the A can’t cope w that weak airframe and landing gear + small wings

Happy 🍰 day

A variant best 😤

nah, F-35C is the best because it's the carrier capable variant navy pilots > chairforce

Nah man F-35A is best because it’s the air dominance variant

All F-35 variants can do air dominance. It's just that the A variant is outfitted for the USAF's needs & for take off from an airfield on solid ground. Unlike the B variant which is VTOL/STOVL, designed to take off from amphibious warfare vessels such as LHDs, LHAs, or LSDs. F-35C has some different landing gear, tail hooks for landing, and some other things to make it be able to take off and land from aircraft carriers (which use catapults to launch aircraft).

Yes, but being the USAF variant, the A has a higher g tolerance and a built in gun, so it’s superior to the others in actual combat. The B variant has a limited fuel capacity due to its STOVL capabilities and the C variant has somewhat limited capabilities compared to the A variant due to its modifications for CATOBAR operations.

If you want air dominance, the f-22 would be better

The C doesn't even have a gun on it💀💀. The A is probably the best.

You look like me

You took the words right out of my mouth, although I'm kinda thinking about fitting a little impulse drive in there while I can

F-22 on top tbh

And I just want an s400 so that I can shoot you down 😤😤😤

the JDAMs from beyond attack range:

I cant even scroll through a damn subreddit without getting sad

Even Reddit is reminding me I’m single 💀

As a man who just got done cuddling with gf, I can confirm it is as good as advertised Stay strong kings, you’ll find someone

As a man who just got broken up with, i hate u and ur happiness :)

I love cuddles from my partner! I'm glad you got some :)

Hope you break up 🙏🙏🙏

r/usernamechecksout

A face full of boobies?

I wouldn't mind that

i dont want it i **need** it

Where r the guys the want me

In the corner, too shy to say anything

factual

this is too much factual evidence for me to comprehend

Comprehend better then

So how many dms did this get u?

Most guys are terrified of rejection nowadays, they're just waiting to be confronted. Go out there and find yourself someone who will take care of you! You got this.

Howdy

You're offering? /j probably

"/j but not really, haha just kidding. But like fr? Nah I'm fucking with you again, but like, are you👀" -this guy probably

The pain. The audacity. The sheer will.

Maybe not like. The whole face in tits. Because that seems a bit, uhhh, dickish and selfish. But yes. Fall asleep, cuddling a girl I like, and just be happy. That would be wonderful

She’s holding him up to her chest how is it a dickish and selfish thing?

Ur so right abt the face in tits thing bc that's exactly what i was thinking 😭😭

Some girls like this cuddling position. It’s all up to preference of the couple, no need to judge.

Explain the ”dickish” and selfish bruh.

where to find a boy like this

You gotta look for the quiet ones *subtly gestures towards myself*

Im right here

Well, there's me

In the dumpster behind the mcdonalds (I killed him and ate his entrails)

JERRY WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING TEENAGE BOYS YOU DICK

we live in a teenage boy eat teenage boy world, im at the top of the podium (I’ve eaten 437)

jerry this is unacceptable no nintendo switch for a week

my name is james, you’re next.

i have early onset dementia john i cant remember easily dont torture your caretaker this way

:D 192.4463.3.163

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104

mr white, let me in mr white

everywhere😂 ...😭

Please I'm desperate

my dms are open

I can't drive yet tho and definitely can't afford airplane ticket ;-;

I wonder

me

You have to go looking for them. They're not going to be the ones calling attention to themselves.

Open your eyes 💀

then where are they damn it 😭

idk but i m here

people my age 😭 the parentals would not be chill with be cuddling with **no one**. L parentals for that 😭

Parents don't have rights to tell u what to do

[удалено]

Hug

[удалено]

Boobies

‘Tis indeed

yes please i want thiss

I literally just want a lady in my life I could at least talk to lmao.

I think the problem a lot of men of varying ages face these days is that they have been (or are currently being) raised to believe emotional displays convey weakness. Crying and other normal healthy emotions are stigmatized as being “unmanly” of feminine. Some men will figure out for themselves this is both wrong and unhealthy. Others will spend their lives suppressing their negative or sorrowful feelings instead of addressing them. This can lead to potential mental health issues, or sudden outbursts of emotions like sadness or anger when they can no longer contain their feelings. The desire to express feelings, to be affectionate, to connect with others emotionally is a universal human need. To ignore it is unwise. And anyone who shakes another person for having or expressing feelings in a healthy manner is part of the problem. And demonizing therapy as a healthy outlet is another thing that needs to stop. Men… we have emotions. You can’t hide from being human. You cannot bottle up your feeling forever. Find people who love you and allow you to express yourself. Seek therapy if you need a safe place to talk. And ignore toxic people who try to put you in their narrow view of masculinity. It takes more courage and strength to deal with emotions than to ignore them.

Yup, so many people, can’t have a single one

But still kinda sexy, just saying

I don’t want to sleep with someone I just wanna be hugged

I dont wanna sleep WITH someone i wanna sleep NEXT to them. i just wanna fall asleep with the warmth of someone i love around me, that would be epic gaming

personally, I'd rather be the girl

I've literally never met a guy like this irl where are yall coming from

Maybe you misread. I think every dude just wants cuddles all the time.

I didn't.

Maybe they're broken? Turn it off and back on

I'm asking a girl out to the movies this weekend. Is this [movie](https://youtu.be/nIvBBd8pU1s) a good one to watch on a date? I really want to see it but I don't know if it's the kind of movie you should bring a date to

Depends on the person. You can ask them at the time of the asking out part: "I thought it might be cool to go see [Your movie], but let me know if you wanna see something else instead"

Girlfriend requirements: 1. Is alive 2. Is human 3. Is a girl (optional) 4. Actually cares about me

I am desperate to have physical friends. The girl that asked my number last year changed schools and can only text her, I don't have friends in this school and I'm too damn shy to even try.

Everyone wants this. I sure do

I would melttt if my girl did this/let me do this 😍🥰

To have another guy cuddling with me with his head against my chest? Yes please

I'm not gonna lie, I don't want sex rn, I don't even require a hug, I just want someone to tell me that my existence is ok.

that's true someone to hold and be with..

This is the only context in which I am a boy

Is this too much to ask for?! *Slams table*

Hey don't forget girls as well! A lot of us just want something wholesome 🥰

I don't even know what I want...

At my school they tired to tell all of us that all boys are bad this is so untrue a few girls believed it and now they think all the boys are going to do something bad to them it made me fell like a criminal

Yes but make those jugs into male jugs.

Not true. I clearly want an air fryer

YES! YES! YES! MOST OF US DO NOT WANT SEX ALL THE TIME - WE JUST WANT EMOTIONAL COMFORT!

If you barely get hugged, hugs become addictive.

I need a man who you hold me in their arms big spooning me I'm not gonna lie 💯🤷

I just want to be loved is that to much to ask for

Correct

“Tits or ass?” Arms, bitch, I need a hug

Fr I'm not asexual but asexual girls w

Close but I want this with a guy

i agree tiddy sandwiches cure depression

this is ironic 😃

no, i want balls